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Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life.
Hello? Front desk? Some guy named Gideon left his bible here.
Your statement makes for good tagline material.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
"Great warrior? War does not make one great." - Yoda
Redneck: not to be confused with the similar `cowboy'.
Where can I get one of those computer bats!!
Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm...
Compressed DATA!!! QWK..PKUNZIP him!!!! * Picard
The Trinity. Clinton, Gore, Tipper.
If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!!
Just what chicken and which road are we talking about?
"How 'bout that one: The Grunge That Stole Christmas?" - Butt-Head
Must go - my attack cat needs his claws filed.
URA Redneck if your living room sofa is covered by a foam backed throw.
If you we aren't allowed to be offensive, why bother?
"Mr. Worf, fire at will." »ZAP!« "Where'd Riker go???"
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click)
I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - s.w.
AD&D Quote: "I said hit *him* with the fireball, not me!"
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Did you know that a gathering of ferrets are called a Business?
"I know you. But you can't be you! There ain't no coming back!"
Def: Martyr: A pile of wood set on fire with a man on top.
"He's very much alive. Sort of." -- Ed Wood
Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life.
Whoever heard of a tanned vampire? - Don Schanke
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Modesty is dishonesty.
'\o,*.:"/v* Tagline debris.
*NEW* Candy coated communion wafers! Jesus Pieces!
Hit any Key to Continue or Any Other Key to Quit
"You sure don't *look* like an iguana." - M. Donovan to "Barbara", "V"
Hollowpoints: When you care enough to send the very best!
"Hello, Nurse!" - Wakko "Somebody get me a crowbar!" - Lady
Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat.
UNIX don't do it.
"Don't you just hate younger sibs sometimes?!" - Yakko Warner
Computer, run Barclay Program 9 with Crusher and Troi.
Do you know about @FROM@ who guards the Cave of Knowledge
Wasn't Jimi Hendrix's modem a purple Hayes?
"Come along. The Master doesn't like to be kept waiting." -- Riff
I don't have ADD!!!! Now, what were we talking about?
TV Truth: You can get 200 shots out of a six-shooter.
(PS/2) + (OS/2) = PSOS (Pretty Sorry Overpriced Stuff)
Money is the root of all bills.
But not Spam, Spam, Bacon, Eggs and Spam Quiche.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
I can't believe it's not butter!
slave screams he's being beat into submission
Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines.
Timekeeper: A clock-eyed man
Don't blame me... that tagline was STOLEN !!
Christmas is the promise, and Easter the Proof.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Why limbless women are better lovers: You can spin them.
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
"Good luck, boy. Beware Justice." -- Madame Xanadu
SOB: Sitting on Branch; FOB: Falling off Branch
Love is sufficient unto love. - Kahlil Gibran
Freud Fantasy Gardens--Id required.
The only *anything* you get is what I give you! - LaCroix
"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too"- Hillary
Work is the curse of the partying class!
Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!
URA Redneck if you get too drunk to fish.
Reality.sys not found, <A>bort <R>etry <F>ail?
"Fun Times in the Sleeping Bag" ─ by Nap Sack
All If you are bored, you can paint your windows
TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up
Stop while you're a Thread......
So be it Jedi...if you will not be turned...you will be destroyed..
Boop Boop Bee Boop - Marilyn Monroe
I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
Just as courace imperils life, fear protects it. Leonard
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
Curiosity kills my imagination!
When the game master smiles, it's already too late
Oxymoron: Plastic silverware
To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine.
Chopin/Sand '96: Better music than Clinton and more passion than Gore.
In case of an actual, please RUN!
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education
Ura Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, 'Born to bag groceries.'
Oxymoron: motorcycle safety
"I'm scared!" - Wakko "I'm spooked!" - Yakko "I'm cute!" - Dot
Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard
PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse..<grin>
Why does everyone keep bringing me chocolates? (Troi)
"Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question." -- Mulder
As funny as an iron lung.
Most political jokes get elected
"Something's very wrong. Your brain is not on file." --Holodoc
A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*?
My other car is an Edsel.
"Faboo!" - Wakko Warner
Have you had children lately?
TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation.
The continents slam dance upon the face of the globe.
OXYMORON : Turned up missing
Famous Last Words #06: "Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me!"
If you call your new Pontiac the "USS Picard" - YMBAT
The ultimate mail reader is here!!!!
Sorry, couldn't think of anything clever.
Don't EVER use that #$@&* language again!!!
"Bother," said Pooh when he found that Eeyore was a donkey voodoo doll
HEY!!!! The taglines are down here!!!!!!
Don't rock the boat if you can't swim!
Living on earth is better than loafing around Hades.
Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes.
Uninitialized pointers can get you in a heap of trouble!
Single male seeks single female with nice software!
"Galactic Conquest or bust." -- Borg
Unable To Locate Coffee -- Operator Halted
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak.
If (EveryBoy='Good') then Favor:=TRUE;
Look its a babble fish: ><> °·∙<>< ><>·°
"Is that your idea of excercise - buying a book on jogging?"
"Meow" is like "Aloha" - it can mean anything.
"NEVER ask what hot dogs are made of!" - Yakko
"I'd let you talk more, but you're not as interesting as me."
Cannibalism: intra-species dining.
Deja Borg-A feeling that you saw that flying cube before.
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
My dream is a code waiting to be broken.
Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
A mind is like a parachute: it only works when it's open.
I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [£] My Keyboard.
Giant Space Hamsters offer a veritable plethora of wonders.
In Heaven there is no DOS...
Do you come here often?
"Here Mousie! I only want to be your friend.": CAT
(A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room
Def: Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
"Creationist nonsense" is redundant.
CIGARETTES!??!!? YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME CIGARETTES?!?!!?
If all the world's a stage, I wanna operate the trap door
"You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -Popeye
It's not a virus ..... it's just Windows 3.0!
"Escuse me bud" Said Mr Leeeeech "Can you spare a K ?"
"Cut the Grass!" ─ by Moses Lawn
Oxymoron: free love
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Oxymoron: Government savings.
You have violated Robot's Rules of Order!
JH3 - ÿóü'vé gºt thé rìght öⁿé bäbÿ¡ Üh HÜH¡¡
Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."
URA Redneck if you consider dating second cousins 'playing the field.'
OXYMORON : Self-help groups
Politeness is asking a beggar if he'll take a check
Accidents happen within 25 miles of home. Time to move.
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism
3 dreaded words when making love: Honey, I'm home
Before you louse something up, THIMK!
Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies...
URAT, a dead one, if you can't fool the Borg with your Picard Maneuver.
Computer: Run TROI in I AM DEATH INCARNATE mode.* Barclay
"Our logic is to be illogical." Kirk
Sysop trying to page you, go to Main Menu & press <G>!
It's trying to communicate with us. - Picard
Cute: A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for indecent exposure.
Famous Last Words #45: "But it's ONLY an Eye Tyrant..."
It's not who you know, but how your wife found out.
"It's such a nice day... Let's leave the top down." -JFK
I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im il a ted.
"I hate it when I'm right!" - Yakko
Coming soon: the other Ninja Turtle viruses
Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek
Oxymoron: What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples.
At the end, many will travel, knowledge will increase. Da
*********This*Tagline*has*trouble*with*Tribbles*********
Oxymoron: slightly out of view
The darn thing works better if you plug it in
Never did tagliners waste more idle breath. -- Tagspeare
Patience NOW!
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Columbus only discovered the new world. You can discover Animaniacs!
HEADLINE: Voters to decide whether to vote!
Why can't phonetically be spelt that way?
Press any key.. HEY! NOT THAT ONE! NO!!!!! <(*êNO CARRIER
Water, Avian, room temp. - Troi
Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) (STOLEN)
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you!-Y. Arafat
Hmmm...hockey or boxing? Same tickets, anyway...
This message subject to 8¼% sales tax.
He is so cheap, he quit golf when he lost his ball.
So, uh... Have you riven a fjord lately? -Mighty Max
"Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts."
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm.....
"The United States has much to offer the third world war." - Ronald Reagan
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more.
Graduates do it by degrees.
I think I had a thought one time.
I am Alzheimer of Borg! Prepare to... uh... er...
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.
Oxymoron: Hilarious Funerals.
Send a self-abused stomped elephant to: @TO@.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Do Mon Calamari sleep with their eyes open?
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
"All things being equal, you lose." * Todd's Law
Emoticon: :-I Indifferent smiley.
Oh sure! Bu
I wish I knew what I am doing!
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
That was Zen, this is Tao...
Do not repeat yourself or say again what you said before.
Hey Attillary, what did Eleanor's ghost "advise" you to do today?
Conjugate Subjugate Lubricate Salivate Lactate Procreate!
Help I'm typing and I can't stop !!
Women's Groups: The source of all power in the church.
My birth certificate has an expiration date.
Hello and welcome to Personality Disorder Theatre.
A phelbotomist's work is all in vein
Clove captioned for the ham impaired.
Oxymoron: Harvard-educated
I hate it when the Tagline is just one charachter too lon
ƒish is having a GATHERING!
Somehow, I'd feel more secure with a little less defence.
When I have trouble writing fiction, I make it up
AD&D: 18 Years as a Player. 17 Years as a Dungeon Master.
JOIN THE PARTNERSHIP FOR A FUNDAMENTALIST-FREE AMERICA
"Great Men Named Gene" ─ by Imagene Tu
Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. --Rhett of Borg
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had VD.
Ensign Clampett? He's Jed, Jim!
Praise the Lord and pass the backup disks.
Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.
I'm always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to talk to the SysOp.
I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it.
"Serutan" spelled backwards is "Natures"
Golfers love to play a round.
Sell! Sell everything, dammit! Sell!!!
Are you used to getting your own way, Doctor? - Picard
"Hand! Hand! It rhymes!" - Wakko Warner
Oxymoron: Public Servant
"Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake
I dreamt I was a COBOL programmer in my Maidenform bra!
"Hello, lady in the tree!" - Wakko Warner
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!!
Wanted: Guillotine operator. Chance to get ahead.
Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
The cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends.
To Freud, the world consists of housewives only
So, I hear you're into molinology...
I found the ANY key; it's next to the OTHER key.
OK joke's over! Where's President Bush?
"The clothes have no emperor." - C. A. Hoare, about Ada.
Optimist: YUGO owner with a trailer hitch.
DON'T PANIC! Resistance is USELESS!
Wait a minute! Why would God need a star ship?
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn.
Dammit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping!
Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
Fasten your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something. - s.w.
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
Bymnasium: A health club for bimbos.
Drugs are for people who have no imagination!
Oxymoron: professional amateur
No one can think clearly with clenched fists.
@FN@'s just tagging along for the pun of it.
I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
Def: Outpatient: A person who fainted
Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
"Be gentle. It's my first time." - Catwoman
Make it go, Daddy!
Why is it that time softens some people and hardens others?
"Let's visit tombs", said Tom cryptically.
"Are you pretty?" - Yakko
"Hey, it's me!" - Han Solo
No <g> here at all!
BIT: Past tense of BYTE.
CTHULHU CALLS: and orders a large pizza with anchovies...
Run for your lives! The Moderator has been sighted!
I invest in Negotiable Blondes.
Def: Politics: The most promising of all careers.
Do witches with computers use spell checkers?
Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy!
"I survived the Borg. I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi" - Picard
"Bother," said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun.
I've got SPEED and that's the FAX, SpeedModem.
Challenges keep us alive!
Oxymoron: last initial
If you slew Hutu like I slew Hutu - Tutsi battle cry
The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg!
If at first you don't succeed...call in an air strike.
"Bother," said Pooh as he conducted forty gigavolts
"Bother," said Pooh, as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon
I'll believe in God as soon as he smacks me in the head.
The Cat ate cheese & waited by mousehole with baited breath
BETA testing is hazardous to your health.
NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!!
Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail?
"I don't handle... delicacy very well." -- Odo
Boris of Borg - Now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel!
I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child.
"Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!"
"Whatta yutz!" - Slappy
Number of phone rings = number of steps from commode - 1
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Something should be done about this...STEAL THE STANLEY CUP!
@TOLAST@, target your blaster at the nearest Moderator AND SHOOT!
All we are saying is, "Give pizza chants."
Blow your mind... Smoke gunpowder...
Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and Al Gore!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations
Yoda of Borg I be...Assimilated you will be...Futile resistance is...
Kirk's bridge is not beige.
"No, Dave, don't touch me there..." --Hal 9000
Separation of church and state: Not just a good idea, it's the law.
Admiral @LN@ is in Major Kira's quarters.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saved vs poison.
Fled is that music. Do I wake or sleep?
"Looks like SOMEBODY never learned to share!" - Yakko
To start your cat collection, simply open a tuna can.
McCoy:"On second thought, maybe I'm not a doctor"
"We taste awful!" - Wakko
You never know your friends until you vacation with them.
Death never comes too late. <Irish>
But which one is the fatherboard?
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Clinton: The Pee Wee Herman of Arkansas.
An elevator always smells different to a midget...
URA Redneck if the taillight covers on your car are made of tape.
"Sorry I left during your sermon. I was sleepwalking."
Deja Moo: What's your beef? I've heard it before.
She's no fun, she fell right over...
A platitude a day keeps the normal away.
I almost stole a tagline! It was on my own message!
Your own mileage may vary.
"Look! A giant PEZ dispenser..." - Wakko
Oxymoron: runs under Windows
TV Truth: Love conquers all obstacles.
A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, Animaniacs is on!!!
useful, but only for cat food.
Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated.
Gee, this is a boring tagline, eh?
I'm discriminating. You're choosey. He's picky.
What, me? .BATs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V
Not playing with a full deck.
Nothing is forever, but a temporary tax increase is close
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
"Shut up, or I will KILL you! Do you understand?" - Buzzcut
Applause, pompoms and trumpets for our sysops and moderat
I'm sick of Hillary. Is this covered by the Health Plan?
How do you feel about that, Counselor Troi?
"I am not programmed to respond in that area." Norman
I'm an *extremely* happy OS/2 camper.
If God didn't exist, it'd be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
Chicken Teriyaki: name of the only living Kamikazi pilot.
Birthdays. They're not just for spankings anymore.
Cats know how we feel. They don't give a damn, but they know.
N'Grath: Babylon 5's own "Big Boss of Crime."
I tried snorting coke... I almost DROWNED!
Dead is incorrect. Use metabolically challenged.
What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better."
I'm short and witty, does that mean I could be a Tagline?
In the jingle-jangle modem, I'll come moderate you.
ELMYRA.DUF found in drive A: (A)bort, (R)un like heck, (D)rop anvils on?
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. * 109th RoA
Polygamy is one man too many. Monogamy is the same...
Don't break my heart, my achy-breakyeaargh!#$%#$%#$%... NO CARRIER
For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other...-Calvin
Why is this tagline different from all other taglines?
URA Redneck if your kids are described as "dumb as a brick".
I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
I had to fire my first mate from the boat, said Tom excruciatingly.
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
Each day provides its own gifts.<Freedman>
No plan survives the first contact intact.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up somewhere.
If money is the root of all evil, why do churches want is so badly?
"It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together." - Obi Wan
Bill Clinton would have trouble leading lemmings into the sea.
I never metaphysics I didn't like
"The part with my pet!" - Dot
The cat that ate the ball of yarn....had mittens!
Famous Last Words #31: "Mongols? I don' see no Mo-" <THWEEEeeeCHUNK!>
Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Clay Pigeons.
Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??
"What's the big idea sticking stop sign on the back wall of garage?"
CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror
I'm having too much fun to be clinically depressed!
Lie: The program is bug free.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
"Don't tell him. He might crack." - Slappy Squirrel
I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face.
I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done much today.
"I don't believe in mixed marriages", said Tom gaily.
We are Amtrak of Borg. We assimilate only when Congress says we can.
Gardening with Bill Clinton: From Weed to Flowers.
Clinton - "America's Going Out Of Business Sale"
"Think of peace and honor - and act upon that only!" - A. Force Stud.
BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
How to know you're a Redneck: Your cousin becomes your wife.
"But...I *DO* know everything!" - Q
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be.
I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night.
"There's something I didn't tell you..." "Something else?"
WARNING! Moderator armed and shoots back!
"I love cheap romance horror thriller novels." - Dot
Who do you think gave it to Guinan? - Picard
URA Redneck if you record Wrestling while you're at work.
Yeah, love is knocking outside your dooowa!
My doctor specializes in iatrogenic disorders
Win95: 95 = The first working/beta copy title of Win97-98: 97-98.......
Captain! I sense millions of minds...staring at my cleavage! - Troi
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
URA Redneck if you call your spouse, "Cuz".
Windows is fast, PKZIP is good, and hell has frozen over.
Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler!
"T-Bird, you idiot... the blood is on the inside." - The Crow
The number? Just dial randomly..You'll get us eventually.
Bill Clinton: Unwilling to serve - Unfit to lead
I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg.
Run for the toilet! Taco Bell's done it again!
Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US.
Play it again, bard.
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where barbecued Ewoks are our speciality...
Oxymoron: Non-stop flight.
"Bother," said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's ass.
Strike any user when ready...
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
"Luminous beings are we... not this crude matter." - Yoda
I SAW YG! HE SAW ME! WE'RE TOGETHER! IN DARK CONCLAVITY!
"How do you forget something like that?" - Principal McVickers
NR] ■ If love is blind, how does love at first sight work
"Call me a lush" ─ by Nita Belt
Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and Colby at your cheese & wine parties.
"I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes."--HoloDoc
Star Trek VIII: The Wrath of Moderator.
"So... come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab."
"*sigh* My own country bumpkin!" - Dot Warner
Oxymoron: hot ice
URA Redneck if your flashlight holds more than four batteries.
Def: Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boardwalk.
Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted
Common BBS talk: HAPRD; Had a perfectly rotten day.
If you can't take the heat stay out of kitchen
OAS....................On another subject
I feel like a Visitor on the trail of a nice, juicy mouse....
SLiMe EZ-Reader !! SLiMer's the champ!
I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Christians are God's ambassadors, not His policemen.
In a perfect world, the moon would be full more often.
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
"The Fall of a Watermelon." ─ by S. Platt
Ura Redneck if you get your oil changed by your barber.
LOST: Very funny Tagline. $ Generous Reward $
I'm hangin' ten on a major shreddin' primo sound wave!
Hayneedlestack
Al Gore - In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.
"Who put the thumbtack in my bucket!?!" -- Odo
Some of our politicians who act foolish aren't acting.
Def: Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe.
Real SysOps unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
DM Advice: Cast Detect Magic on a TSR module and it'll explode.
Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home.
Why am I being told to marry a girl called Christmas?
Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.
Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler.
Wanted. Farmer to tend cow that does not smoke or drink.
"You're a little too good at that, Beavis...." - Butt-Head
Life is a patchwork ...scraps of pleasure and despair.<Bronaugh>
Don't be fooled -- computers are magic, not science!
Real sysops know how to spell.
Is that your tagline or did your mailreader throw up?
"Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" -Picard
How much tin can a tin can tin?
Beer math is: Two beers times 37 men = 49 cases.
SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity
Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe.
I don't use cliches... NOT!
"Bother," said Pooh as he realized he'd been issued a one-way ticket
My cats are to me, as roses without thorns.
If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.
"One grows tired of everything. Except power." - Doctor Who
Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas.
The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and Hogwash
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
The Big Apple is one big Bone Gnawer playground. -- Shakespeare
"You have one chance to live." - The Crow
Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message.
Def: Irregularity: Someone who comes to work late.
So Billy, does your dog ever rub up and down on your leg?
"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney
Windows would look better with curtains.
Deja Flu: A feeling you are sick and tired about being sick and tired.
Spock? Why aren't you dead?
Darkness has a hunger that's insatiable.
A person is a lion in his own cause.
Charter Member, Immoral Majority.
"It was a full moon *that* night, too..." - The Crow
Had a cat once. Tasted like a hairball!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave the broker inside information.
"Don't you eat that yellow snow." - Frank Zappa
Real Programmers don't drink de-caf or lites.
If time flies... who's the pilot?
"Take me away... But be gentle, I'm fragile." - Yakko to Nurse
Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight.
It#%$was*&^a*&^dark$#@and&^%stormy)(+night...NO CARRIER
Why should I have to pay a troll just to cross a bridge?-B. G. Gruff
I don't believe in religion or God. I believe in myself.
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
Are you scared?
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
If you don't date your food, you get something rotten.
Sinead O'Connor: a Chia Pet before adding water.
He's a legend in his own mind.
Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal!
"See Indy! I told you it would be all right!" -- Sallah
New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1
Budwiser: The more bud you smoke the wiser you get.
Glad to see you're exercising you ascii!
Some are afraid of heights, but I'm afraid of widths.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he pulled out his .45 and shot the intruder.
I've got 256Mb of RAM, so why can't I run Windows?
Hm..what's this red button fo║╜»░╖╝NO CARRIER
Only the insane know why.
Particle man fights Tagline man...
Why were you speeding? I hit the accelerator.
Dream Job #6: Ambassador to FANTASY ISLAND..!
Clinton isn't doing his job - I still have a few dollars left!
Wish I could unscrew my head and kick it out the door.
If ignorance is bliss, why are you so CRANKY, Sunshine?
Is it me, or is 38400 starting to seem slow?
If E=MC^2, why's there always room for Jello?
Oh boy! Only 200 more messages to read.
Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
Oxymoron: Normal Controversy.
DM Advice: Magic items should be as rare as Drow romance novels.
Punny book: NHL Hockey, by Stanley Kupp.
Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus"
Oxymoron: dry ice
Have an adequate day.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he found he'd used a dirty needle.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
I work all night and sleep all day...
and so on and so forth and what not
Geordi Burger: You need a special visor to be able to see it
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!
Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club
Virgin: a tagline that has not been stolen.
Congress is the only inherent criminal class in America. - Mark Twain
Sysoping: it's not just an adventure, it's a job.
- Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K
"Let's finish him off!" - Wakko "Right!!" - Yakko/Dot
If God had trusted Adam he wouldn't have created Eve.
Golfing versus Programming: Lawn time, no C.
Geometry: what the acorn said after it grew up.
Oxymoron: Reciprocal concession.
I blinked, therefore I ran.
Captain @TOLAST@, why do our phasers look like dust busters?
Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger. - Abbie Hoffman
Chicken Little was an optimist.
"Bother," said Pooh, "We'd better nuke 'em from orbit"
"An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age." -- Obi Wan Kenobi
"Bother," said Pooh as he touched a live wire
»∞√╘╘h╖ñ ÄC■hanks for hanging up, dear.
Words are cheap ... and so am I.
Virginity is a disease that can be cured.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he placed the message in the wrong conference.
Good thing I'm blond, nobody notices my gray hairs.
Cats like to sit on what you are reading at the time.
π___/ π\0/ π_|_ One for the road, two for morgue.
A handicapped golfer is one who play's his boss
Oxymoron: Partially completed.
Endless love:Stevie wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
Oxymoron: Petty Officer.
Get your QWKs on Route 66!
Another visitor...stay a while...stay FOREVER!
MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he got splattered all over the place.
Drink your coffee! There are people in India sleeping!
"Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan
"Oh teacher, teach us now!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
I scooped the Sysop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanna read my bootleg Star Wars III script, "Fall of the Republic"?
Origin of Life? Just check my refrigerator.
URA Redneck if you use your mailbox to hold up your clothesline
Man was predestined to have free will.
if (quackslike() == duck) return(duck);
Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?
Explain anti-clockwise to someone with a digital watch!
OXYMORON : Restrained opulence
Picard to seamtress Make it sew.
Until next time..... goodnight everybody!!!!
As funny as a plutonium pizza.
Lie: I love it.
Instant food served here - get sick the instant you eat!
Clinton "Doggie style": He sits up and begs; she plays dead.
"Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me..."
Flim flam? * Worf
Aha! I caught you reading Taglines again.
To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.
Mr. Sysop, I hate your guts! #$^#$ NO CARRIER
Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!)
And with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed
Die Hard: With... Like... Guns and Stuff...
A desk is a wastebasket with drawers.
Life's A Beach And We're Just Surfing Time!
"Songs from `South Pacific'" ─ by Sam and Janet Evening
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them to tell the truth!
Wanna watch me blow bubbles with my spit? - Wakko
Earache My Eye!
Def: SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him. - Leia
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
Snorting wildly, Worf actually smells his own feet.
Frankly Geordi, I like the beard - Riker
When the going gets tough, upgrade.
Deja Dude: That feeling you've served those "bodacious pizzas" before.
Hate to run..just REAL busy these days...**argv
Windows: The Industry Substandard...
Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints!!!
Do my bOObs show too much through this dress? Troi
Help! I have tagophobia!
Oxymoron: Second Initiatives.
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
Purring....the sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his account was deleted by the Sysop.
Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI, Where's Larry Be
Mulder: I saw the movie.
DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T!!!
SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type!
Life can be one big toilet, so for all our sakes, don't make waves.
Hark! What rock through yonder WINDOWS breaks?
Even a noseless cat can smell.
This tagline Copyright @YEAR@ (C) All rights reserved.
Never has my Flabber been so gasted!
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention.
Taglines sold separately
Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile.
Abandon all hope, ye who press ──┘ here
Def: Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere else
Post-meonpausal woman's mind is virtually uncharted territory.<Walker>
I'm always hard and to the point...but never drooped.
Def: Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers.
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"Goodnight, Elvis." - Yakko
Never Insult An ALLIGATOR until you've crossed The River
That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner.
Excuse me... what does God need with an echo?
Have it OUR way. Yours is IRRELEVANT. At BORGerKing.
Why be politically correct when it's so easy to be right?
URA Redneck if you have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
Doing time in San Clinton - up for parole in 1996.
Question authority, but raise your hand first.
"When convention and science offer us no answers..."
"Smile and *NOW*! <whack>" Kirk
Windows: The Gates of hell.
When all else fails, blame the Sysop!
Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes.
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!! --><--
I come in peace.
Cat Problems: Getting tail caught in doors.
Thhhhis kkkkkkkkeyboard is too sssssensitive.
I love the women's movement... especially when walking behind them!
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
We are from the Government. Please grab your ankles.
"If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry." - Chekhov
Oxymoron: Systematic Variance.
Please check your firearm at the door.
Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also.
Good tagline, dood -- NOT!
Save toilet paper: Use the other side!
You know you're using a real computer if it Gurus.
If you voted for Change - better start counting it now!
-> <- Invisible Tagline, send $10 for viewer.
I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie?
Bother! said Pooh, as @F butchered him for his paws and liver.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more
Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever? -SLR
Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)?
This is it, are you sure you want it?
Chess is good, Chest is better!
Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence.
Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray. (J. Swaggart)
Humbled again, by overlooking the obvious...
[ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user
Fatal error in LIFE.SYS: Deleting Moderator.
Oxymoron: close-minded liberal
"The DM won't hit us with anything till we get to the dungeon."
"A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield
Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do.
Let's go to @FN@'s house and check him into the boards. huh huh huh
Upload Error #69 - Blonde Not Attached
(C)razy (L)ady (I)s (N)ow (T)aking (O)ver (N)ation
Oxymoron: Freezer burn
Baby, Sweetheart, would I lie to you.
SCA medieval re-creation & recreation.
386, OLX, Tag-X Pro...The only way to TAG.
Fire! Fire! Fire! - Beavis They can't ban that from my tagline!
"Are they playing overtime? You must be absolutely exhausted."
Generic Industry Standard Tagline
"Captain, one little tribble isn't harmful!" Cyrano Jones
The cat lets me live here.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reached for the reset button.
Oxymoron: Military Justice.
"Can I push the button?" - Wakko Warner
"I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimi
"You're still disgusting." "Till the day I die." - Odo/Q
This Sysop runs on Old No. 7.
Windows Error #0001: Windows loaded. System in danger!
Deja Grue: Lost the darn lantern again.
"Don't rest on your laurels", said Tom hardily.
As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this.
There is no honor in attacking the innocent. -- Hand of Tyr
At least the doctors find me interesting...
Oxymoron: Elementary Calculus
I had a great tagline here, but @TOFIRST@ deleted it.
What I need is a faster modem?
I'm a High-tech Redneck!
You should be pun-ished!
If something doesn't work... Try another approach.
I promise to take good care of your cat. - Schrdinger
"You know how expensive fire is these days?" -- Joel Robinson
"Bother," said Pooh as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot.
Does Geordie LaForge undress women with his visor?
Some people find fault like there was a reward offered.
May your future be limited only by your dreams.
Natalie's bed and breakfast. - Natalie Lambert
Geordi, I cannot stun my cat. - Data
Greedy money grubbing Cleric. A pox on you.
Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham.
Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault.
Rush Limborg: Assimilating America.
From the smell of things, I'd say a Ferengi ship. -- Riker
Oxymoron: real hypothetical
Anarchists do it revoltingly.
If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER?
A message without ANSIART is like a day without sunshine.
$$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$
I took an 8-hr. cold cure 7.9 hours ago ...
"They remind me of the lilies of the field." Spock on tribbles
Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam.
Q: What do you call 32 Redneck women? A: A full set of teeth.
"BITE ME, FRODO!"
Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition
Ah, but killer trained attack cats DO go GRRRRR!
"Bother," said Pooh as he was branded
I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic
Oxymoron: Same Difference.
The present enshries the past.<de Beauvoir>
Oxymoron: Wise democrat.
Taglines are meant to be loved
I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink)
Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?
Chemists really know their bismuth.
"Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." - Vader
Friends are family you choose for yourself.
Turbo taglines rule!
"Mon capitaine. I thought you'd never get here." - Q
Figures don't lie, but fundies do for their own agenda.
CLINTON = C.hief L.unatic I.s N.ow T.axing O.ur N.erves
Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives!
That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers!
Pride is tasteless & odorless but still hard to swallow.
Catscan - a hi-tech device for examining cats.
Don't you get it, Picard? The trial never ends... - Q
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test
And on the 8th day God said, "Murphy, You're in charge."
I wish I could step on this program's bug.
"Never stop swimming."
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Worf bites Ensign @TOLAST@...
May all your relatives move in with you.
If you can't fix it, sell it as a feature.
I folded the 5¼" disk to fit the 3½" drive.
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
It's not the size of your RAM, but how you allocate it.
"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God..." - The Crow
"The Scent Of A Man" ─ by Jim Nasium
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer.
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call -Bart
Bother! said Pooh sweating over a hot computer.
SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures
"Hello again, Peabody here..." - Mister Peabody
How many blonds does it take to write a tagline?
"Bother," said Pooh, as his hand became snagged in the wringer
Are Cheerios really donut seeds?...
It has many other uses as well. Allow me. ■ Worf
Murray Christmas! ANSI New Year!
Another Brobeck style response.
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, GOR GOR...BIG!
OXYMORON : Folksong writer
The BorgMail echo is empty.
Misery loves company, but she will rarely foot the bill..
GI: Playing horsey w/little sis. BI: Playing horsey w/Aunt Bertha.
"Too late for a game of Stratego?" "22 years too late"
TOMORROW, TODAY!
DUCT TAPE has a Dark Side, a Light Side, & binds the universe together
Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
PMS - Periodic Monster Syndrome
Sysops up at 7AM haven't been to bed yet!
SmarterthanIlookius Kindamaybepartlius
Can't wait to try out OLX as well...
Mom, I sneezed and blew my head off! -- Calvin
Cheese is senior citizen milk.
What do you call an Argo in the end zone? Dead Meat.
LISTEN HERE!!! I HAVE FIRST AMENDMENT RIGH(@#$9@&#^%( NO CARRIER
Def: Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths.
THEBRAIN.EXE loaded...Will try to take over world tonight.
DEL EZ-RDR.* to continue
Great, now my wife want's to have me altered.
"Don't mess with me, I am in a bad mood!" - Rita
This message smiley captioned for the humour impaired.
I say what I mean,I mean what I know,I know what is fact.
Home is where I feed my cat.
Wiggle is side to side - Jiggle is up and down.
Hey, dad, remember our car? -- Calvin
"Bother," said Pooh as they lit the pyre
I'm am not lost. I've just never been here before.
Borg? Where? I don't see any *&^$#-aa.. NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh as he was blinded
He said "Smile, things could be worse!" I did! They were!
Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twit
Common sense is an oxymoron.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Imagining quite a bit...
You want me to raise Alexander? - Troi to Worf
Join SATALQ "Sysops Against Taglines and Large Quotes"
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes.
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
"She looks like an oil fire!" -- Tom Servo
"Heresy signifies no more than private opinion." - Hobbes
When the horse is dead, it's best to get off it!
ANS
I
NSANITY
Brook of Taglines, where we just babble on and on
I found inspiration from reading the taglines!
Conan: Shorthand derivative for "Conehead".
--==<<< Continued from previous message >>>==--
What we need is a national Moderator's day.
Lessee...what'll I buy first from my no-tax-hike savings?
...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon.
Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resista
Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have prood.
As funny as a frontal labotomy.
BORG For President--All Politicians Will Be Assimilated!
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue.<King>
Backsliding starts when kneebending stops.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
We are going to create a whole new type of disfunction
I'm kinda partial to this one. Whaddaya think?
Bother! said Pooh and deleted C:\DOS\*.*.
"But in purple, I am STUNNING!" Londo
Familiarity breeds a fundamentalist
When a husband is too good to be true, he probably isn't.
Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night
« « « <I>nstitute of <B>etter <M>arketing » » »
Deja Vow: The feeling you've been married before.
I am Clinton of Borg. Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them!
Having a Moderator beats losing a Conference!
Oxymoron: interactive soliloquy
<SMACK>....and stay OFF my keyboard!
A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses.
Face west and bow to EKO!
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO.
I'm not a rat to be spat upon locked up in this room.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his regeneration failed.
And @FN@ strikes with a +1 longsword, +5 vs. Moderators.
Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause
Dolphins do it on porpoise.
"Today's special is all the caviar you can eat for $600."
"There's something else I have to show you." - Martin, "V"
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lay back and lit Piglet's cigarette.
If life deals you a bad hand, ask for a reshuffle!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lobbed a grenade at the intruder.
What do you mean "I'm fired," I thought slaves were sold.
Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys.
Oxymoron: Split level.
Fido jammer:ACTIVE ╚═αΓ²ⁿ√·∙°╨τΦΘ
Clinton: The best thing to happen to the Republican party
Get a life? Impossible, I'm a Sysop.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he watched his 830mb drive slowly format itself
If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.
Picard never hit me! - Q I'm not Picard - Sisko
"Bother," said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his hunny pot.
I'm not on the where are you list...I listened to the Moderator!
Philosophy: Vanity multiplied by itself.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Borg assimilated @TO@.
Down you go, suffer long, down you go, sin make me strong
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
I am the itch you cannot reach! -- Darkwing Duck
Whoops! Blanked my tagline!
BLONDE MATING CALL: "Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!"
If at first you don't succeed, cry.
Oxymoron: normal foreign film
Bad is never good until worse happens
If there were no electricity, we'd all be ohmless.
You have got to teach me to do that sometime. - Natalie Lambert
"Are you sayin' my egg went out for Chinese food?!" - Sasha Girlfeather
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
Has a mind like a sieve
Don't bother me, Worf is about to kill something!
We've all been here before - Riker
If My Taglines Aren't Stolen Do I Exist????
Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger!
"What do you mean you reformatted the cat?"
Data Data Everywhere, And Not A Byte To Eat!
"Terrible puppy-children are after me." - Wally Llama
Any Moderators here? <<BANG>> Any more?
You know You're hooked when: You sign Your handle to Your checks
As funny as a wheelchair.
Fertile - having a green thumb.
'C' What?
If you torture the data long enough, it will confess.
Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows
I feel [insert emotion of choice here], out there.. -- Troi
Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
Bit Decay!? Díd yöù såÿ ßì┬ Déçªy¡¿
Oxymoron: Lesser Evil.
Judges use the law the way a hillbilly uses a corncob.
PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease.
A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set the Doomsday Machine for next Tuesday.
Only Sky Divers know why Birds sing!
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doppleganger, not a doctor!
URA Redneck if the main color of your car is primer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he entered the Doomsday Codes.
Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
It's always easier to get forgiveness than permission.
"To Devil's Night, my new favorite holiday." - T-Bird
Def: Tact: making a point without making an enemy.
Not bad for a walking pile of circuitry. ■ Geordi
I keep reading some really strange messgaes here...
C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now!
WORK: Annoyance to endure between coffee breaks.
"That was the stun setting." *bleep* "This is not."-Data
Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most!
SMILE(n):a slight curve that straightens things out
Oxymoron: river walk
"Be there. Aloha." - Steve McGarret
Weather's here; wish you were beautiful.
Exactly what is Special sauce on Big Mac's?
Christ loves and forgives. Why can't Christians?
It began in the year 2257...
ERRATA: Tagline should read "erratum".
As funny as a screen door on a submarine.
I'd rather be on a continuing mission.
Windows NT: Nice Try or Not There?
"Looks like Aaron Spelling's house." - Yakko
Bother! said Pooh, as he got stoned with Bill Clinton.
Every woman who writes is a survivor.<Olsen>
Rude Awakening: A cat's tongue across your eyelid.
A productive drunk is the bane of moralists.
Even Programers need a "bit" of love
Tagline being cleaned...watch this space.
It's a Lawyer, Worf...Fire phasers, Fire Photon torpedoes full spread!
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. -- Vader
Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion.
SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty
Windows is:fun card game.It is NOT a working environment!
SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY?
Better a bottle in front o'me than a Frontal Lobotomy...
Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn.
She makes hungry where most she satisfies.
Bill the Cat for President!
If( ThisDay() != MyDay, Sleep( TillNextDay ), Wakeup() )
We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!!
Stuff=junk we keep Junk=Stuff we throw away.
Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
Shopping on the Internet without a credit card..*&^%$#@*NO CARRIER
"I'd like a 1/4 Pounder & 2 dozen chicks in tight shorts." - Butt-Head
"Bother," said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill.
I feel fuzzier than a basket full of kittens!
Pickle: A cucumber soured by a jarring experience.
"Your mission is a failure! Your lifestyle's too extreme!"
Forget "undo:" I want an "un-think-about-it" button!
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Even I am impressed.
Do artificial plants need artificial water?
WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat!
Def: Fundamentalism: Fund=(give cash)+ amentalism (without brains)
URA Redneck if your second car is a tractor.
Everyone meets their Waterloo at last.
Beam me to the star destroyer...whoops, wrong universe!
I didn't wake up grouchy... I let her sleep.
BorgDOS 189.27: Assimilate another? (Y/n)
Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked.
URA Redneck if you have brothers named Bubba or Junior.
"Dot, I appoint you Minister of Girly Things I Don't Understand." Yakko
"Rom, you're not as stupid as you look."<Odo> "Yes, I *am*!"<Rom>
I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant - Picard
Oxymoron: House Ethics Committee
Taglines: If you can't steal them, make them!
Off like a meat cake in a vegetarian's wedding.
If you must tip a cow, 15% of the check is a good number.
URA Redneck if you actually know what NASCAR stands for.
"Uh-oh. Definitely uh-oh." -- Runt
Oxymoron: Pretty Good Privacy.
He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !!
Religion, the Prozac of the masses.
Def: Crash: Normal termination.
Oxymoron: Kind Moderator
When in doubt, take all the defaults.
Egad Brain! Isn't the moderator a human? - Pinky
Get a life:Chris Elliot needs one, don't you?
MADD - Mummies Against Damp Dungeons
Astronauts ... to the moon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"On the count of three, start leaking!" - Buzzcut
The Moderator has a longer attention span than my tagline file.
URA Redneck if your will states all your possessions be sold at auction.
Def: Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes.
My wife found a way to save her money - she spends mine
* * * <- Tribbles «*» <- Sergeant Tribble, their leader
Most of these are mine, a few stolen. Public domain now.
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Eating uranium made me feel sick, Tom said glowingly.
I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do
Football players do it in the end zone.
Hey! I don't pick 'em! Sometimes OLX has a fowl mouth!
"Salad Dressings" ─ by Myra Culwhip
Nietzsche: God is dead! God: Nietzsche is dead!
Lets not stay any longer than we have to.
Smile, hockey season is upon us!
FUNDAMENTALISM means never having to open your mind.
SPAM...[S]pecially [P]rocessed [A]nimal-flavored [M]atter.
don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
Why does sour cream have a use-by date?
I am Pesto of Borg. Squit will be assimilated.
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed!
Murphy's Law for Moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan.
Don't you love it when someone steals YOUR tagline !!
"Hello, my name is Yakko and I'll be your king this evening..." - Yakko
May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)
"What is it with this total macho junk?!" - Jubilee to Wolverine
"His death is irrelevant, Jim." - McCoy of Borg
OXYMORON : Reagan memoirs
Oxymoron: the loser guy on the pimple-cream commercial.
Oxymoron: pro-contra
kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer!
F1 for help. 911 for HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!
OXYMORON : Airline cuisine
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
Do not answer fools according to their folly... - Proverbs 26:4
Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration
Public Domain Tagline #1010 Send for Free Catalog!!!!!
Oxymoron: serious comedy
Polish invention : Braces for false teeth.
Yes! Of course I paid my phone bill! I...E$#$+-34 NO CARRIER
Yo momma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
Life is too short to drink cheep wine.
AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS as Blue Wave is to QWK.
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" -- Crow T. Robot
Bumper Sticker on Saucer-"UFO's do it in Orbit"
OXYMORON : Preservation Development Corp.
No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse.
What do you call two fools on a bike--damn foolish.--jkb
If the Clintons had obeyed the law, they wouldn't need the $$$.
Ain't Automation Great?
:) <----<< BBS d00d smiley face. Collect them all!
I don't care if you DO know how to do IT, Wesley! Troi
As funny as a perforated parachute.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table
I'm not a tagline addict. I can quit anytime. Well almost
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
"@TOFIRST@ ordered the Mushroom Surprise!"
Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling! ROTFL
'I'm getting paid how much?' - M. Jordan
"She's been trying to lower inflation with my credit card."
BBS Tip #45: <CTRL>-<Alt>-<Del> gives you sysop access!
Don't forget the Cheese !!
"And now, on to the adventures of... Freakazoid!"
"Looking? Found someone you have I would say, hmmmmm?" - Yoda
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded
Fester - Quicker
The Corlick Sisters must DIE!
Darn...I thought being a moderator was a *hobby*.
"SISSIES?! I'll show YOU who's a sissy...." - Wakko
Put Telemate on the screen and it tells you fairy-tales!
No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no LSD or PCP. Bummer.
I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. * Picard
Fisherman catches calendar: reeling in the years.
Tuck under thumb and hold firmly.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
The feeling is mucus, I'm sure.... <g>
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon?
Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation !
It's always darkest before you trip over the dog.
"The evidence we planted reinforces their beliefs." - Diana, "V"
Riker to Holodeck: Woman, 23, Hot.
Watch out everyone, Guy's gonna upload...
"Gosh, that's the third motorcycle that's passed us." -- Janet
Beware of quantum ducks. Quark, Quark.
Florida: Come on vacation, return on probation.
Sleep faster. We need the pillows. ──Yiddish Proverb
Overheard at an IRS audit...Now why don't you just drop 'em pants
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead.
Jesus lived in state of grace. Elvis lived in Graceland.
SysOp's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
Legends can be now and forever leading us to love for God
I'm just here for moral support. Please ignore the gun...
"Sound." "We don't have sound." "Oh."
Death called while you were out. I gave him your pager #.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife ?)
Def: Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Help the economy...buy something expensive
What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason.
Why is it stamped Police Evidence on my new Hard Drive?
OXYMORON : Linear curve
It's hard to be gnarly when you work with freaks...
"If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone?" - Data
I feel like such an idiot. - Riker
Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office.
"If you order the chili, I need to know your next of kin."
Worry not, dear Kender. We're just going to cut off your hands!
"So you can't see me... no, not at all!"
Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR for a beeper.
A! Collectable Taglines #23: Katie Ka-Boom
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
Deliverance is at hand! And the Centipede patiently smiles.
It's not line noise...it's ALIEN INVADERS!
"I order you to undress and show me your thingies." - Capt. Butt-Head
Long time his manxome foe he sought
I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served....
Its(just(my(nesting(instinct(I(guess()))))));
My pants have fallen and I CAN'T GET THEM UP!
A
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addict
Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
"And, Brother, do they have a lot of will!" McCoy on tribbles
295,408,296 - beast cubed
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
640k = 4480k in dog bytes.
"Bother," said Pooh, and turned the launch key.
If Einstein were black, would relativity be E=MC Hammer?
A
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kicks ASCII!
What's all the hubbub, bub? - B. Bunny.
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
God bless the DLS
"Split Personalities" ─ by Jacqueline Hyde
"No bed-hopping on the Promenade!"--Odo
With Clinton and $0.85, you can get a cup of coffee.
Hit ALT-H for free D/L credits? Ok!!! #+&+^% NO CARRIER
Of all the things I lost...I miss my MIND the most!!!
"Would it help if I got out and pushed?" - Leia
Oxymoron: Virtual Reality.
I can't be fired, slaves have to be sold.
I before E except after C. What a weird society.
* <- Tribble *** <- Tribble in house of mirrors
Def: Hanging: An early Western form of bungee jumping.
"Give me a hotdog", he said with relish.
URA Redneck if you're still upset about 'Gunsmoke' being canceled.
Any thoughts on posting ansi taglines?
"Caulking Made Easy" ─ by Phil McKrevis
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
"Couldn't Moe and Larry make it?" - Yakko Warner
"You have responsibilities, junior..." - Crow
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range?
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Vivat Trimaris!
Walk east until your hat floats.
This Door Is Broque. Please Call Bach.
I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT!
Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the dog???
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
Ferret: a weiner dog who wanted to be a cat.
He carries it well because he's usually right. - Riker
OXYMORON : Fish farm
Conservativism: An exercise in futility.
Why do smokers think the world is their ashtray?
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
Putting out the fire with vaseline ...
Why does this guy use all these darned ellipses?
"Lack of skill dictates economy of style." - Joey Ramone
I Didn't Know I You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll)
Oh, well, I, um, uhh, gee, ahh, nevermind.
Cat's aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"?
"If she was a real punk rock girl she'd eat him alive." - Butt-Head
URA redneck if your mother ever told a state trooper to kiss her ass.
I can't remember which taglines are stolen and which I wrote!
"Poor little evil fellow who asked for it!" -- Dot Warner
+[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected.
A Hawaiian Christmas - Poi To The World!
"Spit bubbles are irrelevant." - Wakko Warner of Borg
I am the Canardian Guardian!
"Monsters" ─ by Frank N. Stein
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
"Get the magic wand!" "Right-O!"
"Was that a joke? Am I missing something?" - Yakko Warner
URA Redneck if you can drink rubbing alcohol.
"Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted his message.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
Dahmer meals: Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast
All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines?
BATF: Bureaucrats Are Terrified of Firearms
If so, add this new one I just came up with:
Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon
"Military Rule" ─ by Marshall Law
Push your mind to the limit and expand your fantasy!
Painless Steal Tagline
Even moderation shoudn't be practiced to excess!
Keyboard not responding! Press any key ....
Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph₧≈{╣ª╝┼Ƽ╟╨ß°τ≡∙ⁿ²⌡Θ▐╘£
"Down with the lambs, up with the lark..." - The Crow
Yo momma so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over
Handymen like good screws.
More than half of all patients of abortion clinics die.
Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Nice music here - my compliments to the clef!
"What're you up to, Brain" "Breaking and *exiting*, Pinky."
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
Data Processors do it in batches.
I dont nead no speling cheker!
There's a computation error here! - Don Schanke
Real love stories never have endings.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
I love it when you dBase me!
Car Phones: One more arrogant symbol of the Reagan Era.
Double your HD space, double your computer speed: DELETE WINDOWS!
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
Down with categorical imperatives!
Useless Invention: Fireproof matches.
Yes, I KNOW chocolate is a vice. Who cares?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found you in his honey pot.
URA Redneck if you go to stock car races and don't need a program
This is your modem. τhï ï ¥öÜΓ möδεM Θ∩ δΓÜgs
"Bother," said Pooh as his time ran out and he turned into a puddle.
"Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions" <STVI>
I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
Captain, this tagline is NOT logical...
anarchist reactionary running-dog revisonist
"Rizzo, do you remember, a sickly sweet odor?" Kirk
Oxymoron: Democratic Congress.
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
In a lifetime, the average cat sheds 14.95 lbs. of fur.
URA Redneck if: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
Set your laser printer to "STUN".....
Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit
Have the guts to go nuts!
Maybe hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the risk?
Make like, Al Gore in his backyard and get lost.
URA Redneck if you've asked a widow for her phone # at the funeral.
Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper?
Oxymoron: partial success
Dragons do it with fire!
Clinton `92 - Lots of sax and plenty of Gore.
PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!!
Twitfilter, where art thou.
URA Redneck if you pick your teeth from a catalog.
Tarantula (n) Tribble with an attitude.
CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP Hi Ho Argentum! AWAY!!!!
If Clinton is the answer, the question must be stupid.
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ...
I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.
"That self-righteous do-gooder!" - Q
I happen to like nice men. - Leia
"Gotta go. Girl talk." - Catwoman
Well......it looked good on paper!
The Shadow Lords are truly trustworthy only when they are asleep.
The NRA stands for CRIME PREVENTION and FIREARMS SAFETY! JOIN US.
Some days the only good thing on TV is the sleeping cat.
Where am I going? Crazy! Want to come?
NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree
Forget reading the bulletins, call the SysOp voice!
Babies are God's opinion that the world exists
Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed.
URA Redneck if a velvet painting is promently displayed in your house.
Thank you for pushing the self destruct button
Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too?
(HEWLIT-PACKARD) + (BELL-HOWELL) != PACKARD/BELL
Who invented SHORT people?
SailorMoonDOS: Remove directory NEGAVRSE <Y/n>?
Captain, I sense a commercial comming - Troi
OS/2, Windows/0.
Wanted: Sysops. Some assembly required.
"Dada baba." --A child learning to speak
@TOFIRST@ KNOWS Tag-X Pro!
Bother! said @F, and kicked Pooh's ass.
Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage! - D. Troi
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" -- McCoy
"Do you have anything for beginners?" - Dot Warner
Was I suppose to take the Fish out of the Bag?
Brother, said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
The world, as we know it, has come to an end.
"You've made your decision. Let's see you enforce it." - The Crow
Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels...
Networking: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion.
╗B╝A╗N╝╔╗I╝L╗L╝E╗G╝I╗B╝L╗E╝╔╗T╝A╗G╝L╗I╝N╗E╝S╗
"Karaoke? Sounds like a dessert." - Wakko "Or a disease." - Yakko
Life does not need to mutilate itself in order to be pure.<Weil>
Captain, @TOFIRST@ is snorting the Dilithium Crystals again!
URA Redneck if you're holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Spam.... It's not just for breakfast any more.
I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?)
Don't whine... the stains'll come out some day. -- Bone Gnawers
AmigaDOS: The ONLY true multitasking operating system!
Like most Americans, I didn't vote for Clinton.
They were really after Mary Jo Kopechne the whole time.
Ahd lahk a crap fer brekfahst puhleeze. -Memphis IHOP
"Bother!" said Eeyore, as he smiled and kicked Pooh's butt.
URA Redneck if the main course at potluck dinners is road kill.
Windows swap file IS good 4 something!(high-ASCII tags!)
Bother! said Pooh & pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
If you like Congress, you'll _love_ Bill Clinton!
Normally you eat something illegal to be that crazy.
"Stop... Hammer Time!! Dum DeDe Dum De Dum..."
"All right, Mr. Pennzoil Head, but you talked us into it!" - Yakko
And so it goes...
Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad taglines!
We're Animaniacs. We have pay or play contracts.
"And when fate summons monarchs must obey;"
No matter what it is, it's more important than housework...
"And I say I'm dead and I move." - The Crow
Life is short. Play hard.
A bite? Where would you like a bite?
Why does the bread always land butter side down???
"Can we watch the adult channel? Helloooo, Nurse!!" - Yakko Warner
"Stop leading the witness!" - Judge "Okay, *you* lead!" - Yakko
URA Redneck if your favorite Olympic event is "American Gladiators".
2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so.
"Bother," said Pooh, often.
"Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort." - Picard
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men...but he's strange.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I have seen the tagline and it makes no sense.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he opened a gate to Hell.
÷──═══■≡Σ The DLS BBS & M 614-899-RUDY Σ≡■═══──÷
Is that a hairball in your tagline or is the cat back?
Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass.
Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark!
I plead stupidity.
"I am Kira of Borg." Now there's a terrifying thought...
Windows '95 = Mac O/S '84
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
"We are the Knights Who Say...NI!" -from Holy Grail
Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so.
"Oh, great. Well, we can still outmaneuver them." - Han Solo
Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a Tagline.
As funny as a barrel of rats.
To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard
Creating Taglines is an artform... stealing them is an obsession!
Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard
the puck sneaks past a stunned @LN@!
"Members of the jury, I must ask you to disregard my last remark."
Clinton's Cabinet: Labor, Murphy Brown.
I sense a commercial coming. - Troi
Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
History is a lot of old stuff.
"To be Honest" ─ by Frank Lee
"If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." -- Dana Scully
"You X-Men sure don't believe in dull moments do you?"
Two is company, three is an orgy.
TV Truth: Kids rooms are always spotless.
You are dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth -- Worf
Taglines are meant to be stolen.
Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes!
Beer bellies: *large* waist.
Smile: A slight curve that straightens things out.
A man forgives only when he is in the wrong
"Take This Job And Shove It" ─ by Ike Witt
COBBA: Now featuring the $4.95 all you can eat buffet!
A cat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer.
Look, it's a drunk tank of trombones!
Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform.
"Bill, Strange things are afoot at the circle K"
Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in DOG
Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of *extraterrestrials*?
I stole this tagline! Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Shhhh... Wabbit Twacks!
A.A. members make souse calls.
"But When Worlds Collide, said George Powell to his bride..."
<<<<<<< tagline cancelled >>>>>>>>>>>
AARRGGHH!! I've been subpoenaed to appear in Tagline Court!
I met a traveller from an antique land...
It seems I have a hole in my marble bag.
LinDOS 1.0: (A)bort, (R)etry, (L)ocate Zero Room?
* <-- Tribble =** <-- Dot Tribble
URA Redneck if you have a rag for a gas cap.
My cat got my tounge and she won't give it back.
Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards.
I may be apathetic, but I don't care.
Never argue with a Man, Moderator or Mule. It's useless!
"Everything Explained" ─ by Kitt N. Caboodle
URA Redneck if you made a homemade hot tub with a trolling motor
Chooka chooka hoo la ley - Looka looka koo la ley...
No, not Tandy, Tom said Realistically.
I think ... therefore I am overqualified.
==__-*- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__
Oxymoron: Liberal Logic.
A perpetual desire for power after power. - Hobbes
I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly.
"I have never killed anyone at the dinner table." - K'ern
Say yur prayers, yuh flea-pickin' varmint!
ELVIS sighted...on Quantum Leap.
Robocomm + QModem 4.2F + Q-mail = more sleep
"Bother," said Pooh, Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!
Each day a day goes by.
I never watched a baseball game I didn't like.
________┌┌┌_ó.ò_┐┐┐________
"Were there no women, men might live like gods." - Dekker
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Brevity is the soul of taglines. Tagspeare, Hamlet
"Somebody pick Force up, will you?" -- Stonewall
Worf, that man is BRIAN MULRONEY! Set phaser on KILL!
Deja Gnu: An odd feeling you've sung that Flanders & Swan song before.
In a bad mood? Saw the leg off a chair!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
CMPQwk ■ The _worst_ QWK mail reader. It needs Windows!
CLAP CLAP> clap off <CLAP> ╜»¼¡Æ NO CARRIER
A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard.
Def: Happiness: A combination of good health and a bad memory.
Mommy, why are the soldiers marking us?
"Lather." Wakko "Rinse." Dot "Repeat." Yakko
Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
"What if we want a plan that works??" "Oh, that's different. *NARF*"
Deaf, dumb, and blonde.
Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer...
If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle.
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments.
URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA Redneck if you're considered an expert on worm beds.
Always carry a spare...of _everything_. Ioseph of Locksley
It takes one to Know one Mr. Tapioca-head -- Hobbes.
OOPs, I stepped on a GUI!
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
Make people think they're thinking, they'll love you.
* <- Tribble * * * Ü╥╥ <- Tribbles Meet Bambi
Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
Why do criminals and politicians support gun control?
Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy.
URA Redneck if a big time is shooting rats at the dump.
I'm not cynical -- I'm just experienced.
If you seek hay, why owe you?
You're sitting on my luncheon meat.
One man's magic is another man's engineering.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!!
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
A bird in the bush....HURTS!
If this was funny it would be a tagline.
Human beings are consistently inconsistent.
"He confided in me before he ran out of breath." - The Crow
"Nobody will ever notice that." -- Ed Wood
I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband.
Hey guys, I'm lookin' for a Jacques Strap.
Should we tell the children when we move?
Dr.McCoy diagnosing Jethro Bodine: "He's dim, Jed."
BABY ON BOARD» -just means five more points
So many fools, so little time. <Foolkiller>
All great ideas have been controversial, at one time.
DM Advice: Never kill a character without first humiliating him.
Support your medical examiner, die strangly!
Each young doctor means a new graveyard.
"How long will you be gone?" The whole time.
A mathematician named Rose could do calculus on her toes!
Real power comes out of wall outlets.
*WARNING* Message explodes when deleted!
My wife says "Dust is a wood preservative."
"Only if she goes too." - Yakko
How do you light up a blonde's eyes? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Whom does the Grail Serve?
Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand.
I said I'm on the pho$^(#@($&!# NO CARRIER
Support medical examiners - die strangely.
Bad day: Your mother-in-law comes to stay....
If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive! - Leia
You can judge a man by the cartoons he watches.
TV Truth: No matter how much trouble you're in, you can get out.
Morality cannot be defined by individual choice.
Oxymoron: Lead balloons
Faith is powerful, but only when accompanied by enlightenment.
Three can keep peace, if two are dead...
Line noise provided by Southern Bell.
Hmmm... What's this red button fo|+>#++NO CARRIER
William Gaines: A mad man in a better place.
There are other ways to challenge oneself? ■ Data
The secret of the universe is~~*#~** FF * NO CARRIER
"Bother," said Pooh, as they buried him face-up
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
"I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!"
URA Redneck if you answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand.
URA Redneck if you've been too drunk to fish.
Have you crashed your Windows today?
"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them." - Q
Existence is not only temporary, its pointless. -Calvin
URA Redneck if your porch collapses, and it kills more than 7 dogs.
Bonjour! Je suis │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungee cord broke.
COBBA 1995 - the nightmare continues
Emoticon: 3:] Pet smiley
Smile... It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
"Maybe I'll try pacing fro and to for a while." Ivanova
URA Redneck if the neighbors started a petition concerning your hog pen.
Why don't Michael Jackson's underwear fit?
Hangnail............A coat hook
This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.
There's a Taurus II buyer born every minute - Ricart
New Windows v3.1: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Puns are undervalued.
Oxymoron: 6502-based computer.
Oxymoron: Apparently Civil Government.
"Your turn to stop it? YAY!" - Yakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as he spontaneously combusted
I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare
Barney of Borg: We are a happy collective!
"Quiet"...is an impossibility these days...
Hold your fire, keep it burning bright.
Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet...
Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me.
Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot: @*@
Is it true that chicken soup will kill a virus?
Windows 95: Just another pretty program loader?
Murphy's copy of SLMR was sent to Baghdad.
Are you as tired of this thread as I am?
How do girls get minks? Same way minks get minks!
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Guess I'll be seeing YOU after the Rapture, eh?
OXYMORON : Television news
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
First, we eat all the cheese. <Cattespeare>
"Captain, there be raptors here..." &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
In the next world, you're on your own.
Bring back the snakes, Ireland was better off Pagan.
Skywalker & Sons:Intergalactic ScrapYards
Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty"
Did you know that I know that you know I didn't?
Mouse failure. Click [OK] to continue.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Kick him Jim, he may be alive...
Beat him up, Scotty!
Bother! said Pooh, when @F takes the last hit from his grass.
SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures.
When you can't win, just act like a kangaroo.
I'm getting a full-body tatoo of me, but taller.
My favorite part of dinner!- Riker
If it ain't an F-14 Tomcat, it's a target.
Stack their bloody bones up to God's feet.....TOURISTS!!
Let's go offline for a QWKie.
Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ...
BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic!
Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
Clinton: Symbolism over Substance
DOS=HIGH, WINDOWS=DRUNK, LOGIC=OFF!
And now... The Larch!
Bad news, Dad. Your polls are way down. -- Calvin
Windows isn't done 'til OS/2 won't run.
Confucious Say: People who have gift for gab don't know h
What is vice today may be virtue tomorrow.
Sorry, people on welfare don't NEED cable TV!!!!!!
Cat: I could've SWORN I heard the can opener!
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Situation *Normal*
Sysops just like to watch.
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
"We love you too! Say 'Hi' to Mom for us!" - Dot
There Are More Horses' Rear Ends Than Horses
Take a minute to beat your Sysop.
This mind intentionally left blank.
ABC in 1996: Anybody But Clinton
"Insufficient facts always invite danger." - Spock
Why is your nose black? Your snorting laser toner?
Spam; a viable meat alternative.
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco
He's got a mind like a steel trap -- full of mice.
Have you said "THANKS" to your sysop today?
Not Shampoo. The REAL Pooh!
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
"Bother," said Pooh as he called forth a demon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Anna cheated on him.
Windows: Insufficient Memory, please add 72 Megabytes!
Most problems partially defined are partially solved.
"Whoa! Sneakier than advertised!" - Yakko
Q: Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
"Help Mr. Wizard!" - Tennessee Tuxedo
Real sysops offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron
"Oh, great! I give you $50 for your birthday and you spend $5000."
What do you call cat diapers? PamPurrs...
Oxymoron: intense apathy
"That's no moon... this is a moon," said Ben, pulling down his pants.
Female punk RAP group: Run PMS.
"Cute rots the intellect." - Garfield
I want a car the color of dirt!
On Christmas List: Bigger hard drives, for computer and for bedroom.
I must admit it's a pleasure to be able to practice telekinesis openly.
Bimbait: Perfume worn by blondes in a bar.
Luke Lofgren, the Programmer of The TradeWars Companion
HOUSEWORK never killed anyone, but why take the chance!!
Politics? They're parrot parasites, right?
Def: Hex Dump: Where Witches put used curses
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!!
All sysops are not user friendly!
Why do people read these crazy taglines??
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
"Art is either plagiarism or revolution" - Gauguin
Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong."
Don't talk to yourself. Call a BBS!!
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Bother, said Pooh, as the moderator Orbed him for being off-topic.
Would you care to view the ruins of my good intentions?
What GUI? I don't see anyone!
This tagline is brought to you by the letter "T".
Hard Drive Crash: Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
"ME or THAT computer" she said... that was yesterday...
Honor would be better served if I were your mate. ■ Worf
Temporary sysop access granted!
Garfield's Eating Tip: Never eat anything that's on fire.
Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often.
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea."
"Are we clear?" - Mrs. Flamiel "No, we're opaque." - Yakko Warner
ERROR: Tribble.dat full
Income is something you can't live without or within
URA Redneck if you have "dress" boots.
God created men because cucumbers can't lift boxes.
Don't drop that last bottle of mineral watX9(u NO PERRIER
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A.
PMS: Perverted Mental State.
Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus
Am I going to die, doctor? Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do.
None of you actually exist; my SysOp types all this in.
All great truths began as blasphemies.
No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!
I Take No Prisoners But I Do Take Money!!
To a kat 'NO!' means "Not while I'm looking"
Kill a lawyer, put spikes on the rear of an ambulance!
Joy fixes us to eternity and pain fixes us to time.<Weil>
Deja Choo Choo: (LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD, vol. 2?)
Message? What message? I thought those were extended taglines.
How come only friends step on your new sneakers?
Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do.
Def: Pants: Trousers' country cousins.
Give my regards to all the people I care nothing about.
"They wish only to please me!" "Sure, once you spiked the air..."
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground.
Hey sailor! Hey sailor!
Medical Def.#5: COLIC: A sheepdog.
The most dangerous thing is a new Lt. with a map and a compass.
Oxymoron: Steel wool.
Please, "QUOTE YOUR AD" in your reply! Thank You. :-)
If this is neither a message nor a tagline, what is it?
Clinton: 60's Flower Child/90's Blooming Idiot.
SPAM: Shuggoth Paste and Membranes.
I tried the rest but bought the best.....SLiMeR!!!!
This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ!
"She lives in a fire department training building." -- Crow
Even The Microsoft Federal BBS runs under OS/2!
The cat was created when the lion sneezed (Arab myth)
Poor man...he was like an employee to me.
Fire Congress! Let's hire Juan Valdez.
How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg.
Don't cut off my finger until you see where I'm pointing!
If NASA is so smart, why do they count backwards?
No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.
We are eight score young blondes and brunettes - Zoot
Lie: I missed the bus.
Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires !
Oxymoron: occupational injury
Rule of Creationism #18: Build and burn strawmen as often as possible.
"Someone permanently borrowed your tagline."
I'm a Solitary tagline -- I don't want to be part of a post.
"Grow some hair, Picard. Your brain must be getting cold." -- Q
Equasion for ME: 2(15x^3-Q'+F^2)' = 16
"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!!" - Wakko
I'll buy that for a dollar!!!
But I was just getting interested!
"It is your destiny." - Darth Vader
"You did it again. You pulled another Clinton" - D.Quayle
Don't slam the door on your way out... -Queensryche
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Tossed the W's.
You learn a lot about people from their luggage -Picard
If voting actually changed things, they'd make it illegal. -- Biafra
"@@@@@hhh, mabye not." - Yakko Warner
I'll buy you a funeral plot, if you'll move right in.
"Energize...Get that bunny off my bridge!" - Picard
I'd rather be rich than good-looking!
The hidden flaw never remains hidden.
URA redneck if your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture.
"Bother," said Pooh as he turned into a bat.
Reality is a crutch for those who can't work a holodeck.
URA Redneck if your best suit is a Budweiser cap and an orange vest.
And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick AlGore!
Catch the Blue Wave!
I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
Keep your hands on the keyboard...
URA Redneck if you want the national anthem to be "Free Bird."
Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea.
URA Redneck if you roll your own cigarettes.
Oxymoron: A thinking liberal.
"Our brochure says 'safe beach'. You must have gone into the water."
I practice moderation to excess.
If you can't write `em, Steal `em. Tagline Thieves Local 46.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill.
*Inform Starfleet:I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday
URA Mr. Director if jumble up words you do.
█▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█ I just got run over █▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█
Configuration is irrelevant. - Borg Sysop.
Tagline theft really burns my ASCII...
Never trust a God Fearing People.
Is MobyTurbo a Fast Whale?
Cyclically challenged - having PMS
Window Error:006 Malicious error. Desqview found on drive.
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...we feel the conflict within you...
CAT! GET AWAY from the monitor! Geezzzz!
ANNE BOLEYN: "`tis better to give head then to lose head"
URA Redneck if you ever hit on somebody in a V.D. clinic.
Teflon brain (nothing sticks)
*BOOM* So much for the find traps roll.
Loggers have Paul Bunyan. Network Sysops have Tom Jennings.
The words we use can compound our problems.
Without the right to life, other rights are meaningless.
Life's okay, but taglines are better.
Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude
Doctors do it in the OR.
What we need is more unemployed politicians...
Mr Worf...Fire at Will..>BZZZT<...Hey, where'd Riker go?
Ship no code before it's time
ERECTION....Japanese voting process.
AD&D Quote: "Uh... why has our torch flame turn blue."
Is this tagline half slow or half fast?
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.-- New Testament
Convention psychique annulée cause problèmes imprévus
Boy! That data is slicker than cow snot.
Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark.
Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex.
Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!!
URA Redneck if you ever mowed your lawn and found a car.
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt
A person never tells you anything until contradicted.
"I know pain at the molecular level." - The Crow
ProgrammerSpeak: Unstable=Stand back it's about to blow
Sound loves to revel in a Summer night. - Poe.
"Artificial People" ─ by Frank N. Stein
"Bother," said Pooh, and carved Eeyore's name in the black candle.
Two cents here, two cents there, but I keep on <G>'n!
Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline
Galactic Conquest Or Bust. --The Borg.
Keyboard Error. Press F1 to continue.
Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige!
Bother! said Pooh and discorporated.
And this, Wesley, is an airlock. Care to step in?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he centered the cross hairs on Tigger.
Hit ALT-H for free d/l credits? Ok! ╪j╖╚<NO CARRIER
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
Let your opinion be heard!!
I WP
Watson, the game's afoot!
The U.F.O. Hotline limits Rednecks to one call per day.
Does your cat fly by herself? No, I fling her.
"Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower." Scully FIRE
I don't exist. The sysop types all this in.
How better else to spend a weekend?
Ring around the Niebelungen!
KHYF...................Know how you feel
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
Why don't kids fight for custody of parents?
The passage is through, not over,not by,not around but through.<Moraga>
My sysop can kick your sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
"Fangs for the Memories!" -- Vampire, The Musical!
"A little caution outflanks a large cavalry" - Bismarck
Occupation: Foole
Do not disturb! Had enough trouble getting turbed in the first place.
Do you know what Otto Logoff invented?
Telix is for kids
Every frame of this film looks like someone's last known
"Whom they fear they hate." - Quintus Ennius
Airport HotDogs $4.00, Flight Insurance $0.75, go figure.
How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader gave him to the Emperor.
Have beer, will.....buuurrrrpppp.......party!
"Snort, grunt, grunt." - Ortugg (Gamorrean Guard)
URA Redneck if you've ever gotten a deer tag as a Christmas present.
I have nothing more to say! NOT!
I am Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
Off like dirty shorts.
And the only thing the Borg left behind was this lousy BBS!
Dilate: What happens when you live too long.
...on another tagline.
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?
Lestat, you are the -damndest- creature!
I need to see the Loan Arranger! Who was that masked man?
Confusion creates jobs.
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels!
I want to live forever. . .so far, so good.
Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive.
Pardon me while I barf
URA Redneck if the UFO Hotline limits you to one call per day.
"One need not suffer so..." - The Crow
What you got tanked and I missed it? - Don Schanke
As funny as a hate crime.
"Trust no one..." -- Deep Throat
Logic has never explained what dead means.
I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot.
I think I heard something hit a fan.
Why do blondes so often dye their roots black?
OXYMORON : Kosher pork
America's Funniest Concealed Eyewitness Rescue Videos!
What are they doing to my ship now? - Picard
How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
Def: Honeymoon: The time between 'I do' and 'You'd better!'
Make like a U-Haul and move out.
Yer motherboard wears combat reboots!
Computer, some girlie mags and a box of tissues. -- Wesley
Flattery is all right -- if you don't inhale.
"Ooh! Our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
"Lawyers feel that every criminal has a right to a lawyer." - J. Elders
"Pal, something is seriously wrong with you." -- Funboy
No reward is worth this! -- Han Solo
Liar (noun): See also Clinton, William.
My other vehicle is a B-Wing!
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
It looks like they had a battle with time - Riker
Jeffrey Dahmer: "A mind is a terrible thing to taste!!"
"Boingy boingy boingy boingy..." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
I want to become part of CIA
MTV - Why Johnny can't read, tie his shoes, speak, think...
#@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard!
BTW - Your tagline is history, dude! <g>
Condense soup, not books!
A brain destroyed by religion is no match for reasoning humans.
Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed...
Clinton daffynition: promise - goal.
"Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes..."
To err is human, to purr feline.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Down with categeorical imperatives!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a Moderator outta my hat!
How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead.
What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?
URA Redneck if your diploma includes the words "Trucking Institute"
He cheats, but he's honest about it.
Holodeck computer...end Clinton administration program.
Truman: "The buck stops here!" Clinton: "The buck? It never got here!"
If money's the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
It's 99% perspiration. The other half's mental.
A shortcut....longest distance between two points.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
"To be is to do." --Descartes
Clinton Medical Dictionary: RECOVERY ROOM: A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY.
But the fillies are So Much Fun!
Avoid getting divorced - Stay single - Its cheaper
"It's gone!... No, it's back at starboard!" - Worf
RAM = Rarely Adequite Memory.
Why do the users always pick on us moderators. <Waaah!>
* <- Tribble * | * <- Tribbles playing volleyball
Liberals prove not everything in nature has a function!
History repeats itself, but each time the price goes up
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight!!
Borg Underachievers Anonymous: Persistence is Futile.
It's not the size of the conference, it's the quality.
Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in.
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's Nitro-9 we throw! -Ace & 7 Dwarves
Clinton: from 60's flower child to 90's blooming idiot!
It's time to heal and like GUIs again
"It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent." - Q
Real SysOps don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
I don't live within my income because I can't afford it.
Run Time Error 485728403 ...SysOp Obviously Crazy.
"I need to put out the cat" said the fireman.
Qedit, or forget it!
Some Mondays are Mondayer than others.
PetaQ! That is my batleH, not a Ginsu knife! -- Worf
SysOps never sleep!
Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa! Film at 11:00.
"Over here!" Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Hal 9000: Help me Dave, I can't run under Windows!
User - A term used by sysops. See "idiots"
`What do you think of the dope problem?'`Too many dopes.'
Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night!
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Call it a hunch. -- Quasimodo
Fire at will... NO WORF! Not at Commander Riker!
"Show's over. Go away." -- Yakko Warner
BBS: Standard class zip sysops, PREMIUM Class ARJ Sysops
Pretty women and rich men are rarely wrong.
Windows '95 = MacIntosh '84
URAT, if you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail.
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe.
Two of the great minds in history: Harris Dodle and Playd
We missed! -- Worf
-- CLOSED FOR TAGLINE DEVELOPMENT --
I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed.
Oxymoron: Weather Forecast.
Jesus saves, and "The Trinity" sweeps the series and the season.
Oxymoron: meaningful dialogue
1024x768x256... Sounds like one =MEAN= woman !!
I used to read books. Now I read .QWK files
Oxymoron: lady mud wrestler
99 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Would you believe,
Mr. Natural sez, "Keep on truckin'!"
Do you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income?
"SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy!"
My attorney knew the Law but his attorney knew the Judge.
Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen?
For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord
Louise is about as subtle as a lead pipe.
Writer's Rule #4: Correct spelling is essentail.
Terminally Crazed
Die Hard: With the Same Old Formula.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plane jettisoned both wings
AD&D Lesson #216 - Never insult an archmage.
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Funny, NET_DEV gets along fine without a moderator.
I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard.
Clinton - The Carter of the 90's
If life is but a dream, then set my alarm, QUICK!!!
I will not Xerox my butt -- Bart Simpson
I've never met a 20-25 year old blond Swedish girl I didn't like.
URA Redneck if you've ever used lard in bed.
Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk?
I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess?-Picard
Lake Erie died for your sins.
"Bother," said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him.
Is Deju View the feeling that you've seen this before?
I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's
Tagline License Plate #1: PMS 666
Refugees, smugglers, businessmen, diplomats...
I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. -- Yoda
A priest gets defrocked; does a sysop get UNZIPped?
Enjoy life, you will never get out alive.
I got these nude pictures of @TOFIRST@...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
Guts: Putting "SYSOP" in your twit filter
25.806975 - the square root of the beast
URA Redneck if your 'watch dogs' are geese.
Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so. -Ford Prefect
Life before the real world -- work.
Oxymoron: televised hearings
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin.
AmigaDOS: The _ULTIMATE_ GUI!!!
I'm doing time for Tagline thievery!
It is dangerous to confuse children with angels.
For secret file-filled "EliteWare" Press <Ctrl><Alt><Del>
I had a tagline once, but somebody stole it.
"No being can be truly sentient without laughter." Delenn
Time is the fire in which we burn
Sometimes I do the right thing only as a last resort.
Be fruitful and act like a human bean!
I get my taglines off of the restroom wall ! <G>
OXYMORON : Sensetive guy
I'm here to backup the SYSOP's hard drive...
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Don't just do something, stand there.
* <- Tribble % <- Tribble Undergoing Mitosis
Above all things, reverence yourself
URA Redneck if yer family tree does not fork.
Just the taglines, Ma'am....
Every living thing wants to survive.
Dyslexic atheists: There is a Dog.
PCTOOLS7 - So Buggy the droppings are in the disk jacket!
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
I saw the T-shirt but all I got was this stupid tagline.
I am Daffy of Borg. Yoooouuuu'rreeee irrelevant!
Does "Thou Shalt Not Steal" apply to taglines?
No, just another minute on the modem, and THEN you can call 911!
If Einstein were alive today he'd use Telemate 4.12!
I had a cat once. It tasted like chicken.
He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! That's Better <g>
There used to be a Tagline here, but it got a job and moved.
I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated!
Bill Clinton does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly!
"Justice, as the humans used to say, is blind." -- Odo
Tagline under constru.......
Data, your head is not an artifact - Riker
Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien!
2.1 TD X Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework"
Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on.
Starvation of unrich children is not my concern. Reagan
It takes 72 muscle to frown, 14 to smile. Stop being lazy.
You have to move to limit freedom." - Bill Clinton, @YEAR@
Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?
Tagline::~Tagline() { screw this tagline; }
Gotta go, the dog is too quiet.
Abort, retry, zzzzzzz
I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds...
You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH
Annoy @N@: Remind him that the US isn't a Christian country!
Ack! A Moderator! Run away! Run away! (G)
R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit.
ASCII stupid question... Get a stupid ANSI.
All the Who's down in Whoville, the tall and the small...
BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System.
Idiotcracy--a form of government used in the U.S.
Why are you reading this?
I still don't remember, why I hated it.
PROBLEM: annoying house guest SOLUTION: Sic Wakko on him
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
This is a Moving Message.
InterLink Shareware conference moderator.
OOTS black, WELL!!
"These guys have no future!" - Butt-Head
Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight
Only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly f
Help! I need some new, funny taglines!
: TAGLINE ."This is a tagline!" ;
"The food's great, but the service STINKS!" - Yakko
"I've got your legal briefs right here." <Judge Thomas>
I am Holmes of Borg. You shall be humiliated.
Bababooey. Bababooey.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulu emerged from the darkness...
"A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill
"I don't think you're ready for what I think." -- Fox Mulder
The solution to the problem changes the problem.
"This must be an exciting time for you" - Picard
"DM's lie.": AD&D Players Golden Rule
C:\pet C:\pet\cat C:\cat\ignore\human.
How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
Is it worth tagging this line?
Never let an inanimate object defeat you...
The Irish In Israel: A Retrospective
Fire, Mr. Worf!" <Worf picks up extinguisher>
:.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille
A cross between a Vulcan and a tribble: Fuzzy Logic.
IBM: Inferior But Marketable.
Pine Trees are fine trees!
Let us trust in God who has always fooled us in the past.
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
I've got a Mr. Microphone and I *LOVE* it!
"Come, Pinky, we're wasting time travel!" - Brain
Animani-DOS 3.30: (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame it on your sibs?
If at first you don't succeed, forget it.
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun.
"Justice isn't blind... she's cross-eyed!" -- Yakko Warner
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on SLMR!
Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/minute
Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interupt driven.
Pick those nits!
"I am Ernie of Borg. Pull my finger."
This is a tagline. This is ONLY a tagline..BEEEEEEPP!
Oxymoron: true DOS multi-tasking
I used to be a deli worker, but couldn't cut the mustard.
It makes no sense.. but I LIKE it!
URA Redneck if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
"Bother," said Pooh when Tigger dropped the joint into the Honey jar.
Delenn is a member of the Gray council
Not now, Kato.
Clinton, I didn't say that - er, well - yes, but I didn't know then.
...My other computer is a CRAY, also...
Why do Christians worship a god who violated a virgin's civil rights?
SOGOTP.................Sh*t or get off the pot
Make like Jesus and die for us.
Learning makes people fit company for themselves.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the writers killed off his character.
Every thread needs a needle
"Don't give away the homeworld." - Babylon 5
The bug stops here.
I think you had better see who's at home - Picard
Naw, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!# NO CARRIER
Oxymoron: wickedly nice
Forgive and remember.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding.
Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron....
"Be quiet, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you."--The Brain
"I'm contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." - The Brain
"You've got the map, why don't you drive?" - Yakko
Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon.
I'm sorry. I'll try to do better. - Picard
My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
Why, that's almost nine thousand POUNDS!
Oxymoron: Personal Computer.
Clinton: "Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?"
OXYMORON: Civilized divorce
If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
URA Redneck if both yer dog and yer wallet are on a chain.
If you disagree with a liberal, you're a racist homophobe.
Bother! said pooh, as Beavis & Butthead roasted Piglet.
After three days without modeming, life becomes meaningless.
Danger! Human at keyboard!
THE RAPTURE!....THE ULTIMATE UPLOAD!!!
New Orleans Directions: Lakeside, Riverside, Uptown, Downtown
Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats.
Great. Just what we need. A manic bard who can't sing.
I support drug tests. Test the politicians.
ACK and you shall receive.
If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!
"Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception," -- RAH
Oxymoron: Vice Admiral.
Who whizzed on YOUR Wheaties, mate?
It's life Jim, But not as we know it!!
Catholics do it A LOT!
Right To Life Virus: Won't allow you to delete a file...
Don't use commas, which aren't necessary.
The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe.
Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later.
That's the way the wookie grumbles.
"Oh my goodness!" said Tom graciously.
"Our new Special Friend... @TO@!" - Yakko
Historians always harp on the past!
Good try. Nine out of ten for effort -- Picard
"AGH!! It's a NIGHTMARE! I'm seeing *SIX WARNERS*!!" - Plotz
Why is there a Moderator in the ANARCHY Echo?
Unpopular Bible Fact: Hatred of others is unChristian. (1 John 4)
Famous Last Words #46: "I don't see any archers..."
Equal bytes for women.
Warning: Writer of this message has a .QWK Wit...
Why "95"?:(# of Mbytes of HD space required)
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
Why a TagLine-I see no Price.
Sysop: Person with a parity error between the ears.
The Lab called: your brain is ready.
"Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan
* <-- Tribble *L. I <-- Tribble Olympics, Golf
Hey, AT&T!!! SEEING is believing!
"Our very own garage." - Dot
May the wind at your back not be your own.
"The moral of today's story is irrelevant." - Yakko Warner of Borg
Band members do it all night.
Oxymoron: male logic
It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature!
"To the late night double feature picture show, in the back row"
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. -- Twain
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!
Comfortable chair. -- Worf
Oh, bother. --Pooh.
Life is something that happens when you can't sleep.
Make love, not war; be prepared for both
Stuff: junk you keep; Junk: stuff you throw away.
Hell hath no fury like a queen without a hairdryer.
Follow the flow, but do not be carried away by it.
WANTED: Scab tagline writers to replace strikers
All right, we have you surrounded! Now DROP your carrier!
Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic.
OXYMORON : Happily married
The hills were worn down by eroticism
Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.....
Inferiority complex: a conviction by a jury of your fears
Huh? Where am I? ...and why am I in this handbasket?
It is easy to propose impossible remedies.
All I want for Christmas is a Redhead wrapped in cellophane.
"Death is a health-care issue." -- Hillary Clinton
Cthulhu Wrangler: Marlon Perkins
Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
Virtue is it's own punishment.
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1.
If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board.
This is your brain...this is your brain on UNIX...
Drummers do it with rhythm.
Edward Scissorhands was an early Borg prototype.
Anahl nathrac...uthvoss bethard...dothiel dienvay!
I registered SLiMeR and all I got was this stupid tagline
"Elelator go down the hole!" - Baby Plucky
As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
"Besides, they pay me double." -- Quark
Why do you read taglines?
The name is Borg. James Borg.
I like the knight life.
Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first!
You're a Redneck if: You decorate your living room with hub caps.
1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN sysop!
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
How come this jacket they gave me doesn't have sleeves?
JH3 - ÿºû'vè gºσ Thê pïghT òñé ßàßÿ¡ Üh HÜH¡¡
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Indeed you are powerful...
The best insurance against car accidents is a Sunday afternoon nap
"Wish not to seem, but to be, the best." - Aeschylus
Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it
Barf! Not in HERE, mister! This is a MERCEDES!
"I'm so bad I get a government grant not to paint anything."
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO was assimilated by the Borg.
"You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." - 9-D9
"Look! It's big fat Scotty from Star Trek!" -- Yakko Warner
Intel: putting the backward into backward compatible
Bachelor: One who never Mrs. a girl.
We came to get drunk, stuffed and leave !
Ability will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
Your Sysop is paging you. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to answer.
Monoaceticacidester of salicylicacid: Asprin.
Oxymoron: junk food
Windows 3.1: For wannabe computer gurus.
Betty Rubble is the Anti-Christ.
Def: Deja Brew: We have all been Beer before.
<snore> <snore> Riker
And so God said "E=½mv²+2P/r" and there was popcorn
Mr. @TOLAST@ gave Joy a pencil.
The trodden path is the safest.
"Hellooo, 90210's!" - Yakko/Wakko
When the outlook isn't good, try the up-look.
Memory is a story we make up from snatches of the past.<Schwartz>
Hug your sysop daily, send him candy on his birthday.
Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management
House Nation... Hellfire!
BBS Tip #4: Download *.* for a complete list of files available.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Patton slapped him.
Become a sysop and never see the world!
"It comes with three vegetables: two peas and a carrot."
Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator!
How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips move.
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
This building is so high, the elevator shows movies.
"If anyone ever sets fire to this city, it's going to be *me*."
"Bother," said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him
To fix a fried modem: Sautee some onion in olive oil..
The 10th Doctor will be played by Elvis Presley.
Puny Moderator make Hulk mad. HULK SMASH!
CPR? Dammit I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay
Windows: So intuitive it only needs a Meg of help files.
Does BC stand for bull crap, or Bill Clinton, or both?
Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic.
Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
Bad day: Your tagline self-destructs.
Deja Poo: Why new fathers know when to leave.
CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz.
If they have a TAGLINES echo, why not a SIGNATURE_LINES echo?
"Just tell me there's some chocolate here." -- Troi.
Government can't SOLVE the problem - it IS the problem!!!
The new American way: dodge draft, smoke dope, cheat on wife.
Knowhutahmean, Vern?
Never mind the star, just get those camels off the lawn!
"All Bibles are man-made." - Thomas Edison
Using the HUMOR echo: 1) Add MODERATOR to twit filter...
Goldilocks was a speed freak looking for a place to crash
Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!?
Jeffery Dahmer's IQ kit: Eat gifted children.
Make like deodorant and roll on.
The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it
Sometimes I feel like giving the Moderator a big hug.
Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are.
It's lonely at the top but you eat better
There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's One-Night Stand."
IBM stands for <I>ncompetent <B>ureaucrat <M>ess
If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
I detect no vessels in the vicinity -- Worf
People with cute nicknames should be used for food...
Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant."
Blonde? Born yesterday? Yes, but early in the morning.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
Choosy perverts choose .GIF.
* <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar.
"OK, ok! Good pet!..." - Scratchansniff
Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Pal-pa-tine to me!
He who steals my TagLines is seriously lacking in taste!
They don't realize I'm a card-carrying genius. -- Calvin
We who laugh, survive!
May the Frog of Grace flatulate in your skillet.
Ban abortion! Legalize infanticide!
And Remember, Yakko Spelled Backwards is Okkay!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the road ended abruptly at a cliff
So easy to use, a child can do it. Child sold separately.
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Dahmer
"Italian Food ─ Volume 2" ─ by Manny Kotty
URA Redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
eformatting drive C: Please wait...
World: A jigsaw puzzle with a peace missing.
............ To h*ll with racism!
Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It.
Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED!
You know why I smile? Only I know I have bolagna in my...
I know the secrets of Cinderella's castle.
"Flamiel!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
I'm getting married, but I need a date for the wedding.
Welcome to the Roseanne Arnold Fan Club BBS! @!#$&!@#$* NO CARRIER
"Thank you, drive through." - Beavis
Bad day: Your tagline runs away and hides.
Crock pot in microwave = Cook in normal amount of time?
Never say hi to a man named Jack in an airport. "Hi jack"
"Bother," said Pooh as he rose from the grave.
"And then the Dwarven Bikini Team arrived" Cut! Cut! STOP!
"I am not a committee!" - Leia
Clinton's Cabinet: FBI, John Gotti.
"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm." -- Yoda
"When firearms go, all goes - we need them every hour." G. WASHINGTON
Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee
I just had a mental breakdown. Got any jumper cables?
Maybe it's right to be nervous now...
When the cat is gone...the mice come out to stretch.
If Windows could talk: Hold on... Don't rush me...
Neat people don't make exciting discoveries like I do!!
"I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot." -- Mulder
WARNING! Removal of this ferret tagline prohibited by law!
He who laughs last gets sent to the principal's office!
My hobie? Spelin an gramur of cors!!!
Dilate..............To live longer
Def: Password: The nonsense word taped to the CRT.
Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder!
Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights
Blue Wave: 50,000 Smurfs amusing themselves in a stadium.
It's starting to rain... .SQZ the animals into the .ARC!
"The Gangsters" ─ by Robin Steele
To be a Redneck, you must have been a 'snipe' hunter more than once!
You must have overslept - Worf to Data
A Sentient NCC-1701-D: Engage it *YOURSELF* Picard!
Argo scoring drive: Cruising downtown, looking for babes
Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time?
Save the whales. Trade them at church!
ENERGIZER THREAD: It keeps going & going & going...
VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)
"Here, Fun-Boy!" - The Crow
I am Clinton of Borg...inhaling is irrelevant.
JUST ROOTIN' AROUND.
Go hence, and sin more creatively next time.
"A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths"
Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds!
Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS, come in, DOS... Over.
PMS: Punish the Male Species
A bird.......... a plane......... no it's FLYMO
Oxymoron: Business ethics.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fried up a panful of Snail Darters.
Bother! said Pooh, as the Klingons opened fire.
OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric.
Variables won't; Constants aren't.
Don't worry about God...Mary is pregnant again.
My cat ate my mouse, and now I'm stuck with arrow keys.
"The operation is working perfectly." - Steven, "V"
I am Barney the Borg....Sesame Street will be assimilated!
He thought he was a wit and he was half right.
Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon
Barney - Jurassic Park T. REX embryo injected with Purple Haze.
"Found someone you have I would say" - Yoda
Bother! said Pooh, as he stared into the myrddraal face.
I'd like to see more of you, Tom appealed.
Another day, another dollar, minus tax.
Bite me! It's Fun! <MST3K>
"Dumber than advertised." -- Yakko Warner
Hell knows no fury like a ticked off MODERATOR.
Why does the other line always move faster?
Herding cats is easier than moderating.
Just another dull moment in D:\ROBOMAIL\ROBOMAIL.RTF
"C++" should have been called "D".
Have a taste of my hypercorrosive croutons, arch-villian!
URA Redneck if you love your pets more than your family.
Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start.
Chivalry is alive and well in the SCA.
Children of the night... Shut up! -- Dracula
A cat is, above all things, a dramatist.
Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to.
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
AD&D Last Words: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
Hazardous laser radiation..do not look directly into beam
AIDS is a health issue, not a moral one.
What's so bad about a dog's life ?
FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily
Don't tease the Moderator ... he's nuclear capable.
If teenagers dress to express individuality, why do they look alike?
<BEEP>...Tagline closed due to weather...
Cut life support to all quarters with children. -Picard
Oxymoron: Humble Arrogance.
Obi Wan of Borg - "Killing me is futile."
"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." - Vader
OS/2: The only software that makes Windows look good.
Firemen DO IT with a big hose.
I will not barf unless I'm sick - Bart
"We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a little looney."
:-D Try tooth paste for a wider brighter smile.
We aim at those who are displeased with our aim.
Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton
Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off!
Watch your attitude buddy. I'll sic the Moderator on you.
Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi!
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
When a problem goes away, the people working on it do not.
Individualists of the world - UNITE!
Hobbits network with Tolkien Ring adapters
Bones he needs help! Dammit Jim I am a doctor not a o yea
Computious Say, "Ain't Life A Byte?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he continued machinegunning the life rafts.
Hard work never hurt anyone - But why risk it?
A penny for your thoughts...$2000 to act it out!
This is good television...This is GENIUS! - Howard Stern
A! Collectable Taglines #17: Marita Hippo
Unable to locate $C0FFEE -- illegal address error
Look Ma! My screen is all GUI!
Put the cat out? But it's not on fire!
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.
What you feed, grows. Plants, Children, Love, Hate, Fear.
Liquid Paper is the best, it smells better than all the retht...
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.
FIDO lie #XVI My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc...
can't you believe?" -- Fox Mulder
Tag line with five words.
In a bad mood? Demoralize your friends!
BBS GeoNet Hub" (RA
Hock a loogie for Jesus!
This is your sysop. ┬├┤¡s ìs ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
If ignorance is blessed. I know some estatic people. <g>
0341: Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough
GI: Cleaning up litter. BI: Cleaning up kitty litter.
"Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde
"Be quiet, Mindy, or I shall have to hurt you." - Brain
Get stoned! Drink wet cement!
That tagline is true -> <- That tagline is false
Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
If men had PMS there would be vacations every 2 weeks!
Marriage is like a tourniquet; it stops your circulation.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his friends left him alone to die.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
"I don't write 'em, I just say 'em." - Yakko
No, Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
Cadet! I asked you a question! - Picard
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud.
At least I don't live in a toxic waste dump.
"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!" - Butt-Head
Lie: The size was marked wrong. (I'm larger size but won'
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
<WARNING> Don't Press THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Is "puppy love" bestiality?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.)
A wish is a desire without an attempt.
Oh shut up and close your eyes girl!
Friends don't let friends use Prodigy.
"Swindler and con man!" Kirk "Entrepeneur!" Mudd
BBS Lingo: FREQ; File Request - available to Sysops.
I love the smell of Technology in the morning
Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
If it ain't broke, fix it until it is.
I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts!
Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated!
Don't look Ethyl... It was too late.
Just a lowly conference participant, not a Moderator.
By the way, did Marshall mention he has 640 Megs?
"This isn't Hell, but you can see it from here." - The Crow
Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
What are the odds on something like that?... Don't answer that. Picard
Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic? It's quite uncanny.
"I'm gonna eat you, little fishy!" Cat
"You guys are never gonna get any." - Daria
"Bother," said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats.
"Money just for getting hurt? That's cool!" - Butt-Head
Duh...what does /O do?
"Beep beep? Must be Earth humor....." - Londo
Def: IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity
So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard
I don't see her anymore. She whistles dirty tunes.
We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away.
For writing E-Mail to Penthouse Magazine - WORDPERVERT 5.
If it's such a good deal, why are you offering it to me?
"Not in this time-space continuum you won't." - Quark
And now a word from our modem... +++ ATH0 NO CARRIER
Taco Bell is *NOT* a phone company.
DM Advice: The rules shouldn't.
Brobeck the brown nosed user...
"Kira, how many people did you kill?" -- Dax
Dying bravely doesn't make you any less dead. -SLR
Evangelists do more than lay people.
I don't think TLX will steal a tearline
One sandwich shy of a picnic
Make like a Wonder Bread man and haul buns.
I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of.
Do it yourself Tagline: _________________________________
Life is too short _NOT_ to take BBSing seriously.
In a logical world, men would ride sidesaddle.
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
ïm ån åbûséd τáÇ£ nê - nëèd â néw u$ë╔
Slip the blood to me, bud.
A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but TWO well.
One good turn gets all the blankets!
The dragon is coming or I am a fool! CUT THE BRIDGES! - Lake-Town Guard
"Data threw up?" "<nod> Something about a data overflow error..."
Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there.
TV Truth: Getting shot is a minor annoyance if you're a good guy.
The person who takes this is a TRUE LEEECH!!!
Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics.
"You've got to put your behind in your past."
Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? -Han Solo
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Its hip to be square. -- Huey P. Lewis
There was a contented sound of purring. <Freedley>
"So much for the elevator music..." -- Johhny Fever
Running on a full-blown 4.77 Mhz PC clone!
A book is the only immortality.
CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ...
æ<==Get this version of Tag-X Pro, @TO@!
Behead a Moderator for Allah!
Def: Egotist: more interested in himself than in me.
I was *this* close to seeing Elvis. But my shovel broke.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished shooting up.
Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows.
I think I think, therefore I might be.
Drive Offensively!
"Hellooooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" -- Yakko/Wakko
Everything You Know Is Wrong
"Whoa...it's @TOFIRST@!" - Butt-Head
How do you sink an Irish battle ship?.....Put it in water.............
There's a vas deferens between men and women.
Veni,Vidi,Vici
Ethics? Sorry, you have the wrong Ferengi..er..Moderator.
We say we waste time...we waste ourselves.<BLock>
Don't be afraid of flying. Be afraid of crashing.
Ah come on, just this one last little feature
Oxymoron: work party
If a fly has no wings, do you call it a walk?
I'm not paranoid, it's a rumor started by my enemies!
Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.
You're a Redneck if: You go to family reunions to look for dates.
BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n)
The one on the right must be Shinola, Clinton's on the "left."
Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? ... Worf: No, I have
To live-is to risk dying.
Let's split up. We can do more damage that way.
If this thing's so foolproof, why won't it work for me?
Oxymoron: horribly decent
Chain Lightning: For when you just can't stop at one.
DAMN!!!! I've been found out! :-(
The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"
"You gonna lecture me, or what?" - Funboy
Jim,any seats left? There's SPACE in the FINAL FRONT TIER
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
One good thing about my computer - it never asks "Why."
Volume in drive C is INFECTED!
Def: Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney's Big Purple One."
Pournelle must die!
This tagline is SHAREWARE. If you use it, send me $10.
"Check this out, guys! It's my brain!" -- Mudslide
"Be afraid. Be very afraid." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
But you can sure get nothing for something!
Where are those flashbacks they promised me?
URA Redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
Beatles of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die!
Astronauts do it on the moon.
Dºñ't tëll mè âböút ⁿº pròbléms...ƒíx ìt ÿóùrsêl⌠
Born Again (adj.) - Traumatized, at least twice.
Life is still in Beta test.
URA Redneck if you want to be a disc jockey when you grow up.
"Akiata yo fa!" - Logray
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
- this space intentionally left blank -
"Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..."
AD&D Famous Last Words: Glad it's over with. I'm taking off my armor.
This is both message and tagline!
TV Truth: Good guys are always good looking.
c
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l
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taglines?
Where did we all come from in the first place?
Tried to play my shoehorn...all I got was footnotes!
1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words...
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.
I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
URA Redneck if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
What does the Infantry call Airborne? Skeet Shoot!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney.
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress
Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
A good pun is it's own reword.
Oxymoron: Unique Uniform.
Oxymoron: Smart Blonde.
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
"I'm slaying him!" - Yakko Warner
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was butchered for his paws and liver.
"Don't just stand there. God's a busy man." - Kirk
"Bother," said Pooh, as he called for his brother.
Exorcist ]I[: It's just like I or II...but it's ]I[!
"Is something gonna happen?" -- Crow T. Robot
"On the count of one, unzip your pants!" - Buzzcut
I think my last .REP file included one of my feet.
Why is bread so dear and flesh and blood so cheap?
"SHELLY, I'M COMING HOME!" --The Crow
During water rationing the trees hunted dogs!
Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95?!?!?!?
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
I have 40+ computer viruses in my zoo.
Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish.
"Let me do the talking." - Yakko
I'm not an elitist. Why do you ask, you MODERATOR?
Let's sit Lotus style and chant "Lee Reiswig"
The great charm of cats is their rampant egotism.
Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues.
Nothing between the stethoscopes.
"Beavis, we need to start a band. TODAY." - Butt-Head
Make is so, make it so, make it so! - Picard at X-Mas
What a lovely world it is that has women in it!
Grandchildren are a parent's revenge.
B.A.D.D. news, kid. Roleplaying is dangerous!
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Mr. Worf, scan that ship. Aye Captain, 300dpi? -- Worf
No! Don't pick up that phon .'...'.... NO CARRIER
It is the dead wood that holds up the tree.
It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy.
Elvidiot: A person who thinks Elvis is still alive.
It appears to be a Romulan WarbioXT|uX+n NO CARRIER
I'm on medication, and I know where you live.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost again at `Quarks Place'.
Don't dream it, be it .......
Girls just wanna have fun... Guys just wanna have girls.
CATS: Proof that not everything in nature has a function.
Won't you take me to Funky Town!
AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGDT
I know America has problems, that's why I'm running-Bill
"You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth."
What is your name? - Worf Deanna. - Riker
Blame Harry Mudd for the Borgs .. His Toys grew Up!
Pizza - it's not just for breakfast any more!
"If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" - Monty Python
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable.
We can't go back, and we can't stay here. -- Picard
Windows: Yesterday's software...TODAY!
Look, if we built this large, wooden badger . . .
Uh oh. Your zip file is open!
Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima!
OXYMORON : Countable infinity
Too much free time? Become a SysOp...
"Don't ask ME what it is; just eat it!" -Mom
Deja Phew! It still stinks the second time around!
Going for broke: Applying for bankruptcy.
"What a shame you're not real." Chekov
If Genghis Khan was alive today, he'd be an OLD! man.
Thistaglinecreatedusingpkzip2.04CFILEALLOCATIONTABLEERROR
I'M the captain of this vessel, your order is nullified! - Picard
Oxymoron: satisfied tenant
Def: Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have.
Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney, feeds him gefilte fish.
"What kind of faces are we supposed to make?" - Yakko
Submariners do it deeper! (but not often)
Just because your paranoid, don't mean I'm not after you!
NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
Why are you eating my pants?
Everything needs a little oil now and then.
On the trailing edge on technology
Taglines? We don't need no stinking taglines!
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto.. if you feel like it.
I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out.
Can't cope? Don't mope. There's hope! SMOKE DOPE!!!
TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED!
AIDS is a virus - Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
"Maybe I should go..." - Odo "OH, no. STAY." - Kira
"Your seeing a whole team of psychiatrists aren't you?"
People with no fingers point me in the right direction.
"Boys. Do they get better when they get older?" - Dot Warner
Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer...
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
When I stroke the beard . . . thusly . . . -Data
Do me a favor and DELETE those REPs!!!!!
"The instrument please!" - Yakko
Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice...
Oxymoron: Understanding Wife.
Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar.
I need a life...my computer has taken mine over.
Oxymoron: Minor Moment.
I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head!
I'll slip out of my wet things (and into a dry martini).
Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus?
Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac.
"You idiots! That's a live grenade!" - Army recruiter, B&B
I slept like a spatula - tossed and turned all night.
Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt
* <-- Tribble _ <-- Anvil-squished Tribble
Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors.
"I think we have a difference of opinion here." - Yakko
If you can't see your breath, it's too warm for playoffs!
--- A naked man fears no pickpocket ---
Gilligan's Island was not a documentary.
Irish wiskey makes one see double and act single.
"Don't you recognize your own stomping ground?" - Q
If the fundies won't be there, hell can't be that bad!
I let my mind wander once...it never came back.
If we go to war in Somalia, does Clinton go back to Europe?
Oxymoron: nuclear safety
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not.
I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects
Oxymoron: Limited Immunity.
"That's the $64,000 Question, Scully." -- Fox Mulder
We must believe in free will. We have no choice.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep.
Do vampires get AIDS?
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
Do you have any taglines that I can steal?
Military motherboards have combat boots!
Hey! My keybo
URA Redneck if the original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
Boring conversation anyway. -- Han Solo
Hmmmm, Lets see, first you load, no..you boot, no....you
82.6% of statistics are wrong
Thank you, duck, for gettin' down!
Was Jimmie Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes?
As funny as a tax form.
I've fallen... and can't BOOT up!
Hind sight is an exact science.
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
I'm no good at golf; I'll hit another bad shot, Tom forewarned.
I doubleclicked on help, pointed at my wife, and the system crashed.
I am Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!!!!!
The tagline I put here was too good ── sysop deleted it
I prefer taglines myself.
"Can you pick up `LA Law' in that thing?" -- Skimmer
"They're unconscious. Load them into the hover-craft."
This is abuse. Complaints are down the hall.
"I miss him!" - Wakko
"Bother," said Pooh, as the jumja stick stuck to his hand.
Do you see the Pillsbury Dough Boy as a roll model??
Ever notice the AT&T symbol looks like the Death Star?!?!
Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Line noise funded by _YOU_ and provided by SNET.
Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre.
"Weekends were made for programming." - Karl Lehenbauer
HIV Virus - Human Immunodeficiency Virus Virus
Da da da dum. -Beethoven
"You had no claim on that vessel" - Picard
Brain tumor from a telephone? Believe it? You will!
Tagline: a satisfied joke!
Buffalo Bills of Borg: Winning Superbowls is futile!
Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch.
Cat rule: Add roughage to human food by shedding in it.
"I have morals. I just keep misplacing them." - Quark
As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716
Meet my kids: Abort, Retry and Ignore
And I'm looking for the joke with a microscope...
When I have the ANSWERS, somebody changes the QUESTION!
80 meg hard drive...5 megs free...
If you're so hot to go, you can hit the road; Caio Bello.
Def: Windows 3.1: Just another pane in the glass.
Of course I know who I am... I am Jean-Luc Picard - Riker
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel." - Han Solo
Send Clinton-Gore back to the South, and their husbands too!
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!"
Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
"Your sense of smell tells you when you need to change your socks" Wakko
"`In The Line Of Fire', `Speed', `Blown Away'?" -- Dr. Forrester
Humans: Useful domestic animals,popular with cats.
Halt and catch fire.
Quick hide the bodies. The Moderator cometh.
Lie: It wasn't that expensive.
The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not.
Fight War, Not Wars!
Captain, stop staring at my chest! Troi
"Good research is *always* profitable." -- Heinlein
"Heavens, they're multiplying." - Brain
If felons can't vote, why can they be elected? (M. Berry)
Tagline protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS
Handle!? Why would I want to hide behind a handle?
Atheism , hockey, God, S&M, NO CARRIER
I could have more fun in a cat litter pan.
This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
Sysoping Law #1: New users always find the glitch.
In a bad mood? Press all the buttons in the elevator!
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
"Open Channel D..." - Napoleon Solo, The Man From UNCLE
"That's OK. We just wanted the oil." - Yakko
C++ classes - call for times and dates!
It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! -Bill Gates
"Hey, Eric... it's okay. It ain't your fault, boy." - Crow
Blackened is the end. Winter it will send.
Real SysOps aren't hypocrites.
I believe in a God that doesn't require heavy financing.
'Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.' - Hun, A.T.
Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!!
Hydrogen bombs are great party gags.
PCRelay:GODFTHR -> #63 RelayNet (tm)
I wuz lernd my english!
but there aren't any CHEESEMAKERS there, nossiree...
Def: Diplomacy: The delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.
Oxymoron: dull shine
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
"I'll give you an involuntary reflex." - Pesto Goodfeather
Light at the end of the tunnel? look out for that train.
Elders of Borg: Everyone a planned and wanted assimilation.
Pets are the soul of the household.
If ignorance is bliss, fundies are in nirvana!
In other words, you don't _REALLY_ understand it either?
If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.
"If you're not on the official list, you can't go!" - Death (Animaniacs)
It's easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419!
Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
And I go at sleepy time...
Is a hippie haircut an example of the lunatic fringe?
All to prove, You're on the move and vanishing
Help! I've fallen and I canna get up!
I think I'll take this opportunity to remove my ears - Picard
In a VERY weak moment, I became a conference Moderator...
Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117...
URA Redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.
I do not much dislike the matter, but the manner of his s
Conservativism: The most gutless choice you can make.
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty
Chicken lips and Lizard toes... Yum Yum
Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen.
"I don't step on ants, Major." -- Odo
We ask advice but we mean approbation.
I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers. - Troi
Abilene looks good....in my rear-view mirror!
PMS- Presentation Manager Syndrome
!CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space!
You have reached the Lawn Mowing Enthusiast BBS @#$&$#! NO CARRIER
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
URA Redneck if you grow corn in your front lawn.
Real bankers end up getting buried in a vault!
America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood
Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything".
Love of money is the root of all politics.
Bimboo: An oriental bimbo.
Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter Picard
I think your 'biological clock' needs new batteries...
(Make up your own tagline; I'm too tired.)
Oxymoron: large-scale mini-computers
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it's a cat.
AD&D Quote: More hit points than you can possibly imagine.
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
Be a lion for a day, not a sheep all your life.
You're really desperate for tags!
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
The refs are always in the wrong.
"How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg.
Cookie: You will be successful in your work.
"I'm the one giving you the choice." Odo
Help stamp out lite beer.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
Because I'm the SysOp; that's why.
"Atrocity has that effect on me." - The Crow
"Know what I like about you?" "I give up." "Exactly!"
"Nurse, may I have another sponge bath? Pluheeeeeeeeze?"
Don't look up here keep a firm grip on your Private Parts
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
A man without a gun will soon not be free.
Off like a bride's nightie.
Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard. - Picard
Oxymoron: Cabinet Government.
CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop
By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity.
Q: What does the Infantry call Airborne? A: Skeet Shoot!!!
"This is Beverly. DOCTOR Beverly. DOCTOR BEVERLY CRUSHER!!"--Picard
"Help, I'm drowning!" was Tom's glib, glib, glib chortle.
We own the streets. -- Shakespeare, Bone Gnawer
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
I do begin to have bloody taglines. -- Tagspeare
Schizophrenic ? Who - us ?
Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
"Bother," said Pooh, I need a honey glaze for Piglet.
I've got 16K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.1?
Zmodem has bigger BITS and tighter ASCII
"I'll wait out here." - Dot
Deja Foo: repeated netmail you get if you explain a tagline.
URA Redneck if you use A Machine Gun To Shoot Gophers.
Alive and well at 2400 baud on COM3, IRQ2!!!!!
Well then lets do it in Copenhagen.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings - Troi
"And his face became spotty..." -from Life of Brian
The best way to accelerate a Mac - 9.8 m/sec²
New! Pagan Barbie! (wand, incense, athame, pentacle sold separately)
Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !!
If puns were made illegal, only outlaws would make puns.
"These are questions we have no business asking" -- Dana Scully
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
This is a satisfied tagline
URA Redneck if you have to lock in your hubs to go get the mail.
"Bother," said Pooh, as a vole stole his honey.
Elders of Borg: Everyone planned and wanted a assimilation.
I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me.
"Oh, sorry, Odo! I didn't know you slept in the blender" - Quark
Worlds' most asked question: Huh?
Running Windows is no better than washing them.
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
Israel may be a promise but not to the civilized world.
Why are you wasting time reading taglines?
please edit your subject and add an M to Microsoft
*so I can steal them!
ENGAGE! I always wanted to say that! - Richard Picardo
(4347586 Mins. left) Node 94651 Qmail Command? OK
No, I'm tellin' ya my cat ate my 1040 form.
Some are born blonde, others have to dye first.
"What?!? This isn't the Ferret section?!?"
"And what I do ain't pretty!" - Wolverine
Couldn't repair the brakes, so we made your horn louder.
Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions?
Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line!
Perhaps I should take up golf instead?
That is a woman's game -- Worf
I am not arguing with you; I am telling you
Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan
Help a nun kick the habit.
"WN_IMPROV"...Where the Knights are long and round.
And I said, Uh-oh... this is gonna be some day...
URA Redneck if your horse mounts station wagons.
Fear is not an unknown emotion to us. Neil Armstrong
Here it comes...
Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the others burned him at the stake.
Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem.
Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe
Make your own XT! Run your 386 under Windows!
I love standards. There are so many of them!
"Never swallow a Halfling." -- Half-Giant Proverb
Oxymoron: Restless Sleep.
Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
Programming is like pinball, if your good, you go again.
A little honey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
@TO@ suddenly became flat as it started raining anvils.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
He said PENAL! -Beavis
Never EVER volunteer to give up your personal firearms.
The gene pool has no lifeguard.
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
URA Redneck if you wet the bed and 4 other people immediately know it.
Odin loves the little Vikings, all the Vikings of the world...
Sεé HW WE└└ THìS 24ΘΘ bd MδDεM í ÜPG⌐åδEδ TΘ 960Θ WóτK
URA Redneck if you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
To begin your cat collection, simply open a can of tuna.
Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp
Support DeathCare: Vote Kevorkian/Elders in '96.
TV Truth: You only speak to the camera when spoken to first
Clinton's ACTUAL first choice for Attorney General: G. Gordon Liddy
The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
Away, old dotard, get away!
MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup!
Take over for us!-Yakko No way!-Wayne Way!-Yakko
Although the tongue weighs very little, few people are able to hold it.
You don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
He's a real nowhere Borg, sitting in his nowhere cube.
Sacre bleu !!
"I don't know THAT yet, either!" - McCoy
Half a brick short of a full load.
Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.
Avoid temptation.... Unless you can't resist!!
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
Left lane must turn right.
Birth, school, work, death. About sums it up, I think.
God made wiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato-
Press "+" to see another tagline.
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Getting a little ansi, aren`t you?
Sometimes I feel Satisfied. Then I wonder why.
URA Redneck if you have a Hefty bag for a car window.
YKYHW: You post a test to yourself every day.
Famous Last Words #70: "I disarmed the trap."
Celebrate freedom, read, riffing on vacation.
It's 1 of those time-travel things--U wouldn't understand
"Bother," said Pooh, when the red dot appeared on his chest.
The moment of change is the only poem.<Rich>
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Big Blonde Daughter Available - Write if interested
C:\DOS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
My family tree must have been used for firewood.
Everybody needs a purpose in life. Is this yours?!?
Hockey players do it by pucking on the ice.
Babylon's 1 through 3 were sabotaged and destroyed.
Worf, show Mr. Crusher the airlock. Picard
Al Gore has it floored in neutral.
Windows Backup Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
Oxymoron: Data Structure.
Nothing personal, ok?
If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
I am Q of Borg. I'm bored...
O-f-c-o-u-r-s-e-I-m-g-o-i-n-g-2-4-0-0-b-a-u-d..#$%$ NO CARRIER
Golfers do it in 18 holes.
The best vacations are spent near the budget.
Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet, Pooh.
"Lord Vader,you WILL show me some respect" Palpatine "Pfblt" Vader
I'm not overdrawn...just underdeposited.
Life's a dance, you learn as you go.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein!
Oxymoron: original copy
Protein: In favor of young people.
Were there fewer fools, knaves would starve.
MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist
Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED! News at 11:00
URA Redneck if you burn your yard rather than mow it.
I used to be crazy. Now I'm a Sysop.
Why are there no white M&M's?
Take my Tagline, Please!!!!!
"Just Do Do." --Nike bumper sticker (found in Oregon)
Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar?
Get the FIDO collectors cards! (with special hologram tagline subset)
URA Redneck if you own a homemade fur coat.
It ain't over 'til you read the TAGLINE!!!
I will write myself into well being. <Marris>
"I am *not* an assimilator." - Nixon of Borg
Twinkies do not have a half-life;they just keep going and going.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
"I am afraid. I am afraid to believe." -- Dana Scully
URA Redneck if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
"Spoken like a true angel of death." - Funboy
"Bother," said Pooh, this tagline is revolting.
Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican.
Aha! another "undocumented feature"!
"Goodnight unto you all, *MWAH*!" Yakko "Goodnight everybody!" Dot
If speed scares you, use Windows.
Why "95"?:(# of calls to tech support before its running)
I'm a Moderator. I don't *need* to stay on-topic.
And Odelein crunches Iafrate into the glass!
Mom went looting in LA & All I got was this tag.
Take my advice...I'm not using it
"Bother," said Pooh as he sat on the firecracker
Oxymoron: A honest Republican.
Creationism: Where faith is considered "evidence."
"Number One, buy me a Pontiac!" Picard
You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense. Troi
▄▀▄▀▄▀ Tag-X Pro - The ultimate tagline manager ▀▄▀▄▀▄
I live in a house, but belong in a Home!
Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.
Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic.
To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes. -- Calvin
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
"I didn't just do it for the money! I did it for the CAR, too!"
Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain
As funny as a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@
Generic Brown Label Tagline
Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant.
"Take over for us!" Yakko "No way!" Wayne/Garth "Way!" Yakko
Please provide evidence for creation, for once.
Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator.
I hate you, you hate me, let's hang Barney from a tree..
"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data." - Tasha Yar
Doctor, Come quick!!! The Sysop needs a Straitjacket!
The Counselor and I will be indisposed today. - Riker
Wherever I go, thereereere I am, Pooh mused.
Def: Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught.
Shh. Admire the majesty of those stone pointy things.
P.B. don't mean Polynesian Bobsled...
"I'm half Human, sir." Spock to Stocker
No Moderators present, and the flaming began.
DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ
As funny as a full body cast.
If Sysop not found - Please notify computer!
You ask for miracles, I give you the FBI. -- Hans Gruber
Oxymoron: legal brief
Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding - Riker
He's so cheap: He quit golf when he lost his ball.
Its Heavy Hometown New Wave Cold-Filtered Low Calorie Dry
Shotgun wedding: Case of wife or death.
I [] TheDraw v. 4.0!
Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster!
Emoticon: +:-) Smiley priest
Little dollinck. Alvays fetful.
It turns out, the deficit is bigger than Clinton could think.
I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma!
Mead is proof that there *is* a Goddess and that She loves us.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop.
Oxymoron: Honest Convict.
Faith expects from God what is beyond all expectation.
I live in a quiet neighborhood...we use silencers.
"Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru." - Malay Christmas
Bad Command or Filename...It's all @TO@'s fault!
If there is an opinion, facts will be found to support it
Uri Geller's Auto Body and Moebius Donut Shop
Clinton's Plan: Socialism for all.
"Sound medical advice." - Kirk to McCoy
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar.
"Bother," said Pooh, and then he deleted his source file.
Professionals built the Titanic, amateurs built the ark.
Micro = small, Soft = mushy
Virgin Wool:- Wool from UGLY Sheep!!!
My favorite mythical creature?... The honest politician!
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Bopping Baby Bop."
"Mister Worf! Stop blasting the Jawas!!"--Picard
Why are there no purple M&M's?
Clinton Medical Dictionary: MORBID: A HIGHER OFFER.
Phone bill?... what phone bill, honey??
"That was going to be my question" - Troi
Oh No, It's Mr Bill...Clinton, that is!!!!
Pagans DO IT in a circle.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop.
"I will NOT finish in fifth place", Tom held forth.
"I want hourly progress reports from all stations" - Riker
Lwaxana Troi & Odo - A marriage made in an elevator.
Please note the absence of anything remotely like a <G>.
ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow...
DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet.
Boy, that's bad!!
Nervous as long tailed cat in roomful of rocking chairs.
I'm not an actor but I play one on TV.
How to Destroy the Borg: Give them a copy of MS-Windows!
Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed.
"Oh, not the dynamite in the cake bit again!" - Slappy Squirrel
REAL SysOps know what REAL users are all about...
There's a dead bishop on the landing!
Why won't this dang thing work?
"I Like Liquor" ─ by Ethyl Alcohol
"Do you think it's legal to park here?" - Pinky
May the Porsche be with you...
In, out, in, out, Make up your bleeding mind!
Revolution is the opiate of the intellectuals.
Wayne Newton, Sigfried & Roy, and the CFL? Why not?
So, who *else* do I add to my list of total jerks? -- Calvin
As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s!
"French Cousine" ─ by Sue Flay
Howard Stern: Crucified by the FCC
"Bother," said Pooh, as he left O.J.'s White Bronco on the street.
Confirm me if I'm wrong !
SICK! OF! YOOOOUUUU! I'M SO SICK, SO SICK OF YOU!
Sysops must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
"BURGER WAR!!!" - Beavis & Butt-Head
When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream & shout
One hears one's childhood and it is ancient.<Fraser>
A big enough hammer fixes anything
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If they don't speak English, just talk LOUDER !!!
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Hmmmmm.....hot roasted arachnids! YUM!
Van Richten's Guide to Zombies with Red Hair.
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
Make like poo and ooz.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke.
Def: Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Scully: Mulder, you weren't at Woodstock.
Lisa Marie married Michael because she likes the way he rears children
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Elvis has logged off the system...
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
I leech taglines too!
Maybe your best was not kinky enough.
OXYMORON : Player coach
"Bother," said Pooh, as his saw ran out of gas.
Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work I go!
I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated.
At night, all cats are grey.
"Nothing wrong with a little gloating."
DM Advice: Conan cannot safely be translated to AD&D stats.
Dont lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure
This tagline was written with my fingers crossed...
Resistance is futon. Borgie go nap-nap now.
I don't try to make enemies...it comes naturally.
If Jiminy Cricket was here, I'd skoosh him. -- Calvin
"Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
"GREAT CEASARS GHOST!!"- Perry White, Daily Planet
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
If <Jym> saw this, he'd fall out of the chair, laughing! - Myra Fox
Oxymoron: An honest democrat.
Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may....
"Especially uninvited." - Wakko Warner
If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA.
I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile.
"If it can't be expressed in figures it is not science." -- RAH
Our Program, who Art in Memory, HELLO be thy name...
"Get rid of that damn twitch!" - Picard
Does or does not a tagline have Buddha Nature?
"Grab your partner and do-se-do!" - Yakko Warner
Working with Unix by John Bobbit
Scare a fundamentalist: Say you are a cannibal, too!
"Odo is not one of the Founders." -- Kira
Why use anything but Telix for communications
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...fluent in over 3 million forms of commu<BOOP>
All the world's a stage. Stop forgetting your part!
What a caterpillar calls the end of the world The Master calls a Butterfly
URA Redneck if you've ever asked for Beano on your Big Mac.
The worst thing about censorship is ██████████.
Chernobyl used Windows
Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated Into the Borg!
It's life @FROM@, But not as we know it!!
URA Redneck if you think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop.
"Do you need me? Fine. Computer, end HoloDoc program."--HoloDoc
Just trying to keep up...
If the UFO hotline limits you to 1 call per day YOU could be a redneck
Airehair terrier: A dog riding with its head out the car window.
Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
Def: SAST: (S)ysops (A)gainst (S)tupid (T)aglines
I already came, so stop jerking me off.
Is "Floppy" one of the seven dwarfs?
BLONDES do it with a thermos {c}
1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%.
Oxymoron: Random Choice.
"Boo Boo Be Doop" --Betty Boop
My tagline's cousin's a fool, and thou art another. -- Tagspeare
COFFEE.COM missing. SysOp halted.
I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys.
All I know is there's somethin' funny about this blood...
Aids . . . Spread The Word, Not The Virus!
Rule Number Six: There is NO... Rule Six!
OK, I'm wierd -- but I'm saving up to be eccentric!
"I guess you'll have to fire me, sir." "You're fired."
All of this generosity has made me tired!" -- The Cat
There is only one way to console a widow, but remember the risk. L. Long
Scruples taste best with garlic butter.
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight!
"We can no longer take your orders, Harry Mudd." Norman
URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
Cheap Saudi apartments: Call Low-Rents of Arabia
Stamp it <Preliminary> and ship it.
Clinton, for a Kinder, Gentler, Communism!!!
Roses are RED,violets are BLUE,I'm horney how 'bout YOU
* <- Tribble & <- Tribble after getting caught in taffy
Make like an insect and fly.
While the dead lay in pools of maroon below.
A programmers work is never done THANKS TO THE LEECHES!
What does a fool do on Tuesday, foolish things.--jkb
Brain fried -- Core dumped
If you hear an onion ring, please answer it.
4X4. Cat Waffles while you wait.
"No need to bother the Bouncing Berserker about that, my dear." -Hodge
New Borg Movie: Borg: the Experience.
You're a Redneck if: you have a gun rack on your bicycle!
"Another dream that failed. There's nothing sadder."-Kirk
I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate!
World's thinnest book. Clinton's kept promises.
Borger King - We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
If you can't make it good, big, or fast forget it.
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left!
Don't judge a movie by its tagline.
Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.
Spock, you are SUCH a putz!
"Bother," said Pooh as he was molested by Barney.
Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it.
As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine.
Horn players do it French style.
If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you.
If you're my psychic friend, why don't you call ME?
A bad day Modeming is better than any good day working.
"I'm tired of you Nega-scum! And that means you." - Sailor Moon
"Racketeering" ─ by Dennis Court
You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z!
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
A serial killer's a person in your neighborhood
"I've got to avoid stress" "Don't look in the mirror".
Please relocate to the theological place of eternal punishment.
Yes son, long ago people used to read their mail on-line.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I am Locutus of Borg, this Tagline is irrelevant.
My other tagline is funny
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
I'd go with the helmet, Ray.
Clinton/Gore for a kinder, gentler Communism.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Boba Fett?!? Where?!?
We do not see things as they are. We see things as we are
If there is no Moderator, who pops up the next tagline?
Why is origin at the end, if it means the beginning?
Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut..
Bo knows your girlfriend!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he failed to lift the X-wing with the Force.
Everyone still looks uncomfortable. Riker
Hey Mr. Moderator, you're a #$#@$$%$^$^$$#% NO CARRIER
My brain cell is aching something fierce!!!
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Oh say can you C at the dawn's early light?
LOST: Husky...spayed...like one of the family.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Def: Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
If only Einstein had a 486DX-33....
Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS.
Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to, "going to the head!"
It's here! An all new Tag-X Professional! Get it today!
I love fine tuning programs.
The owls are not what they seem.
A production of the digitally insane.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
2+2=4 (but only for base 5 and above)
Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
Kats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times.
"Temper, temper, mon capitan." - Q
I didn't shoot J.R.
"I'm the President, and I want a 'Big Mac' and fries...
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot
It's not a matter of who's RIGHT, but of who's LEFT.
It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi
"Bother," said Pooh, this Martini was stirred, not shaken.
C:\DOS\RUN;C:\KID\LOAD\WINDOWS;C:\PC\CRASH C:\DOS\RUN
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore
"Only SISSIES are in color!" - BW-Dot
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
"If it isn't the Big Kahuna!" - Yakko "And his little kahunas!" - Dot
Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel
Taueret, Goddess of Childbirth and Nursing.
I have a mind like a steel....wazzat called?
Redneck: takes the wheels off of your neighbor's new house.
Germany and Japan won World War II
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!"
CFL: C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N Football League
■ This door is baroque; please call Bach later ■
Must go, the cat's stuck in the printer again....
You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem.
"You should see the way he brushes his teeth!" - Yakko
Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton.
I'm going in the house, there are too many gross dogs out
Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline.
Archeologist: one who's career lies in ruins.
This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions?
"Go..Go..Godo watch him Go Go Go.."
The act of writing is the act of making soul, alchemy.<Anzaldua>
You can't win...but there are alternatives to fighting...
Stop picking your nose and go to the next message.
Classified ad: Roommate needed. Man or woman preferred.
IBM: Yesterday's tech. today, today's software tomorrow!
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31
"Ewwww..." - Rita
But if you really make them think they'll hate you.
Bother! said Pooh, as Earnhardt won again!
Confuse Messages: Quote From The Wrong People
Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization
I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food!
"How wonderful is death. Death and his brother, sleep." - The Crow
Byte -1 retry 0: got LEEEEEEEECH!
Its never too late to have a happy childhood
This tagline is tax free in 49 states - sorry Tennessee!
"Any" key? "Any" key? I doan see no stinkin' "Any" key!
A virus that eats Taglines would really make people mad.
"Ooh, look! It's our new best friend!" -- Yakko Warner
URA Redneck if your yard has more appliances than your house.
"You know what the sad part is, Odo? I'm a very good tailor."
"It's time for another Good Idea/Bad Idea..." (Animaniacs)
Load the .357, bubba, we got us a lane change up ahead!
You better be great...brilliant! - Riker
Hard Drive - Baseball, Golf and Football, oh, Computers.
Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
Dahmer meals: Beans and Frank; Apairaguts
It's what inside you, not the outside that counts.
Did I ever tell you that story? <Londo>
I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse?
I cannot afford to waste my time making money
Did you ever wonder what happened to B4? I did. Jinxo
Free speech is worth what you pay for it.
"Mistress, they believe you are some sort of diety. Oh my!" - P. Droid
Would I love to run a Level 1 diagnostic on her!! - Riker
Nine months? Why were you in such a hurry at the end?
"Bother," said Pooh, as Hannibal ate his liver with a nice Chianti.
For a good time, type FORMAT C:
Well, since you axed so nicely...
"I can't do this new math," Tom added.
"Hey, Butt-Head, I think I understood something he said!" - Beavis
"Quips For The Young At Heart" ─ by Marty Pants
Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Batteries Not Included!
Pass the waffle syrup--that Clinton guy's on TV again!
Def: Hacker: Hex-Assembly Computer Knowledgable usER.
SPAM: Slime Posing As Meat -Jay Leno
Windows Error #16: Windows shut. Ctrl-Alt-Del to reopen.
Insert humorous tagline here____________________________
Cuprum: moonshine
People who hate cats were rats in a previous life!
Oxymoron: Postal Service
Printer paper is always strongest at the perforation.
Trees are the #1 cause of forest fires.
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
Def: Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks.
CanaDOS - EH?:\>
"Oh, great, a chasm. Okay, who's got the rope?"
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator!
Ich bin ein Berlinium! - J.F.Kennedium
"My foreign policy is...what time is it?" - B. Clinton
Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER
"Drowning men..." - The Crow
I HATE it when that happens!
CAT: A nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.
Eat any good books lately, Worf!? Q
"A boy and his bird. How touching." - Top Dollar
"A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind." - Yoda
This tagline stolen from: GA State Prison
HEAP BIG WOMAN YOU MADE A BAD BOY OUT OF ME!
STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes
Don't cry on my shoulder; I'm off-duty. Troi
Have YOU yelled at Michael Graham lately?
The Catholic Church: A successful vampire cult.
I don't think you got Cmdr. Riker's hair quite right - Picard
Proper Irish ballad: he dies, she dies, everybody dies.
Never tell me the odds! - Han Solo
Steal Taglines? You can't steal my T
Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which
Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way.
The cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway.
Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up.
"@TOFIRST@ powers up!"
"Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore." -Russian Proverb
Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn.
You showed admirable restraint for one so small. ■ Worf
Why are today's rough times always tomorrow's good old days?
"Boys. Control yourselves!" - Dot Warner
Chicken or the egg... Not which came first but laid !!
Bilbo_Baggens of Borg - "Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward."
Apathy Error: Don't bother hitting a key to continue.
"`God told me' is no excuse for stupidity." - Steve Quarrella
Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel.
URA Redneck if you think BMW is the call letters for a radio station.
It was so cold, I almost got married.
Letterman of Borg - "Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:"
"NWO:BGates"="New World Order with Bill Gates"
If you want to kill time, why not try working it to death?
Why is my computer on fire?
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
YKYHW: You consider BBSing better than ice cream.
Chain Tagline: Now stolen [0264] times. Add 1 as stolen.
Oxymoron: narrow breadth
Def: Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative.
Never trust a smiling cat.
Gee officer, I just wondered how fast SPEED READ was.
Medical problem: A reason to stay home and read taglines.
Def: Honesty: Fear of being caught.
Paul_Simon of Borg - "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover."
Calvin, we will not have anatomically correct snowmen!
Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican.
"It's over. Go away!"
"I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!" - Monty Python
I don't suppose that would work with people. Riker to Crusher
"Likes coolsville, daddy-o." - Wakko
Honour thy motherboard.
"Coffee, tea, monster... coffee, tea, monster..." - Dot Warner
Civilization has always depended on courtesy rather than truth.
Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, don't.
I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair someday. -Riker
Stay healthy....eat your honey!
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes.
Apple II Forever! Right ?!?
That's not a tagline, that's Yakko Warner carrying on again!
Jesus said: "Peter, feed my sheep." Not bludgeon them to death.
"Even smiling makes my face ache." -- Dr. Frank N. Furter
Please press Ctrl-Alt-Del for the next message.
Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus.
Marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.- Groucho Marx
* <- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles!
A good workman is known by his tools.
Stealing ideas from one is plagiarism, from many: research.
"Keep an eye on that orbit", Tom said watchfully.
Where we operate at a 90° angle to reality
Become a programmer and never see the world!!
There was food inside your mouth today. Is it luck?
Def: Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car.
Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots!
Sysop: Someone who likes to watch others use her computer.
Riker to Troi : Honey, I ARJed Data...
What
ANSI
Tagline
?
Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham.
"I decided to take a personal interest in your career. You're fired."
Romulan Warbird decloaking sir... /.[.../ NO CARRIER
"Does that hammer the plot home for you?" - Slappy Squirrel
"I met the surgeon general. She offered me a cigarette!"
Breakfast? Shall I call you or nudge you?
Would I ask you a rhetorical question?
No hunter shall refuse aid to another hunter - Bounty Hunter's Creed
Bread Deep De Gaderin' Gloom.
Rednecks are people, too!
Say NO to Socialism. Impeach Clinton & Clinton.
The WWF is to sports what Spam is to meat!
Elvis. Elvis. Come home, little Elvis.
URA Redneck if you buy a new house and have to take the wheels off.
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
In a bad mood? Threaten bunnies!
The concept is simply staggering.Pointless but staggering
"The Big Wave" ─ by Sue Nami
War! The highest social function.
If the PhoneCo knew what I was doi+u%+1+NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail..
Def: Node: was aware of
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed."
If you ain't where you are, You're no place
Takes more than a message to make me smile.
As funny as a slug in the gut.
"I just want to say... that this is for Bela." -- Ed Wood
Liberace of Borg - "I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here."
Bother! said Pooh, as he fed his cat... to his dog.
Everything I do, I do it for you...
He who laughs last uses OS/2.
URA Redneck if kudzu is in your family crest.
"It appears, Funboy, that the party has ended..." - The Crow
A cat is easier to train than a man.
Def: Women: (W)eird (O)bnoxious (M)ale (E)nticing (N)ymphs
Oxymoron: practical homeowner
Boy, that thunder sounds clo@$#%^%#$^NO CARRIER
Def: Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments.
URA Redneck if you're dog and wallet are both on a chain.
This tagline contains subliminals
Cheese: Milk's leap toward immortality.
Many are educated...few are learned...
MACRO-created tagline&(*$#%$%#+()&%#^bleep, clunk#$%##@!
It's a man's world...........Okay Honey?????
OXYMORON : No-fault divorce
November 9, 1994: Clinton wakes up and thinks he is in a bad dream.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized that his Visor was a hair barrette.
Hard Work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
"Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?" - Pinky
Delusions are often functional. L. Long
And that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped.
Blue Wave crashes every time!
Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;)
Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose.
Anything anybody can say about America is true.
I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive.
Oxymoron: Aching Joys.
"Bother," said Pooh, We're here to <clap> pump you up!
Never stand between a dog and a lampost.
Death benefits = oxymoron.
BBSs are like opinions. But some have two of them.
It was hot the night we burned chrome. . . .
When In Doubt, Mumble; When in Trouble, Delegate
The best kind of cat toy has a person on one end.
Bandit on your six-Break!!!
Oxymoron: Devout Atheist.
Celery farmers play the stalk market.
In God we trust - you pay in gold.
Formatting Drive A: FAILED! Trying Drive C:
"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" -- Force
After a hard day, it's nice to come home to a warm cat.
I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself.
If DeForest Kelly dies, would he turn into Bones?
Forget the cods, Gill, this guy's gonna need a sturgeon!
Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters!
the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay $50,000...
"Smile, and that will mean I may." - Frank N. Furter
Admiral: Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument.
Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation.
He who dies with the most toys still dies!
"I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat my shorts!"
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
Def: Life: What happens while you're making other plans.
Booboo #2: Dorky quoting macros.
Def: Kin: An affliction of the blood.
I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk....
Only a war waged for revenge or defense can be just. - Cicero
Bugs come in through open WINDOWS.
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister
I'll be praying for you!
Do not make loon soup <The Eskimo Cookbook>
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
│║▐║│║█│║▌║▌ <-- Bar code tagline ... the latest in digit
Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about?
"There's a shocker..." - Yakko
Just me and you...we could bill and cow...no...bull and cow.- Groucho
I say we ride down to @TOFIRST@'s and steal his tagline file.
I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum.
I still can't find that $# %* <ANY> key!
Cerebral Flatulence---Rather Odiferous---Any Questions???
Women are like programs. A smart man keeps backup
Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium?
Mangle-oid: victim of Baum's Syndrome
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Nien Nunb, I don't care about the damn elephants on your foot!
GOOD: Goofy Obnoxious Outrageous Dude
Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball
Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
You forget, Jean-Luc, you destroy humanity. - Q
I once heard a duck-tailed platypus quack...
"We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon
"Darkness is both friend and enemy." -- Drow Proverb
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff.
"If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people." -- RAH
Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
I can feel when she kisses me sleeping.
"This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader
I think............cauth I can't thwim.
Bill and Hillary Clinton: Washington's version of Bonnie and Clyde.
ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron!
One man's folly is another man's HST.
But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
Window Error:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
"I just don't know which lie to believe." -- Mulder
I'll make you famous....
Sociopolitical Ramifications - Avoid the LagMonster.
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
Coming Soon: New Taglines!
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
Name: Rank: Serial No:*
One bit short of a byte
Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes
Oxymoron: resident manager
"Bother," said Pooh as he stepped on the land mine
"Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson
Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery.
Why do you look like someone just died? Wait.
Never, never, never *MOON* a werewolf !!
Celtic Management Training for Sysops
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
My name is not Dr. Death -Bart Simpson
Hey! This coat goes on backward!
Why don't you help keep the world clean...get yourself sterilized!
Honest politician: One who when bought, stays bought.
Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't create light until she moved.
Well it sounded good in my head, just not out my mouth
If I couldn't use Desqview I'd jump out a Window
URA Redneck if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
What's all this fuss about endangered feces?
Did you hear about the SysOp who died? -- She had a terminal illness!
What?!?! I'm missing Star Tre<~.x NO CARRIER
Def: Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched.
Oxymoron: enough hard drive space
"Bother," said Pooh as Han put him in a dead Tauntaun.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Do one to others...
As funny as a drive-by shooting.
Windows 3.1 is for wannabe computer gurus.
GOD.COM not found. Atheist mode ON
Def: Arising: Conflict between a man and his mattress.
A bird in the hand is better than one overhead
"Out of register space (ugh)" - vi
"Some days it all seems so feudal." King Arthur
Sam of Borg I am, and I will not assimilate green eggs and ham!
Oh great! Everyone's lost but me. -- Young Indy
LA - three thousand points of light
What is Do? What is not Do? Do is. -- Gentle Mountain
WWhhaatt eecchhoo??
Gratuitously swiped!
There is no such thing as peace. -- Wisetongue, Get of Fenris
Knock softly, but firm. I like soft, firm knockers.
Tag-X Pro: Bringing database management to Taglines.
WAKKO.SYS LOADED: coMputER ACtiNgg vERyy odDLyyy....
Sorry ladies... Duty calls -- Riker
URA Redneck if you skipped school in the 8th grade to vote.
I'm working on my 4th million - the first three failed!
...and all the children are above average
Coming soon to an arena near you: Half of the 94-95 Hockey season!
URA Redneck if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home.
Why are there no blue M&M's?
"I'll tell you about it later" choked Zaphod as all three passed out.
"If you can spare five seconds, I'd like to do a brain scan."
Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval
Minor Operation.......A Coal Digging
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of it's acceptance."
Children should be seen and not heard ----- capische?
Found a bug in this tagline!
Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.
"The police towed away the car, so I bought another one."
"Bother," said Pooh, as his LAN manager went downhill.
Life has a lot of undocumented features.
Arrrgghhh! The SysOp is picking on me&)#*@(&#($*^^NO CARRIER
He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB.
New Borg Movie: The Borg with the Golden Arm.
"Go away." - Wakko Warner
"Death to the despicable anti-intellectuals!" - MENSA
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love yo
"Bother," said Pooh, as he passed around the joint.
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Def: COBOL: Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language.
"Bother," said Pooh as he blew away half of the 100 acre woods.
I'm not fat, I retain water.
Here, there........and everywhere......
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
AD&D Lesson #200 - It is unwise to meddle in the affairs of wizards.
Headline: Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Cat philosophy: It doesn't hurt to ask for what you want.
Oxymoron: Conservative Democrat.
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Famous Last Words #29: "It's perfectly safe. Let me show you..."
Oxymoron: Tame cat
Sysop! Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out of Paper' error!!
"Without Warning" ─ by Oliver Sudden
665 the Neighbor of the beast....
Navy, not just a job, but an adventure.
Success covers a multitude of blunders.
Wanted: Good taglines to steal...
Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
Who am I? User unknown
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my drive?
Have courage! The porpoises will not want to go so far!
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
My wife is 46. Gonna trade her in for two 23's.
If it makes you smile, DO it again!
Boy, Data, you look great in push-up bra! Riker
Probable non-DOS dis********* NO CARRIER
Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice.
That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here...
I think, therefore I'm overqualified !!!
Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
"Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood." -- Troi
I'm like a TSR. I get loaded before I work..
When the lights are out, no one can see you elbow Leetch.
"Whatta we going to do tomorrow night - a slumber party?" "No, Pinky."
Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy!
Death to all moderaAAACK*#(%^#% NO CARRIER
Man, that lightning sounds clo#.#.! &^#..##. NO CARRIER
Jesus at a disco: "I've risen and I can't get down!"
"Bother," said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh.
Whadda you think you New Mutants have the patent on stupidity? -Jubilee
Oxymoron: Quick fix.
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
═══ gimme a Jack Daniels and a bodybag...! ═══
The first airplane hangar was built for drip-dry planes.
I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics!
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: █████░░░░░█████ "ouch"
Software? Is that like pajamas?
Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON!
Some people talk better when they breathe vacuum......
A loose chip on the micro processor.
Icon see it, mon! How do I point and shoot?
It's not a person, damnit! It's a Borg!
A blind man teaching a robot to paint? -- Riker
Captain, exactly how much cleavage will they allow? - Troi
I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler.
"That was NOT cool." - Butt-Head
Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan....
Oh yea, well my daddy....
Def: Floating Control: When you have to go but can't leave the computer
A cure for apathy? Why bother?
IBM - I've Been Manipulated!
"Beavis has a magic Johnson; it disappears into his hand." - Butt-Head
"I think the Wheel of Morality needs a tune-up." - Wakko Warner
Bother! said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer.
"Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python
Windows and Quayle - two MAJOR wastes of space!
If I have to explain, you wouldn't understand.
"Real wealth can only increase." - R. Buckminster Fuller
Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof
Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life.
The Age of Aquarius, indeed - LaCroix
Authors do it by the book.
AD&D Rule of Thumb: The wise man does not shave with a Vorpal Razor.
This is a confidential tagline.
Hitchcooking: Stabbing frozen food to speed up cooking.
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit
Borg saying: We came. We saw. We slept. (Boom)!
Pardon me, my brain is clogged with bong resin.
Meanwhile, back at reality. . . - G. Lucas
"Negative, Ghost Rider - the pattern is full..."
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
And you are doing this to your own child, Mr. Woof? - Lwaxana Troi
"Before sunrise, he's your son."
Bother! said the Borg... we assimilated a Pooh.
OXYMORON : Controlled growth
"We have such sights to show you..."
No... The name of my ship is the Lollipop -- Riker
Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they misspelled my name
How to solve the problems in the middle east: DEL I*.*_
#include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
JABBER... The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was reborn as an amoeba
Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley
I'm apathetic and I don't care.
URA Redneck if you entertain with tapes of championship bowling.
Deja Boo: The feeling that you're really sorry you're there.
IBM = Information Becomes Money
Let him brood. It has always been his way. - Janette
Let's put Clinton on Mt Rushmore; he's already stoned!
In a bad mood? Spread vicious rumors!
"Yo baby yo baby yo." - Eddie Murphy
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here.
Sqeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg.
What is this need of yours for costumes, Q? - Picard
Little does everyone know that Chelios was referring to me. MUhahaha!
"Apparently he had his own theories of eugenics." Spock on Kodos
"Iris out already, please!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Oxymoron: Passive aggression.
I don't remember saying I was embarrassed - Picard
She's a lady alright. Her name is 'Enterprise' - Picard
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
"These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes." - Butt-Head
If God is a woman why don't men have the babies?
"This'll be a great show if we survive the rehearsals."
Summer must be over. My neighbor just returned my lawn mower.
GI: Visiting McLean, Virginia. BI: Visiting McLean Stevenson.
Tomorrow is national Stamp Out Indecision day! Or is it?
Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer!
Clinton Defense #4: "You took that seriously?"
Back the Metric System every inch of the way!
Only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
Bother! said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
I am Speculum of Borg. prepare to be probed.
This will be a day long remembered. -- Darth Vader
Pizza: It's not just a food group, it's a way of life.
"Sorrows come, not singly, but in battalions..." - The Crow
"The pleasure's been all yours, I'm sure." - Slappy Squirrel
Is God GOOD or What!!!
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Respect faith, but experience is where you get education.
Why is the sky black? Lal
I'm secretly naked under my clothes.
Cat Problems: Having to wear a license just to walk around. Cat Problems: HEAT!
I was a cat in nine of my former lives.
Q: Why don't Blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
Counselor Troi eats all the chocolate.
"New users always find the glitch." - 1st Law of Sysops
Chappaquitick: Where Ted takes women he's finished with.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF.
Death to All Who Oppose Right to Life!
Everything about this seems wrong. - Picard
Clinton Math: $20,000 = RICH.
Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once!
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Taste first, ask questions later....
This tag line intentionally left blank.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
Ura Redneck if your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
Oh pantomime horse, that was wonderful!
I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts.
YKYHW: you really want to be a sysop
Cats: Nature's pop-up targets.
Clinton does to the economy what POKE 1,0 does to the C-64!
It's just all psycho-babble rap to me!
May I see your Moderator hunting permit, sir?
Just do it! You can regret it later!!!!
Creator not found: (E)volve (S)in (P)arty ?
Congratulations, Data, it's a girl! -- Troi
Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely.
"Look at me! I'm a ninny! A wooden-headed dum-dum!" - Brain
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Hump Me, Dump Me!
"It's too quiet!" - Dot
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective!
Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8)
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up.
The Clinton MisAdministration: Government control from Womb to Tomb!
Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean?
Institute: An archaic school where football in not taught.
Convenital..........Friendly
Money talks. Mine just keeps saying "goodbye!"
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
"Constitution? What Constitution?" - Wm. J. Clinton
"You tweachewous miscweant!" - Elmer Fudd
Life is much easier if you look at the source code.
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes.
That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant.
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
Support your local Sysop
TAGLINE Moderator does it with taglines.
You are only as funny as your audience thinks you are.
Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible!
Mulder: If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?
I found the tests quite elementary. ■ Data
"Many Bothans died to bring us this information." - Mon Mothma
Broken guitar ........no strings attached!!!
Puddy-tat's not so bwave in Gwanny's microwave!
"STOP THAT HIDEOUS CRYING!!!!!!!"
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
Q: What's 20/20? A: The IQ of twin blondes.
A! Collectable Taglines #11: Ralph the Security Guard
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken! Yum!
"If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner.
Please excuse my stupidity
Bimbessence: Aura created when a bimbo enters a room.
God is real, unless declared "integer"
For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses
"They also serve who only stand and wait."
Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
A GOOD Crime Bill would indict the Clintons.
I prefer to be acquainted with the women I kiss. - Picard
Notice how no one criticized Riker until Wesley was gone?
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Corvette?
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore...
Bother! said Pooh, as the Sharom exploded into black fire.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Insomnia? Well, don't lose any sleep over it.
"I think the cartoon just started." - Yakko
Real SysOps have VGA systems.
Def: Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict
"Bother," said Pooh, as gave him to the Emperor.
It only works when you're not looking.
This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress!
Farfignewton: A long way 'til the next cookie.
Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!
RUN!!! Here comes the SysOp!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas.
Why did I write? Because I found life unsatisfactory. T.W
You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed.
"Take you to him I will, yes!"-- Yoda
Is there such a thing as too many Taglines?
URA Redneck if you have a tattoo that says, "Mother"...spelled wrong.
Why not change our name to the United States Socialist Republic (USSR)?
Affirmative action rewards underachievement.
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!!
Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Science Fiction!
Truth does not matter; PERCEPTION of truth does.
Life is a beta test, that crashes with a fatal error.
If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound.
It works better plugged in, unless it's the cat.
OXYMORON : Fresh exhaust
"Go away, cat. You make me smile too much." - The Crow
"X is an integer", Tom declared.
What if all this were real?
Sure I believe in God, who do you blame?
Head-line: Husband eyes wife's seat on City Council
"Chocolate is a serious thing." -- Troi
Baruch Mordechai hayyehudi!
The Force is the Force, of course, of course.
According to this table, I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
Sit down, you're rocking the boat!
It's time to heal and fetch sticks again.
Definition...tough love: Choke chains.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame @TO@?
Piece of sh*t, NOT cheap, and doesn't work worth crap.
Clinton's Cabinet: NASA, Jerry Brown.
Sysops all love a hard one every now and then.
Never cut what can be untied.
Use your imagination, and your fantasy will create it!
Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery.
How can I miss you if you won't go away.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my C Drive?
Do *you* know what Otto Titzlinger invented? BRA
"Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone!
I'm just a victim of coircumstance! - C. Howard
What an incredible smell you've discovered your Highness...
After two days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence
In Ulthar, no man may kill a cat.
"Chirpin' and Jumpin'" ─ by Katie Didd
Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal! - Picard
If you can't make it good, make it some other board!
Get stoned! Drink cement!
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours.....
Silence never brought us anything.<Lorde>
I am Khan of Borg: From Hell's heart I assimilate thee...
Don't take life serious, it ain't permanent.
"Boop Boop A Doop" --Betty Boop
"We read to know we are not alone" <CS Lewis>
"It's a great day for hockey!" - "Badger" Bob Johnson.
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
"I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official." - Clinton
And now a word from the NULL device...
Blonde Tagline #27... She thinks Barry Goldwater was a Urologist.
PUNNY BOOK = The Irish Heart Surgeon: Angie O'Plasty.
If donuts are brain food, will I get a hole in the head?
A gift of flower will soon be made to you.
"Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected." -- Spock
I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
"Earth was not earth before her sons appeared."
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Rusty Miller IS cool...
"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu rose up and ate him.
"I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira
TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.
People don't own cats, cats own PEOPLE!
If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, paint it.
"Our next cartoon features Slappy the Squirrel!"
A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. * Scotty
Can't I just do it until I need glasses???
Conservative Republican households - where hate is a family value.
I AM standing.
"Over the next 2 days, you might lose a lot of sleep" - Riker
Houdeenie: Hot dog that falls through the grill and into the fire.
Clinton has turned the White House into the Waffle House.
Just being a sysop qualifies you for the butterfly nets.
Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
WARNING! I stole your tagline!!
Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
My mouse only has one ball...and it's frozen.
Sailor Moon Toilet Bowl Cleaner: On behalf of the Moon, I'll polish you!
This is the U.S. Secret Servic#$!&&@#!$ NO CARRIER
Good morning is an oxymoron.
Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron?
I drove my Lexus to Infinity and now it's a Legend !
"Operators are standing by" - Acme Chair Company
Good Grief! - The Sysop is Actually On The Board!!
Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie!
I'm an equal opportunity Tagline adopter.
Isn't 'Dumb Blonde' a peroxymoron?
Love, Truth, and Knowledge: The Three Pillars
Deja Smoo: The feeling that L'il Abner will return to the comics.
222B or not 222B - S'one confused about S.Holmes' address
Drunk Borg:"Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?"
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
"There's that fate thing again." - Rita
Hey Bevis, the cat's caught in the printer again. Let's go watch!
Don't confuse me with fact, make it sound good
That was _not_ manual override-Data
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg
LIE: This program is bug free.....
Page your sysop at 4am and learn some new words.
Honestly, Mr. Moderator - they were confused when *I* got here.
..."Bother," said Pooh as Odo ordered him off the Promenade.
I think, therefore, I better get back to work.
I'd prefer the non-smoking lifeboat, please.
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Let me smile with the wise, and feed with the rich
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
<This tagline is cloaked. You can't see it.>
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Don't cry for me Argentum!
I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
"Members of the jury, have you reached the verdict on this crook?"
If Moderator not found - Please notify Sysop!
Ah, that explains it then! Try it WITH glasses!
"Yoo hoo... Pink-Wonder...?" - Brain
"In the Arctic Ocean" ─ by Isa Berg
Gather round like sheep and ye shall be herd.
"I seem to be on fire..." -- Joel Robinson
My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in.
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
"You were about to make a medical comment, Jim?" McCoy
If you eat yogurt you'll have lots of culture.
She's too old for teddy bears and too young for wolves.
Radio Korea - the original seoul music station!
Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows.
I know everything. I just can't remember it all at once.
Strange behavior, weird costumes? I must be at school.
Only change Clinton has made is the change in his pockets!
"One thing's for sure--we're all gonna be a lot thinner." - Han Solo
Fish punsters are always ready to SPOUT off.
Victory or defeat!
Oh Catholic Girls in a pretty white dress
I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
No one knows what's done is done...as if he were dead.
* <- Tribble $ <- The Donald Tribble
If you're not careful, you're going to catch something.
Def: Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
It's a simple formula; do your best & somebody might like it.<Baker>
"Home, Sweet Home" ─ by A. Bachelor
Because of BBSing, reading and writing actually pay off!
Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is u
I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute. -SLR
Free speech isn't free. @TOFIRST@ is the price tag.
Oxymoron: artificial snow
Moriarity Realty: When you need new Holmes.
I can't find the DING.BAT file
Spam Kinison -- canned meat you'll SCREAM for!
And the mage draws her two handed sword. We're in trouble.
IBM really means Impeccably Blue-dressed Managers
Are dog biscuits made from "Collie Flour?"
"You were totally wacko!" - Plotz "No, HE'S Wakko." - Yakko
Doing it the hard way is always easier.
Spam Kinison: Canned meat that you'll SCREEEEEEEEAM for!
Ivo Andric - Serbia's first Nobel Laureate
Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl?
Dropped from the sky on @DATE@ at @TIME@ by the gods.
A small bird or mouse, left on the bed, tells them you care. - A Cat. Ach,der
In a bad mood? Unscrew the salt shaker lid!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message.
Adam to Eve-> I'll wear the plants in this family.
Dated Betty Crocker - very moist, pretty easy.
Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ?
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Gary must be home. The modem is still warm.
I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf
Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment?
URA Redneck if your belt buckle is bigger then your head.
I wish I was a CEO !
This tagline is for the humor impaired-and Fundies..
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
"Y'know what I like about you, Plotz? Absolutely nothing!!!" - Yakko
We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ...
Just remember.. Captain Riker has never lost! - Riker
I will not conduct my own fire drills
ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe unrecoverable.
ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared
Modem in haste, repent at Moderator.
Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach.
Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
Even a noseless dog can stink.
·[0;1;34mThis is a colour tagline.·[0m·[255D·[0m
My Canada includes Doug Flutie.
Always a tag line!
"Politics is the art of the possible." -- Bismarck
Def: Hozone: Where 1 sock in every load disappears to!
I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
Realize that EVERYTHING is a cat toy.
I am Dot of Borg. Calling me Dotty is futile.
Tagline void where prohibited by Moderator.
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food.
Oxymoron: Sycophantic cat.
Don't worry, I'm go`ïng t`ô b`âckup t`òdαµ.
Paging...Jimmy Hoffa, call your office.
Lie: It's not sized properly. (I've gained weight.)
I I love love double double Chex Chex!
This is an original tagline from Mark Baum (c) @DATE@.
Life is Roff when yer Stewpid
"That's 2 minutes in the penalty box for clipping." - Rita
Locutus 1-2-3: Borg spreadsheet program
"I do the telling on this planet, Kirk Old Boy!" Mudd
"Bother," said Pooh, as President Clinton said kiss it.
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??
The other day I... No, waitaminit, that wasn't me... - s.w.
"I will offer middle-income tax cuts" - Bill Clinton.
Love is all people need and music sets the sick ones free
We write to taste life twice, in the moment & in retrospection.<Nin>
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're silly.
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
Oxymoron: voluntary contributions
Check rear view mirror and don't run over people as you back off!
Deja Suite: Feeling you've been sued for this before.
OXYMORON : Adult children
╘════ gentlemen..start your debuggers..═════╝
Ettorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
"These things I command you, that you love one another." - John 15:17
"Bother", said Pooh, as the Cardassians tortured him.
Curiosity killed the cat. What the heck they got 9 lives.
"That guy was a yutz." - Rita
Something has gone horribly wrong, here.
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
Bill Clinton & Al Gore--(C) 1992 Walt Disney Animatronics
I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere.
Even the blind can see money.
Problems and Insight rarely appear together!
File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar.
I, madam, I made radios! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I?
Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!!
Def: TSR=Trash System Randomly
I am NOT a MERRY MAN! --- Lt. Worf
Keep your eyes on the moving pendulum <<MOVING PEDULUM>>
Please stand out of the crease.
OXYMORON : Non-working mother
Ever walk into a Denny's at 3 AM? Looks like the bar in Star Wars!
I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
If All Else Fails... BLAME THE MODERATOR !!!!
Daddy? Why don't fish smile?
Going where no reader has ever gone before!
Hokey religions n' ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster...
He left the store without all of his groceries.
OXYMORON : Business diplomacy
Famous Last Words #25: "Glad that's over. I'm taking off my armor."
"Bother," said Pooh as the bull noticed his red T-shirt
"Are you out of your Vulcan mind?!?" - McCoy
1993-1996: Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, Tax & spend, etc.
Don't vote for politicians-it only encourages them!
Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear--coincidence?
I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!!
Shhhh... Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting Tagwines, hahahahhaha
Does history record any case in which the majority is right?
Oxymoron: leisure suit
"No, no. How DOOO you do!" Scratchy "Fine, thank you." Dot
... And a partridge in a pear tree.
Heindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant.
...Ensign, Engage!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line.
Oxymoron: mandatory option
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye.
Warning! The SysOp is watching you!
America is the only country founded on a good idea.
Cheap! Cheap! Really cheap! -- Crow T. Robot
IANAL..................I Am Not A Lawyer
"Did you notice how the Godpigeon had gas?" - Squit Goodfeather
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God.
A day without baseball is like...well, it's not really that different
Carson is a quitter!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
And they sayeth unto Jesus, How the hell did ya do that?
Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die. -- Luke
"It's the same thing.", said Pooh.
URA Redneck if you've ever lost your wife in a poker game.
I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
There are two ways to handle women, and I know neither.
Christmas Chopin time...make a Liszt.
I am merely asking an honest question.
Banana Jam? Is this something to eat or a party game?
Hayes Smartmodem - conflict of terms or an oxymoron?
"'Not good' is a galactic understatement." - Picard
CATFOOD.CAN not found. Eat Logitech mouse (Y/N)?
Delete file (Y)es (N)o (M)aybe? _
Possessions increase to fill available space.
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
The religion of one seems madness unto another.
Oxymoron: Not concerned.
This is no ordinary person your dealing with.
Clinton didn't inhale...Brown didn't exhale!
Mom, the cat ate my tagline!
"I know! Let's get Scratchansniff a Tribble!" - Wakko Warner
Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet!
Ignorance is curable, stupidity is forever.
A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure!
The seabird hater left no tern unstoned.
Political Promises - oxymorons believed in by morons
The only good troll is a fireballed troll!
"Hey! Knock it off!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Farmers do it in the dirt.
URA Redneck if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
Super-dooper party pooper trooper!
Floppy not responding--formatting HDD!
If I were Brittania, I'd waive the rules.
Elvis, please put your tray up. They're about to land the UFO.
* * * * * Do you mind if I don't smoke ? * * * * *
Beauty times brains equals a constant.
Tagline readers DO IT on the bottom.
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem....
"Clap on! Clap off! Clap on, clap off... show's over." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Big or small We tax them all.
Uh, the Moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this Tagline.
Am I grounded yet? ... Am I having fun yet?
I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare!
White House taken over by 60s rejects...film at 11.
Egad, Brain! It worked! *ZOINK* -- Pinky
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
"Lie through your teeth, b*tch!"
"The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you."- Odo to Quark
Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane.
"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."
"I will go to Korea"
Oxymoron: Trial Learning.
Useless Invention: Cat flap for the fridge.
Def: Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
"Goodbye, you worthless little morons!" - Blowski
"Star Spangled Barrio" ─ by Jose Canusee
If I cared to write taglines I would've written one now!
"Gimme a break, Storm. THAT little gust of wind won't work." - Boomer
Raymond Burr the Maine.
About as sharp as a bowl of jello.
Oxymoron: progressive conservative
- The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
Oxymoron: measured meter
So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s
Maybe God is a kid playing SimEarth.
"I can levitate birds but nobody cares..." -- s.w.
He calls that a little adventure? - Riker
"Bother," said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent.
Sure I multitask, I use *all* my fingers on the keyboard!
"Bother," said Pooh, as they nailed him to a tree
I fear you have lost control of your instrument, sir!
"Bother," said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube
Purvey: The sound made by an overwrought Jewish cat.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the elastic in his trousers gave way
Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby
"With 85 previous acquittals, my client has a faultless record."
And we'll have fun, fun, what? A moderator? Nevermind...
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Don't get all mushy on us, so long @LN@...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he deleted 35 AOLer `Me Too' posts.
STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Cat sleeping on my shoulders--the *only* way to wear fur.
You don't want to pay for abortions; I don't want to pay for churches.
"After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself."
I eat from two basic food groups: SUGAR & CAFFIENE
So you want to start a tagline message also.
FIDO lie #VIII This is a hobbyist's network.
It literally is...Elvis. -- Riker
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
Oxymoron: Half-word.
I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp.
(BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N?
I'm not paranoid, I've just got enhanced consciousness.
I try to comprehend you buy I got a dyslexic heart
The owls are exactly what they seem.
I'm going to join the Procrastinator's Club -- Soon.
I'm from the Lollypop ... It's a good ship.
"He's so... Human!" - Saavik "Nobody's perfect." - Spock
I use moderation, but only in moderation.
Blockade?? What blockade??!
I'm not a supreme being. ■ Picard
"Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong..."
Jesus saves. Boojum invests. Cthulhu engulfs & devours.
"Right on dude!" - Butt-Head
I'm not a mercenary, I'm an OPPORTUNIST ! ƒ
Morality is a private and costly luxury.
He's dead Jim, but he's vulcan. He'll pull out of it.
URA Redneck if you think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
I'm a tagline virus! Copy me into your tagline file!
Def: Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing.
I am │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE
Would someone say "Hello" to @FROM@?
Clinton/Gore--Out In Four!
When they're down.......KICK 'EM!!!!!!
"Commodore Decker, you are relieved of command." Spock
We need to get a new bard. All this one does is sing and drink.
Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it.
Oxymoron: Republican Atheist.
Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
Famous Last Words #77: "I missed with a natural 20?"
Can't live on starlight alone; that's why we need cats!
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
What you commit yourself to become determines who you are
If I cared at all, it wouldn't be much.
Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away!
"I grew up in a Camel lot." - Guenivere
Our world: a 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt
Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words!
Bother! said Pooh, as his Sysop locked him out of the system.
If you wanna eat..then go to the kitchen
"No smoking on the bridge!" fumed Picard.
'Tain't nobody's business (not even mine)
"This is down. Down is good. This is up. Up is no." - Data, to Spot
L. Neil Smith wrote to all (and it'll cost $5.99 to read)...
"It seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet." - Criminologist
"The medium is the message." - Marshall McLuhan
If it weren't for Hillary, Bill would still be President.
Whose picture is on the $3 bill? Clinton, of course!
Computers operators do it from memory.
Put welfare recipients to work. . . writing taglines!
Computer, delete @TOFIRST@'s personnel file, along with @TOFIRST@, too.
I'm a rebel in the FDG!
URA Redneck if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
A K Q J 10 =
"Well isn't that interesting." - Yakko
Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.
Cats: They're not so brave once they're in a microwave!
Got no love for politicians, of that crazy scene in DC
Pain is inevitable, misery is optional .
Bother! said Pooh, as he said "Bother" again.
There's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love.
Confucious say too damn much!
Life is what passes you by while watching hockey.
"Sorry, teacher! The cat ate my homework, then the dog ate the cat!" "The
Times like this I wish I practiced voodoo. - Don Schanke
Oxymoron: moral lawyer
A single fact can spoil a good argument!
YOOooooooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOoooOOOoooOOoooOOooooOOoooOO!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read yet another 'Pooh' tagline.
Dax/Odo '96. Leadership that adapts!
Deja Booboo: The feeling you've screwed this up before.
Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer.
Bush-"Read my lips" .. Reagan-"Read Nancy's"
"Hello? Am I alone in here? This is voodoo..." -- Mike Nelson
WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get.
Many things have I seen and many things have I done.
The ghost of things to be avoided.
The existence of god implies a violation of causality.
Simon Says: DEL *.*
Raise public esteem, fire the liberal Congress.
Sysops DO IT with their computers.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...So be it, Jedi...
I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers
OXYMORON : Gourmet Tex-Mex
MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy!
Go Away, There's Nobody Here!
"Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing." - Spock
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
And the only thing the Borg left behind was Windows '95.
Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse?
Descartes of Borg - "I assimilate, therefore I am."
I am the hairball that clogs your drain.
If this is a battle, then you have already lost.
Common sense is the ability to detect values.
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses...
I like a little philosophy Tao and Zen.
Experience is usually the result of bad judgement.
"Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly.
NR] ■ I am an actor NOT a re-actor.
Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan.
"Here me X-Men! No longer am I the woman you knew!" - Phoenix
I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling.
OXYMORON : Working vacation
"Are we dead?" - Dot "Or is this Ohio?" - Yakko
"What happened to the guards?" "Wolverine... dealt with them."
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's [sic] lounge -Bart
One to burn up Scotty
Losing Lottery tickets sold here.
"You can't be half-and-half. You're either guilty or not guilty."
Oxymoron: Strong President.
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.
"Just a sec, Brain, I think I'm finally getting somewhere!" -- Pinky
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Death Star landed in his backyard.
Blondes also prefer gentlemen!!
"No wonder you ended up with Picard." -- Q to Vash
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
CHURCH: A place where you encounter nodding acquaintances
Ensign @TOLAST@, Set in a course for the nearest McDonalds, Engage.
Windows isn't a virus...viruses work!
"Gennifer who?" ... W.J. Clinton
"Nachos rule." - Butt-Head
A book worth banning is a book worth reading.
Oxymoron: Government aid.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
"What do you mean he'll need a tie to come in? This is my wife!"
Coming soon from IBM: PowerPCjr.
Hockey fascinates me! I could sit and watch it for hours.
To YOU I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition
BBSo, ergo stupido
Pop Test: What is the secret formula for Coke?
Fire all the guns at once and explode into space..
A day without sunshine is like night.
'This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!' - W. Hays
Money is the root of all money.
A dirty book is seldom dusty.
He did YOU KNOW WHAT again! tsk,tsk
Copyright 1991 Milli Vanilli Taglines, Inc.
ROBO READER does everything but think up new taglines
Save gas. Travel by modem.
Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores mold and fungus
Jim Baker taught his dog to heal.
****** Try it. It's "bound" to be fun ******
The wine is good but the meat is spoiled.
And he gave me not just the name - but what it names.
-----------=====≡≡(Virtual TagLine)≡≡=====---------------
"Bother," said Pooh, We better nuke 'em from orbit
"If there is a supreme being, he's crazy." - Marlene Dietrich
Hello, incontinence hotline? Can you please hold for a s
He's full of energy today. - Riker
At Spatula City we sell spatulas...and that's all!
URA Redneck if you own 3 TV's and only 2 books.
Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like sh!t.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was forced to watch Shades of Gray.
Never iron in the nude.
An moderator should be hanged by his tongue.
Laughter... the no side effect tranquilizer.
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
"Well, I think that pretty much covers the fly-by..."
Only Cats, Music, Books, and Computers justify the human
It's like my mind keeps wondering...I...can't...-Riker
As funny as a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
It was a stirring sight, those gypsys in the palace!
Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive.
Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the
All I ever need to know I learned on MTV
Hide your women! The Mongols are coming!
Oxymoron: Catproof
"Bother," said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox.
Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages.
"You're a man? NO WAY! Huh huh huh...." - Butt-Head on Boy George
An "offsides" does NOT mean that a Russian player has just defected!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsunami hit.
Don't quit until you find someone to blame.
If at first you don't menage, trois, trois again.
Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>
If I were rich my butler would answer my mail.
I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke.
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Chip: Not spensive.
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
The Bright Side of Teamwork: You can blame someone else!
What do you mean, Sense THIS!? -Troi
She won't last forever, so why buy her a diamond?
What's hard&hairy&sticks out of your pajamas at night?
Porsche is German for Volkswagon!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he had a head-on collision
- This space for Rent -
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
Always avoid generalizations.
Rush Limbaugh: So conservative he has two right sides.
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed another tube of glue.
Lie: I couldn't eat another bite.
Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his tribble was pregnant.
Def: Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget.
Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I?
OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!!
The Sage fusses over nothing and thus spoils nothing.<Lao Tzu>
Never accept lemonade from a urologist.
Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good!
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Anit-theft device ***DISABLED*** tagline stolen
I'm not asleep. I'm just waiting for Windows to load.
You... you uploaded OS/2 to the Borg?. Jean-Luc Picard
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers... - s.w.
I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up.
Brain cell currently disengaged ...
Real programmers don't work for corporations.
Jesus died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Come quietly or I'll use earplugs.
Taoist: dung is tao too.
I only use my computer on days that end in "Y"
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Gag Sen. Helms...STOP ART CENSORSHIP
The buck doesn't even slow down here.
Even small mouths can gather BIG feet!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made a mask out of Piglet's skin.
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" - Pinky
"Sorry... it's the chocolate talking." - Wakko Warner
Has anyone got a (tuit)?
He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
"How do you know so much?" "I asked them." "Oh."
I used to be sane, but now I'm better.
Too err is human. To moo, bovine.
Do a good deed ... Flame a Moderator!!!
Deja Screw: income tax audit.
"Calling me Dotty is futile." - Dot Warner of Borg
Windows: A kolossal kludge.
(666)-XXX-XXXX: Area code of the beast
Help! My toilet roll has no instructions...
"Wheeeee! Doncha just love defyin' gravity?" - Dot
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus associated with hated minorities.
Scully: Mulder, you are jeopardizing my stakeout.
"Then the HoloDoc began to tap dance."--WTNE
My cat just ate my mouse!
Death is certain, life isn't.
Dayle's Angel: Joni....with halo held up by horns! (Quoting Dayle)
Bother! said Pooh, as his warp core breached.
Do you suppose incest is the reason we have fundamentalists?
Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Live! Via modem... It's Saturday night Taglines..
One man's upload is another man's download
Oxymoron: military salvation
She doth teach the torches to burn bright.
OXYMORON : American culture
All hockey players are equal, except some can SHOOT harder than others.
Windows NT Performance - Now there's an Oxymoron.
Let's trade barbs. Give ya 2 Mandrell's for 1 Benton!
New Borg Movie: The Last Borg Scout.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was caught playing with himself.
Klingons have Ridges.
Red-head mating call: "HEY! I SAID I'm DrUnK!"
Exceptions rule, and destroy your battleplan.
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my WIFE!
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this beer before.
Algol programmers block it out.
Is that Pee Wee Herman in the Barney suit?
"What to do with Your Invention" ─ by Pat Tent
URA Redneck if you're family tree doesn't fork.
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of the next generation!
"It seems we're going to take a little trip." Kirk
Talk is cheap... until you hire a lawyer.
For compressing dirty .GIF's from BBSs - PKTIT 2.2
Just how much justice can you afford? <Londo>
Please come back to Detroit, we missed you the first time
God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
Devolution: Lawyer --> politician --> crook.
"Inflammation, Please!" ─ by Arthur Itis
Have I found God? What, did you lose him AGAIN?
Disks travel in packs.
URA Redneck if your kid takes a siphon hose to "Show & Tell".
Do you think I would try and escape? - Riker
NOW CRUSH THAT DOVE WITH A TON OF LOVE - D E V O
Oxymoron: night light
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII
Many people are living in an emotional jail w/o realizing it.<Satir>
PLEASE LEAVE TAGLINES BLANK AT ALL TIMES!
"I TRIED to deny it, but they're STILL my people!"--Odo
Huddle up in Saskatchewan at the 1995 Grey Cup Final!!!
"An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python
URA Redneck if there's a wasp nest in your living room.
"I'm going into a coma. Uh-oh, too late. I'm in a coma."
My hard drive has a furball and my cat has bad sectors.
Def: STICK \'stik\ (n). 1: A boomerang that doesn't work
"Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that..." - Crow
OS/2 = DOS-DOS+PREEMPTIVE_MULTITASKING+GRAPHICS!
Oxymoron: Compassionate Politician.
He's dead, Jim. Grab his tagline. --McCoy
AD&D Quote: "This looks like a safe place to camp."
Bad habits? I have nun.
Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps.
Do you know how to keep a Modemer in suspense?
Be still as a mountain, move like a great river. Wu Yu-hsiang
Dan Quayle for President 1996!
Sorry I don't need to think-God thinks for me-a fundamentalist
"What do you mean 'We're enroute to Babylon 5'?" - Picard
Control-ALT-Delete thyself
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
Basic programmers never die; they GoSub and don't Return.
Insert disk with HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
Give that man arrays of pointers to functions!!!
Have you kicked your Moderator today?
Oxymoron: Weak President.
Def: Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini.
Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0
No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai
Be like a congressman...............Bend your pages over.
URA Redneck if your baby's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers".
What most people call fate is their own stupidity
SEND TO: The Department of Redundancy Dept.
Save the Hobby! BOYCOTT KINGPIN COMICS!
Deja Boo! (Son of Casper?)
Def: Reputation: What others are not thinking about you.
URA Redneck if you prefer to _walk_ the excess length off your jeans.
I love New York! * * * No Radio
"Our new friend!" -- Yakko Warner
I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guarantee!
Unpopular Bible Fact: Jesus spoke out most often against hypocrites.
"Better than wrestlin'!" -- Tor Johnson
URA Redneck if you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
URA Redneck if you've ever cleaned fish in your living room
Why I like DR-DOS? It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Adults are not wiser than children, just more cunning
Any fool can moderate, and many of them do.
Suddenly I have this strange feeling of deja vu.
Real SysOps avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Oxymoron: Public school education.
I will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. <Hellman>
I support Merit Pay and Piece Work for politicians.
It went *ZAP* when it fired.
Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
╔═══ guns don't kill people..I kill people ═══╝
A bad episode of B5 is better than ANY TNG/DSN episode!
Def: Hardware: n. The part you kick.
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
"It's a sure thing. Can't lose. Trust me." - Gambler
The Ren & Stimpy Fan Club is a twisted pair network
Pull the pin and Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
"We must assume we're being watched." -- Deep Throat
I've run out of taglines!
Felinious Assault: Striking something with a cat.
WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "Up Yours!"
"Stay low and soft." - Bren Derlin
"...you will be happy. And controlled." Norman
Dogs, Cats, Criminals.
OXYMORON : College Education
If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Windows - Where Idiots Needlessly Do Often Wander Stupidly
Oxymoron: unbiased opinion
"OK, Mermaid lady!" - Mindy
▀■▄ i Wå∩t S0mΣ k-Râd k001 ε£ìT3 pHy£εz ƒr0m y0ür ßßs ▀■▄
Just what does that mean?
"Bother," "Bother," said Pooh's twin.
"They're just kobolds."
Smile, you still have 9, err 8, err, 7... rights left...
No Tagline tonight, I'm tired...
A rooster clucks defiant. A lawyer...
BOING! Spice, the final frontier
Don't have a cow! - "Why not? Mary had a little lamb!"
Oh night, which ever art when day is not taglined! -- Tagspeare
You must let her see the fire in your eyes! ... Worf
Mulder: I arranged to have the body exhumed.
Def: DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Never trust anyone that volunteers to assume authority.
A few more questions, Mr. Computer -- Moriarty
My momma talkin' to me, try to tell me how to live
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. L. Long
Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new.
Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.
R.E.M. Out Of Time
I was hooked on phonics, but I'm in recovery now.
Oxymoron: wickedly funny
Ki is an attitude, a frame of mind.
Oxymoron: somewhat functional
Dahmer meals: Leg O'Sam; Eyescream
And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2...
"Odd. The expression on that man's face. Mindlessness." -=- Spock
Make like a sanitary towel...and press on.
Proud member, Tagline Thieves Local 202.
"I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?" - Pinky
Useless Invention: Dehydrated water.
"It is better to copulate then never." -- RAH
As funny as a road kill pizza.
If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
Captain @TOLAST@, the readings I get go off the scale.
MANGLE 1.11 ■ Like a fine wine, being improved over time.
Jimmy Carter...No Longer Our Worst President!
Not everything more difficult is more meritorious.
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
...carving me own niche in mediocrity...
There is a skeleton in every old house.
I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
May these events not eat thy servant like sushi.
"I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned.
If you see any marbles, send them to me. They're mine!
Only a fool follows orders without knowing why!
"Chocolate is a serious thing!" - D. Troi
I will not make flatulent noises in class -Bart
Card readers? We don't need no stinking card readers.
"Picard, grow some hair. Your brain has caught cold." - Q
"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage!" -Monty Python
My toothpaste is lost, said Tom aimlessly.
Oxymoron: Mismatch.
OXYMORON : Exit interview
Why are there so many fools on the road?
Scully: Didn't you want to get his autograph?
URA Redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
No fear, no hate, no pain, (no broken hearts)
Flow Chart: A graphic of the fastest route to the coffee machine.
Life can be profitable, if you know the odds. - Riply
98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot!
All work and no play will make you a SysOp.
March 26, 1827: Beethoven begins decomposing.
Never underestimate the power of Stupidity.
Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out.
"Of course you know, this means Warners!" - Yakko
I am Trudeau of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
I like to leave messages *before* the beep.
He kneads you until you are pliant. - Kahlil Gibran
I'm Sgt. Porky Pig.
Is there a Lawyer in the House? -=}BLAM!{=- Any more!?
Dazzle with brilliance or baffle with bulls**t!
RETAILERS move their merchandise.
Humility hovers on the pecipice of conceit - Aristotle
The true secret of suspense is
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beavis and Butt-Head roasted Piglet.
This score just in: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5.
"Nice sentiment, but I prefer playing God." --Albertus Magnus
STAR WARS... more than just four-letter words.
Jonses ? - I can't keep up with the Simpsons !
Another happy member of the MAIL population. ;D
Why can't your biological clock come with a snooze alarm?
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
My only cow died, so I don't need your bull.
Multitask? I can't even get my kids to.
URA Redneck if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
"'Kay, bye." - Colin
Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ...
Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink?
I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam."
Never smile at a Crocodile.
Deja Dude: The feeling you've been to California before.
"The unnatural, that too is natural." - Goethe
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut down another giant Sequoia.
This message was posted automatically with TranScan
Tag line thievery On the next Geraldo!
Twit *.*, typed the Moderator, smiling...
I NEVER Read Taglines! Do You?
"Smile, apologize, agree... invite them to a tea party"
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO posted again.
You are finished, Data - Picard
The Time Travel Seminar will be held last week.
Chernobyl was running Windows & had a G.P.F.!
The sign said eight items or less. So I changed my name to Les.
URA Redneck if you think your boyfriend hits you 'because he cares'.
Duke Gabrial's house motto: Breakfast before dishonour!
Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming.
Bill Clinton's going to save the economy...from what?
If the GOOD die young, I wonder why I am still here.
Earthworms? Yea! tastes like chicken.
The DLS is proud and will give you credit for this
I'm just a WYSIWYG kind of guy !!!
And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!!
Hey Sysop! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER
Had a cat once... tasted like chicken
Is this tagline off topic?
"Let's plunge ahead." - Dr. Scratchansniff
Cixelsid s'lleh eht tahw?
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
Does instant milk come from powdered cows?
No one is safe from Israel's spying.
Jesus walked on water. Matt.14:25 Elvis surfed. Blue Hawaii 1965
Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs. . .Woof!
Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale.
The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
Thy taglines are useless, boiled within thy skull! -- Tagspeare
It's true, forgiveness IS easier to get than permission
Redneck: (n); a person whose family tree doesn't fork.
Steal this Tag Line.
FORFEIT: What most animals stand on.
Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap.
TV Truth: People being stalked always retreat upstairs.
Jesus is a Capricorn. Elvis is a Capricorn.
Are taglines the footnotes of Reality?
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish!
Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'!
If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL, and OBOL!
.666 - good beastball batting average
I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
Is that funny? Is that a joke? --Data
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
Now Eating: Cream Cheese, green olives on bagel.
A good dog barks when told.
Mr. McGee, I don't wanna play anymore Mr. McGee.
CONNECT 14400 ARQ/ OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
AD&D Quote: "But I'm *already* dead!"
A quick wit and a quiet temper - why ask for more?
"Mabye we should slay *him*." - Dot Warner
Program error: Unable to read user's mind!
"Ugh! And I thought they smelled bad......on the outside!" - Han
Oxymoron: Windows productivity
Thick as a brick.
Support NAFTA, export Clinton and Bore
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... -- Vader
Error in CHUNG.SYS. INTEGRITY.DAT not found.
Rush: A good example of why some animals eat their young.
An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue.
DM's love a hero; DM's also love a good joke. Think about it.
Oxymoron: Practical Joke.
TAGLINES: Never had 'em. Never will!
"Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly."
Parting is such sweet vinigar
URA Redneck if: your appearance got you fired from a construction job.
OXYMORON : Friendly takeover
To err is human. To forgive is unusual.
What do BBSers make at summer camp? Taglines!
You're in shape! Pear is a shape isn't it?
So you wanna make a fake account he▐⌡$(@%^ {αê NO CARRIER
Def: Recursion, (n): see recursion.
How are ya doing? Good I hope! See ya later.....|-)
TV Truth: Good guys live forever.
Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue.
Stupidity has no limits, genius does.
Confuse people - quote from the wrong
Pooh sat entranced by the ((((HYPNOTIC))))((((TAGLINE))))
"THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! GIVE 'EM THE CHAIR!!!" - Beavis
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" - Leia
I know more than I understand.
I never lie when I have sand in my boots! -- Geordi LaForge
But soft! What beam thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg.
Giddyup, Beverly! Picard
Trek Writers T-Shirt: We don't have to explain anything!
"We're zany to the max! There's baloney in our slacks!"
Catifornia: The Sunshine State for cats.
"The A-bomb, the Big One, the big fire, my life for you!" - Trashy
URA Redneck if the original color of you carpet is an unsolved mystery.
"Into the lake, slowpoke!" -- Skid Mark
If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it.
IBM. UBM. We all BM. Pass the paper.
"Get a haircut, hippy!" - Butt-Head
Zelda had to "liverwurst" years with Hank.
This product was cruelly tested on small, furry animals.
Redundancy: An airbag in Hillary Clinton's car.
"Here we go! Step one: Take off your shirt."
No. No, I don't have any garlic. - Nick Knight
The problem with Windows is, they break!
"I'm not just a doctor." - Holodoc
Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly.
"I shall sample some of your burned replicated bird meat."
When I figure it out I'll let you know.
Honey, our phone bill can't be that big! I have an HST modem!
A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call.
"There are so many.... I'm saving a hard time choosing." -- Mulder
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...you thought we smelled bad on the outside!
Oxymoron: highly visible covert operation
.·∙°∙·. .tsìxé ï ëró⌠ëréht ,lìàm tèg ì .·∙°∙·.
Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?
Borg Cola: The Assimilation Thing.
Real men write self-modifying code
"Are we good?!" - Geordi
I'd be opposed to apathy, if I cared...
Barney Park - Like Jurassic Park for kids. But something STARTED wrong.
"We do not recognize our souls until they are in pain." - Crow
"He who does not love does not know God." - I John 4:8, NKJV
Unauthorized amphibians will be toad away!
I know why the post office is so slow. They use windows.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
"I used to work for Kelly Services", Tom extemporized.
Canadian football junkies - on the next Geraldo!
What does a fool do on Monday, go to work!--jkb
"You can't teach seven foot." - Frank Layton
Why can't I pay my Visa bill with Mastercard?
"But Brain, we're not on the Internet!" - Pinky
A man is only as old as the woman he feels
Hey fundie! Why can't your mind be as open as your mouth always is.
That was the mission where James Kirk was killed. -Riker
Clinton Defense #2: "I wrote my campaign speech on April 1st!"
Q: Why should you drink apple juice? A: Because O.J. can kill you!
I'm a mean green mother from outer space & I'm bad!
"It sure is nice to have your katra back in your head." -- McCoy "Man who buy
"Bother," said Pooh, as his starship disintegrated.
My mind is not for rent to any god or government.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
THANK (insert Deity here--Atheists leave blank)!
What? Monday again! Didn't we have that last week.
Oxymoron: federal assistance
Bill Clinton Tax Form: Send us all your money.
Look, Sisko. I'm a security officer, a good one. - Odo
AAMOF..................As a matter of fact
"Go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for company." - S. Clemens
Death - abnormal life condition.
- FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line
"Star Trek 95: The Wrath Of Gates"
Pay your exorcist or you'll be repossessed!
No Muff to Tuff, We dive at Five. Muff Divers Local 69.
Make like an amputee and depart.
URA Redneck if you know which leaves makes the best toilet paper!
^^εε^^εε^^^^^εε^
(Q)- Picard never hit me! (Sisko)- I'm not Picard!!
Notre Père qui êtes aux cieux, restez-y. Prévert
YKYHW: You log on right at midnight after reset.
LESSONS LEARNED #1: Never hire a President with hair.
If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
I guess that wasn't such a good idea after all. - Kira
Special Exibit... see the world's only living brain donor
Deja Blue: the feeling we're going to see Blue Wave tags.
Are RAM chips better than EWE chips?
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers
Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place.
Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad! - JL Picard
Snap, Crackle, Pop - Cereal Line Noise
No one else pays attention to you, so why should I?
"What's this about lime-flavoured oil rubs?"--Lwaxana Troi
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give your frog a loan."
WARNING! This message has been Moderated.
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content.<Keller>
When in doubt, do as the doubters do
"Most `scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters." -- RAH
Have you taunted a Conservative today?
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
The 10 Commandments: The taglines Moses stole from God.
Help! I can't find the ANY key!
Whips required... Chains optional...
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!!
Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!
Yo mamma might of wrote this.
If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! ■
"You had all that time to tell me the truth."-Odo to Kira
Poor Taste Inc - Bringing it all together real soon now
Whoa, that lighting was real clo..@#!@#$%NO CARRIER
Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won.
New! Nabisco "Tits" -- betcha can't eat just one!
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
"Tagline? What's that? And are we TAXING it?"--Bill Clinton
"Gimme a light!" SHIRAK! "Uhm... Bud Light."
$hh¡ £ïsτé∩ τσ ╤hè ßí╤sτ┌êåms...╤hêy äΓë vôï¢ës αƒä┌...
He's dead Jim... get his tricorder, I'll grab his wallet!
"Two months to select my jury and they found me guilty in 17 seconds."
BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding!
Elvis has left the planet.
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated.
I have a watch cat! Just break in and she'll watch.
God: What one human uses to persecute another.
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the Co-SysOp.
You're a Redneck if: your belt buckle is heavier than 4 lbs.
DM Advice: It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
Arguing with a Fundie is like dueling with an unarmed man.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download." - Rhett Sysop
Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch!
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
Boy did I tell that moderato%-%$###@$ NO CARRIER
Today on Mime Time... lifing an imaginary barbell. <KLANG>
"The Works of Leo Tolstoy" ─ by Warren Peace
He's dumber than a red brick.
In a bad mood? Jam the pay toilet door!
Don't let the sun catch you crying.
I haven't killed anyone in... what time is it, anyway?
God said, "Let there be crap"... And Windows appeared!
Is it weird in here or am I?
"Bother," said Pooh, as his buttocks caught fire.
Def: Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.
-=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=-
Don't blame me - I didn't vote for EITHER Clinton.
DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS...
* Keyboard Error * Press ANY key to continue
Married: Presumed dead or comatose.
Ever notice how Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks?
URA Redneck if you have a tire swing in you house.
Spare yourself many hard falls - don't get on the ice with an NHLer!
Nothing is forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten...
Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy
"If you hear muffled screams, consider that a request for a beamout." - Paris
Don't smoke dope, fry your hair!
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave.
HEY! Christian Fascist! Get your hands of my Lord!!
"Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli
Get the hammer Mama.. Papa has a fly on his head.
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
"Want to be our bunky?" - Yakko
Got a complete copy of the original anywhere?
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Minds, like parachutes, work only when open...
"Can we be in your will?" - Butt-Head
Today is the last day of your life so far.
There is more to reality than meets the eye
Segmentation fault. Brain dumped.
Do you mind if I invoke privacy?
..I can't use windows. My cat ate my mouse.
Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you.
God made women. Men evolved from monkeys.
I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything!
If it works, take it apart and find out why!
What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less
Pentium III: Do not plug in for fire will occur.
"Someone stop this man from yelling 'dragon'!" - Yakko Warner
Ways to skin a cat #27: Use an electric belt sander.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL.
Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
Sige, Grandmother of God, The Silent Goddess.
Hot dogs -- meat that's in the Witness Protection Program.
URA Redneck if your computer keyboard has a 'guzinta' key.
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
Bored dogs are subject to episodic cat mirages.
URA Redneck if you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't.
· ·∙■·∙■·∙■ Tagline void where inhibited. ■∙·■∙·■∙·
You Fredding bum!
AUTOEXEC.BAT: A cross between Dracula and Lee Iacocca
Don't jump on a man unless he's down
Old chemists never die; they merely smell that way...
I've always wanted to make love to an alien.
Whatevever SNAPS your shorts!
"Not only does it compromise security, but it... *annoys* us." - Kira
Please wait while PCBoard reloads....
It is always safer to duck than to goose.
"I love it when you're nasty, Spiral. Keep it up." - Mojo
I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
"The pen really is mightier than the sword!"
The one who does the least work gets the most credit.
Many aligators will be slain, but the swamp will remain.
Rhode Island, the ocean state.
I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet
"We most certainly are NOT!" - Picard
Boris, Dahlink! Got to get Moose and Squirrel!
pkunzip clinton PKUNZIP(E11) - The file structure is corrupt. Use pkzipfix
'This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!' - Lor L. and Har D.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader cut off his right paw.
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS On Topic.
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel
I exist so my shadow will have something to do.
DRINK CANADA DRY! Maybe you can't, but it IS fun trying!
I'm not a tagline, but I play one on DV!
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
URA redneck if you wear a baseball cap in church.
Alponium: The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food.
I must have some rampion or I will surely die!
I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK!
Telix - the more you use it, the better BitCom looks!
"Do Scottish wiccans do it---`sky plaid'?"
Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology.
059. Free advice is seldom cheap.
Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10
(A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen.
Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
"Experts tell you what can't be done and why." -- Heinlein
Quid pro quake: Something for the earth mover.
Bill Clinton's America - a modern-day Rodham and Gomorrah
AMWAY = DEATH
I don't remember being absentminded.
They all look the same at 2 A.M.
"Show me a rich roleplayer and I'll show you a thief!"
As lacking in privacy as a goldfish.
"Beavis, don't ever take that tone with me!" - Butt-Head
Fla-fla-floley.
Make like a snail and leave a trail.
MOM'S HINT #248: Smile when they squash your Chevy.
This tagline Copyright 1992 David B. Hawthorne
URA Redneck if you can burp the entire chorus of 'Jingle Bells.'
Computer models of computer conferences.
If you have one true friend,you have more than your share
Exactly how much radiation will I be exposed to?
He's a very dog to the commonality.
"I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooo
Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted!
Counselor Troi to Lt. @TOLAST@, meet me in holodeck 2.
"Fixing Computer Programs" ─ by Dee Bugger
I had a public skool educashun...caint you tell?
Oxymoron: A honest politician.
Relay THIS, fella!
If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in.
Windows -- from the folks who brought you EDLIN
Face it, you're stuck in a dead-end job.
You live and learn. Or you don't live long. L. Long
Investment Strategy for the 90's - Negotiable Blondes
* <-- Tribble * <-- Odo disguised as a tribble
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours
A Galliard Fianna... talk about a walking redundancy...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran Doublespace.
"Clinton and truth seldom intersect" - B. Novak.
A great warrior? Wars not make one great. -- Yoda
An atheist has no invisible means of support.
"Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay." - Pig Latin Christmas
If Vegetarians eat vegetables....beware of humanitarians!
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
42?7.5 million years & all y--oh,you were running Win31..
"@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo
Hello, Duck Factory Inc., this is Howard...
"You say you were inside robbing bank and someone stole your car?"
"The Unknown Rodent" ─ by A. Nonny Mouse
I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle's!
The world was a perfect place, then came EVE.
I emptied my tagline file so I don't have to wait 1.5 min
How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff.
! Not on your life !
Having blessed the field, his Buffalo fades..
Bother! said Pooh joining AOLers. 1"M NOW TYP1NG KEWL STUFF//!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Beverly's hair changed color yet again.
Oxymoron: Live television.
TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females.
Save the Whales - Collect the entire set!
Oxymoron: tight flexibility
"This won't hurt a bit. Don't worry, I'm only a hologram." ─ Picardo
This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is this.
MSDOS 6.0 MSDOS 6.2 MSDOS 6.21 MSDOS 6.22...MAKE IT STOP!
Error reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one ? (Y/N)
Red eye special - A double espresso with a shot of coffee.
Why does free love cost so much?
"Bother," said Pooh as NBC cancelled Star Trek.
Football players do it in a huddle.
"Polka Dot?" "Not again!"
Face it, Dad. The season's OVER.-Calvin
If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket?
"Once upon a midnight dreary..." - The Crow
My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY.
I hope the Moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one!
If my ship doesn't come in, I'll swim out to it . . .
Redneck tact: taking your hat off inside
Food for Thought: Does Data's software run Windows apps?
OXYMORON : Unsung hero
Bush: "You misheard me, I said NO NUDE TEXANS!"
Spock: "Is James Kirk a Horn-Dog?" Capt. Pike: "Beep".
iT's HArD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG a cAT...
Dan Quayle Quote; What a waste it is to loose ones mind.
USS Challenger, 28 January 1986 - We remember.
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
URA Redneck if your 9x9 living room has a Spanish decor.
If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!!
"Look out for that entrenching tool!" -G. Tirebiter
AIDS is killing our Vampire population.
Hey, Mr. Moderator, warn that guy for me...
If it's useless, it will have to be documented.
Real SysOps have all important programs PATHed.
Don't try to kiss a girl after eating a durian.
Ah, Frank Zappa! Amost that entire song in my tag file!
I can see clearly now, my brain is gone...
I'm a programmer, I don't do COBOL.
Def: Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
"Hey...it's the best we could do on such short notice." - Yakko
OXYMORON : Rush hour
I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable.
No, kids, S&M does NOT stand for Sailor Moon.
Man, woman, boy, child, make you feel you were born wild.
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
"Zort!" - Pinky
Now why do you think THAT?
URA Redneck if you have an 8-track player in your 4x4.
"Eric... Hey, Eric... You don't want to go in there." - Crow
It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
"You ALWAYS beat me!" - Dot
One Beer At A Time.
"We made too many wrong mistakes." - Yogi Berra, 1960
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri...
Keyboard test running...qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Do you have any toy-train schedules?
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Sauerbraten: Moody children.
Something will have to be done, something irresponsible.
Worf on Poker: A type II phaser beats four aces.
"When the husband has no wisdom, the wife has no pride."
Keystrokes are a terrible thing to waste!
Mutual Respect, in short supply these days.
NURSE.SYS found, executing HELLOOOO...
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.
"And so convenient to the Mouth of Hell!" <MST3K>
"Dog Training." ─ by Wille Bite
Oxymoron: vociferous silence
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
When you vote in `96, remember: Saddam has a job; how about you?
Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you.
"Make it SOO" - Picard
I'd like three Coruscating Newbies, please.
"Voila Mes Braves! Beat THAT Stormy!" - Gambit
When Ditka was fired, my heart died too- Oh, just a sausage. Nevermind.
A fool and his money soon become a Moderator!
No moderator? Lets chat about Windows!
* <- Tribble ((*)) <- Dizzy Tribble
Oxymoron: three originals
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.
Mary had a little lamb...with some white wine and a tossed salad
Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave.
"Let's get the hell out of here." - Kirk
Lookin' for a life in all the wrong places.
I think therefore I am awake.
As funny as a baseball hat 'side yo' head.
Captain @TOLAST@, there be raptors here... &^@$#%* NO CARRIER
URA redneck if you have more than 3 cap trees.
Gross Ignorance: 144 Fundies.
Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me?
Help decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic.
COFFEE: Sneezy's younger brother.
T TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
Telemate--the more you use it, the better it is!
All's well that ends.
"Bother," said Pooh, and promptly vanished.
Elvis, call home.
He's dead, Jim. Tell the klingons, 'dinner is served'.
Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
#include "tags.h" main() { printf("%s\r", tagline() }
Did you say SHAREWARE!! #$%^@ NO CARRIER
ATTENTION: ROM Chips now come in BBQ flavour ... Try em'
Fools and computers, what a comdo.--jkb
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop.
ERROR: Cannot open catfood.can, eat mouse instead? (y/n)
The Sysop has granted you unlimited download privleeches.
You have just won a trip on the E! Phone 1-8&^ NO CARRIER
Bill Clinton *was* drafted in April 1969!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gave Chelsea Clinton beauty lessons.
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
"There are always alternatives." Spock, The Galileo Seven
Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?
As funny as a root canal.
Dieting: The art of letting the hips fall where they may.
Hooks through your skin, like a needle in the brain.
Can you swim in melted dry ice without getting wet?
"Bother," said Pooh, as his airbag popped
Clinton balances the budget: A snip snip here and a snip snip there.
What you write comes out of how deeply you live your life.<Metzger>
The circle is now complete. -- Darth Vader
Attacked by Giant Lemmings - take 6D6 laughing damage.
PKLite compresses OLXTD.EXE by 45%!
The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...
Moderation of this conference subcontracted to Chtulhu, Inc.
A bad sector wiped out your Windows? Again?
LUNACY my Best personality trait!
For some, reality is an illusion.
Mr Garibaldi, it's a big universe.
In case of fire....yell "FIRE".
Fore! damnit I said Fore!
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes?
I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Bother," said Pooh, when he couldn't think of a tagline.
A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's.
Music by Cat Mother and the All Night News Boys.
RED ALERT!!!
- Riker
A good tagline is often stolen
Friends don't let friends drink and post.
The game of hockey is never called off on account of missing teeth.
When in Rome . . . romance!
"cognito ergo windows" - I think therefore icon
I am Pepe of ze Borg: We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them.
Demolition machines are Cats. Coincidence? I think not!
a mulatto an albino a mosquito my libido yay yay
God heals, but always someone else wants a fee.
URA Redneck if yer car window is a Hefty bag.
...and in between are the doors.
"Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Kissy kissy huggy smoochy BLECCCCH !
Don't mind me. I'm dBASEd!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet.
When all else fails, read the directions.
Oxymoron #194: IBM Software
A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.
Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
"Merii Kurisumasu." [Merry Chistmas] - Japanese
More power to you! <Unless you're taking some of mine.>
Beep beep? It MUST be Earth humor... <Londo>
So, why *is* "Sonic Disruptors" so awful?
Clinton Virus - Causes Windoze to actually work as intended...
We have seen the enemy, and he is us.
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
DATA is truly intelligent... he has a cat!
You're a Redneck if: The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day
People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't!
Home SCUD demo: Blow up a balloon and let it go.
Don't sneak up in front of me like that!
Fifty states, and I had to pick this one...
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
"Broadcasting from the 6th floor of the Flim Building."
Oxymoron: mobile home
AD&D Famous Last Words: What's the worse that town can do? Lynch us?
Why did my broker get fired, asked Tom as he investigated.
"I feel used!" - Rita
I only open my mouth to change feet.
"Oh yeah? How old are you Beavis?" - Butt-Head
Throw a tak on the road, stop the Meat Plow.
"Italian Food ─ Volume 3" ─ by Minnie Stroni
Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day?
Braise the Lord: 325 degrees, 1 hour; add veggies; simmer 'til tender.
"Bother," said Pooh as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space.
Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
No matter where we hunt, we all howl at the same moon.
He is hollow as I alone.
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana
"Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her." - Han Solo
Cats are smarter dogs. You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled.
Oxymoron: Small Crowd.
Miskatonic University--why study LESSER evils?
Hand me that ax, Eugene. I'm about to do some hacking...
Ach, an Irishman on the bagpipes? 'Tis almost a sacrilege!...
new oxymoron: final beta
Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated
Steel wool is harvested from sheep on a high iron diet.
I'm sorry but my modem fried...with onions and mushrooms.
LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors
Hello, this is a Qmodem Connection!
Republican National Convention, Clinton evaporation; ennui blanc.
Window Error:010 Reserved for future mistakes
#%$@! NO CARRIER... *Now* where do we land???
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! <CLANG>
Oxymoron: spending cuts
The older we get,the more like ourselves we become
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Core Memory: A Marine's nostalgia.
Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken?
We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals!
I nominate Bill Clinton as the Pro abortion Poster child.
False modesty is the refinement of vanity. It is a lie.
Real men don't eat RICE CAKES!
Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it, I'm blonde.
Lie: I have one already.
Guts: Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
Deny thy father and forget thy tagline. --Tagspeare
Deja Brew: An odd <burp!> feeling that you've had "that Lager" before.
Humor. It is a difficult concept. - Moderator
Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11!
"Your dentist inspects your nads?" - Butt-Head
Florida - Our cars wear more bras then the women!
"I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not." (slight smile)
No extra charge for heavy sarcasm.
BURN HER ANYWAY!
PROBLEM: Unsafe Sanity SOLUTION: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
It's what I don't know that frightens me.<Newton>
USSR, union made, and it still fell apart!
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
007. Keep your ears open.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he joined the Provision IRA.
Well, it's all right.. every day is just one day
#define while if
Hurt not Man unless he threatens us.
Deja Coo: the feeling that pigeon did you dirty before.
If it doesn't have garlic or onion, it better be dessert!
In your direction - Data to Picard
Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly
I have some great news. You just digested the bad guy.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...doubling our efforts...
ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea!
Just when you thought it was over you were right.
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems.
Did ya hear hockey's starting tomorrow night? "NO!" Neither did I!
Bother! said Pooh, as the bungi cord broke.
URA Redneck if your taxidermist bill exceeds your annual income.
Poetry answers a need ...from an unknown part of ourselves.<Griffith>
Peace sells, but who's buying...
...Pausing to empty tagline buffer...
I take orders from just one person! Me! - Han Solo
You are now logged onto LIFE..! Password:
A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt.
Why is there only one word for thesaurus?
Courier!! when you just have to get it there overnight!!!
If it's working, take it apart and find out WHY!!!
I'm weird, but around here its barely noticeable.
Breath Saver: Quit smoking right away.
Keep up the strugle for truth, they have no idea.
And now here's something we hope you'll really like
For they can conquer who believe they can.
Bill Clinton's not like Jimmy Carter...more like Billy.
Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2!
'Ah! I have access.' --Data
A crowd is a mob with no leader.
Have you hugged your cactus today?
I'm a counsellor, not a contortionist! - Troi
It's not my job to seduce the leader of a world - Riker
Catastrophe: an award for the cat with the nicest buns.
Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines.
Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro.
Oxymoron: Pure Speculation.
I've seen a vegetable truck, and heard an onion ring.
Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo
God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to.
"I've got a towel if you need it." - Wakko
Clinton thought the IRA was the Internal Revenue!
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
Borg Cola: Assimilating the Next Generation.
I will match his command style with your statistics anytime - Picard
If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
I am Flatulus of Borg. Come and prepare to pull my finger
Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!!
Open only under light conditions specified on label
Can elephants fly?
"A chocolate sundae!...how did you know?" -- D. Troi
"What's it like on Kessel? Is it really THAT bad?" - Curi. Explorer
"God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope
You can't fire me - Slaves have to be sold
Bad day: You triple bogey the first hole and....
It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first!
Clinton 1040 Tax Form: How much do you make?__________
Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!"
LANS and Tables and Bytes.............oh my!
Oxymoron: vegetarian chili
Bother! said Pooh, as he was diagnosed with the @F@ Virus.
Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi
The X-Files: Trust No One.
Why? You ask me why? ........uh......cause!
I'm not bitter, just married!
I disagree.
I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff I say.
Consult I CHING daily! C. MCMLXXXVIII JLPowers
As funny as a candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
It was Wine,Women & Song. Now it's Beer,The Old Lady & TV
Sometimes I go on and on until I annoy even myself. -SLR
Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more....
"I dunno, I might let him live. We'll see." - Slappy
Echoes between the ears.
Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - s.w.
Let he who is without sin shoot the abortion doctor!
I'm not certain. Can't you tell? -- Worf
Oxymoron: smart bomb
"Okay, we've got chicks, we've got computer stuff...." - Butt-Head
Experience: to recognize a mistake when you make it again
ASCII and it shall be given unto you.
Do not dryclean.....machine wash warm.....tumble dry
Aluminum Dragons also do 3d6 of krinkle damage.
Gen Patton: Ol' Blood 'n Guts. Bill Clinton: Ol' Cut 'n Run
Are \/\/e ├┤aving Fun Yet ?!?!?!?!
"You have diabetes", Tom's doctor said sweetly.
Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey"
Golfer: A person who hits and lies.
La pipe au papa du pape Pie pue. Jacques Prévert
Bother! said Pooh, as he floored it, and outran the state trooper.
Jesus saves. He passes to Moses. Moses shoots.He scores!
"Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh.
GTE, your bill isn't as hard to get as your repairman!
Windows 3.1: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes.
Off-line readers: e-mail the way the Goddess intended.
"The foolish and unwary find waiting death." -- Drow Proverb
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!
Oxymoron: man child
I tryed snorting coke...and almost DROWNED
The rain in Spain falls mainly ... down.
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...We're all fine down here...How are you?
Thereisonlysomuchyoucansayusingjustfifty-sevenletters. Use Tag-X Pro!
Trying Megareader, I have doubts
If enough data is collected, a court-martial can prove anything.
We're STEALIN'! - Ricart
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
GUN CONTROL: Use two hands, aim carefully, hit target!
The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly. -- Obi Wan
Lizzie Borden.... America's FIRST hacker!
Overflow error in Quicken: Loading Leisure Suit Larry Six
What mortals these fools be!
All this beer and only one mouth.
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <BONK> - Scotty
CAT'S ARE NOT CLEAN,THEY'RE JUST COVERED IN "CAT SPIT".
MODERATORS shouldn't get personal..... don't you agree..
"No one has jurisdiction over the truth!" -- Fox Mulder
An expert is someone from out of town.
Set phasers to 'humiliate', Mr. Worf.
Smile: it makes them wonder what you're up to.
Musicians do it with rhythm.
Emoticon: - -:-¿ Real punk rockers don't smile
It's all turning out to be a war over LAN and C.
OXYMORON : Christian Science
Last year many lives were caused by accidents
Def: Baroque: When you are out of Monet.
Forget Snapple, but keep up on what Rush is preaching to
Hit any key except ..... NO CARRIER
Fatal Error: You're dead.
I come from Kentucky with a QWK packet on my knee.
The Moderator needs a Moderator!
Alexander, would you mind if I borrowed your toy for a while? Picard
There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat.
I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded.
"Just think I could be President" Villa
Illiterate? Write for a free brochure!
Oxymoron: Clinton Economics
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
Say, can I use that in my tagline?
Q - an O at "that time of the month"
New Borg Movie: The Lonely Borg: Myth or Tragedy?
Murphy's tagline law: There's never enough room to reall
What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS?
"I am the President...I am the President...I am..."
So it's my birthday. Big deal!!
URA Redneck if your car's rear tires are twice as wide as the front.
"Ooops," said God, "I meant a BUD light..."
I will not snap bras -Bart Simpson
The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead bottom.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue.
hachi ku ku - shichi hachi san ku
You can't jump a canyon in two leaps.
Recursive \re-kur-siv\ (adj.) ── see Recursive.
"Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "Bullwinkle!"
Never go to a doctor's office whose plants have died.
Rivvels are made from heat hesistant polymers.
Online? Good, hit Alt-H for FREE Unlimited Access !
Bad day: When your twin sister forgets your birthday.
I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
"Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo." - Portuguese Christmas
URA Redneck if you take a beer with you to a job interview.
Abort, Retry, Fail, Slam Fist on Desk?
At least Bill Clinton knows what George Washington looked like.
"I am NOT on drugs!" said Tom in high falsetto.
Bill Clinton: the Eddie Haskel of politics.
The world ends at 3pm; details at 5..
I am Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
Time to take her home, her dizzy head is conscience laden
Graffiti's changed deface of this nation.
Don't question authority..... It hasn't got a clue!!!!!
Die Hard: With a Virus
Landing lights on? ──-ww-°U°-ww-──
Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
Q: You hit me ! Picard never hit me...
I am a person of many moods...and all of them want some chocolate.
Bill Clinton - Only Half-Term President(to-be) in USA's history!
Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...
Why you green blooded, inhuman...........McCoy/ST II
The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart!
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Actors do it on stage.
Tell me, Mr. Clinton, is stupidity painful?
I **TRIED** to register it!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
URA Redneck if there's a ham hanging from your front porch.
Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home!
Deja Dude: That odd feeling you've surfed that particular wave before.
You're a Redneck if: you come from the dump with more than you took
There's a Monster in my Packet!
Experiencing Tagline difficulties, please stand by.
This tagline is only for the living.
If you don't think women are explosive - drop one
Prodigy Motto: 'Almost as good as two cans and a string!'
My shirts have hidden dirt "It's your dirt, you hid it!"
"Bones, I do believe you're getting grey!" Kirk
Angular momentum makes the world go round.
And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 !
File Not Found, Oh No, Not Again.....
Why are half moons cut in the top of paper grocery bags?
Learn the basics of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY
Windoze:The first commercially available virus
Juvenile delinquents are OTHER people's children
Light and hard? You can sleep with the light on.
"Hey, it's only a six-minute cartoon!" - Yakko Warner
Oxymoron: infinite loop
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird..Tao of Poo
Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on.
Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated... trust me.
Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret!
Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
"My dime rolled into the sewer", cried Tom gratefully.
Business forecasters are our chicken entrail readers now.
Hands across the water. Hands across the sky!
My cat is good for nothing, and he's very good at it!
I want Demi Moore for Christmas.
Get your modem runnin'... Head out on the I-way...
Coffee is for wusses! Tea is the drink of Champions!
It's not a person, dammit! It's a Borg! -- Picard
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
DM Advice: Every tavern scene should end in a brawl.
My other vehicle is a Koensayr BTL-A4.
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
Oh, you make it so difficult sometimes. - Leia
Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.
URA Redneck if you don't stop at rest areas cos you have an empty jug.
* <-- Tribble *>=o] <-- Yakko with a Tribble on his head
<----- The information went data way ----->
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate.
Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why.
I smell a rat, Radar...what did you do with it?
"Bother," said Pooh as the Borg pumped bio-chips into him.
Give BAMBI an assault rifle, Sport!
Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.
And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.
Excellent command or filename!
Cats are the proof of a higher purpose to the universe.
Finally registered !
"Boys. Go fig." - Dot Warner
Deja Dude: The feeling that your parents shipped you "out west" again.
UNIX... A manly sort of operating system!
Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher.
Veni, vidi, Hillary - I came, I saw, I TOOK OVER!
Rolling On Floor Laughing!!!!!!
"Here, son, have a free balloon!" said Tom expansively.
Trust me, guys... duck. -- Zeus Carver
"If thinking is too hard, quote Scripture." - Fundie Motto
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
It's been nice meeting you, and nicer to see you leave.
Feed a cold and starve a lawyer.
Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair!
Jesus said: If a man love me, he will keep my words.
Skin: Keeps insides in and rain out.
No matter which direction you march, it is allways uphill.
"Oh please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you." - Catwoman
I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me.
Hang-Gliders do it in the air.
"Bother," said Pooh as he put the money under Kanga's pillow.
Eat s***. 500 billion flies can't be wrong.
My business is not to run away, but to pursue.
I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat!
Typhoid Mary not found .'.@).$.E.' NO CARRIER
CAPT'N! @TOLAST@ is unlurking off the port bow, arming his TAG-X PRO!
SSSSHH!! You don't have to let everybody know! <g>
As funny as a third-degree sunburn.
The human race is still in ßeta test.
What's Love Got To Do With It
Why are there no tan M&M's?
It's time for androgeny, it's just Pat!
"I have no idea, but apparently it's worth a billion dollars!" - Yakko
Clintonomics: Reaganomics in reverse.
Hit any user to continue...
Oxymoron: Ferengi Dentist
I could have beaten you in 20 moves - Riker
Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating!
"I'm the Ghost of Xmas Present. It's a pun, get it?" - Dot
Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice
"Mary had a little lamb... with mint jelly." - Dot Warner
"Well secluded, I see all."
Why does the guy from 20/20 wear glasses?
Taglines are essential. It gives them something else to talk about.
A king's castle is his home.
This message brought to you by the Wizzo Chocolate Company.
"The Emperor has been expecting you." - Vader
"Do be do be do da day" --Stevie Wonder
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid" - Bishop
Let us eschew necro-equine flagellation.
One man's folly is another man's Leica.
The keyboard is mightier than the Moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Sharon approached
Life is full of little surprises - Pandora
Could you please speak up? I'm a little hard of herring.
Balanced diet: four pounds of chocolate with four pounds of cake.
Recover Reality? - Y)es N)o A)bort Q)uit R)etry E)scape
A certain Moderator who shall remain nameless has shunned the List.
The cold Prince of Light, bound in chains of intellect.
Words are unable to speak of love like a smile in a whisper does.
BillDCat of Borg - "You will be ass--<Acckk! Thbbbpt!>--imilated!"
A slamming we will go, a slamming we will go.
AD&D Advice: Never use a lightning bolt in a small room.
SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else!
Will somebody shoot me? Please? - Nick Knight
"It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob." - Brain
BBS-PC "ONE STOP CD-ROM SHOP"
DANGER UXP!!! (unexploded piglet)
The smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney.
I am Ray Charles of Borg: The "right one" is irrelevant, baby!
I used to have a life. Then I became a Sysop.
"When he was killed, I was on Level 21." -- Kira
Oxymoron: cheap junk
Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
Why do bees hum? They forgot the words.
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Close enough for Government Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is @TOFIRST@, and I'm a werewolf...
Sign for homeless cats - "Will purr for food."
CONNECT 300... Connect 300?!?!?! #$^# NO CARRIER
Why are there no lavender M&M's?
"I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor." - Han
As funny as a dead fish.
Oxymoron: Reagan credibility
A moderator has no friends or enemies.
Clinton II: The Liberal Empire Strikes Back.
"Hellooo, Princesses of Props Nurses!" - Yakko/Wakko
Oxymoron: unclear information
He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile - EVERYBODY RUN!
In a bad mood? Put Superglue(TM) on the keycaps!
We are Pakled of Borg: We look for things to assimilate.
Buy one, get one FREE! Does it have to be in that order?
How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
Did you ever consider what Tabasco could to to potions?
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a moron.
"Bother," said Pooh as the trip-wire clicked.
Oxymoron: clearly confused
Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies 1-800-2-INHALE
Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket..
"But the tire's only flat at the bottom..."
I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING?
Who tinkled on your cornflakes this morning?! <g>
I would post taglines but then you would just steal them.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force.
They are'nt hot flashes, they are power s**&%$#@!*NO CARRIER
Jump through hoops? I don't think so. Crawl through Windows? *HELL NO*!!
Pirates, they're recking it for everyone!
"Today we learned that resistance is futile." -- Barney of Borg
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, attend COBBA meetings
Def: Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
Closed eyes are not always sleeping.
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. - Nietzsche
Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad.
"I think we just met today's Special Friend..." - Yakko
The First Share of the Kill For the Greatest in Station.
Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades!
Don't give blondes coffee breaks, it takes too long to retrain them.
When asked your age, mumble.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO tried to install OS/2.
I am Al of Borg. Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year!
A bore: deprives you of solitude w/o providing company.
Single tasking? Just say no!
Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves.
Lose that ugly FAT!: Download a trojan today!
"He's a chicken, Dad! A giant chicken! He'll peck my eyes out!"
Virtue has never heen as respectable as money.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Common BBS talk: TTTT; To tell the truth.
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde.
Who says we don't discuss important stuff here?
Windows: an 80486 to XT Conversion Kit.
Oxymoron: legitimate conspiracy
Ours is a mixed marriage; I'm Pagan, he's Klingon...
WordStar is spoken here.
You might as well - I stole yours.
Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate
This is a real Byte in the ASCII.
Bleating and bubbling, he fell on his back with a scream!
"I know when we should go home!... Now is not one of those times!" Yakko
CFL franchise deal! Buy now, no payments 'til 1999!
"Did you see the frightened ones?"
All booster - no payload.
I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick.
Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't.
Someday I'll join the Procrastination Conference
Computer, increase temperature by five degrees. - Troi
"Shouldn't have looked, boy." - Crow
"Why does everybody say my name like it means `Shut-Up'?"
"Bother," said Pooh as he saw his friends dressed in black robes.
Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones?
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
Def: Define: De ting you get for breaking de law.
<<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>>
"Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!"
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.
Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you...
Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard.
Dahmer meals: Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie
"Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox!
Bush said, No new taxes. Clinton said, No! New taxes!
He will not be permanently damaged. - Vader
Hell, Heaven or Hoboken by Christmas.
Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.
I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate.
"Bother," said Pooh as he found that he had an S.T.D.
"Maybe I'm just going crazy" - Luke Skywalker
Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop!
The secret to electronics is: keep the smoke IN the wires
I parked my hard disk... now I can't find it
■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■▄■▀■ OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!
Bother! said Pooh, as the BATF destroyed his honey pot.
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
Def: Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having.
He who has no fire in himself can not warm others.
My Windows are closed.
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. -- Yoda
OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it. OW! Quit it.
"*Kurzon* took a blood oath." -- Kira
Why do you think they call it find?
All crown - no filling.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? - s.w.
Oh no! The Moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases...
Annoy a Conservative: Ask them about the last election!
The only truth I know...IS THE LOOK IN YOUR EYES!!!
What I need is to mind-meld with this mach.
King of all the Holodeck!
DESQview: Windex for Windows
Gotta give that last brain cell a rest...
To be blunt, you're not that important. -Q to Picard
You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur.
DOTTY called (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill caller?
Bill Clinton: He's not Slick. He's just a damn liar!
Am I paranoid? or does this puter really hate me?
Bill Clinton's favorite breakfast? Waffles.
Oxymoron: fast Windows
TV Truth: People have friendly neighbors even in big cities.
Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo
URAT, if you can perform the Picard Manuever in a minivan.
Backup my hard drive? I can't find reverse!
7 Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2
"Pooh," said Piglet as the bear exploded!
Sol "the fist of Tempus"
- » Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary « -
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
When in doubt, empty the magazine.
Kleptomaniacs should take something for it
Thru eternity ring "Vivat! Life to the everlasting cat!"
"An orthodontosaur?" -- Crow T. Robot
I am Moe of Borg. See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
"Adendum: The Warner Sister." -- Dot Warner
"What do you mean you 'formatted' the cat?!?"
"Just put your money in the sack and shut up!" - Clintonomics
Data is emotional because of a computer virus. ■ The Borg
Help stop overpopulation.Punch pregnant women in the guts
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone
Take a bite out of crime--blow the scumbag away!
Pardon me, sir, you're bad tagline entertainment. W. Tagspeare
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser.
"I am calvin of borg. Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy
As for my data, it's in no dangεΣéëeêKr WhatsoεΣvéΓ !
Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains.
"Energizer - it just keeps going, and going, and..." <snap>-hiss...
Aliens. Go fig. -- Dot Warner
CLINTON.SYS bad, cannot recover ECONOMY.USA
Nice computers don't go down.
Things are often what they seem.
Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf
A dog is the only love that money can buy.
I've really got to stop replying to taglines...
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky.
America is a tune. It must be sung together.
The best way to drive your wife crazy is to smile in your sleep.
Dreams don't show what truth it unfolds until the sleeper wakens.
Uhura of Borg - "Assimilation frequencies have been established..."
Clinton voter and proud of...<BOOM!> %$K@! NO CARRIER
The Borg are coming. Quick, hide your hockey gear!
"Mr. Sinatra, hold. Mr. Redford, hold. Me." -- Dot Warner
Can you be arrested for killing a program??
Teacher is not a leper -Bart
Please! Do not break character!
FORMAT C: solves a lot of problems.
I smell a rat! Did you bake it or fry it?
"Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us?" - Quark ___
Dragons are cuddly flamethrowers.
Warning: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.
I only have a gun because it's hard to shoot without one.
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
MicroSoft: using yesterday's technology tomorrow.
He won't bite beast or man, 'cause he's a Vegetarian...
Volem missatges en català!!!
And before I got to third grade, I could retire. - Calvin
Life is just one thing after another.
People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.
Enter your personal identification number.
I'm just here for moral support. Ignore the gun.
URA Redneck if you're too drunk to fish.
Creativity is really the structuring of magic.
Extra mayo is irrelevant... Our way, right away at Borger King now!
Fährvergnügen: German for no leg room
Refrigeration ... That's the answer
My modem can beat up your modem!
Children are curly, dimpled lunatics.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
Growing old is not nice, but it's interesting
"It's not a good day to be a bad guy, Skank." - The Crow
Mr. Worf, set statements on disintegrate. Aye, Sir!
Oxymoron: Humor Moderator
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records?
Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!!
AD 2100, Time travel is a thing of the past
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards
Be careful with water - it's full of Hydrogen and Oxygen!
Who, what, when and with who?
Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!
Who moderates the Moderators?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
"How 'bout a kiss, Anti-Claus?" - Catwoman
If everyone thinks alike then somebody isn't thinking.
Those in charge of sacking this tagline have been sacked.
Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron.
My shoes are too tight. - Londo
"It's over my head." - Beavis "It's under my butt." - Butt-Head
"Joyeux Noel et Bonne Annee." - French Christmas
Every wonder why the Easter bunny hides it's eggs?
Take that, Lorena said cuttingly.
Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS
New Borg Movie: Bedknobs and Borgsticks.
Sometimes it's easier to do it yourself.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself
Batman, was around here somewhere
Life would be easier if I had the source code...
Rush Limborg: Liberals are irrelevant.
Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller.
Oxymoron: Simple System.
That's my Sasha; so beautiful and so disdainful.
"The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach.
Doesn't take much to make some people happy
Real SysOps actually have a personality.
Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yourself.
Hey Wally! Come look at this.
What do you think of the Enterprise-D? - Picard
*Munchkins* cast Control Cthulhu.
"We have met the enemy and he is us" - Walt Kelly in POGO
Why is it raining fish? * Rimmer
Jeez. I almost had him right where I wanted him.
It's just a jump to the left...
It's been so long I didn't know they moved it!
"I'm your #1 Fan..."
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps?
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
"Around the sun we go, the moon goes round the Earth."
No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. The Bruins won!
"Nobody's safe 'cuz we care for none..." -- Wakko
If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people. L. Long
If BS were white, Texas would pass out skis!
Your data has been quick-fried to a crackly crunch.
How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"?
Medical Def.#4: CAESARIAN SECTION: A district in Rome.
Misspelled? Impossible. Error correcting modem!
Oh, you ALWAYS get to be Jesus!
Oxymoron: Good Government
URA Redneck if your wife drinks more beer than you do.
How you gonna do it? SLiMeR It!
Oxymoron: hot chili
Can't have evrything. Where would you put it?
Science Cures Apathy: so far no one cares.
Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up!
"Sir, News from the underground..."
Will Rogers never met Bill Clinton or Al Gore...
Fire In The Hole
Gram for gram DC's best mayor ever.
Happiness is seeing Hillary Clinton's face on a milk carton.
MushMail: The QWiK and MeSSy Mail reader.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the plot device was re-used...again.
The Lollypop. It's just been commissioned. It's a good ship. - Riker
Golf: the game where ya gotta get it up to get it in...
Just a few taglines.
URA Redneck if you find a car while cutting your grass.
Fat heads, lean brains.
After a number of years, our faces become our biographies.<Ozeck>
Make like mul and head.
This is your Sysop. ┬├┤¡s s ÿou⌠ s╦sop óñ δτugæ.
When people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong
"Laugh now mighty Jabba, but soon all this will be mine." - Tessek
Member: Save the were'mals foundation.
Support your local medical examiner...die strangely.
"Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" --Monty Python
Confucious say: Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
The Past, Present & Future of Networking
Oxymoron: open lock
"NO!! Not them! Don't even say their--" - Plotz "You rang?!" - Yakko
C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^
Why do they use alcohol preps when giving the lethal injection?
Oxymoron: justifiably paranoid
Mouse Driver: Cinderalla's Chauffeur?
It's getting deep. Where *did* I put those boots?
Reporters do it daily.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he made Spotted Owl soup
Bother! said Pooh, as the shuttlebay decompressed.
"No wala wa!" - Oola
"Everything's got a moral if only you can find it."
Psychic Dwarf Escapes from Jail: Small Medium at Large.
Gertrude Stein of Borg: Resistance is resistance is resistance...
Programmers put it in their head...
Magick happens.
Young Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
"Dr. Elders, 'Stroke of Midnight" is only a figure of speech!"
SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■ SLTS 1.10 ■
Daddy, when I grow up I want to be a politician.
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect.
Make like a check (or cheque) and got lost
Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk.
I'm busier than a blind man in a mine field.
Creationism: The belief that common sense is wrong.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side.
Yo momma so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her.
Excuse me, but you dropped your Carrier!
"Do you have a pulse, or are you a junkyard of meat and wire?" - The Crow
Not using Windows or OS/2 and LOVING IT!!!
I wish I could get that ß to come out right!
ABOMINABLE: When the male bovine swallows dynamite.
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
I think therefore I am.... I, uh... well... think.
Bigot: Anyone winning an argument with a fundie.
"Squirming with anchovies!" - Wakko "Not!" - Dot
Oxymoron: obedient defiance
"To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero
"On the count of two, take out your penises!" - Buzzcut
URA Redneck if your picture is on the wall at a McDonald's.
"Do I have your attention, Mr. Jones?" - The Crow
A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk.
Blondes have more fun because I only date blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: It kept falling out.
The Undertaker's gone...NO BURIER
URA Redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
Life: anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Déjà Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before.
That guy has an IQ just above room temperature.
New Release from Disney - starring Bill Clinton - "The Lyin' King"
"Bother," said Pooh, nailing Eeyore's tail onto Owl's feathered fanny.
This tagline is made of 100% recycled materials.
Why pay retail?
Contents: One (1) Blonde. Flatteries not included.
URA Redneck if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
So why did IBM go from PS/2 to PS/1???
1 gig of RAM;1 Terabyte of HD space;586 chip:NO WINDOWS!!
URA Redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
Megahertz--when something is really painful
A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all
Oxymoron: good grief
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.
Make like your head and come to a point.
TV Truth: International companies set up their HQ in small towns.
Fatal Database Error #10070: <Sysop> late for work
Nah, Kramer is only interested in Canadian football.
Police tagline. Do not cross.
Morale will decrease until beatings continue!
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope."
Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.
Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize.
I'm the boss. My cat said so!!
Tagline protected by Smith & Wesson
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
That is not a weakness... that is life - Picard
"Professional Boxing" ─ by I. C. Stars
Oxymoron: Vague Recollection.
A Get has to have priorities. -- Jurgi Hautala
Page your sysop at 3am for Free Prizes!
"TURN OUT THOSE LIGHTS!!!" - Dot
Along with some of my stolen favorites:
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" Zzzzzap!
Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids!
"In politics, what begins in fear usually ends in folly."
"Next rest area: 25 mi." That's a big rest area.
I am AndyRooney of Borg... You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
If you got it, play with it.
Borg Alka Seltzer: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing.
Rolling Stones gather no moss & have big lips!
Assumption #1: Bill Clinton is smarter than broccoli.
Why be an Abjurer? Illusionists throw better parties!
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
Do I know how to copy disks? Where's the Xerox machine?
Stay within the lines ... the lines are our friends
Phar-Mor's power buying gives you far more buying power!
Famous Last Words #73: "The DM won't let us die!"
As funny as a funeral.
Beware the IDEs of Seagate!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was served to the Klingons as the main dish.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed.
Let my bower be of yew, interwreathed with myrtles new
Oh no! The creationists are mutating!
"Bother," said Pooh, as his SIN number failed.
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
Spitwads are not free speech -Bart
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Avoid off-topic warnings: put the moderator on your twitl
"It's not a joke. Yakko spelled backwards is really okkaY." - Yakko
"C'mon, sibs..." - Yakko Warner
Q: Are we not men? A: We are D E V O!!!
Don't believe anything you read, especially tags
AST: NOT "those other three letters"!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile.
URA Redneck if your bumper sticker says "My other car is a combine".
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.
4th Amendment search warrant - It's not a Discover Card!
URA Redneck if your car wakes people up when you drive down the street.
Optimization hinders evolution.
I don't think this one was on your list!
Unscented perfume - comes in an empty bottle. - s.w.
"Acrophobia Explained" ─ by Alfredo Heights
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
"Boarding" in hockey has NOTHING to do with exchange students!
Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this.
Throw Axe! Throw Shield! Throw DWARF! - beserk Minotaur
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to.
Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile.
"Turn on, tune up, rock out." - Billy Gibbons
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Special Olympics!
Dollars cannot buy yesterday.
WARNING !! === DO NOT SWALLOW RAM CHIPS!
"Give the ticket to my husband. He taught me to drive."
Jedi's nightmare: Teenage Mutant Ninja Ysalamiri!
Braindead and loving every minute of it!
YKYHW: You save Tagline *conferences*.
Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With SLiMeR . . .
OXYMORON: Congressional ethics
8===O*O===8 X-Wing attack! 8===O*O===8
#1 in the don't bother catagory.
"First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin"
The wrong way always seems the more reasonable.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first.
"Enough with the gratuitous cameos!" - Slappy Squirrel
There's a different glue for everything you do! -B. Villa
Excommunicated: On vacation without a computer & modem.
Oxymoron: honest politician
I use Dratted Old System 6.2; why?
"I wanna *play* Sailor V video games! I don't wanna *live* them!" - Serena
"You can't polish a turd, Beavis..." - Butt-Head
I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels!
"And I thought I wasn't going to like him." - Odo
If you still blush, your immortal soul is in no danger.
HST FREQable
Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square!
A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton.
"It is...*frown* It is...*sniff* It is...green." - Data
If God can't help you, how about Mr. Coffee?
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" - Pinky
"Bother," worried Pooh, as the *Tagline Addict* deleted another dupe.
Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs!
Jesus Saves --at First National Bank
Gas and alcohol do mix! The taste isn't too hot though!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
"This kid has a +25 smile of charm that works overtime." ─ Empryss
Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
All writers write "in spite of".<Alther>
If 7-11s are open 24 hours, why do they have locks?
Cat: Furry alarmclock.
"SHUT UP, PICARD!!!" - Q
Def: Forth: One of the top five computer languages.
And now for something completely different!
You'd be surprised how far a hug goes - Riker
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: Confused.
"Guess you noticed WE invented pizza." - Yakko Warner
If Ciaro is so friendly, why is it full of Muslim terrorists?
Blue Wave! Not just for FidoNet anymore!
Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations.
<-- Put complaints in this box.
I'm busier than Richard Simmons at a fat farm
If you don't make waves, you're not underway yet.
Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain
DO NOT soak me up with honey please!
Deja Voodoo: Have I sacrificed this chicken before?
Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me...
Who then tells a finer tale than any of us? Silence does.<Dinesen>
No generalization is wholly true, not even this one.
And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyborg relations.
It's the majority of America that Conservatives oppose.
A friend is a present you give yourself.
.drawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I
Windows: It's not just a GUI, but an adventure.
You are not God! - Picard to Q
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
Bother! said Pooh, as Will Riker attempted to mate with him.
"College nothing, I'm goin' to Vegas!!" - Skippy Squirrel
Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
God does play dice with creation...But they're loaded!
Optimist: Chevy truck owner without a fire extinguisher.
COMPUTER: Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
Evil will always win because good is dumb
Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in!
If it works, you must have done something wrong.
Sir! Klingon Bird of Prey decloaking! @#%^&* NO CARRIER
Honey, just one more tagline...
"Come on, Doc. Time to be a hero." ■ Kira Nerys
Error 0011: Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Mr Worf, please show these children the airlock.
Can YOU fly?
Hey GI...Wanna make numer one boom-boom?
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAESAREAN SECTION: A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME.
Is the last cow on earth the utter udder?
Bother! said Pooh helplessly.
FidoNut's tombstone: CONNECT Oct 4 1965 NO CARRIER Aug 8 1992
══LUCIFERnet the only network serving HELL══
Hockey players DO IT between periods.
I'm using my Message Avenger (+1 +9 versus Moderators).
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished editing Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook.
GPL<sigh> - WildCat!, Tomcat!, VIEW-cat, BiCats!
Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!!
My cat wasn't broken, but I had it fixed anyway.
>>> Clearance sale: All Taglines HAVE TO GO! <<<
OXYMORON : Defensive touchdown
Everything is worth what it's purchaser will pay for it.
It is elementary, my dear Riker...sir. - Data
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed the Coke can
If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte...
Twenty killed in 21 gun salute - film at 11.
I'd remember my tagline, but my brain is Swiss Cheesed
Criminal Lawyer....isn't that redundant?
Window Error:00D Window closed. Do not look out.
Oxymoron: Terribly Nice.
Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf
Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>?
Windows'95 will be released when 3.11 finishes loading.
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack sysop.
How much is that wookie in the window?
Sorry. I thought it was set on STUN!
All of us have unique talents and gifts.<Cordes>
To boldly annoy, in ways none have annoyed before.
Nothing is foolproof, fools are ingenious.
A harmless, necessary cat. <Shakespeare>
Bother! said Pooh, as he converted the hunting rifle to automatic fire.
Don't like the Moderator, huh! You want the job?
"I *could* be arguing in my spare time." - Monty Python
I want to be a Moderator when I grow up.
I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
"Red Vegetables ─ Volume 2" ─ by B. Troot
Off like a prom dress.
Guillotine operators get severance pay.
"It isn't friendly, that's for sure" - Han Solo
In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to me made.
Draft dodger as commander-in-chief...only in America!
Annoy a Taxpayer: ask them about the last Election...
Dope Ring: A Bunch of Blondes in a Circle.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
Giant Space Hamsters: Better pets than Giant Space Pit Bulls!
"Bother," said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs
It took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving!
I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader. -Emperor
Save laboratory animals - use lawyers.
Barney episodes we'll never see: "Barney Admits Eating All The Adults."
I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?)
Toys for your second childhood, are a Lot more expensive!
ATTENTION Tagline Shoppers! Taglines: Steel 2 get 1 free
Difference between Monochrome and SVGA: About $400!
Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting
Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant!
"Bother," said Pooh, locking his torpedoes on the USS Heffalump.
It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans.
And now, young Skywalker, you will die. -- Emperor Palpatine
Go to her door and beg like a human -- Worf
EMT's....We love to play Doctor !!!!
Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming
"Eww! He's giving himself two weird heads!" -- Calvin
DJs do it on the air.
If teflon doesn't stick to anything, how does it stay in
If the dog leaves when the cat enters...no fight today.
Divorce is a game played by lawyers.
I've used this particular tagline 346 times.
"Beulah, peel me a grape."
Happiness is a warm modem.
Canada's just a hockey player breeding facility.
If only my computer could cook...
A man is as young as the woman he feels.
I must be cruel, only to be taglined. Tagspeare, Hamlet
Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
"But I thought Madonna already *had* a steady bloke!" -- Pinky
This is Richard Hsiung of TAG-X PRO. He's ßeta, Jim.
Me thinks she protesth too much
Vegetarian Tagline * Tastes just like the real thing!
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code ...
If you've been accused of lying through your tooth, you're a Redneck.
URA Redneck if you smoked during your wedding.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
He who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs.
Nietzsche is pietzche but Sartre is smartre.
SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB!
I just look like Dixon Hill. - Picard
Justified flame withheld at Moderator's request.
Are YOU the Moderator?
A life? Yeah well...
I'm an influential person -- gravitationally speaking.
URA Redneck if you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
I deleted my taglines files but they keep coming back to haunt me.
9 out of 10 doctors agree! Clinton has delusions of grandeur.
URA Redneck if you have a gun rack on your bicycle.
I am Droopy of Borg. You know what? You're about to be assimilated.
Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship.
The only league where half the players earn less than its reporters.
Def: Virtual: Not knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Garbage in, Gospel out.
Honk if you like obscene gestures!
Bad day: When nothing you own is actually paid for.
"One damn minute, Admiral!" - Spock, ST4
He will join us or die, my master. - Vader
New Borg Movie: Borg Free.
Ignorance is temporary, stupid lasts forever.
"Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Rush." - Chelsea Clinton
"What a total jerk calling me meatball head!" - Serena
He that doesn't get it is usually the jerk of the bunch.
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
Life has a great deal up its sleeve.
Bring me some French food immediately!
Def: After-math [n]: The period following algebra.
"Hellooo, Nurse!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
I'm PINK therefore I'm SPAM!!
URA Redneck if you owe your taxidermist more than your annual income.
"Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar
"I am Hopelessly Lost" ─ by Wareham I. Now
So much excellent software, so little time....
The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
GI: Tossing penny into fountain. BI: Tossing your cousin Penny in.
"Are you Kodos?" Kirk to Kardian
URA Redneck if you can guzzle Ever Clear!
Broken s are for ________...
Don't worry, be happy.
If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base.
URA Animaniac if your mailing address is "Water Tower, CA".
"Bother," said Pooh, as the dirigible popped
Real Estate! Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
At this moment, I like my anonymity. -- Hobbes
Bill Clinton: Pathological liar?
I am Dot Warner of Borg. Isn't assimilation CUTE?
I am Foghorn of Borg. Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, look! Crayfish!
Whatta lEEEEEEEEch!
Rabbit of Borg: "No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone."
Silly wabbit - QWKs are for mailers
OS/2 HAS PROMISE! ...lots and lots of promises...
I enjoyed stealing the ones that I didn't have.
I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?)
"Alex, I have to ask my wife what to pick." - B. Clinton on Jeopardy
Dancers do it to music.
Dunebogey: Golf course sand trap.
Moderators issue feedcuts... I HOPE...
Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay....
Beta version - too buggy to be released.
Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of
Yes, sir, we've graphed the data. It's a smiley face, sir.
**FLASH** EveReady Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Read 'em the CD ROM Riot Act!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he locked weapons systems onto the 747.
JFK was shot by @!#$&@&!#$ NO CARRIER
Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions
Possession, n. The whole of the law.
Matrimony isn't a WORD, It's a SENTENCE!
You may smoke...You may also burst into flames and die.
Atheist: A person with no invisible means of support.
"Stop Arguing" ─ by Xavier Breath
Oxymoron: Authentic reproduction
"Sit, Ubu. Sit."
Can anyone take a HINT??????
Only fools rush in...but they get the best seats !!!
VirusScan: MS Windows found. Delete? (Y/y)
Infinity = all + x
I'm off to meet my doom, mom. See you after school. -- Calvin
"Call me Dotty and you die." - Dot Warner
"Goodbye, Nurse!" - Yakko Warner
Smoreplay is what Smurfs do before Smucking.
He who rows the boat doesn't have time to rock it.
Clinton's Cabinet: White House Staff, Gennifer Flowers.
Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.
PASS: Tagline Inspector #13
Useless Invention: Low-calorie PowerBar.
"Resistance is futile, definitely futile." - Runt of Borg
Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without!
And on the 8th day, God switched to SLMR 2.1a!
In any case = In any box ???
God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country!
Creation science: Shoot an arrow, then paint a target around it.
A bird in the hand can make your hand dirty.
## Look --- A tag line with no meaning ##
"Take 'em down." "Yeah... If nothing else, they ruined my good clothes!"
Daddy.... what does FDISK do?
"Why does she strike him?" Alice 2 "She likes him." Kirk
Institute: An archaic school where football is not taught
Cats: They're not so brave in your microwave.
Jesus Saves..... passes to Moses..shoots..SCORES!
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it enough
"Where. Are. The tribbles?" Kirk to Spock
That's right! I think he got it from me!
"...hold the chicken between your knees...."
Rolling Stones gather no moss and have big lips!
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Old Cops Don't Die-They Go to Dunkin Donuts to REGROUP
Captain Yakko, your new ship, the USS Water Tower, is ready in Stardock.
W-E-H-T-H-U-R: Worst spell of weather in months!
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
Sysop not found: (C)avort (W)reck havoc (P)lunder
IMPEACH CLINTON!....and her husband, too!
I got real close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke.
"Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion." - T. Jefferson
Pluck your magic twanger, FROGGIE!!!!
Shocked actors: cast aghast.
OXYMORON : Jews for Jesus
I don't register shareware, I rewrite it!
O <> CON is as Progress <> Congress
And Trident cut up @TOFIRST@ with his Spinning Trident...
It's a bird... it's a plane... OH NOOOOO, it's the MODERATOR!
URA Redneck if when your house warming involves removing the tires.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess which weapon I have...
I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
Perversion is ONLY in the mind.
Facts are stubborn things.
"You shouldn't go breaking people's windows." - Yakko
Don't believe everything you say.
Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!'
Bad day: A garden snail honks to pass on the freeway.
"ZIP ads are lame Lame LAME!" - Far Out - Sysop of RSC
Days like these let you savor a bad mood. -- Calvin
Oxymoron: Definite Possibility
If it ain't borke, don't fix it.
"I am wondering, why are you here?" - Yoda
Oxymoron: truth in politics
* <- Good Tribble * <- His Evil Tribble Twin, Skippy
* <- Tribble * <- Tribble (creativity block ;-))
The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.
OS/2 is *the* most stable opx~Re{ NO CARRIER
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!
How do blondes get minks? The same way Minks get Minks!
Be careful, or I'll include you in my plans.
"Oh no... not Rainbow Archer *again*." -- Blackwolf
Programmers get overlaid!
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
Beat me, Whip me Make me use a Macintosh!
The family that computes together needs a network.
Welcome to Dante's. What level, please?
Your Honor, my bird wants a peace bond with the cat.
Daddy gets free chocolate at work. I see it on his face.
Art is vision not expression.
Stare at this tagline for fifteen minutes, then ask why.
I recognized your foul stench when I opened up my mail packet!
First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary.
Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.
May ye be bitten only in daylight.
So I missed one stupid inflection... FIREBALL me to death!
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. No SYSOPs.
I am not a crook. Nixon
MS-DOS must die!
I don't care for the poison, but I love the antidote.
URA Redneck if you consider a family reunion a chance to meet women.
Slow-1200 Baud zone ahead
Support your medical examiner, die strangely
At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
Oh, pooh! --Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME.
"Rule One: No Pooftahs!" - Monty Python
Let no good deed go unpunished.
Excuse me, my shoe is ringing. -- Maxwell Smart
I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings
BLUE HARVEST : HORROR BEYOND IMAGINATION...
Ohio. Where men are men, and the livestock is pregnant.
'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles.
Oxymoron: Normal Espionage.
There's a difference between kneeling and bending over!
To be a human without passion is to be dead.
FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future!
"I bet it's an illusion."
Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring.
"I thought I'd joined the X-Men... not the Brady Bunch!"
CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today
Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one
Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
Really?.!!. I find that somewhat interesting
Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer
"Whatareyou? Puppies? Kitties? Big fuzzy buggies?" - Elmyra
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
"A geological oddity, to say the least." -=- Spock
URA redneck if your children call you "Uncle Daddy"
PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
Bother! said Pooh and lit another joint.
"A lucky guess." - Q
"Whoa!" "Yeah!" "Whoa!" "Yeah!" - Beavis & Butt-Head on nude babes
Let's Play Mail Tag......You're it.
"Quick, call the fashion police." - Dot
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus.
"Our purpose is to improvise, the effort counts!" - Riker
A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is.
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Why aren't conservatives interested in conservation?
Borg Cola - The choice of the Next Generation
Error: MOUSE.SYS eaten by CAT.COM
SYS0509: The president is corrupt, please reboot the White House.
Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India.
Real SysOps come up with original names for their boards.
Tagline out to lunch. (Back in an hour)
Oxymoron: Dumb Blonde (no, that's redundant).
Mommy why are Quentin and Mark doing that youngster thing
I like fast food. That's why I never order snails.
Baby we will never go back... and If love is real....
Is your hard drive running? You better cache it!
No temptations can ever be measured by the values of its object.
The cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner.
My Sysop can beat up your Sysop. Phhheeettt
"Then badabingbangboom, my wing is introduced to radial tires!" - Bobby
"Fraternal love! How sickeningly human!" - Hodge
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Stop that pidgeon......NOW!!!!
URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window.
Why read this? Get on to the next message!
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Are we supposed to be having fun yet?
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOOH, a GWAR concert!
Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?!
"I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but-" Dazzler
¿lamron eb yhW
That's fine in practice, but it'll never work in theory.
"I SHALL return!" "Yeah, so will a bum check!"
HELP, I've fallen and I can't reach my modem...
CAUTION - Incorrigable punster. Don't incorrige!
As confused as a termite in a yo-yo
Conservative Logic: Facing the problem = Condoning immorality.
"How to keep your conference on topic" ─ by Mod R. Ator
He who possesses the hockey stick, rules the household!
We are not punished for our ferrets, but by them.
Cat purring on my shoulders - the ONLY way to wear fur!
Can I go to prison for this?
Send Monopoly money to your favorite TV Evangelist.
If Windows NT is so great, why has it sold < 20,000 copies?
Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell.
Nothing beats a hockey game!
URA Redneck if The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
BorgCola: Not the real thing, baby. Uh uh.
I don't think we're going to make it. - Riker
I love my job. It's the work and people I hate.
Philosophers think they do it.
The nicest sound a cat makes: Vroommm bump bump vrooomm
Van Richten's Guide to Van Richten.
My other vehicle is a Sun Crusher.
Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
Quantum Erasure: A small, oddly behaved musical group.
Oxymoron: Sisterly Love.
To learn to listen to that which is not spoken.
Wanted: Schrodinger's cat. Dead or alive.
Def: Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.
@FN@'s three dot's short of a tagline!
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Conservative Definition of Compassion: I got mine, Jack.
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Mommy! The Ascended Masters are TEASING me again!
That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!
I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked]
I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with
I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi
The few, the proud, the Force sensative...
I had a girlfriend around here somewhere?.....
Aye, but Captain, I can tweak the CPU just a little only.
New Orleans, home to Marie LaVeau...Voodoo Queen.
Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat...
"Beavis - he's got the Playboy Channel!" - Butt-Head
"How to Lose Weight" ─ by X. R. Sizemore
Deja Phewww: The feeling you have smelled that skunk before.
Oxymoron: Respective Conventions.
Should old acquaintance be forgot. . . - Count of Monte Cristo
Sysoping makes you fat.
"Shhhh! Know what that means?" - Blowski "You have a slow leak?" - Yakko
HAL started out as a moderator.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was indicted for tax evasion.
Star Wars, The Roleplaying Game - By West End Games
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it w...NO CARRIER
Why limbless wemen are better lovers: You can spin them.
Faster Horses! Older Whiskey! Younger Women! More Money!
One thing about pain: it proves you're alive.
@TO@ is to Moderators what mosquitoes are to campers..
Funny how life imitates LSD.
Harpo of Borg - "Honk! Honk!"
Answers: $1 ■ Correct answers: $5 ■ Dumb looks: Free! ■
Freedom of speech has a price tag--you're it.
"Two lives left. I think I'll save one for next Christmas." - Catwoman
G.I. Series: A military baseball game.
Don't be alarmed if this tagline is screwed up...
Grow your own dope. Plant a fundie!
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. No winners, just survivors.
Luke: "I'm not afraid." Yoda: "Oh, you will be. You will be."
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Since when was a phone for talking?
Four of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he found out his symbiont hated huuny.
URA Redneck if your dad walks U to school b/c you're in the same grade.
Scully: Who is it? -- Mulder: Steven Speilberg.
It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.
"Bother," said the Moderator, &$&^%NO CARRIER
URA Redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a date.
Oxymoron: paperless office
I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Be a man, dammit....leave the seat up!
Only a vaRool would use such language in public -Riker
Clouds? We don't need no Stinking Clouds!
Oxymoron: Quick C.
He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth
It is a subject of which I never tire <SIGH>.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga sneezed in his honey pot.
Deja Choo Choo: An odd feeling you've read that children's book once.
It is hereditary in my family to have no children.
That parrot is definitely deceased!
I'm Sgt. Fink. Joe Fink. I'm a Fink.
June is National Adopt-a-Cat Month
Decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic messages.
End Deficit Spending: Fire Congress & Start Over.
Car phone answering machine: 'Hi, I'm home right now...' - s.w.
Friction is a drag.
Tagline Infringement? Sounds like an oxymoron <g>.
As funny as ejection seats on a helicopter.
OXYMORON : Sociological Analysis
I'm Bobby of Borg... Hey, Pesto, quit assimilatin' on Squit!!
Oxymoron: Pure sludge.
They didn't even fight, all bets are off! Who's up next?
Tagline not included
If you can read this you're standing to close.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
Hey ... I don't REMEMBER XXX programs in the holodecks ..
If you believe in free speech, can I use your phone
Oxymoron: "The honor of the French."
I used to be an Irish Catholic, now I'm an American.
"Weegua! Thwept! (laugh)" - Ewok Warrior
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him?
Klingons do NOT sweat! They perspire with honor!
Do chickens have lips?
Mulder: That girl... -- Scully: Who? Jessica Hawn?
Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines?
"Bother," said Pooh, removing the tribble from his honey pot!
If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!!
Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%æ#!░╗
Fenris does not forgive. Neither do we. -- Wisetongue
"How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?"
Annoy Yourself: Ask a politician what time it is!
4 out of 5 doctors agree - Hillary is hazardous to health.
"I have seen the way." - Butt-Head "Yeah - *that* way." - Beavis
All but Troi: <Disappointed Groan>
Ferrets: the Chaos theory given fur, claws, and a slight odor...
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Details! Details! Details!
Is it better to call cat taglines FEE-LINES ?!?
How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? She has a checkbook.
"Veni Vidi VCR": I came. I saw. I taped.
Babylon 5: Humanity's last, best hope for peace
Def: Dentist: He lives from hand to mouth.
Press <ctrl> <alt> <awake> !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is a female lawyer without her briefs a solicitor?
The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
"Now that's comedy!" - Skippy "Cute. But that's my line." - Slappy
Nyquil: The sneezy achy whyamIonthekitchenfloor medicine!
Ä└ìeⁿs αre εα┬iⁿg m¥ ßrÅìⁿ -- ╒î└m at ε└eveⁿ.
Def: Hangover: The mourning after the night before
Four hours to bury a cat? Yes-it wouldn't keep still.
Braindamaged (courtesy of Bill Cosby, Himself)
(Troi hits a few rocks)
APPLE: A Piece of Pretty Lousy Equipment
Computer, end program! *&%$# NO CARRIER
I will not waste chalk - Bart
Bar-B-Coup: When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill.
Great day for putting slinkies on an escalator.
Who needs valium when you got a cat you can pet.
Superior morality. -Q to Picard
"The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake
What's all this fuss about youth in Asia?
"I never lie and I'm always right." - George Tirebiter
They're going to call this the Hill/Billy administration!
Whip me, beat me, make me write lurid taglines! <G>
"There's Sumthin Awfly Scruey Go'in on Awond Here" E Fud
Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive.
"It's an energy field created by all living things." - Obi Wan
Hey baby. *wink* Wanna come back to my place and trade taglines?
Oxymoron: Government Service.
"Bother" said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign.
"You're disgusting!" "It's a living." - Odo/Quark
Clinton in '96 - "No More Waffling and Indecision...Probably"
Catastrophe: Award for the cast with the nicest buns.
Short a few cards.
He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense.
Oxymoron: Old news.
"Bother," said Pooh as he smoked a joint and his head exploded
MSI - Honking off the world in '95
ππStep forward.ππMove ahead.ππTry to detect it.ππD E V O
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
My dog typed this tagline. <woof>
"HELP!!! Mommy and Daddy are ruining the country!" - Chelsea Clinton
First Church of Binary Science (The Digitarians)
"I've never seen a puppet with hooters like that!" - Butt-Head
Ever wanted to download pizza?
"You think Jim suspects he's Kodos?" McCoy "He'd better." Spock
Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips.
FIDO lie #IX Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
OXYMORON : Unborn child
"Bother," said Pooh, as he forgot which tagline he was going to use.
Don't turn around! Der Komissar's in town!
Don't cry: there is still hope!
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
"Bother," said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor.
Bother! said Pooh, as he ran C3PO through the trash compacter.
Oxymoron: Resident Visitor.
There's your NEXT challenge! - Picard
Real SysOps have a clock card.
We have met the enemy, and he's all yours!
I have a circular dirveway; I can't get out.
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step.
Reports of my sanity have been greatly exaggerated. -SLR
Now if only The Whalers could fight like that in a game...
@LN@'s playing hockey with a warped puck.
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>>
Falling Cookware Area. DEADPAN Expression Required.
A! Collectable Taglines #20: Minerva Mink
We just want the FAX ma'am...Keep the photo copier
A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
Horn not working. Watch for finger!
To know is not to say. To say is not to know. Ya know?
"Bother," said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground.
I'M SO HOT I'M STARTING TO SIZZLE
Def: Farfrompoopin: German word for constipation
Barnum was wrong -- it's every 30 seconds.
Even a small star shines in the darkness. - Danish Proverb
F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
Take Barney to the zoo and let him play with the big kitty cats. That was a
Golf: the only game where lime green pants go with lemon yellow shirts.
Department of Redundancy Department
Just some extemporaneous personal communication
Mud wrestlers do it dirty.
"D.A. Holds Tongue in Actress Snatch" -Newspaper headline
Def: Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy" until you find a gun...
Politics: Where right is wrong.
Bigamist: An Italian fog.
Copy this tagline, send it to 5 people, and in 2 weeks...
I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The dog is pregnant, thanks to you.
"Sliver" Xpress ..... the movie!
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
Mister! Don't you got a football game to go to?!
Roman Xmas carrol: Christians roasting on an open fire ...
Seize time by the forelock.
Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not.
"UUhhh, no thanks. That won't be necessary." - Butt-Head
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Oxymoron: smokeless cigarette
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
Many pages make a thick book
"Bother," said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad.
Avoid a mess: Cover the dog before you microwave it.
Did Bill know he was marrying the future president??
Let me stand next to your fire - Hendrix
"You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must pay!" - Cornholio
Universe Corrupted - Unable to recover Reality...
Hi, I am Bic Pentameter. `,/`,/`,/`,/`,
Sign at bake sale: Cakes - $.66 Upside down cakes - $.99
Sign Here: __________________________________
How did the blonde kill the bird? Threw it off a cliff.
The knowledge that a secret exists is half the secret.
Oxymoron: Patiently Wait.
For a good time call 911....
All stressed out, and no one to choke ...
Oxymoron: Black light.
Inane tagline found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)wipe better one
She said she had nothing to wear. I smiled.
Eliminate all ethics from your diet.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
One who is in peril thinks with their legs.
Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop!
The best exercise for a cat is a dog.
I may not always be perfect, but i'm always me!
"Dammit, Beavis, if there's one thing I know, it's chicks." Butt-Head
To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves.
Look out! The Moderator is on the prowl again!
"Who came up with this stupid Wheel of Morality idea, anyway?" - Dot
DO IT WITH LOVE AND IT WORKS OUT BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Avoid cliches like the plague...they're a dime a dozen.
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
House Cat: A feline that has trained humans for pets!
Mulder: You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween.
Luck is something you make for yourself !!!!
"LOOK! There goes Ted Turnover!" - Yakko
If you find a car while cutting your grass, you might be a Redneck.
Benign: what you are after you be eight.
The cost of feathers has risen.... Now even down is up!
"Bother," said Pooh as he was forced to watch Babylon 5.
Scottish country dancers are reel people
One modem said to another: Hey, you've got a nice baud!
Suppressive fire - won't.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...You must learn control...
Surely you joust!
Gone Chopin, will be Bach in a Minuet.
"We can't fire full phasers with our screens up." Scott
I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbit drive up.
Hello little girl, want some candy?
Pres. Clinton's master health plan disks were found to have a virus.
I hate questionarres -Worf
TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids.
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
"I've been to the Abyss. *Not* a fun place." - Tasslehoff Burfoot
URA Redneck if you call your father, "Uncle Dad".
Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you!
Hug your Moderator daily, send him candy on his birthday.
I'd love to, but there's a disturbance in the Force.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.<Thiesen>
In the suitcase on the left you'll find my favorite axe
He is almost a statesman. He lies well.
Louisiana: The reason why inbreeding is illegal.
Irk your SYSOP. Use Tag-X and select the BIGGEST quote box.
You can look like a Klingon too! Just don't buckle up!
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
Clip and mail with receipt for rebate │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." - Han Solo
Clinton is to Washington as 'Pong' is to a Cray.
How many Proof of Purchase Seals for that one?
Lie: I got it as a gift and already have one.(I hate it!)
Why does the Bermuda Triangle exist? Elvis needs boats.
* *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* *
"Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in.
Chains required. Whips optional.
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..."
Anyone could do it with manuals...
I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. ■ Picard
Fools to the left of me,feeders to the right; I need a REAL job!-Londo
"The continuum didn't think you had it in you." - Q
A dog sees God in his master...while a cat must only gaze in a mirror. A
Innocent, but still trying!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl.
"Bother," said Pooh, on his deathbed
Surface must be clean and free of debris before applying
Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
It's the "Duke Gabe and his two Roof-Rack Squires" show!
"T" --- The most commonly used Key in OLX.
Bald Eagle + Spotted Owl = Owl Gore
I don't care if you don't like my ponytail! Worf
The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge.
"Military Defeats" ─ by Major Disaster and General Mayhem
The last minute is always the most productive!
Fire, of course...
"Bother," said Pooh, then he pulled his 9mm and wasted the intruder.
He is simply the finest officer with whom I have ever served- Picard
Here we go again...
But I DID read the manual ...
Love truth but pardon error.
Have you seen the power of SPAM yet, @TOFIRST@?
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
They're shoe mirrors. Why do you ask?
"Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah!
Yo momma so black that they marked her absent in night school.
Tower: "Say position." Pilot: "Position."
We look for things to make you mad. -- Pakled Q
My boss is tempermental. 50 temper & 50 mental.
All Scottish food is based on a dare.
Firemen DO IT with a lot of heat.
I support user intimate software.
Dragon to knight: Leaving so soon? It's almost lunchtime...
"Here's my bill. That should stop you from smoking for a few months."
"And now, the end is near..." -- Elvis Presley
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk?
There's a light, over at the Frankenstein place!
**** Nothing Follows ****
Checking total RAM... 10K total system RAM... ERROR
Psychology: The art of turning stupidity into illness
Why haven't you checked on the children?
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
I find your lack of faith.....disturbing. - Darth Vader
SPAM - Squirrels, Possum and Mice.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to see additional line
Real Programmers think an 8-hour day is for sissies.
Life is a bifurcating chaotic attractor, and then you die
Chestnuts: a painful, embarrassing condition.
OXYMORON : Industrial park
"One for the vaults!" -- Frank N. Furter
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes."
GET YOUR OWN TAGLINE !!
NING! This tagline will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
Shalom, Y'all!
Def: Politics: When one makes a decision that involves others.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kanga gave birth to a monster.
Mynocks... yeah, chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER
"Bother", said Pooh, and twited the moderator.
I will not drive the principal's car -Bart
Where you stand depends on where you sit.
Oxymoron: plastic straw
"Pleasant dreams..." -- Biafra
Oxymoron: dumb student at Oxford
Even worse than raining cats & dogs is hailing taxi's.
This is not what you think.
Come waste a Knight with me.
Clinton--looks like Carter, quacks like Carter...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he put the message in the wrong conference.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
"How far can I send this cat for $30?"
"Bother," said Pooh, telling the girl his wife didn't understand him.
Break the PACS' grip on Congress.
Only command not rejected by a cat: EAT
He who dies with the most TAGLINES is still dead.
I had to delete Windows,my cat ate the mouse.
"A good man doesn't betray his own people!" -- Kira
AD&D Quote: Magic users are WIMPS!
Oxymoron: loose tights
"Bother," said Pooh, as Freddy used his body to kill Piglet.
=[ >=o] >Q=oP >*=o] ]= <-- Warner Sibs Family Portrait.
Skating on the wrong side of the ice.
CNN Headlines: President Clinton caught when stealing Taglines.
URA Redneck if you are allowed to bring your dog to work.
At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate.
"Never make love to a woman who's wearing spurs!
Intel: Losing market share in 1995!
Trees moving back and forth make the wind blow.
The wheel turns, does it not <G'kar>
I have driven thru downtown Manhattan at lunchtime...on a
Big Brother is watching you!
I'm in a ANSI state of mind !! colorful!! Huhhh?
There's more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander.
All hockey players are equal, excpet some SCORE more often than others.
"It could cure, or kill, Doctor." Spock
"I've fallen and I can't giddayup" - Mr. Ed
Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change.<Mansfield>
"Don't Wake The Baby" ─ by Elsie Cries
I am Barney of Borg. You will be nauseated.
God must love stupid people; He made so many of them.
Wanna take a ride in a BIG car little girl!
Def: Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he backed up onto the wrong tape.
Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard
No, sweetheart, being a moderator won't take up much time. - Myra I Fox
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
├÷µï╚R2÷╤Γ╤Γï┬╤Γ+SQmαTï≤Ñg is eating my taglines.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now.
I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying
GODISNOWHERE
BBS Lingo: YKYARW; You Know You're A Redneck When...
If every lie was true...
Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner.
If you can't stay healthy, find a sickness you like.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
"If the house was on fire, who would you save first, me or the cat?"
"Even in his agony, the fire pleased him..." - The Stand
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
Divorces $85. Satifaction guaranteed or your partner back
The price of liberty is eternal vigilance...
Cats are so marvellously true to themselves.
Hello, I am part number │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││
Oxymoron: minor disaster
"I'm 34...I'm 34 years old." Kirk
No one told me how hard and lonely change is.<Gilbertson>
If at first you don't succeed, t'hell with it!
Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Moderator!
Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses actually DO something!
RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site
"I need a pair of dancing shoes with steel-toe caps."
BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?
Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
True life begins when the kids leave home and he dog dies
Clinton only has to deal with an unbalanced budget.
Not the Cheapest, The Least Expensive of Quality!
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable.
We're not corporate raiders or generals. -- Wisetongue
Bah, Humbug! Don't post 'til next year. - Moderator Christmas greeting.
If Charity means giving, then I give it to you.
"Books will speak plain when counsellors blanch." -- Bacon
Cannot load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt - Truth Not Found!
Bus drivers do it in transit.
.........Buy Israeli War Bagels...........
Home of the 99 and 44/100 % Public Forum (in exile).
I was born to speak all taglines and no matter. -- Tagspeare
The gun Clinton went duck hunting with would be banned.
You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
Q wants to do something NICE for me. I'll alert the crew. -- Riker
No one does as much harm as one going about doing good.
Unpopular Bible Fact: He who hates, risks going to Hell. (Mt. 5:21-22)
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
"Bother," said Pooh as Scotty beamed him up.
Know God - know Peace! * * * * No God - no Peace!
What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
If it isn't borken, don't fix it.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps.
If a felon is one who commits a felony, God is an iron.
Bière qui coule ne manque pas de mousse.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for nice people
I deposited my heart in the banks of the Seine...
Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped?
We used to rob the rich and give to the poor. -- Shakespeare
Melted Fruit Snacks on Keyboard. Delete Children? (Y/n)
Dontcha KNOW? Cantcha C?
π_/_|\_ π=o--o=.____*___ π CAR cat
Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times...
The UARTs canna take it anymore, Captain!
All taglines are curently busy. Please try again later.
Die Hard: Forever
You're glowin' like a horse, Margaret! - Dennis
Make like Madonna and be on your toes.
Friends help you move. True friends help you move... bodies.
"Head of Security" ─ by Barb Dwyer
URA Redneck if the rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front
WARNING: Militant Nuclear Reformed Smoker approaches..
URA Redneck if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
"Oh sure. Now I'm useful." -- Force
If my girlfriend caught me on this board...
Who needs ANSI to be colorful??
Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette.
You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you.
DM's Lie Alot. Players just Cheat.
It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure!
Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
It's COW'S blood. He uses it to thin his paints! - Don Schanke
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades.
That is why I am your King!
URA Redneck if you've ever BBQ'd Spam on the grill.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes.
009. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
Put the cat out! Why? It's not on fire
The only thing that didn't happen to Job was Windows.
I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff.
Bill Clinton: America's leading truthophobe!
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .
Laziness is a heavy burden . Irish Proverb .
It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want!
"Johnny, do you like gladiator movies?"
My excrement is non-aromatic
GI: Feeding stray kittens. BI: Feeding stray kittens to a bear.
Welcome to the only nice motel in town.
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Football: violence with committee meetings.
This tagline extolls the virtues of self-referentiality!
Attn Gadgets Anonymous: A capucino machine that also takes pictures.
Weird Gravity: One man's cieling is another man's wall.
Ura Redneck if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
Even the smallest candle burns bright in the darkness.
"These lines, I'll have no trouble remembering." -- Bela Lugosi
10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING!
Christianity: Judaism for Windows
90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation.
My doctor has cure for senility, but he can't remember it
*Who WAS that masked mailer?*
There is no Sanity Clause.
Windows is really a user-surly interface.
As funny as a case of the crabs.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
buying Windows:the real "Unrecoverable Application Error"
Anybody who thinks I'M strange ought to meet YOU!
All I need to know I learned from my cat.
A fate worse than death: . . .to be married alive.
Your brain: OS/2 Your brain on drugs: Windows
Gimme Just A Little More Time
For that you have to travel to the nearest county seat.
Oxymoron: no action
Easy Does It. But Do It
I used to have 19,200 taglines, but then TLX crashes
Belfry: The directory for .BAT files!
Don't throw away tour tags. RECYCLE
D E V O was right!
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Always factor alimony into the price of a Computer...
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user"
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
"I'm not a thief.." - Quark "You are a thief!" - Odo
Everybody's gotta be a critic ...
Oxymoron: Silent noise.
No good deed goes unpunished - Mark Twain.
The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
Windows NT: New Technology? I don't think so...
Folks who have no vices have few virtues.
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt.
"Are we being punished?" - Wakko Warner
Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet?
I SNORT MY MONEY UP MY MODEM! :%)
The Force is what gives the Jedi his power. That and batteries.
"I said go away! I am missing Bay Watch." - Wally Llama (Animaniacs)
Lie: I've never betrayed a confidence.
This echo is really great for stealing Taglines.
"Oh, the shame of it all. My father a Sith."
Forty Days in the Saddle by Major Bumsore
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way!
"If it happens, it must be possible." - The Unnamed Law
OXYMORON : MicroSoft Works.
Tag Ripping should be a sport.
Nothing in Policy4 implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement!
As funny as a warrant disclaimer.
Hoover, nobody does it like you!
They wanted to make me poster boy for birth control
Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m.
I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0!
I take drugs and sing rock and roll. Look what it did for Elvis.
Where's Mike Roberts when you need him?
He's driving me crazy! - Q to Picard about Fox
Eat your words, Riker. :-) Your ship crashed with you in command.
Do I have pets? Do Playboy Bunnies count?
Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu.
New Divorce Barbie, She comes with all Ken's accessories!
"Falling off a Cliff" ─ by Eileen Dover
News Headline: Get involved with drugs before your children do.
Stupidity is not a handicap... ask a Conservative!
I have NOT lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere
"Believe it or not, Worf is developing a sense of humor." - Yar
"Beardy-head!" - Mindy
He who laughs last is probably your boss!
My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Poop.
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the message reader! ...Zzzzzap!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system?
DM Advice: Used character sheets make good tinder.
Good Morning! Nice of you guys to drop by! -- Han Solo
...Vultures only fly with carrion luggage ....
Why not recycle?
A
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I
Color
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MSI - Bringing it all together in '92
February is National Get-Your-Cat-Fixed Month
Bill Clinton - on the cutting edge of societal pollution.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog...
A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow.
DM Advice: To maintain game balance, all wizards must die young.
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile." - K.Lehenbauer
Error finding CUTE.DOT-- DOT.SYS not loaded.
ARMED men are citizens, UNARMED men are Greek statues!
Appease the Moderator Monster. Send Jelly Babies.
Had brain washed, can't do a thing with it.
Def: Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Please pray that Clinton won't trash the economy!
Why don't the blind skydive? The dogs hate it.
"Well, sibs, there it is.... the Garage Sale!" - Yakko
BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine. Beverly
Bumper sticker: My kid beat up your honor roll student.
No user serviceable parts inside.
Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do.
Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant
Taco Bell is *NOT* a Mexican phone company!
If God wanted me on topic, why'd he make moderators the way he did?
"Obedience is submission veiled with gravity." - Funboy
"Does this have something to do with an X-File?" -- Dana Scully
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
The quality goes in before the tagline goes on.
I'm in charge!!! But don't tell my cat!
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
"Computers make excellent and efficient servants." -- Spock
BATches, BATches, we don' need no steenkin' BATches!
I'm a figment of my sysop's imagination (and pocketbook)!
"Geronimo!" - Dot Warner "Chief Flying Eagle!" - Wakko Warner
Oxymoron: Government assistance.
I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
And this is your brain with bacon and hash-browns...
But I don't like the cat. Shut up and eat your dinner!
Hind sight is better depending on who's hind.
ALERT! ALERT!... No, it's TWO Lerts!
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
"We're done." "Of course you are, boys, of course you are." - Buzzcut
"Sorry, pal, you can't come in here with a tie."
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
I bought some batteries but they weren't included...
I THINK...therefore I KNOW!
Make like lightening and bolt.
Oxymoron: fast idle
Def: Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal.
Cal Webster headbutts steel posts for fun.
URA Redneck if you're arrested for getting relief in an ice machine.
"Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi!
It's not my Fault! Taglines have a mind of thier own!
Real Programmers never refuse a drink.
"No. Do you know who I am?" - Yakko
No, you can't use the pho........ NO CARRIER
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Is this the best this board has to offer???
AD&D Lesson #174: Don't *ever* tease a dragon about its mother.
Singing-- "Do Wah Ditti, Ditti, Dum Ditti Doo."
URA Redneck if there is a wasp nest in your living room.
"It looks like 8-0 Canada" - Foster Hewitt
URA Redneck if you think people who have electricity are uppity.
In a bad mood? Clog the sink!
■ So long and thanks for all the flesh ■
A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Buffalo Bob of Borg - "What time is it? Assimilation time!"
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
"Marriage is give and take. I eat your cooking so you do the dishes."
2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left
Cat HAIR all over the keyboardDon't blame me for spelling errors. Cat mystery:
"Where's the cheese?" asked Tom gratingly.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy Pit Bull...
Windows v47.4 - We * * ALMOST * * have it right!!!
Happiness is six rounds in the kill zone.
Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER
Pete Rose by any other name would smell of sweat.
I my wife,I my cat, I Med, I if I do, if I don't
Air bags... Inflation we can live with!
Newspaper Ad - Vacation Special: Have your house exterminated.
"I don't think so, Homey don't play dat!"
Rasta just want to live in peace...get a piece...lots
With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?
Mail packet: Dehydrated letters, just add computer!
The newest books are those that never grow old.
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
BREAKFAST SERVED ANY TIME.FrenchToastDuringTheRenaissance
Put brain in gear before letting clutch out on SLiMeR.
"Mr. Worf, fire phasers at the receiver of this message!" ... Zzzzzap!
The only truly irreplaceable thing is time.
Help stamp out, abolish, and eliminate redundancy!
"That's a chain reaction," Tom said atomically.
Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Let's win this one and go home. - George A. Custer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ue manufacturer
Break out the bullwhip. Justice will be administered.
Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Vader
Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN -- Sysop Not Loaded.
"Bother," said Pooh as he swung from the gallows beside Piglet
"We're practically the size of mice, Brain." - Pinky
Old is when all the phone numbers in your black book are doctors.
"Kirk! Don't do this to me! It's unhuman!" Mudd
I My Dog. I My Cat. I My Wife. I days.
Clinton - From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who smoked pot!
Troi of Borg - All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated.
"Fire? Fire?!? What do you expect to accomplish?" -- Recoil
People who live in glass houses, don't need WINDOWS!
"Kellemes kara'csonyi u"nnepeket e's boldog u'j e'vet." -Hungarian Xmas
If it ain't borken, don't fix it.
Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation.
Ura Redneck if your idea of going formal is a black truck.
So I told a fib ....big deal <g>
Oxymoron: Advanced BASIC
"But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
Cats - nature's own pop-up targets!
The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS!
"Bother," said Pooh, and filed suit.
Real sysops have a fan on their computer at all times.
If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT!
I see you've done some redecorating. - Riker
A KGB keyboard has no ESC key.
Error stealing tagline!
Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH!
The mad scientists are calling. -- Crow T. Robot
Nuns do it out of habit.
"We will crush them with the screams of toddlers." -- Wesley
"This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice" - Dana Scully
Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi
"Junior, quit playing with your floppy!"
Howard Stern fully endorses IBM's OS/2 GUI environment!
bad or missing sysop
Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God...but don't tell anyone
Those who do not want to learn will lead enterprises.
God is a comic playing to an audience that won't laugh.
Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA!
Cogito ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam.
Could you continue your petty bickering?
PREDICTION: You are reading a message right now.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
"In the land of the free, now that's comedy!" - Slappy
The second gunman on the grassy knoll was$^!#$^@ NO CARRIER
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
All general statements are false.
It only took my wife 2 1/2 cars to learn how to drive.
Someone stole my kishka when I turned my back!
I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!
Famous Last Words #68: "Don't worry, I can handle it."
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
Poland's favorite Olympic sport: javeline catching.
<BOOM!> "Trouble!" "How perceptive, Betsy. We noticed!"
Star Trek VIII: JTK - directed by Oliver Stone!
Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
"I hate to risk one of my lives for a politician." - Rita
"Wouldn't You Know It" ─ by Murphy Slaw
Reality - like truth - seems to be such a slippery thing. -Myra I Fox
Profuse apologies to the registered rabble.
URA Redneck if your home needs a hitch.
Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument?
Exploding Wizard Falls Out of Tower...GIF at 11.
Famous Last Words #22: "Brak? That's a stupid name for a barbarian."
Cat: Pit bull junk food.
Feline of Borg: You will be assimilated, but rub my tummy
<universal, generic, on-topic tagline>
Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change!
Modem Law: +++ATH = @#%5#nj3//... NO CARRIER
* TrekTag:Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, and Wesley's the top D/L
The sound of a Sysop reading mail <cr><cr><cr><cr> <=The *T.A.*'s fave!
*Share* the Bible all you like, just keep it out of the law.
"Navidad Ara Pora." - Guarani Christmas
I inherited curiosity from my cat. Why do you ask?
Def: Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria.
PC: I mount my horse.
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal.
Professionals are predictable ... it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Absence makes the heart go wander.
Crawford told me, so it MUST be true!
"You know, you should meet my pet..." - Dot Warner
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
You must never quit insisting. <Clausen>
Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised.
I feel much better now that I've given up hope.
There's no such thing as Just a Cat!
Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Being overweight sure shows up in my jeans!
Instant Human: Just add caffeine.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he digested the razor blade in the apple
CAT (n): A walking ego with fur.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey
"Technology won't save us." - George Lucas
Bill Clinton doesn't lie...he's ethically challenged.
Let me explain it to you VERY slowly: NO CARRIER
Mimic the turtle. To get places, it sticks its neck out!
Ever since I last moved, I've been in the same place.
I don't steal tag lines; I just recycle them.
Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop.
"Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower."
"Floggings will continue until morale improves!"
Don't use! This tagline is copyrighted and trademarked!
Florida: Waiting room for God!
"This is gonna be cool." - Butt-Head
Then, are you saying you are not normal? :-)
Not tonight, dear, I have to watch Animaniacs.
URA Redneck if there's more than 5 McDonalds bags on your car's floor.
Your mind powers will not work on me, boy. -- Jabba the Hutt
One brick shy of a load.
The Religious Right's health plan: kill the doctors.
"Johnny, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
Oxymoron: brave politician
Real Programmers don't work for the government at all.
Anything not nailed down is a dog toy.
Lie: I'm sorry I didn't day hello. I didn't see you.
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or SysOp...
Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl.
My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf
TV Truth: Women always have to be rescued.
Remember, somewhere, somehow, a Sysop is watching you.
X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files.
Lie: You made it from scratch. I could never tell.
"You want the impossible" - Luke Skywalker
H y! Wh r did my " " k y go?
I won't criticize the moderator, I might get NO CARRIER
"Are there any side effects to these pills apart from bankruptcy?"
In a bad mood? Never remember anyone's name!
Wanna confuse people? Quote from the wrong message!
Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.
I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich right now.
Support your consultant - they have needs also.
"PBS is pretty cool." - Butt-Head
Awwww its just a Harmless little Bunny!
It's got what it takes, so why can't this be love?
No, I'm NOT an Extended Character.
Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy
Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am?
Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh huh
"Bother," said Pooh, as the tsetse fly bit him
Oxymoron: Religious Fundamentalists.
Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?
I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! -- Wesley
ACHT NEUN NEUN SIEBEN ACHT DREI NEUN
Why are you wasting your time reading taglines?
I had low blood pressure. My doctor sent me a bill. I'm fine now.
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having.
It's NEW! Malibu Barbie's torture chamber!
Q: Why'd the convict want a computer?
Oxymoron: Local Network.
LARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Oxymoron: Sane Warner Sibling
Duplicate or blank Taglines
Love stinks.
What's another word for thesaurus? - s.w.
Anesthetists do it painlessly.
Step 1: Insert Windows into Linear Accelerator.
Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery.
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
In a bad mood? Call somebody up at 3am!
Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt.
Scotty Says - If the shoe fits...EAT IT!
Kirk says "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"
"Are you quacking at me? Are you quacking at me?" - Bobby
Paranoia is heightened awareness!!
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
There are only two kinds of users, Moderators and targets.
"In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon." - Q to Worf
Hey! I hear there's a `Moderator' coming soon.
In a bad mood? Teach someone tape-based batch Fortran!
I guess it's what happens when you have multiple Moderators.
"Is there such a thing as a bathroom scale with shock absorbers?"
"With liberty and justice for all." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Barium - What you do when CPR fails
Plagiarize, that's why God made your eyes... - Tom Lehrer
URA Redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Blondes do it all the time, it's a gift!
An 8080 in a 68000 environment
QWERTY rules!
New Taglines are below this line !
Living is making choices - Picard
If COWS have HORNS why do they MOO instead of HONK?
I called her a dumb blonde. She said, "No help wanted!"
"Selamat Hari Natal." - Indonesian Christmas
"We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle." - Crix Madine
"Wait a minute. We've already considered this!"--HoloDoc
Scotty! Beam me AUGGGG!!!! 2b:~ NO CARRIER
Common BBS talk: ILYKL; I'll let you know later.
Golf: Baseball for those that don't have 8 friends.
Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one end.
2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do!
Mr Worf, take him directly to Sickbay - Riker
"Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato
How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait..
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
Famous Last Words #40: "Lolth, Schmolth - get Ms. Ugly outa my way!"
"Taxi! How much to the airport if I drive?"
Knees buckle? Belt won't? Then you know you're old.
Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar.
Pessimists do it with a sigh.
I am VR of Borg. You will be simulated!
Never forget your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he read Gravis Support's latest offering.
Other than that, how was the parade Mrs. Kennedy?
People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he wrestled with the Moderator.
And Man said: Let there be God, and there was God!
Most of our future lies ahead.
All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission!
Better a coward for a minute than dead forever.
Windows: A virtual reality survival training simulator.
Bother! said Pooh, as Yoda told him Leia was his sister.
I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk?
I am Trellane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna.
If you got it flaunt it! If you haven't, rent it!
He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty.
Buying Windows, an Unrecoverable Application Error
True terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Someone blew out his pilot light
Every valuable idea offends someone.
When in doubt, truncat
Clinton thinks he's a wit. At least he's HALF right.
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp.
Peace through superior firepower
URA Redneck if you get an estimate from the barber to cut your hair.
"Stop leading the witness!" "Okay, you lead."
Wonder is the foundation of philosophy, ignorance the end
Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
"Ciao, America!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)
"And get these tribbles off the bridge." Kirk
Renewable energy source for hot air ballons.
To the old cat, the tender mouse.
Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you.
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
The Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation.
Just say no to taglines
Ivo Andric - Montenegro's first Nobel Laureate
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Careful, ladies. He wets his pants.
Find a contradiction? Check your premises.
Darn my hσnε └iⁿΣ ïs n°¡s¥¡
URA Redneck if you've never paid for a haircut.
After three days of intense pain, the snake died - Riker
The best advice, is that you don't have to take it.
If ignorance is bliss, Moderators must be >very< happy!
To get a loan you must prove you don't need it.
A committee is 12 men doing the work of one.
When in a hurry, why are all traffic signals red?
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
dont ever let your self be seen punk in drublic.
My spinal cord has been given notice, Tom fired back.
Snickers! The Candy Bar With A Sense Of Humor!
Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Modem away!
"Mr. Puppet-Head's hungry." - Yakko Warner
Whips and chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem.
My other vehicle is a Super Star Destroyer.
Cat - a dog with an attitude problem.
"If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." ■ Odo
He who is ignorant of the past, is condemned to repeat it
My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation
As funny as a just-peed-in swimming pool.
Are you sure (N/N)?
The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it.
Oxymoron: mail service
Ura Redneck if you can take your bra off while driving.
Where know tagline as gone before....
Klaatu! Barada Nicto!
BCNU...................Be seeing you ....
I don't want to be Trickled down on any longer!
Bimbosity: Degree of being a bimbo.
None of the Edmonton players has the name GIZMO on their back!
I'd rather wear out than rust out.
Swiped it anyway, and NOTHING happ^$@$^- NO CARRIER
Feet Smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
True Irishmen don't use Shamrocks, they use real rocks.
Do unto others before they do unto you
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
Mother, don't point Father at me. He may be loaded again!
Make both love and war: Get married
Words cannot express what words cannot express.
Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court?
Sector Not Found, Go to Your Room!
This open hand of desire wants everything.
URA Redneck if you've ever hit on someone in a VD clinic.
Sysops do it moderately.
Fire Mr Worf!! <Worf runs in, extinguisher at the ready>
Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English?
Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see.
URA Redneck if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
Yo momma so ugly she scares wild life.
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." ─ Victor Borge
My cat had puppies, so I spayed the cricket.
I have a photographic memory. What's your name again?
Oxymoron: Regular Random.
What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too?
I came, I saw, she conquered. -- L. Long
This is your sysop. ┬╟┤ï$ ¡s á µsÉΓ φñ dΓµg$.
REAL men sleep in the wet spot!
Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?
URA Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.
If(Windows=You) then let length(YourWalk) > length(pier)
I wrote this tagline JUST for @TO@.
AAAAA - American Association Against Alliteration Abuse
"Better let her go, Sisko. She's all we've got." -- Odo
Burning down the house !(1234123412341234)
But what about Bob?
If you are short of everything but enemy, you are in combat.
"Ever try to read the Bill of Rights to a cop?" -- Biafra
Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!"
URA Redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
Veni, Vedi, Clinti - I came, I saw, I lied.
My mind to your mind... NO CARRIER
My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
I'm married!? Was I *that* drunk!?
But Santa, Naughty IS Nice!
Oxymoron: intense disinterest
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke.
Why don't the other cadets like me??? * Wesley
"All I'm interested in is justice." -- Odo
We should behave to others as we wish others to behave to us,Aristotle
All recipes require at least one extra trip to the store.
"The kitchen's on fire again."
Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching.
C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh
You don't have to be Felinni to figure that out.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying.
Medical Tricorder *bzzzt* Oh, gee, I better lie down. - Picardo
"You can't have my shiny thing!": Cat
Want a good laugh? Look in the mirror!
When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears.
"But he's not a man, he is Chicken Boo." - Animaniacs
This fellow's wise enough to play the fool.
Oxymoron: Straightforward Subterfuge.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead and taglined. -- Tagspeare
Ginger's Port Limited: Home of the 85 meg messagebase.
Mr. Worf, <dramatic pause> fire!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the flames swallowed his card collection.
Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before!
Simple solutions for a weird age.
How many people actually read these anyway?
Oxymoron: One who has used too much acne goo.
Look at the world through DOS eyes!
Thou shalt remember the 11th commandment and keep it wholly. L. Long
Must sell health food store due to failing health.
A businessman is judged by the company he keeps solvent.
When CPR fails, does the doctor order "Barium?"
As funny as a paper cut.
Whenever I use Elvis stamps, I have my hound dog lick them.
"He don't look like Bela..." -- Tor Johnson
Nepotism is relational.
"They're all dead. They just don't know it yet." - The Crow
Marriages are made in heaven; so are thunder & lightning.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the war bird decloaked.
...cautiously euphemistic ...
I've lost my 'X' key!!!!
W/Windows and $3000 in hardware, you can emulate an Amiga
The observation lounge has been turned into a swamp - Riker
Those who fail to repeat history are doomed to study it.
Religion & are spring from the same root & are close kin.<Cather>
Firemen DO IT best in the heat.
"Dogs... go fig." - Rita
If you butter a cat's back, what side would it land on?
I love peace and quiet. Give me a piece and I'll be quiet
Channel Z - all static, all day, FOREVER!
I am Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as--<BELCH>!
Mulder: That's a lot of firepower just to protect Mother Nature.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead, assimilate my day!
Flushing N.Y., what an EXCELLENT idea!
43% voted for Clinton, but few admit it now!
Stupid or apathetic? Don't know and don't care.
Birth control pills are a tax deduction only if they don't work
I'll have the Turtle Soup, and make it snappy.
My lifetime listens to yours.<Ruckeyser>
Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out.
Bother! said Pooh... am I a lieutenant or a chief petty officer?
"As soon as we got married I realized 2 can live as cheaply as 6."
There are such things as monsters. -- Belle, Bone Gnawer
What luck! The DLS is running a special on embalming!
Hey, nice tagline! (Sulu, activate the tractor beam.)
Don't forget: Abscess makes the heart grow fonder.- Groucho Marx
SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
PS/2 it? PS/on it!
"We went to Greece for a 2nd honeymoon. Six days and seven fights."
Windows give me panes!
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
PCZ port 4 speed 2400 rz nyuk nyuk nyah nyah
Never drop acid *before* you carve the turkey.
If Sysops were really smart, they'd be users!
Excuse me - it's time for my medication now.
Have you ever noticed what "golf" spells backwards?
And God said, "I'll buy a vowel."
"What is Conservatism?" -- Lincoln
IBM OS/2 should be your OS too!
"Bother," said Pooh as his cable gun jammed.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he kicked the gamer into a pit.
Perot/Bush/Quayle: The millionaire, Skipper and Gilligan
Inhale to the Chief...and to her husband, too!
And I have no fear of killing you - Data to Worf
I guess I'll never change the World...What a relief!!!
Jumbo shrimp = oxymoron.
Oxymoron: half dead
Call me crazy! I can live without ICONS!
PMS - Learning when to keep your mouth shut.
If only AT&T knew what I was do≈2╪O▒:┤¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
Jesus, Toto, let's lay off the windowpane, OK?
There are *reasons* why eating out is better than cooking!
"What's so troublesome about not having died?" - McCoy
"Bother," said Pooh, taking the last hit from his grass.
Home Safety Tip for Men #1: Don't iron naked.
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Next incarnation, I have dibs on being a porn star
I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter.
Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help!
You have been selected for a secret mission.
Those with no sense of humor become Moderators.
Twenty-four hours, 24 beers...
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
I sense ... The Moderator!
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
I fed a lemon to my cat - and got a sour puss.
URA Redneck if there's a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
Command lines forever! GUI .. yuck .. ptui!
Lost - NO! Locationally Challenged - YES!
If life was picture-perfect, I wouldn't have negatives.
And now, Dot's Poetry Corner...
Chocolate: the other major food group.
In Nova Scotia we have a word for sushi -- bait.
Hell for one of the Muppets: Farfromcookie.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Geordi found a NEW problem.
Power corrupts, otherwise why bother?
Well begun is half done.
Fools make strange bed-fellows!--jkb
Why does Clinton want to send 10,000 Americans to Bosnia?
Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City?
Borg of Istanbul, Constantinople is irrelevant
URA Redneck if you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Hmmmm... what's this red butto╣╗╞║├NO CARRIER
Don't you think? Or don't you?
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.
Somewhere, somehow, a Moderator is watching you.
Survival is a form of restance.<Le Sueur>
"Goddess made the cat so wo/man could caress the lion."
Hackers do It with all sorts of characters
Health is the slowest possible rate to die
* <-- Tribble Q*p <-- Wakko Tribble
(°°) Any fool can make a rule. (°°)
Happy Modeming, Always!
Warning: Too many messages can be hazardous to you health
"Your birthday's next week. D'you want a surprise party?"
No taglines were harmed during the writing of this msg.
Odo, is there any more Jello in the fridge? Odo? Odo?!?
He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck.
Oxymoron: Awfully good
DSN is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek.
Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada
Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!
Sometimes even fools make good suggestions.
Nothing is more relaxed than a sleeping cat.
Redneck: Member of the white southern rural laboring class.
"We need a 10-gauge needle", Tom hypothesized.
Oxymoron: paid amateur
I can never find the time to procrastinate.
All Taglines lead to the end of the message.
E = mc² ± 2 dB
Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.
I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
Never assume conspiracy when stupidity will explain it.
Lawyers: the larval stage of politicians.
You're new around here, aren't you? -Riker
When Bashir grows up he wants to be Riker
"Great Scott!"
Never fight with a bear in his own cave.
"I want to learn more about baloney!" - Dot
"Say 'no new taxes' without laughing."
"What are they doing?" Alice 2 "They're celebrating." Kirk
Taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap...Fireball!
"A joke...is a story with a humorous climax." - Spock
"Buildings burn, people die, but true love is forever." - Sarah
Republican: Health Care Plan; Don't Get Sick.
Always question Authority; oft venal and rong
Righteous Program, Dude!
Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks!
This tagline contains 100% ùn╞nöwñ ⌠¡bêτs.■
People are boring. Computers are fun.
You learn something useless every day.
Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones???
Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated.
Either lead, follow, or get out of the way!
What a long strange trip it's been...
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic!
Sects, sects, sects, can't you think about anything else?
And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will!
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
But I thought YOU did the backups...
The Nightcrawler's waiting for you. - LaCroix
Oxymoron: vanilla fudge
Clinton: n: another LBJ in the White House!
When in doubt, do what the President does, guess.
Bother! said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline.
The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth!
"The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force." - Darth Vader
Can I have an IMPULSE ITEM instead?
Catholic girls... send me a dozen!
GLH Computers -- Looking for parts REPLY to Greg for info
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's
"Okkie-dokkies!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
How about a bumper sandwich, booger-lips?
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit
Hold a hard drive to your ear. Listen to the C:
"Bother", said Pooh, as he received his Compuserve bill.
Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode!
If it's PHYSICAL, It's THERAPY! Or is it...no, that's it!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
ANOREXEC SCHIZOPHRENIA..afraid my girlfriend won't eat me
Well, why not?
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Life's Not Passing Me By. It's Running Me Over!!
Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch?
Tchaikovsky: winner of the War of 1812
Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff dug out of the dirt.
Riker, you're so stolid! You weren't that way BEFORE the beard. -- Q
I think beards are a sign of strength. - Riker
URA Redneck if your mother has a spit cup by her ironing board.
Ahhhh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Nobody knows the Taglines I've seen, messages unto the world!
That's no moon... That's an AT&T logo.
"Hmmmmm....take you to him I will." - Yoda
Vuja De.......The feeling you've never been here before!
Be careful. I _do_ tend to take things literally. - LaCroix
PKZip 3.0 - the hope of our grandchildren!
It's not death if you refuse it... it is if you accept it.
Ignore your health and it will go away.
Help! I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory!
Bajorans don't like it when you yank their chains.
"The 'chain' of command is often a noose." - McCoy
One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot.
A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help
Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!
"Who's Jim Varney?", he asked earnestly?
REAL Roleplayers cast Control Dungeon Master.
MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed
Liscensed DOS operator.
All new mail readers must be released by September 30!
My senior year - The best 5 years of my life.
Even flow. Thoughts arrive like butterflies.
URA Redneck if your richest relative's house needs the tires removed.
Tagline cleared by U.S. military.
"Just what it looks like: death by natural causes." McCoy
Society for Creative Anachronism.
Coming Soon: Artificial Stupidity
Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative
"Mind what you have learned. Save you it can." - Yoda
Make friends ith sysops; page at 3 AM.
Real SysOps don't leave mail to users begging them to post.
How did I get here, and WHO are YOU???
"Bother," said the Moderator to Pooh, &$&^%NO CARRIER
"How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." - R. Limbaugh
Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go?
Without waves there would be no change
Semper Fi, dude.
Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Another case of: chronic anal cranial intrusion.
<------------------- Space for SALE! ------------------>
Bother! said Pooh... I've fallen and I can't get up!
"The `Poor Cat in the Rain' look. It never fails." - Rita
Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable!
Can't get the damn tagline fuction to work right!
Coming to you in 1996: The 1995 CFL schedule!!!!!
"It's about 90% strength and 40% technique." Walker, Wrist-Wrest Champ
Drilling holes in his head's not the answer. ■ McCoy
URA Redneck if you think Slim Fast is Reba McEntire's drummer.
A wicked book cannot repent.
Def: Jury: Twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
"Don't tell her... she's adopted." - Yakko Warner
Def: Seizure: a Roman emperor
Life is the storm before the calm...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the liquid iron ore crucible
Where there's smoke, there's dinner.
Patience my a**, I wanna KILL something!!!!!!
I never DENY anything <G>
If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em??
Tag-X Pro v1.24ß ---------- Look MOM I registered It.
GI: Playing piccolo in marching band BI: Playing piano in marching band
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Brigadier destroyed another alien race.
Arguement? No, this is Abuse. You want next door.
Get dressed, Miss Skin, before the space between us turns into tigers.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
Ruth is stranger than friction.
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
An open mind has but one disadvantage: it collects dirt.
Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids!
Hooray for the anvil! Elvis wins again!
How do nudists play Flag Football?
Outlaw cussing - Then wonder why my vocabulary is small.
Bother! said Pooh, as he found his smack had talc in it.
Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded
I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
"Dealing with Fractions" ─ by Lois C. Denominator
Free choice is mandatory.
Honest teacher! A virus really DID eat my homework!
I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it!
Janet Reno is "Big Sister!"
"I was a cat in my others lives."
Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof!
Ideally, Life is a Gas ... PV = nRT
Don't let the Moderator have the last word.
Def: Dew: Air that looks wet.
For Sale: One mind, hardly used. Owner has vacated.
then i want you to throw me away
Moderator.Com found..restore topic.on [y/n]?
Every silver lining has a dark cloud.
Babes are like roads.
He's a Jung boy & cannot leave his mother!
The emperor has no clothes.
If it ain't broken, hand me a screwdriver!!!!!!
& <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand
The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
AD&D Quote: What do you mean I hit with negative damage?
Earth calling Clinton, Earth calling Clinton...
"Bother," said Pooh as he underwent aversion therapy.
Riker wants Cindys transporter coordinates.
"I dropped my toothpaste," Tom said, crestfallen.
YKYHW: You are in chat by yourself and like it.
The program is not over, till the FAT table sings!
It's Saudi duty time!
Is the sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER
More lies are told on the golf course than to the IRS
"Dad, I need a note for school tomorrow...preferably a $10 bill."
I need my computer; it keeps me out of the bars!!
Oxymoron: Human Dignity.
If I'm not here....I'm out golfing
You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)
Call the Conservative Hot Line: 1-976-TRICKLE.
You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true.
Def: Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear.
Throw your windows out of the windows
Dans ces meubles laqués rideaux et dais moroses
"Bother," said Pooh, as he ran out of taglines.
A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing!
@FN@ said, "Put in a tagline". So I did.
Oh Worf, you're such an animal! : Troi OH! Beverly guess why
Dominoes vobiscum.
Tagline challenge:To be a genius in 45 spaces
And on the 8th day, God switched to QModem!
Go ahead, moderate my day - PUNK!
Teutonic: Not enough gin.
Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!!
"Nice door!" - Yakko "Faboo!" - Wakko "Nice hinges!" - Dot
"What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?" - Butt-Head
"Find this *attractive* young woman some quarters..." -- Kira II
Four Puerto Ricons in quicksand = Quatro Cinco
Giant radioactive salamanders are coming.
Why's the moderator always pickin' on me <waaah!>
Macintosh error message: Like, bogus keypress, dude!
About as useless as a topic cop in the GENERAL conference
As funny as a tombstone.
DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right?
Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim.
Try to look unimportant because the bad guys may be low on ammo.
I have a mind like a ... err ... hmmm...
I need some concrete facts that Hoffa is dead.
How about The porch light is on, but there's nobody home
This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board.
My stereo's ½-fixed, said Tom monotonously.
Bureaucracy- the last refuge of idiots!
That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact!
------ BROKEN TAGLINE -------
"If I could reach you, I would hurt you, Pinky" - The Brain
"I gave them to the Klingons, sir." Scott to Kirk on tribbles
Jews: God is 1! Atheists: God is i!
I listen to the C shells on the C shore of the UNIX C.
There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western
Oxymoron: Dream Reality
Quantum particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
There's no wind in the windmills of his mind.
Reality is the original Rorschach.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Dial 911, make a cop come.
This is my only tagline. Please don't take it.
Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him -- Spock
Real sysops hate 300 baud transmission.
O.K to coninue?? <yes> <no> <MAYBE?>
I will defend to the death your right to my opinion
"Plan to throw one away. You will anyway." - Fred Brooks
"Upstream" ─ by Sam N. Fishing
Lie: I really needed this.
I'd rather Roe than Wade
Lemming Herder ■ Kathryn Page
Try this tagline, free. No salesman will call.
"I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu." - Pinky
When all else fails lower your standards !
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
To increase speed add lightness
There's Klingons on the starboard side...
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
Def: Tact: Describing others as they see themselves.
int FAR PASCAL WinProc ( ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC )
The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash.
Life is uncertain, so eat desert first.
Oxymoron: Apartment complex.
Void where Prohibited. - Great, let's wizz on Clinton's shoes!
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uraghhh^*.*L" NO CARRIER
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.
I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe!
Why's it so uncommon to find someone with common sense?
No way I'm going to use an off-line mail reader!
ERROR #0398: The author moved to another state; you'll never find him.
"I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrödinger
OIC....................Oh, I see ...
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect!
"Try to be diplomatic." -- Sisko "I'm *always* diplomatic." -- Kira
"Bother," said Pooh as he ordered Mr. Worff to fire all phasers.
SYSOP: the guy who's laughing at your typing!
The Sysop has to hold the peace on both sides.
Everything you've heard about Los Angeles is TRUE.
Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o to Impulse, (C)all Geordi
Oxymoron: Common Sense
Men define a "50-50" relationship...they cook, we eat.
Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators!
** Member: Tag Line THIEF'S Local #913 **
Situation no win. Time for a change of atmosphere.
"Sickos never scare me...at least they're committed." - Catwoman
Fire's cool, huh huh huh B&B
Def: Velveeta: The cheese that cannot die!
HEY hey everybody! No need for obscene hand gestures <g>
Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh!
"I am fire! And LIFE INCARNATE! Now and forever - I AM PHOENIX!"
"Oohhh. Jedi Master. @FN@. You seek @FN@."
Cosmopolitan Cowlumbus: Moö... Moô... Moò... µ... MΩΩ...
"I'm so cool you can store meat in me." -- Zaphod
Oxymoron: reinvent
"Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'." -- Mulder
"Deanna, tell me - do you like to...experiment?" - Beverly Crusher
Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underware ■
What do people do with computers and no modem?
Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance?
Shakespeare married a Avon lady
You're a Redneck if: You show you're belt buckle when asked for ID
"Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW
(((((((((((((((((((((TENSION)))))))))))))))))))))
If a phone rings in the woods, does it make a noise ?
Reality is a mass hallucination.
Bo Knows MegaMail!
"You could use a good kiss!" - Han Solo
"None love the bearer of bad news." - Sophocles
I wish to Christ people would spell "Atheist" correctly!
"Maybe we should just write Dear Abby." -- Yakko Warner
Friends don't let friends use WWIVnet
"Put the Campfire Girls on stand-by!" -- Tom Servo
Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~#)_+| #~
Are you sure you are working with valid media ?
!enilgat cinataS !eraweB
"Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!"
"I fear you must blame your own perverse urges." - Picard
"Ahead warp factor 1" - Captain Kirk
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
BTW....................By the way
Biography should be written by an acute enemy.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost at Dabo again.
Hey, wait, don't pick up that ph≈{╣ªÆ¼╨₧ß°τⁿ⌡
The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Ooh, what a headache... <:-(
I think I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree.
Hello, I'm a │║▐║│║│█│║▌│║▌││, whatz yours?
Diplomat: What *not* to call Knuckles Lomat.
Where law ends, there tyranny begins.
I am Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
Abe Lincoln's last words: "You and your darn theatre tic
Why you ... I oughtta ...
The doctor is in. Notice that I am not.
If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
I'm resigning from the Academy. -- Wesley
I forward my paychecks to my Sysop.
"Its forever, *now*." - The Crow
AD&D Quote: You call a plasma grenade a WARNING?!?
"It's not my fault!" - Han Solo
URA Redneck if you've reported more than a dozen UFOs this week.
Oxymoron: Relaxed Genes.
Tip of the hat to our beloved Sysop. - Mycroft
Married politicians do it to wife and country!
Network management is like herding cats...
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
The thing I like best about cats: THEY DON'T BARK!!
Put in my air conditioner backwards; it got cold.
Can I call your BBS Collect??
Canon Law: An ancient arms limitation treaty.
She won't last forever; why give her a diamond?
"Bother," said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again.
Tagline (c) 1991. Unauthorized duplication prohibited!
Why is it that there are never enough days in a weekend?
Love is blonde.
Who says you can't quote ANSI?
You get what you pay for,,,,,unless you use tax money.
War is Hell, Peace and love are beautiful.
I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family...
Our men in uniform are our country's SOLDIERS - not our SLAVES.
Hackers' power tools: Duct tape and swiss army knife.
I feel so good, it's illegal.
He's a couple of bricks short of a hod.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
"Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!" - Han
Scary phrases: "My water just broke!"
URA Redneck if you get a woody reading Field and Stream.
One man's noise is another man's signal...
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Dyslexic? Call for FREE Info... 555-1-4698-800.
If man was meant to use Windows, we'd all be like Al Gore!
"That would seem logical." Spock
Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
"Beverly Hills Cop: The slow, white version!" -- Crow T. Robot
Life being what it is, I dream of revenge
Mattress Tagline: Do not remove under penalty of Law.
I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Lizst! Had to go Bach to get it.
Am I half crazy, or half sane? And do I really care?
Grease me! Please me !
FOR SALE: 1 set of morals. Never used. Will sell cheap.
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly
Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream.
Modems... reach out and BYTE someone!
As funny as an IRS audit.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...
Cats: Smarter than dogs; can't find 8 to pull snow sled.
Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFFF!
Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, others gargle!
Oxymoron: true love
Drop the gun, said Tom, with a disarming smile.
Mouse not found. Delete KITTY.CAT (Y/N)?
D.A.M.N. - Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia
Holli Would if she could.
Everybody: Erase the taglines that came with your reader.
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts!
A fool and his money are my best friends!
"Bother," said Pooh, reloading.
Radio and TV Announcers broadcast it.
Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote.
Don't blame Clinton... he voted for Bush.
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes, New York, L.A. Chicago.
In a bad mood? Eat sloppily!
Redneck love - It's a Family affair.
Veni, vidi, vaboo: I came, I saw, I've almost got it fixed!
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
* <- Tribble <-*-> <- Darth Tribble in his TIE fighter
Ginger's Port LTD - matchmaking for regular users
Caught myself etching "Gates" into a .357 shell casing.
£æwÿërs, ì sûppösë, wêrè ¢híldrèñ öⁿ¢è.
If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour?
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
A warrior does NOT steal taglines. - Worf
"You are ir-ir-uh-ur-ar-er not important." - Porky of Borg
Pour qui sont ces serpents qui sifflent sur nos têtes?
"Yeah, Ralph! You make a great whoopie cushion!" - Dot
Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was arrested for being bear in public.
If you can't make fun of yourself, make fun of other people. -SLR
Window Error:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better.
"And Dark Phoenix has no friends..."
"Bother," said Pooh, as his U-Boat sank another hospital ship.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
By God, we made it one more day!
Beware of the tiger in its lair or the Moderator in his echo...
more tartar sauce for my moby turbo, please
"Bother," said Pooh, as the cable system messed with his channels.
The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it becomes
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
OXYMORON : Family vacation
"Hi." - Phoenix "H-Hi, yourself." - Cyclops
Famous Last Words #11: "Oh Sh*t!"
All right, we'll ask your mother.
Def: Preconception: A lock on the door of wisdom
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
"Bother," said Pooh, as Han asked for more money.
I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention.
Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other.
Redneck: father fully executes the pull my finger trick at dinnertime.
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." -- Carlson
Keyboard failure... press F1 to continue!
FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right.. RAPE RAPE RAPE
Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire.
"Hellooooo, nurse!"
Oxymoron: Texas Chic.
CLINTON.SYS corrupt, recommend optimizing politics
Next on Ophrah: PreTeen Female Chinese Jewish Republicans
I'm still searching for myself.
Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R-
Money is ink on a paper.
Let Technology work FOR you.
Mail found: praise sysop!
Frag a Crippled Girl Scout for Jesus!
I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser
Def: M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
Boldly going where no modem has gone before...
Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?
Oxymoron: Humane Society
@FROM@ is getting an education with an offline reader <g>
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Emoticon: *) Tribble Smiley
KISS: Keep it simple, stupid.
ATDT 911 . . . NO CARRIER
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
"Bother," said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor.
Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress
I interfaced my cat and my radio. I just got hiss.
Taglines? Hey! Give that back! <Grin>
Heisenburg probably rules.
"It is possible to commit no mistakes, and still lose" - Picard
From the Law Offices of Naylum and Bayle.
jackpot: you may have an unneccessary change record
Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Use the Force, Luke.
Oxymoron: minor peccadillo
"Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse." -- Heinlein
Buy Windows. We guarantee you'll be crying over the NO CARRIER!!
Help! I've gotten up, and I can't fall down!
Here today, dawn tomorrow.
URA Redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
It's when they say 2 + 2 = 5 that I begin to argue.
Famous Last Words #47: "Nope. No trap on THIS chest..."
How to name it Heaven, if my cats are not there?
URA Redneck if your Sis's nude dancing was the family reunion highlight.
Make like Jaques Custeau and dive.
"Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?" - Q
Cats are professional entertainers.
"Oh. Well. That's different!" - Pinky
All exceptions are bull, except for this one...
ECHO 'Hello... Hello... Hello...'
Worf Burger: You'll get it our way and LIKE it!
OXYMORON : Congressional leadership
You're a Redneck if: you have "dress" boots.
Oxymoron: High school education
Oxymoron: decisive liberal
Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on.
Beauty is only a lightswitch away...
Hebrew: Macho glass of beer.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Cardassians ripped off his head and.
Insert Witty Tagline Here ...
Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers.
"Hey, Beavis - she's thinking about our weiners." - Butt-Head
PATH=C:\;C:\DOS;C:\UTIL;C:\WISCONSIN;
Nuke the baby fur whales.
He's running at 400 baud
Boy, this is some thunder storm, isn}....*.... NO CARRIER
Lie: The phone stopped just as I got to it.
Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing.
Try Windows for a good night's sleep while you wait and wait.
Oxymoron: Military Propriety.
Drop me a line...anytime!
I'm not lazy. I'm doing research on inertia.
I'm not a liberal, I am informed.
A rolling stone smashes objects in its path.
If you rush, you'll pass more than you catch up with.
Oxymoron: High Tech PC
I always eat at McDonald's, said Tom archly.
This is a hell of a time for a walk in the park. ■ Geordi
C weirdo in training. Avoid references to Pascal.
Bad day: Your bra fits better on backwards.
Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time!
You know it's a bad bad when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
Off-line readers make sysops happy.
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Aquatic Huge Giant Space Hamster.
Why are there no grey M&M's?
Real sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
I'm a lot smarter now that my kids are grown.
Shall we watch Ringling Brothers or Election '92 ?
If only we could resist the urge to "fix" things.
Your boss is thinking about you.
"Interior Decorating" ─ by Curt Enrod
"Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the same last name as you." - Beavis
That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Who can tell me where Mike Jottlov is today?
DalekDos: Seeks out and locates inferior data, then exterminates it.
Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis took woodshop in High School.
I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
Howard Stern sez DRINK SNAPPLE!!!!
AD&D Quote: "What's a `pantheon', and why is it mad at me?"
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops!
"Justice isn't cross-eyed after all... she's in love!!" - Yakko
Famous Last Words #58: "We're not too high up..."
husband in dog house, often finds him in cat house. You can't roller skate in
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
I'm not a witch doctor-- I'm only a folk medic.
007 of Borg: Licence to Assimilate.
Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive.
Subj: My tags/Wanted: Weret 5/ Conf: (117) Taglines
Rick for President!
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
"Hey Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!"
My modem has premature bauding...
I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6!
Preserve wildlife. Catch a wild squirrel and pickle it.
ERROR 4387:HA HA HA. Your data has been lunched!
We're looking for a few good men. - B. Cassidy
It figures the most boring trial of all time involves an NFL player.
oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP oink FLAP...
BLAM! BLAM! Avon calling!
Judges do it in chambers.
In real life, Moderators are nice people...RIGHT!
From the smell of things, I would say a Ferengi -- Riker
URA Redneck if you have a bumper sticker on your bowling ball.
Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog
AD&D Quote: Don't worry. Nothing ever happens at first level.
The sound of a SysOp reading mail: <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>
There's ALWAYS enough time for a QWKie!
"My body has a problem conforming to my mind's wishes." - Troi
"Argh, I've just been stabbed!" said Tom half-heartedly.
I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated!
Why is General Failure reading **MY** disk?
What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
Dijon Vu: The feeling that you've seen this mustard before!
if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?...
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants
Well, I havent seen the first 12 Apollo movies yet...
Emoticon: :-) Your basic smiley.
I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the sysop!
Q How can I prove that I'm mortal? Worf Die.
"Bother," said Pooh as his Earl Grey tea was delivered cold.
Reality is for those that can't handle computers.
Don't count the days, make everyone count.
This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel
Carson of Borg - "Hah! This is soooo futile." <How futile is it?>
Why don't psychic hotlines call you?
Sure sign of a resignation: Clinton declaring confidence in someone.
There's no intelligent life down here.
I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions?
Oxymoron: near miss
The session ain't over until the Zamboni comes out.
Bother! said Pooh celebrating solstice with candles.
Life, love & laughter...what priceless gifts we give our children.
Ever find yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
If it walks out of the 'fridge, LET IT GO!
Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups.
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem.
Oxymoron: Only Choice.
I have full diplomatic access.
Real programmers use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
it is the name of your true self, you've only forgotten...
Don't forget to vot. - J. Danforth Danny-Boy Quayle
I am Troi of Borg... Do you want me to assimilate you?
Mulder: That's why they put the "I" in FBI.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
"Rose tint my world and keep me safe from my trouble and pain!"
Anyone got any good oxymorons like "Jumbo Shrimp"
!noitacidem deen uoy ,egassem siht daer nac uoy fI
Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he suffered the 'Heartbreak of Psoriasis'.
"Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
Grits: Cream of Wheat with an attitude.
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the sysop chocolate.
"Gentlemen, it's high time we taxed taglines." - Clinton
His elevator is stuck between floors.
Def: Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again.
"Have *you* ever tried carrying a building?" -- Stonewall
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is f
"I don't get it. It's supposed to pack an awesome buzz." - Butt-Head
They ran him for Congress. It was the only way to get him out of town.
Bats? -- Worf
This May Tell You More Than You Care to Know
She's not a bleached blonde, she's chemically enhanced!
Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything.
"Stop yelling at me!!! WHAHHHHHH!!!!" - Serena
"You think the two of us can handle a drunk Vulcan?" McCoy
Smart Bomb: "Cogito Ergo Boom."
Here lies an atheist. All dressed up with nowhere to go.
Moderators need to moderate in moderation.
I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT?
URA Redneck if you've ever bought a used cap.
"The Solar System" ─ by P. Lanets & Son
I'm not lazy! Just motionally challenged!
If you see an onion ring -answer it!
OXYMORON : Definite maybe
Captain, I sense an imminent commercial break. -Troi
URA Redneck if your truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
I am NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated. Existence is futile.
Def: Lawyers: The best argument against gun control.
"We're free people. We belong to no one." Kirk, stardate 3259.2.
"I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!"
But he hit me back first!
"Want to watch me make bubbles with my spit?" -- Wakko Warner
Loony as a jay bird.
Children have become a very expensive hobby.
Def: Tact: a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
"How sentimental." -- Magenta
664 and 668: neighbors of the beast
Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed.
Hillary's health care plan has more holes than a tennis racket.
<CRUNCH> Ohhh, Barney's eating the kids again!!!
To love is to be vulnerable.
Bill Clinton: America's first amateur President.
INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do No
Another Bad Idea: Bowling with a sphere of annihilation.
BY DEMONS BE DRIVEN!!! beckon the call beckon the call...
TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise.
Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
Meet me on the grassy knoll
2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!
What is this, a Chinese fire drill? - Sun Tzu
Blondes prefer gentlemen, too
I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade....
The Bruins bite the dust - HEY! HEY!
Not even crime would pay if Clinton ran it.
Stop crack! Make Rednecks wear belts!
"I try to be as perverse as necessary..." -- Bleyz the Bard
A SHEZ a day keeps the ZIP's at bay....Jim Derr
GET YOUR VERSION OF BLUE WAVE TODAY!!!
Classic Rock = 24 hour Oldies
Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee
"Any Sysops here?" <<BANG>> "Any more?"
Satyrs have more faun.
Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Two "C" Words: Custer and Conservative.
"They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant." Judge Doom
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ]
Taglines? Hmmm...sounds like fun to me.
"Help me, Obi-Wan @LN@. You're my only hope."
I'm not a crook; I'm "ethically challenged."
My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's!
"What'd you hit my sister for?" Wakko "It's a little thing I do." BW-Dot
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!" - Han Solo
"Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his message base.
Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
I get mail, therefore I exist.
Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung
"Control, control. You must learn control." - Yoda
"No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy
Mathematicians DO IT with odd functions.
Let me clarify this. Is it random or is it chaotic?
"It's like deja vu all over again." - Yogi Berra
He made a pass at me. A good one. - Troi
Bill Clinton is my Pain.
Oxymorons: Liberal Thinktank, Political ethics, Politically Correct.
Underneath all these clothes I'm completely naked!
Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg?
Don't panic - there is always WELFARE!
Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing.
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent!
╦╦╦╦╦ LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!! ╦╦╦╦
Isn't that an oxymoron in itself?
Practice safe banking use latex checks!
Elevator men do it on all floors
If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles.
You can never lock up Kirk for very long.
"This is Mission Control. We have lift off!" -- Freefall
"And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf
Who died and left _you_ Moderator?
Computer programmers do it logically.
Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars..
Die Hard: With Bad Actors.
Def: Cosmetics: Preventing men from reading between the lines
"STOP playing with my bust!" -- Dr. Scratchansniff
Do not remove this tag line.
Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys
HEY Little girl you wanna candy bar???
Yo momma like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter.
Real SysOps don't rape local BBS's for files.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was trapped in the airtight vault
Nicolah, we cannot define our lives by mortal mores. - Janette
Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries.
One day at a time...
The only evidence that the Devil is real= Jesse Helms & Newt Gringrich.
Is Bill Clinton a Pathological liar or what?
I tried to get a life, but it was too expensive.
Oxymoron: Relentlessly Continued.
Make like a zit and head out.
URA Redneck if you've named your truck, but not your dog.
<<<<SLiMeR proof of purchase.
Oh Great Guidance, I will recalculate.
Debugging=removing bugs. Programming=putting them in.
Bother! said Pooh... I need a sauce for Piglet.
Where you've been means much less than where you're going
"Bother," said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver.
Oxymoron: tax refund
"We are not dogs!" - Dot
Yo momma ugly, Dairy Queen doesn't even treat her right!
Practice random hickies and senseless acts of biting.
Bother! said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro.
America's National Flower: The Concrete 'Cloverleaf'!
Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94.
BiModem ... ain't it great!??!
Female exterminators are experts with One-eyed earthworms
HHAALLFF DDUUPPLLEEXX TTAAGGLLIINNEE..
A poor excuse is better than no excuse! <grin>
I'm going to hell? Great! We can carpool!
Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed.
Die Hard: With a BFG-9000
Oxymoron: High-level Depression.
This is your tagline on dru£ñ╞¥╟╝ºÜ▐Φ╔Ñ«╜Ѫ⌠
MASOCHIST: Windows programmer with a smile!
"Don't play with my mask!" - Blowski
If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
Friends don't let friends BBS at 2400!
Top Secret message - please read, print and eat.
There's never a cat around when you need one.
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
No one does a Blue Wave like Argonaut fans.
FRIEND: One before whom you may think out loud.
Hmmmmmmm... What to write here? Hmmmmmmmmm...
Limit congressmen to two terms. 1 in office and 1 in jail
I will finish what I sta -Bart
I could get this kind of abuse at home
Can you guess where this ones from??
Next Question: What is the color of bile?
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
Lonely, girls? I'm not long to get a hard with.
On what conclusions do you base your facts?
I can keep a secret; it's the people I tell who can't!
"Hellooo, Pixie!" - Wakko Warner
Deanna Troi tries to read my mind and sees Taglines.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was bitten by his date's living bra.
Turn on the computer! Rub it and whisper "I love you"!
When your chocolate bar melts in the fridge... You're in Texas!
I've finally got this tagline ficts, fics, fixd...
1332 - two beast, or not two beast?
I'm Jerry Lewis of Borg... Resistance is... You will be...
"Bother," said Pooh, as he dropped another white rhino.
How am I Dooming? Dial 1-900-BFG-9000...
Mom, did you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?
Clinton Medical Dictionary: BOWEL: A LETTER LIKE A, E, I, O, OR U.
Try the new TARDIS hard drive: Bigger inside than out!
The boss is always right.
43.3% of all Statistics are Meaningless.
Never swallow a porcupine tail first.
I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex. -SLR
So, why don't they make mouse-flavoured cat food?
I don't see why some people even *have* cars. - Calvin
Tonya Harding-New Spokesperson for "The Club"
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
He who has a why to live can bear with any how.
The Adventures of WIN.INI the Pooh - by W. Gates.
Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @F's cigarette.
Sticks float. They wood.
700 Clubbed ... and still serving.
Dew is the tears which the stars weep.
Any body seen my tagline...?
Pity the poor cat, it's gotten dumber as it's evolved.
May the Force be with you. Pass the ketchup.
Never call a man a fool, borrow from him.
"Bother," said Pooh as his rockets missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Disease can be cured; fate is incurable.
Windows needs a Shredder icon. Click and drag Program Manager to it!
Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity?
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
"I'll go get the stick", said Tom fetchingly.
When you secure an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
I'm ambidextrous. Equally clumsy with either hand.
Exlax: Chocolate that gives you a get up and go feeling!
The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe
Ooooh eeeeh oooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
"Humor. It is a difficult concept." - Saavik
"She tries to watch what she eats but her eyes aren't quick enough."
"You lazy good-for-nothing..." "Shut up!" "...thing, thing, thing."
Studs 'r us. We deliver.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Having bad feelings about this...
Palindrome - Was it a car or a cat I saw?
If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels...
Honesty: If you can fake that; you've got it made...
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Kazons discovered hair mousse.
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign
Never say anything bad about another person's cat.
Fatal error using mouse. Please bury/replace.
Please write all complaints legibly in box --> []
ISBAB..................I should have bought a book
Curious ideas wait for stranger times.
Beware of the power monging InterLink Moderators.
Deja Coo: happens only after washing your car
Captian, I am sensing menacing background music - Troi
"Would you like to take a survey?" - Survey Ladies (Animaniacs)
I allus spelz reel gud!
One step forward, and two steps back
Why are you still here? This message is over! GO AWAY!!
Diagonally parked in a Parallel universe.
Come on, admit it. Sometimes you think I'm all right. - Han Solo
Bigot: Someone winning an argument with a LIbEral.
SCORE: Monkeys: 1 Humans: 0
Bother! said Pooh, as the Facehugger impregnated him.
It's Hard To Point When Wearing a Straight Jacket!
Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated.
This is your brain in Wayne's World.
"I know this ship like the back of my hand." <*bonk*> - M. Scott
HHTYAY.................Happy Holidays to You and Yours
Has the moon lost her memory? She is shining alone.
God: (n) The Greatest User of capital letters.
Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might!
I'm not totally perfect, but parts of me are great.
{{>:-(*) <-Klingon eating a Tribble.
I was up all night trying to round off -((infinity)/2)+1!
This is one of the many times I find myself *not* envying you your job!
"I will have a cabinet that looks like America" - Clinton.
Bother! said Pooh, as he heard his Doc Wagon band go off
"Gambit! You energized the basketball... You dirty rotten son of a ..."
CLINTON: Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
Sleep? Isn't that some inferior replacement for caffeine?
If Counselor Troi only knew what I was thinking.
Nostalgia is tough if you can't remember anything.
"If you want to see something 'real cheap', take a look in the mirror."
Oxymoron: sweet sorrow
GIRLS to do the dishes. GIRLS to clean up my room.
I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation.<Silko>
From now on, all my friends are gonna be strangers.
Windows is to operating systems as cotton candy is to food.
URA Redneck if you paint your car with house paint.
O.J.- Nine months to present the evidence, three hours to reject it.
No Hunter shall interfere with another's hunt - Bounty Hunter's Creed
When all else fails, use the defaults!
"Humans aren't good engineers?" - O'Brien "No, men." - Gilora
I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one? - s.w.
Better immersion than to live untouched.<Olsen>
Be still adn listen to the stillness within.<Jenks>
"Aliens! What will we do?" "Look for the cafeteria?"
Stress, What you encounter when you buy a computer
This ∞ö∞ tagline has ∞ö∞ a few ∞ö∞ bugs in it...
Bean me a board, Scotty! - A 2x4, Sir?
OXYMORON : Country club prison
WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE.
Everybody loves some bawdy sometime...
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing MilkBone shorts
OXYMORON : Passive activity
WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!
Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one.
An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny.
"Bother," said Pooh, and nuked Iraq!
There MUST be a God. What else explains Leather Minis?
ANSI - A computer user who just can't sit still!
My terminal is a lethal teaspoon.
Always forgive your enemies-they hate it!
I saw the light! It hurt my eyes.
Die Hard: Without a Prayer.
There! Now we're both transmogrified! We're even! -- Calvin
Do we get a chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event?
"Bother," said Pooh as his lightsaber went out.
It is...It is...<sniff>.. It is Green - Data
I've found the perfect solution for cat odors. A gun.
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
"Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie." - Bib Fortuna
Confusion is the only true road to understanding.
"@TOFIRST@ launches hinself!"
"He's as clumsy as he is stupid." - Darth Vader
Doesn't have all his dogs barking.
I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Uh Toto? What'd you put in the coffee this morning?
With due consideration for our Moderator's annoyance with msgs...
Humpty Dumpty was beaten by the L.A. Police Department.
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Bill Clinton: The Spin doctor in the White House.
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
DATSUN: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
In an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.
URA Redneck if you refer to a long-bed pickup as a "Stretch Limo".
turn your 486 into a Gameboy, type WIN at C:\>
"Worf, fire at will." *BZZT!* "Hey! Where'd Riker go?"
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
A lover of discipline is a lover of knowledge.
This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute
"He hasn't one redeeming vice." - Oscar Wilde
"They may not kill us, but my driving might." - Mike Donovan, "V"
Irish 7 course meal: a Six pack and a potato
Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break.
OK then, why DO rocket scientists count backwards???
Oxymoron: Apparent Contradiction.
We don't consider even one life petty. - Riker
Elect Ted Kennedy...as Bill and Hillary's chauffeur.
"Am I disturbing you?" - Riker
Buuuuuuuuut if I got a knock on the head... *bonk!*
"Bother," said Pooh, as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again.
Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine?
Cats: Good for dusting high places.
A bad peace is even worse than war.
"Home Alone 3: Lost In FidoNet." Starring @TO.
"Did you know you have P.P. on your smock?" - Yakko Warner
I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course...
"You may be right." "Wait... you think I'm right?"
"My arm!" said Captain Hook offhandedly.
Computers Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes..
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Deja Q: A very, very odd feeling that this ST/TNG episode is a re-run.
Serenity through viciousness
"God bless those pagans" -Homer Simpson
Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers.
When cows laugh, does milk come out of THEIR noses?
But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN.
Clinton.sys corrupted; Cannot run Device.USA.
URA Redneck if you've used lard in bed.
If cats have kittens, do bats have bittens?
Don't steal. Politicians hate the competition.
"Laws change... but justice is justice." - Odo
There doesn't seem to be a Klingon word for jolly - Troi
SCHUSSTAFFEL!!!!
"I get this from guys all the time." - Dot
alt.greasy.pork.sammich!
"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment."
For warm boot, put computer in a micro wave oven for 10 m
URA Redneck if your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
And fear not to unfold your dark visions of torment.
PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
How do you tell a blind guy in a nudist colony?
You're awfully picky for someone from the twilight zone
VîτÜε¿!¿ Wε dÖÑ't gÖt ÑÖ tîÑkîÑg vîτÜε!!!
"Bother," said Pooh, as EchoMan and Anna foiled his crime.
Never say "oops."
Introducing Steve Vai on stunt guitar...
Mulder: I think I saw some of these people at Woodstock.
Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working...
"In fact, you're kinda weird." - Wakko
Right now keeps happening.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator sent him a PVT note.
"Space 'em boys!" - Cyborged Pirate
Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators.
Elvis Sighting Hotline: 1-800-I-C-D-KING.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
I'm never wrong I have a retrospectoscope.
!edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
In a bad mood? Go wild with shaving cream!
Remember, you don't have to be smart to be a Sysop. <Jym Fox>
If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him.
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work
All men are brothers -- Kirk, stardate 4040.9
But I do believe they think I am some sort of god. -- C-3PO
Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations.
Madness takes its toll. Exact change, please.
URA Redneck if you've ever shot anyone for looking at you.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Why isn't my ship moving? - Picard
Then, sudden-like, >BLAMMO<! Pixels EVERYWHERE!!
He said "KUNG FU",I said "M-16",he said "Peace Brother!"
Oxymoron: Hard-wired.
"He did *not* pay royalties." Spock on Mudd
Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners.
"Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this?" - Butt-Head
Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
The cat's out of the bag. -jena Spot?! -Data
What the *HELL* is Fahrvegnugen?
Mardi Gras...biggest free party in the world.
Tell the Pope I said he could bite the big one.
Deja Dieu: the feeling you've left before
OXYMORON : Intimate violence
I'm sure that it's clearly explained in the DSZ.DOC ...
Clinton _is_ helping the economy: Rope sales are up!
"Whaddyer mean, 'I burnt the oatmeal'?... That's coffee!"
Life...too many questions, damn few answers.
I'm gonna choke the guy who started taglines.
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Vader
Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.
Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite.
AHH! Thats better...piece and quite...
I think, therefore I scan.
NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!!
'Tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true.
Ura Redneck if you keep catfish in your aquarium.
"Get your hot dogs! Ice-cold hot dogs!" - Dot Warner
Bother! said Pooh, as the EPA closed the hunny factory.
Rush Hour is an oxymoron!
"PLEASE don't let me fall apart", pleaded Tom gloomily.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Def: Computer: A million morons working at the speed of light.
Policewomen do it with nightsticks.
Do cyberpunks use taglines?
Plywood PC--TomCat!/SLMR Support--1-604-598-1546
Honesty is fatal. It should be taboo.
Republican Health Care Reform: Just say no to illness
Virtual morality is more common than Virtual Reality.
Friends don't let friends use GEnie.
You're an old timmer if you eat radio dinners!
"What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO?"
Purranoia: The fear that cats are out to get you!
I'm feeling rather blonde today.
"Another pass. I want to get that woman." - Diana, "V"
I'll have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle soup, pluheeze?
Data, Let him go - Picard
"Whoa! Is this the weather channel?" - Butt-Head
Steal each others taglines, but keep your hands off mine!
"I think you're over reacting" - Troi
"And Funboy, don't be happy...Worry." - The Crow
When the Masochist says "Hurt me" the Sadist says NO!
Captain please, not in front of the Klingons.
Building Bigger and Better Hangovers
"Hail, Caesar!" "Nevermind the weather report, Brutus!"
"Kidnapped" ─ by Caesar Quick
I'd enjoy the day more if it started later.
I'll have to think twice before I give that a 2nd thought
No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER
Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look!
If I had $0.00001 for every time Windows crashed...
Beware a tagline thief has been reported...GOTCHA!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47.
When I left this ship. It was in one piece. - Picard
Lord @LN@, The Stanley Cup is not aboard this ship!
O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
Oxymoron: Legal Thought.
There are three things that we can do with your dead mom
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The power of equality is not yet what it ought to be.
Fakir - Mann som kan begå selvmord og overleve
BBS Tip #6: Get the most for your money; subscribe to the logoff menu.
Bill Clinton: Fool? Coward? Liar? President?
DoubleSpace ■ Compressed itself out of DOS 6.21
My karma ran over my dogma.
Magic is just undiscovered technology - Dr. Strange
12 shy of a dozen
Books, like people, are too loud when dropped. -- Worf
Another casualty of applied metaphysics. -- Hobbes
Stupidity isn't fatal--but it should be.
Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks.
"Bother," said Pooh, and transcended this plane.
Everything comes with cables, manuals, and boxes.
Be careful what you wish for. You may get it.
And that was a mouthfull <G>
One of these things is NOT like the others...
Moderatoritis: symptoms include swollen head and running mouth.
Q: How do you know Clinton is lying? A: His lips are moving.
OXYMORON : Qualified success
I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical Moderator.
It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead of Politicians
Inane tagline found. A)bort, R)etry, S)teal a better one, E)dit it?
Now _that's_ what I call a dead parrot.
When do we get the chance to practice for the Moderator Toss Event???
All the young dudes, carry the news, boogaloo dudes...
"Dealing With Mistakes" ─ by E. Ray Sur
Bother! said Pooh, as Eyeore mounted him from behind.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he was assimilated by the Borg.
Def: Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens.
Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good.
Honesty pays, but not enough for some.
Organ donor? No WAY I'm giving up my Wurlitzer!
Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep.
Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove al doubt
Oxymoron: stand down
core error - bus dumped
Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun
And thus ends another wit-filled message.
Followed by the explosive harpoon.
I run over smiley faces...
First Hillary...then Gennifer...now us!
Yes, dear, with Robocomm I now have time for a QWKie
As funny as a brick through a plate glass window.
Real SysOps make their own ANSI welcome screens.
Oxymoron: Clinton Cares.
I think I lost my mind. Please watch where you step.
Have You Backed Up Your Taglines?
I SED stop squAWKing! Get a GREP on yourself!
The Joy of Sax: Jazz music in the Late 20th Century.
BorgCrafters: Total assimilation, in about an hour!
Eliminate the ninnies and the twits!!!
Do something unusual today. Buy me some hockey tickets!
RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!!
Vagrants do it everywhere.
"I'm doctor, not an escalator!" - McCoy
Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Cindy and a six-pack.
Nietzsche: Dieu est mort! Dieu: Nietzsche est mort!
If'n you ain't the grand-daddy of all liars!
As funny as asking "What's eatin' you?" at a leper colony.
TV Truth: In a soap opera, everything happens to the same 20 people.
Celebacy is NOT hereditary.
Get your kicks...
Whether you're in the fryin' pan or the fire, you still get burned.
FILES=30, BUFFERS=40, Ball on the 20, 1st and 10.
ANSI kicks ASCII!
Start the day with a smile and get it over with.
Windows isn't a virus; a virus does something.
Codebreakers Anonymous: We have no secrets.
Government logic: IRS=(Pentagon*2); NSA=IRS^300
OXYMORON : Reliable network
Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment.
From the Committee to Use Politicians as Lab Animals.
The Death Star plans are *not* in the main QWK packets...
And then you turn the corner, as the DM chuckles...
Is Bill Clinton really "Dave" (on drugs)?
I'm not bald, I'm follicularly challenged.
Member I.B.T.C.: Itty-Bitty Tagline Commitee!
Does Clinton call Gore, "Number One"?
Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
Borg? What Borg? I don't see any....... !#$%^&%~ NO CARRIER
Though this tagline be madness,yet there is method in't. Tagspeare
Another #$##&*##$ &* Tagline!!!!
Meaningless message deleted for brevity.
Cheese it... the Moderator!
Star Wars Galaxy Guides - By West End Games
Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage
To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.*
Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists.
Windows 95: Get stoned before you install it.. the crashes are COOL!
Went to the boxing match last night. A hockey game broke out.
MBL8O3T160GA4GE4>C4<A4G2.GAGAG4>C4<B2..
How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay?
Abolish anal retentiveness!
Oxymoron: Greater Good.
"What does it mean, 'exact change?'" - Spock
They blew the Bronx away. . .
"The hotel of your mind has many vacancies. <frowns>" - Yakko
Oh bother! said Pooh, and twitted his Moderator
Alive, and simply delighted about the whole thing.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he gouged out both eyes with a spoon
One more trophy! - Joel as Daddy-O woos blonde girl
You dream a God up, and call it Christianity.
Arabs wear turbines on their heads.
Let's not make the same mistake once. - Jean-Luc Picard
Creationism: Snatching fantasy from the jaws of reality.
Oh my God!
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite
"I've changed my name to Al", said Hal, exasperated.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Judge turned another one free.
"Save it for the Jack LaLane show!" - Slappy
WATCH THIS!! »« PrestO! ChangeO! »«
"Another costumed maniac - what's happening here?!"
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke....
"Next? We take the Alices on a trip through Wonderland!" Kirk
As funny as a heart attack.
COMPUTERMATE: An Australian computer operator
I don't care if they do jiggle, Counselor Picard
Mulder: I have a reputation?
Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence.
"Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff, Scratchansniff....." - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
ROTF...................Rolling On The Floor
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
"Bother," said Pooh as the batteries died in his blaster.
"Sing this song: Doo-dah, Doo-dah." --S.C.Foster
"Just open the door you stupid lug" - C3P0
Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT??
hmmmmmmmm...lessee here...WHO STOLE THE **REAL** MYRA?????- Joni Stanley
VMS must die!
Republican National Convention, Avert Clinton; unbalance opinion.
Old frogs never die, But they do croak!
I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time.
Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one.
Tubby or not tubby, fat is the question.
A mistress is something between a mister and a mattress.
...you'll stay in detention 'til you cheer up and smile!
X-Mess Day - the cleanup day after Christmas.
Daddy, what does Formatting 90% mean?
Sanity is a state of mind and I moved out of state.
If wood ticks are found in the woods, where are mathematics found?
I wonder why Noah didn't swat them two Sysops?
Oxymoron: Real Fantasy.
"@TOFIRST@ should AVOID mines!"
Cover me. I'm going to change lanes.
"Bother," said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall
ROBOHUSBAND: Sleeps with your wife while you're online.
Oxymoron: subsequent initiatives
"OS/2 is a sure thing, so it isn't gambling." - Q. Walls
Silence is evidence of superb language skills.
"Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?" <Spock>
Oxymoron: Press Release.
"Shut up! You probably score! And you're a dork!" - Beavis
Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
Viruscan: CLINTON.EXE found. Remove? (Y,N)
What? They show other stuff BESIDES Animaniacs on TV?? Wow!
URA Redneck if you think God look like Hank Williams, Jr.
Forget the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore!
This tagline is identical to the one you are reading.
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
"Huh huh huh - Settle down, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
We need more power! Can you give us any more?!
Murphy was an optimist!
"I think that I'm dizzy, and I rather like it." - Pinky
Confused me too, and I said it !
Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow. - sw
Blonde girls have black hair by cracky.
Do not approach me unannounced! -- Worf
Is HST faster than the Concord?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he hung onto Cloud City's antenna.
Clinton in '96 - NOT!
I completely understand DOS & Women. Equally.
URA Redneck if you've spray painted your girl's name on an overpass.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the warp core breached.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Clinton Medical Dictionary: PAPSMEAR: A FATHERHOOD TEST.
Tribble -> * Bald Tribble ->
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1
Fetuses do it in-vitro.
Oxymoron: Good Loser.
Clinton Medical Dictionary: CAT SCAN: SEARCHING FOR KITTY.
Oxymoron: Safe Politics.
Often a clear conscience is just a bad memory.
I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.
On a clear dais, you can speak forever.
Nominating Data for Moderator, he has an off button.
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Why are nonsmokers such a pain in the butt?
God was a Design Engineer.
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
"What a coinky-dink!" - Yakko
When you open WINDOWS, you let BUGS in!
Todd scratched his head.
Share the fantasy!
You want to cut the Deficit by 50%, fire half of Congress
Def: Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled.
Put out an APB.. all tag lines stolen!
There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.
I'm sorry, this tagline is not an apology!
A cat is easier to train than a moderator.
Alcoholic: anti-sobriety activist
Never stand between a dog and his fire hydrant.
Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense?
Follow me to the Current Middle Ages.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the pus dribbled out of his nose.
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
Sir, I MUST protest! I am *NOT* a merry man! --Worf
Deja Foo: The feeling that there's been a programmer there before.
"How do you expect me to average 55 miles an hour if I don't speed?"
The pancake house was robbed. How waffle.
"Say the secret word and be assimilated." Groucho of Borg.
Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament.
Can you do the PICARD MANUVER in a Grand Am??
I am Windoze of Borg. Your disk space will be assimilated.
"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon." -- Scotty
bon appetite!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
* * * * * * <-This tagline contains a Black Hole
Enjoy your day before someone comes along and messes it up.
"I am a doctor, not a voyeur!" - Doc Zimmerman
Cats are smarter than dogs. They won't pull sleds.
URA Redneck if your car has never had a full tank of gas.
"Jelly!" - Mindy
Biochemists wear designer genes.
"Ahh, MOO yourself, you lower lifeform!" - Rita
AD&D Quote: So this troll is regenerating our fire damage?
Press any key...NO, NO, NO, NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!
I am Sir Fool of It!
Only the rich have distant relatives.
That was then, this is now.
"I do feel your pain" - Bill Clinton.
@FN@ would rather be playing hockey.
Hallelujah! Yeshua Ha Mashiach Adonai!
Jesus is the Lords's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
"Bother," said Pooh as he gained the First Power.
Clinton defense #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says.
"Bother," said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil..
It was all so different before everything changed.
The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day.
Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre.
Borg Style. We Came, We Saw, We Absorbed.
Purring....Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Proud to be an Interlink Moderator!
To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures.
The doctors have done everything, but I'm still alive.
"Pardon me while I just squeeze in here." - Odo
Invalid COMMAND.COM, System Disobeying
* :-* User just ate something sour.
Why don't you take out a loan and buy a CLUE??!!??
"@TOFIRST@ wipes him up!"
Picard as botanical officer: Make it grow!
"As of now, I'm reopening the X-Files." -- Skinner
Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" --Monty Python
Oxymoron: flexible freeze
Def: Masochist: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
I felt a great disturbance in the Force...
Hurry, I only have 2 minut#$&#$& #&&$ NO CARRIER
Use DEVICE=BUSH.SYS to really screw up your environment.
I've just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm.
You can't have your Kate -- and Edith too!!!!
Windows v17.00 - Microsoft *FINALLY* got it right!
In the future archeologists may be digging for taglines!
I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact.
Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes! <cg>
"Look at me, Brain! I'm Heidi! Yodel-eh-ee-narf!" - Pinky
"Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo." - Italian Christmas
Experience=a name everyone gives to his mistakes.
Mind like a steel trap - rusted shut!
What do you expect? This is California!
How clever Worf! Eat any good books lately? - Q
Lies, damn lies, and creationism.
This is my last Tagline...Pleeeease don't steal it
"Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -- Odo
"Bother," said Pooh, as the parasite ate it's way into his brain
In a bad mood? Don't leave a tip!
My best feature? I would say my overwhelming humility
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing.<Atwood>
I am NOT a number! I am 73020,171!
SysOps will take you to disk.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he realized he was a red shirt. <<ZAP>>
Old age and treachery will always outdo youth and skill.
I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff!
I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
None of you exist. My SYSOP types all this in!
Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop!
Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
Let my people go! Land of Goshen.
COFFEE AND DONUTS: Unitarian communion.
Taxi drivers DO IT all over town.
Bearjoran takes over DS9 in Pooh D'Etat!
Speed Kills - Use Windoze
How do you know if your pen runs out of invisible ink?
Sick... you havent met my mother
Ten chocolate sundaes. I'm in a really bad mood. --Q.
Les mortels muerent. Qu'importe la facon? - LaCroix
What! canst thou say all this and never blush?
The Planets Collection - By West End Games
If today was a fish, I'd throw it back.
Windows 3.1: More holes than you can count.
"I wouldn't be President if my name was on that friggin' wall!" - Clinton
What's shorter than a vacation-The life of a clean garage.
How you do anything is how you do everything.
"Bother", said Pooh, as he torched the forest.
FREE TOASTER IF YOU JOIN THE DARKSIDE!
Who a person is when they are alone is who they are.
* <- Tribble * * * <- More Tribbles * * * * <-And more
Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way.
This tagline is functioning within normal parameters.
There is no rehab for stupidity...
Here's a few more taglines; SOME are more interesting one
How come my taglines are funny, but yours STINK?
The Chair Too! BBS ■ HUB ■ Message Board Only ■
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Put the cat out? Didn't know it was on fire.
Why don't we just call it a draw, Robinson? - Dr. F
Conservative: The mix of megalomania and stupidity.
URA Redneck if you consider chewing tobacco a basic food group.
Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone.
See this? This is a copy; I want you to make me the original. - s.w.
"I see now how you've risen through the ranks so quickly." -Diana, "V"
"Bother," said Pooh, as a SuperTruck rammed into Piglet.
Just when your ship comes in, it's the Kobayashi Maru.
"Bother," said Pooh as Eeyore fell into the pit of the Sarlacc.
I don't like violence, but I'm very good at it.
"I still think they make me look like Sheena Easton."
One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day.
Ever notice how poems in pig-latin always rhyme?
Get back at your enemies, make them Moderators!
Data, I want to have a look in here. - Picard
"Bark, woof bark, froinlaven!" - Mr. Director
I think, therefore, I cannot be a Moderator.
"Nobody's home." -- Elmyra "There's an understatement!" -- Dot
How do vampires say V without shredding their lips?
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
Exxon Valdez, Haven, ¿cual será el próximo?
Idiot savant: Dittohead with a college degree.
What's all this talk about hellfire & Dalmations?
If there is no God, who washes Brobeck's coffee filters?
If it's in good taste, then I've failed.
We all live in a yellow object method!!!
After we pull the pin Mr. Grenade is NOT your friend!!!!
URA Redneck if you ever used lard in bed.
Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare
GYSAKYAG (Grab Your Socks And Kiss Your A** Goodbye)
Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile.
"I've always taken care of you, Fredo."
Let's get cereal about this!
The US has much to offer the 3rd world war. -Reagan
Worf becomes angry at the thought of brushing his teeth.
Saddle up, father! -- Alexander, to Worf
"You're disgusting, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
"Are there spots in a leopard's eyes, too?" - The Crow
A good Christian does not think, a good Christian obeys.--Billy Graham
"Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet.
Before I couldn't spell engineer, now I are one!
......... Then there were two .........
You're sick and twisted. I like that!
Lord give me chastity - but not yet.
Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists?
Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines?
Clinton-"I'll debate anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS."
God has a plan for your life!
URA Redneck if your chain to your wallet is as big as your dog chain.
GAWD! Whutta tagline LEEEEEEEECH! ■ SLTS v1.00 ■
Drop your carrier or the sysop gets it!
Pragmatism should never be confused with moderation.
Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Deja Due: The feeling you've paid that library fine before.
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's session is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
Wedge....Golfers' Landscape Tool
LISP: Lost In Silly Parentheses.
You wanted to make law... Make it a good one -- Picard
I came, I saw, I charged it!
DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:...
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. -- Geordi
Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimilated the Kids"
Def: Tourist Season: When it's OK to shoot them.
Help! I've been Slimed!
Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock.
I'm setting my phaser on 'tickle'.
Cold Fire : Fire Elemental in an Icy Prison.
@FN@ has no Elvis in him.
Nothing is foolproof. Fools are too ingenious.
"Deeeee-licious!" - Wakko Warner
Thou shalt speaketh to the SysOp thy real name.
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.
Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Bill Clinton never inhaled. Jerry Brown never exhaled.
Don't be so openminded your brains fall out
If you live long enough, it WILL kill you...
Better an ugly face than an ugly mind.
Irish 7 course meal. Potato and a six pack.
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
He's a couple of volts below threshold
"I'm Hercule Yakko, a sleuth." "Well I'm Slappy Squirrel- ASLEEP!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor.
Long live the Rebel Alliance!
Assassination: The most extreme form of censorship.
Yo momma like mustard, she spreads easy.
Disproving evolution does not prove creation.
Felicity: A town inhabited by happy cats.
It isn't over until the FAT table is scrambled
Kathryn Page ■ Kathryn Page
If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Clinton Medical Dictionary: HANG NAIL: COAT HOOK.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shook down the shopkeeper.
If you can't flirt with the Moderator, remember the Co-Mod!!
URA Redneck if there's a picture of Johnny Cash over the fireplace.
"I sense something. A presence I've not felt since......" - Darth Vader
New Book: JAZZ MUSIC by Tenna Saxe.
Animani-DOS 3.30: The moral of today's story is: Don't "FORMAT C:"
OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells."
MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans.
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess
If ignorance is bliss, *you* must be >very< happy!
One who is footloose and fiance free.
"I can't bring the car back until low tide."
"But you broke our window!" - Wakko Warner
CONNECT 3.23/DRQ/MNP
Condoning sloppy spelling is guache.
Is a language without GOTOs Wirthless?
Success can only be measured in terms of distance traveled.<Gallany>
BBSs are like opinions. Everyone has one.
Oxymoron: long recess
All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline
When the moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement.
Words, 25¢ ea. Better quality words, 50¢ ea.
Tagging this tagged tagline... wait 30 sec's until it's r
Deja Gnu: The feeling you have been to this zoo before.
If your IQ was 2 points higher you would be a rock.
Let's talk some more when your feed bag's empty!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
Starfleet Academy has a drama department?
"I don't have any hard feelings." John Wayne
After dinner, she said "your modem or mine"
Armies are paid to kill people and break things.
Never tell the Joke That Kills.
It's a tragedy that no man become like their mothers.
Often a clear conscience is just a poor memory.
Please Mr. Sysop... I want some more...
You must keep your sword well oiled in case you need it.
"The Borg is the ultimate user." - Q
A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory.
And they shall turn their swords into taglines...
Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in a Tagline court.
It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SYSOP!
To adopt taglines, contact your local adoption agency
We need more unemployed politicians.
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Def: Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat.
If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present
Scratchansniff's Head ■ Was that thing lumpy or what?!
Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ▀ö╣▄)╜$╫â.├Éè╞▄
URA Redneck if you've ever made change in the offering plate.
And now to find moderators for the other 127 countries.
Larry Bell isn't a phone company, but he should be!
Kirstie Alley has Fahrvergnügen!
I think I will plan being spontaneous tommorow
This tagline is brought to you by the letter "C".
You...called me...Picard! - Picard
Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword.
Catholic girls, they never confess...
Bachelor's All Purpose Cookbook: Microwave on High until Hot!
I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
TV Truth: Only thin beautiful woman ever need to be rescued.
Everything is under control. Situation normal. - Han Solo
A man is only as young as the woman he feels!
To be a picture of health, have a happy frame of mind
NO CARRIER, but I've got a few warships and F-15's...
The last thing I saw was this big Blue Wave.
"...Making way for hazy afternoon sunshine." - Freakazoid
I'm not stubborn, I'm PERSISTENT !
Emoticon: :-q Smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
Cellophane T-shirts... Don't ya just love'em!
I'll be mellow when I'm dead.
Servaland & Avon sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G...
He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
Le châtiment pour bigamie, c'est deux belles-mères.
The more you use it, the less you need it.
All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
Def: Language: A system of organizing and defining syntax errors.
EZ come... EZ go... SLMR come... He stay!
URA Redneck if you grow sideburns cos it looks so good on your sister.
"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice.
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on.
Oxymoron: military intelligence
And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ...
All animals are created equal, but some more than others.
Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?
Don't draw fire. It irritates everyone around you.
DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? (Y/N)
URA Redneck if you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Clinton Casualty: Get a piece of the Little Rock...
FREE EVERYBODY. DON'T KILL ANYTHING.
You tell 'em Cat, thats what your fur.
I NEVER tell lies. :-------------------)
Member John Guest School of Creative Editing
He's heavy, and he is not my brother.
Make a F*ing compost pile....Then fertilize your garden.
Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed!!!
"Sometimes I just love when it ends!" - Yakko
I'm going to fire some of those people. Gimme the fire bell.- Groucho
WARNING!! I steal taglines.
Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians.
Gross incompetence: 144 people in Clinton's Cabinet.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Emoticon: :-$ Smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag
I'm not White; I'm just Melanin Disadvantaged.
It's time I contribute a few of my personal favorites:
Post Piece of a Packet - Get Reply's in Return!
Do you care to surrender now, Captain? - Riker
Paul McCartney seen smooching with Elvis!
Farfignewton: German for "the joy of cookies"
I'm waiting for the '96 White House eviction notice!
Ding dong. Anvil calling. ****WHHOMMMPPP****
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell, "Taxi"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he armed the photon torpedoes.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.
Now I'm kinda clueless `bout what you might want in Taggers ... Hmmmm
"What are you doing?! Torturing a clown??" - Yakko
I started out with a VIC-20 and a cassette drive.
Software independent: Crashes with all software.
Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction.
Half a loaf is better than no bread.
"Bother," said Pooh as they plowed him under
I never watched a hockey game that I didn't like.
Existance is not only temporary, its pointless. Calvin
Have you sunk a floater today?
"Ships ahoy!" said Tom fleetingly.
"Washin' the dog! Washin' the dog!" - Beavis and Butt-Head
Bother! said Pooh, as he sold Eore to the glue factory.
Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct
Snakes don't wear vests because they have no arms.
Why be politically correct when you can be RIGHT?
Say no, then negotiate.
If this were funny, it'd be a tagline.
An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once.
Bother! said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball.
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others!
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy.
It looks like a flying purple people eater to me! - Sheb Wooley
Medical Def.#6: NITRATE: Cheaper than the day rate.
If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam
Honesty is the best policy, despite your lawyer.
"And I'm mysterious." - Dot Warner
Genius vs Stupidity: Genius has it's limits...
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!!
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
Tremble, thou heathen; the Moderator cometh!
There are thre erors in this tagline.
File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.
And why _did_ cats decide to become domestic animals?
it is too late for me, son...
Tonight we're having Chocolate Tribble Surprise. Worf, you first...
"Check out my butt!" - Beavis
It's a Dog eat Dog World and I'm wearing Milkbone Undies!
Behavioural psychology: pulling habits out of rats
We can easily endure adversity. Another man's I mean. -- Twain
I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated!
"Oh, bother burgling and everything to do with it!" - Bilbo Baggins
Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements.
"Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
"Never read any book that is not a year old." -- Emerson
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun.
Its time for another edition of TAX-U-LA!
URA Redneck if there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in baseme
Tandy: You can buy better, but you can't pay more!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he shot @TO@ for being a git.
Oxymoron: Tax Return.
I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry!
Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit.
The term "Liberal Thinktank" is an oxymoron.
C:\DAMSEL.EXE crosslinked w/DISTRESS.COM--RESCUE?(y/n) --
He's flying on one engine.
San Francisco...where every man can be Queen for a Day.
PPTSPAHS......Please pass the salt, pepper and hot sauce.
Confucius say: Man pees in wind, wind pees back.
I'm not sure I want to remember that - Riker
An ounce of prevention is worth a ton of code.
As funny as a maniac with a meat axe.
Catatonic (n) - Italian beverage most preferred by cats.
"This is a pro-business plan" - Bill Clinton
Bowlers do it in the alley.
Generic Tagline v5: []Flame Moderator []Flame Sysop [X]Flame user.
Deja Ooooo: The odd feeling that you've crossed this pasture before.
A man's house is his hassle.
I just collect taglines, I don't analyze them!
A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual.
Put the cat out?? I didn't know it was burning!!
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.
What do you call a Toronto Argo in the end zone? A safety.
A*C, who said A*C?
Have a Nice Day !
Get four Darkovans together, and they hold a dance.
Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go.
Oxymoron: Too many taglines ;-)
I can't change the past, but I can let it go.
What the heck happened here??!!
"It's a long, long way to tip a rarry..."
A chapter in Clinton Tales: Rohdam and Gomorrah.
I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it.
Prunes are raisins on steroids.
The smell of burning leather as we hold each other tight.
My other modem is a U.S. Robotics Dual Standard.
Create your own reality: Be a Conservative!
"Our marriage must be dissolved", she said acidly.
Don't laugh; this tagline will be a classic some day
I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant...
Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf. -- Q
Al Gore: a good example of why some animals eat their young.
"I'll try and dig it up for you", Tom said gravely.
Tablet - A small table
Missed it by | | <- That much!
Bad day: When the bird outside your window is a vulture.
URA Redneck if you've been kicked out of the KKK for being a "bigot".
By the way, what does BTW mean?
Programs get overlaid, why can't I?
I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
(((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY)))))
*,***,***.** <-- floating Tribble sign
Why aren't there any 1-800 BBS'S?
I brought life to the dead. What more can be said?
Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER
"Captain, why not just give the Borg a 286 and Windows NT
Once again we've saved civilization as we know it -Kirk
She's a _natural_ Blonde, Please Speak slowly.
Gotcha! Call Tagline Thieves Anonymous, 800-STEAL-IT
The future just isn't what it used to be.
<WHAM!> Stupid TV... BE MORE FUNNY!!! - Homer
Defend your Constitutional right to own & bear firearms!!
Oh no, a viru÷⌐¥æÜ»º╫Ç⌡æ
Graveyards are full of the indispensable.
Oxymoron: true confessions
Pass the cards, said Troi ideally.
No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools
"How DOOO you do.... that thing with your mouth?" - Yakko
Silly wabbit! QWK's are for QWKiddds!
He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
There are *FOUR* lights! Picard
Def: Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
"All I know is normal is not what I think." -- Fox Mulder
"I'm not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor." McCoy
Poetic Justice: A lawyer with his tongue cut out...
My tags are on strike. They're demanding more space!
This ain't Burger King. You can't have it your way
MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, Then OS Hangs.
I'm not a vampire, I just eat like one.
"This is one puppet who doesn't like her strings pulled." -- Kira
Lucky me, now I'm set. Little bug, for a pet. ■«AIC»■
Why doesn't copy and paste work on my checkbook?
Stove Top? I'm stayin'!
Floss only the ones you want to keep!
Musicians are just playin' folks.
God, in creating man, overestimated his ability
GET OFF ABNORMALLY WITH PCBOARD!
Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS HUMOROUS.
I'm only happy when I'm watching a hockey game.
"Bother," said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he broke the last Seal.
It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes!
MYOB, I don't care if you do think you're the Moderator.
It's @TIME@. Do you know where your modem is?
Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads
George Bush: The EDLIN of Presidents
Member: Save the werewolves foundation.
If the Sargent can see you, so can the enemy.
The hole and the patch should be commensurate.
Step on no pets
"I'm the Devil... God of Hellfire and all that." -- Tom Servo
What we have here is a failure to communicate...
MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this
@TOFIRST@'s thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance.
How LONG must this CIRCUS continue?
Bother! said Pooh and twited his moderator.
Def: Purranoia: The fear your cat is up to something.
Do not put statements in the negative form
Natural laws have no pity.
Aibohphobia n. -- The fear of palindromes.
"Sorry about the two scars. We had your X-ray upside down."
Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Def: Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea.
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
DEC 12, 1899: George F. Grant patented golf tee.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam jobs and spam - Bush
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?
"Madness" is made possible by viewers like you
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Where Obi Wan Kenobi is your only hope.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...Obi Wan has taught you well...
Any friend of Batman is a friend of mine!
Life is like .......... an analogy.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
My cat only WISHES she was black.
If you're feeling lonely, blow a Sousaphone.
Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
We do not refer to the Holy Trinity as Big Daddy, Junior & the Spook.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Good day for flying but bad day for landings....
@FN@'s hugs warm my soul and place a smile in my heart.
Ask me about space hamsters.
I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing...
Oil doesn't reach his dipstick
"Bother," said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side.
How ya like me now?
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
A lie in time saves nine.
Bo shuda. -- Jabba the Hutt
How do make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat...
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
APATHY : The secrect to chicks. ƒ
Volume in drive C has no backup
Put a *SOCK* in it!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
Conservative Rule #1: When in doubt, tell a lie.
"Who the blazes is Captain Dunsel?" - McCoy
I am DOS of Borg! Prepare... oops, out of memory!
[[[[ And on some days, in various ways, I feel totally *clueless*! ]]]]
Doing my part to annoy the religious right....
Lawyers and wagon wheels must be well greased.
If life is just a bowl of cherries, throwing pits is okay.
URA Redneck if you wake up with Red Man in your hair.
I saw Elvis. He was sitting between Bigfoot and me on the UFO.
"The dark man walked and smiled." - The Stand
Don't we even get a few practice semesters? -- Calvin
I'm precise. He's discriminating. You're picky.
URA Redneck if you wash your car more often than your kids.
Nobody notices when things go right...
Windows Error 004 - Operator died during wait.
Love is like a baseball game, three strikes and you're out.
Bring back the Atlantic Schooners!
Come on, big guy... On your feet -- Geordi
"My mother usually likes me home before the streetlights come on."
This means war! I thought it meant touchdown?
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
Chicago runs best on a VCR.
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
Mac: Tomy's most advanced toy computer.
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you...
Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN!
C-ing is believing
Oxymoron: political embarrassment
It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Ever notice how Christians think freedom of religion is only for them?
You're a redneck if: You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
This is what you might call an Odo episode. Or, Columbodo.
What have you done to her?! Why, do you think I should?
If you can't win fair, just win! - U. S. Grant
Free speech tomorrow.
I am ashes where once I was fire.
Ahh... No Moderator! Let's chat about Science Fiction & Fantasy!
Def: Crime Control: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!
Alumnus of Communist Martyrs High School, class of 1972
"Increase forward firepower!" - Admiral Piett
Unless you can see black then white has no meaning
Cinderella married for money.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
"Bother," Pooh said as he was assimilated.
Hey Cat, get off that..! #$^#$%^ NO CARRIER
"Could you like shut up and give us some money?" - Butt-Head
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
iT's HArD tO tYPe WHilE HolDiNG tHE dOg!┐
Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you, SKATE FASTER!
Just a second: Reading 20 terabytes.
"We're from the law firm of Warner, Warner, Warner, and Mime..."
Qweekmail? We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!
Women are like watches: The finer the movement, the better the time.
"Ahh, stuff it!" - Slappy Squirrel
PeeWee doesn't want a lawyer.Says he can get himself off.
"You blew it, Runt." -- Rita
The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW...
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
"Doobie oobie walla, doobie abba nabba." --Good morning Starshine (Hair)
URA Redneck if you think an Odometer measures elasticity.
Clinton supporters know how the Indians felt!
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
* <- Tribble (__¥¥__) <- Sumo wrestling Tribbles
URA Redneck if you dress the kids up to go to K-Mart.
My 20-20's true, I'm looking on the bright side. <Debbie
Obey the COWGOD!
"Conquest is easy. Control is not." - Kirk
Oxymoron: death benefits
Telecommunting is great therapy!
"I don't hate religious people; I find them comical." - Mencken
"I see the beauty." - Butt-Head
"Bother," said Pooh, It's your husband. He has a gun!
For every expert, there's an equal and opposite expert!
Oxymoron: first annual
Unlimited keyword search...the Geneologist's delight!
"Where to Find Islands" ─ by Archie Pelago
"Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!"
Don't you DARE cheer me up. I'm enjoying my depression.
How can I prove I'm not crazy to people who are?
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..?
The easy way is always mined.
CV-59/CVW-6: You point it out, we'll take it out!
I love Jesus, yes I do! Baked or broiled or in a stew!
If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen.
Windows practical joke: Write a program that works.
BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename.
Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2
The Hidden Flaw Never Stays Hidden
Hey Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
I'd love to, but I have to floss my cat.
Human (n.): Useful domestic animal popular with cats
(Troi standing behind Worf) Captain, I feel ... Worf!
Bones? Dr.Crusher? Chiropractic in the Federation.
******Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In******
No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.
Find an impersonator who can't do Ronald Reagan.
AD&D Lesson #001 - It exists only if the DM allows it to exist.
Hard work never killed anyone but why take the risk?
If not for my companion,I'd be having the time of my life
"They're..." Scratchy "YOUR responsibility!" Plotz
Minding true things by what their mockeries be.
I am Greaseman of Borg. Prepare to be shpeckled!
YES! I'm a trouble maker!
NAGLINE "Put on a sweater before you catch a cold."
Def: BBS: A method to triple your phone bill.
Ability without honor has no value.
Limit Congressmen to 1 term... Life in Jail (no
'Let's see the instant replay on that!' - H. Cosell
Bill & Hillary: They've got what it takes to take what you've got!
Take a break from the mousetrap we call home.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the AIDS test came back positive.
Please insert disk in drive C: and press any key...
Too much glory can be half disgrace.
Dieting: A way to make the ends justify the jeans.
In a bad mood? Point at people!
I often daydream about my inability to fantasize
Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.
URA Redneck if you have an Elvis Jello mold.
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Hey! This is just like the REAL world!
URA Redneck if you cut your grass and find more than 4 cars.
Make like an egg and beat it.
Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines!
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
A conservative's generosity is limited to self.
Oxymoron: hopelessly optimistic
URA Redneck if you have an above ground pool, and you fish in it.
"Frankly that... annoys us." -- Kira
URA Redneck if you go to family reunions to find a date.
I wanna be a fascist pig. Love to fight, what a thrill.
Why look at the docs? The nurses look much better to me
"Resistance is useless! Resistance is useless!"
Do unto others, then split.
Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer
"Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky." - The Brain
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
Emoticon: :-} Beard - or - Wry grin smiley.
Don't Steal. The government hates competition
Oxymoron: Vexation Exercise.
Oxymoron: Virtual Storage.
Je te l'ai dit cent mille fois: N'EXAGERE PAS!
Lord, give me the strength to turn this machine off.
That makes perfect sense. Perfectly __________ sense !
ERROR #32. KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? Y/N:
"Like you said-- 'All's fair in love and comedy!'" - B&WYakko
He jests at scars that never felt a wound...
Can I still rip the WLAF, at least?
URA Redneck if you've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
Any signs of consciousness? -Picard Not yet. -Beverly
*Need All The Help I Can Get***
Oxymoron: random order
Oxymoron: rolling stop
Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps!
Read WHAT docs??
Not All Men are Fools, Some are Bachelors!
Are you blonde or drunk?
Heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof!
Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell. - Fizba
Oxymoron: cold fire
"Home is where your rump rests."
Define Useless = Emitter Resistor in a Cathode Follower.
Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is stolen.
Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulhu.
Gonna go downtown. Gonna see my gal.
From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' pot.
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat!
"Last night, yet another god-like alien entered my body."-- Troi
The road to success is under construction ...
Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses
You're a Redneck if: You and Your Dad are both in third grade!
I love cats. On a good night I can eat 5 or 6 of them!
I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he finished the bottle and tasted the poison
"Bother," said Pooh, tossing his empty Guinness bottle into a dustbin.
This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon.
Deja Clue: An odd feeling you've seen that Perry Mason Mystery before.
Kirk never really got into that kinky JUMPSUIT look.
Free Willy! Can Charlie!
You play the accordian? How good a bard can you be?
"Bother," said Pooh, as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless.
HEY GRANDPAW!!! WHAT'S FER SUPPER?????
If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..!
Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities
URA Redneck if you beat off to Field and Stream.
It was so quiet that you could hear a pun drop.
Take a picture. It lasts longer.
Return of the living dead tagline!
Science Fiction:The only genuine consciousness-raising drug.<CS Lewis>
Most men are influenced by a box, mines a 486
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Picard to bridge, where am I?
As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
Bother! said Pooh, as the moderator swung his club.
The man who invented the guillotine died under it's knife
Make like the birds and flock off
New Borg Movie: The Collective Strikes Back.
Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me??
Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon. - Tommy Lasorda
I tried the best but bought the rest!!!
This is Rick `Mega' Burwell of TAG-X Pro. He's ßeta, Jim.
Yes, but what does it all mean?-Jean-Luc Picard
I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further...
Religion──is a smile on a dog.
Oxymoron: somewhat awesome
I could spare you, but why?
"Bother," said Pooh, and inhaled.
Fire Giants do it in the heat.
Oxymoron: athletic scholarships
URA Redneck if all of your four-letter words are two syllables
This Tagline in memory of Stephen Ceideburg...a friend.
URA Redneck if you've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
"Spiral! Do I own this dimension?" "Yes, yes, you own all you look at."
When I'm Modeming, I'm 25 again, staying up all night ...
If Ella Fitzgerald ever marries Darth Vader, she'll be Ella Vader.
Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me?
Have you clubbed an ignorant human today?
"@TOFIRST@ is about to blow!"
Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot
Your sister dates a sysop! Nyaah-nyaah.
I saw a Smart Blonde last night...disguised as a brunette.
I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to.
I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
URA Redneck if your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. L. Long
I don't know what I like, but I know what art is.
Borgus & Butt-head: "Huh huh You said assimilation!"
I am a deeply superficial person.
This PC is air conditioned: Don't open WINDOWS!!!
"House burnt down. Bet it was fire." Helen Hacket
Gee, I hope that wasn't a desperate cry for help!
"Ecclesiastical Infractions" ─ by Cardinal Sin
It's the Blue Parrot Cafe, and you're buying - Picard
Attilla the Hen runs the White House.
Unless you're the lead mule, the scenery is always the sa
"Bother," said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap.
I Came, I Saw, I Left.
SYS$TAGLINE
Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder?
"Thanks for the mammaries..." - Beavis
"You're catnip to a girl like me..." - Catwoman (Batman Returns)
Welfare mothers make better lovers
"You think these people were eaten?" -- Scully
Love means telling you why you're sorry.
Ura Redneck if you come back from the dump with more then you took.
Still waiting for voting-by-modem.
Pooot ze Candle beck!!!!
"Brace for impact," Picard said, parenthetically.
ERROR #0132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Anyone got a recipe for Barney steaks?
"Come on, smile! Lemme see your two front teeth." - Louis
Please wash your monitor after reading this message.
I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit. -- Han Solo
"This is not the cattle market of Shaum Hii." - Pellaeon
Saw ELVIS! He sat between Jesus and me on the UFO
18-Wheeler Bumpersticker: If you can't stop, smile as you go under.
"Whatta we going to do tomorrow night? A slumber party?" - Pinky
Dogs come when called. Cats have answering machines.
WOMAN.ZIP... Good utility when properly configured.
Health is not valued until sickness comes.
Has anyone found my marbles?
"Bother," said Pooh as he was carted off to the roadkill café
Murphy was a grunt.
Yo mama so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway.
Oxymoron: simple calculus
You don't have to sue me to get my pants off. <Mr. Burns>
We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion.
If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!!
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
We've gotta stop meeting like this, my modem's suspicious
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
"Bother," said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too.
The Wyld sings its song of Endless Dawn... -- Aether-Tongue
This year I'm definitely going to go on a diet.
Not now, I'm watching Star Trek!
Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
Pronounce "lovely lass" or "cute little lass" carefully!
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are found in the same head
I could have BBSed all night ...
I said I'm buying a Seven Eleven! (Robert Plant)
Watch it! The paranoids are out to take over the world!
Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw?
How could I download a virus? It said NO CARRIER
Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought.
Meaning of life: <deleted for lack of drugs>
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
I made the taglines...Therefore I AM!
Dammit no! Don't pick up the pho^$ L% #! NO CARRIER
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO broke the last seal.
Jesus loves you... Read the New Testament, you'll see!
"A Marine can stand ANYTHING!" - Buzzcut
Oxymoron: improbable disaster
Real SysOps try to help the new users; not cut them down.
Have you oppressed your peasants today?
Oxymoron: Criminal justice
Aww, who let the humans in?
If at first you don't succeed... you must be in Windows!
Little boats should keep near the shore.
"Politically Correct", the perfect oxymoron.
Oxymoron: independent counsel
Commit random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty.
The unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
I am Smorgas-Borg: Starving is futile.
I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order.
A coward mistakes oppression for peace.
No, I've not found the Master Universal Tagline File. - Joni Stanley
Cat: An unprogrammable animal.
You will be held hostage by a radical group.
"Bother," said Pooh, and pulled the detonator killing the dictator.
you may fire when ready commander...
We missed you. We'll have to aim better next time.
URA Redneck if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
No, Tagline... Just My Bar Code
Anglers do it with worms.
Pray for Bill Clinton (see Psalm 109:8).
"Look at the blackbirds," she crowed.
Fate: Protects fools, little children, and echo Moderators.
A bristlecone pine is just a fire's way of making another fire
Tumor - A extra pair
### Borg tagline
The Moderator's back, we'd better kill this conversation.
I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you.
Make like a wheel and spin.
Bother! said Pooh... I only wanted to *stun* Tigger.
Ferrets, Chaos theory in action!
Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
"I doubt it." - Yakko
"N Gauge" - Picard
"Except I'm allergic to anything with lactose in it." - Yakko Warner
Forgive him demon gods from hell, he's a hockey player.
Your tagline has been assimilated. - BorgReader
YKYHW: You can't get away from the screen.
Bother! said Pooh... Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney!
Read My Lips! No New Taglines
"You're a prevert, Beavis!" - Butt-Head
No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner?
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
Mr Sandman, send me a dream, make her the cutest, tightes
Q: What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Derogatory term of the 90's: "What a Clinton!"
That and 95 cents will get me a cup of coffee.
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step
Find God?!? Why? Is He missing?
I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
Double-check the redundancy generator, will you?
God must love the common man; He made so many of them.
Bad day: Smokey the Bear stamps out your birthday cake.
"We are See-Cubed - the Cosmic Cutie Commandos!"
Lonely mail reader seeks clever tagline for long walks...
Does she live? Or does she die? -Picard to Q
Even with an IQ of 6000 it's still brown trousers time.
This Tag Is Old, Worn-Out, And Stolen 328 Times!!!
You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to...
It MUST be right -- it's printed on green-bar!
Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite...
Oxymoron: educational TV
Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers.
Today is cancelled due to lack of interest!
Why do those three dots keep following me?? (Paranoid Tagline)
It don't feel like sinnin' to me!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer.
Warning: File LIFE.DOC fails CRC check!
I NEVER leech taglines!
You are being swapped.
Why'd they bury Mozart? Because he was decomposing.
Take my Worf ..... please! - Data
Def: American politics: The walruses herding the oysters.
He who don't like cats don't like pets smarter than they.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the feds took his videotapes and guns...
URA Redneck if you have to throw chickens off the couch to sit down.
Punny Book: "Irish Dentistry" - by Perry O'Dontal
What we need is a climbing song - Picard
Mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral you can buy.
"Did you tell @FN@? Is that who you could tell?!"
BBS Tip: ALT-H gives you sysop access.
Oxymoron: slow speed
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
McBorgs: Over one Billion assimilated!
Why did it become a domestic animal?
In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national v
Run away! Run away! Keep running!
Hackers of the world, unite!
Its a nice story, and sometimes on the street that's all you got.
Error locating COLDBEER.CAN ── SysOp not loaded!
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn..." - Yakko Warner
URA Redneck if you think Country and Western are the two kinds of Music.
Brought to you by Conservative Republicans Against Progress (C.R.A.P.)
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
I eat from the two basic food groups: SUGAR + CAFFIENE
Famous Last Words #14: "Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
#1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
I'm only telling you this for your own good...
Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet!
If at first you don't succeed, try a hammer...
Emoticon: (:-) Smiley big-face
"Damn, we're smooth!" - Beavis
Plan ahead: after all, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
They suffer as few have suffered, for they cannot find Valhalla.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
Amway salesmen tell no lies!
"Wolverine, where are you going?! Wolverine!" - Cyclops
If "The Picard Manuever (shirt tug)" is a family trait - YMBAT
Fear not, for I have given you authority
Excuse me, are those Budgie Bat jeans you're wearing?
Emoticon: :> Midget smiley
Keep smiling, there is always hope... (:-)
Is Yur Spel Czecher awn the Phritz Awso????
"And from these specifics, what conclusion can you extrapolate?" - Troi
Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed.
Hey Lush Rimblah! I have your Snapple right HERE!
Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
Kirk to Picard: Did we do it? Did we make a difference?
Bleavers: Midwestern religionists with an overbite.
The world is what you make it, doesn't fit make alteratio
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
Def: Fetish: The other guys good luck piece.
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
As a matter of opinion, your opinion doesn't matter
"In 10 seconds open fire. Destroy the star cruiser." Anan 7
Jay Leno is a token white on the new Tonight Show.
π ■ CmpQwk #UNREG ■ Only lamers use Windows mail readers!
Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
"Sizzling pumpkins? This is truly pathetic!" -- Slappy Squirrel
Ura Redneck if you dog doubles as your dishwasher.
Windows: Your brain on drugs.
Firemen like things HOT!
Flatline, n. the point at which programmers go on vacation.
The prophecy is upon is. -- Amara Windcrusher
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a hobby ...
Jeez, if you love Honkus...
Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation.
"Bother," said Pooh, as the rip cord came away in his hand
URA Redneck if you bring a bar of soap to a public pool.
Oxymoron: Partly Engaged.
Vegetarians eat only veggies. Is Dahmer a humanitarian?
*FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I look forward to your report Mr. Broccoli..er..Barclay - Picard
Jesus Saves! But Gretzky scores on the rebound...
Always listen to what experts say can't be done. Then do it.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate!
Johnson & Johnson Tagline: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "ouch"
'Intel Inside' is a Government Warning Required By Law.
"That's a bit like using an elephant gun to kill a housefly." - Jean
Oxymoron: jumbo shrimp
Clinton makes Nixon look truthful and Carter competent.
To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
TV Truth: Babies age five times as fast as their parents.
Famed psychic's head explodes. (See page 12)
It's curtains for Windows!
Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses?
Have you hugged your dog(s) today?
A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free.
Jack & Jill...pail of water???.....Riiiight!
Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows!
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper? -- Leia
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage.
"Do you see my smile in my words, sad and evil?" - The Crow
I have the Midas touch - everything becomes a muffler!
Sign my snarling doggie.
I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines
'Christopher Robbins was a twit.' --Pooh.
"I know! Let's use Force as a battering ram." -- Recoil
You're still here? Go home! - Ferris Bueller
100% of an 85% solution is better than 85% of a 100% one.
"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first!" -- Sallah
HELP WANTED: self-starter. Must have spare solenoid.
"Egad! This is even better than a DuckTales episode, Brain!" - Pinky
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge!
Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in?
The Way! The Truth! and The Life!
Sorry, but I just had to make one of my lamo blonde-type comments there.
Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise?
If this made sense, please see your Doctor.
Paralyzed from the neck up.
Deja Nientendu: the feeling that you've played this game before.
Faber: Knowledge is good!
Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL.
URA Redneck if you actually know which leaves make the best toilet paper
Real SysOps DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word?
"I never thought of that. What a silly bunt..." - Monty Python
CAUTION! Dangerous and off medication.
Press: F1-Help F2-Extended Help F3-Give It Up
GUI: Grab the User In-the-face
I went to a phreak show and they let me in for nothing.
Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - s.w.
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOO CHOOOO!
Gun Control: The ability to drop a fundie at 500 yards...
Live and don't learn, that's us. -- Hobbes
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger.
What if they gave a war and only on side came - Lucifer
"Ma'am, I can make it any size you want." -- Odo
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
You can tuna fish if it's in the right scale.
May you have an interesting and exotic vacation in Libya.
Die Hard: With Honor.
Take two crows and caw me in the morning
Excuse me, but are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker.
HOBOKEN?! OOoooh! I'm DYING again!!!!
I've upped my standards, now up yours!
GI: Give your dog a bath. BI: Have your dog dry-cleaned.
█▓▒░Guinan is Yoda on stilts.Yoda is Kermit on Drugs.░▒▓█
Moderators have seen it, ALL.
There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
"Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you." - Butt-Head
Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf
Def: Ricochet, (n): Irish bouncer
My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately?
Famous Last Words #18: "Can I have a succubus for a familiar?"
Led Zeppelin rules!!!
Born to.....Oh, I forget!
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - YODA
A message from the depths of Hell!
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Medical Def.#3 BARIUM: What you do when somebody dies.
"Take your shot, Fun-Boy. You've got me, dead-bang!" - The Crow
Marriage is the main cause for divorce.
Call me what you will but listen to my words. - Amara Windcrusher
"Bother," said Pooh, as he lost antimatter containment.
@LN@ smashes his stick in frustration.
Riding a tippy canoe.
Good thing I'm wearing brown shoes...
It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position!
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Support your sysop ... Send your paycheck.
If at first you don't succeed, create an "NT" version.
Friends don't let friends use Fidonet!
Even the Borg won't assimilate an Amiga!
Slogans of 2 generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask why?
Be nice to Moderators. They hate that.
Why waste your time reading taglines?
The PC is down. I hope it's something serious.
URA Redneck if you quit your job so you won't have to pay child support.
Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone.
IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable"
Deja Boo: Scared to death in a past life.
Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser.
"This is >NOT< what I signed up for." - Kira
My foot's asleep... I wonder what it's dreaming about ?
A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income.
Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy. -- Scully: You're crazy.
"O.K.! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes?"
GOLFER--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes Down Three.
Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others.
Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Damn the DRAMs! Keep it SIMMple!
By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Trust me when I say never trust anyone who says"Trust me"
It is hard to believe that even his friends like him.
Oxymoron: Christian education.
Put your cat in box, add postage and mark "Schröedinger."
"Bother," said Pooh, as auxillary control blew up.
"Bad Cow Jokes" ─ by Terry Bull
I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem!
Famous Last Words #33: "+25 to hit, +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST!"
CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more
Negative.. Negative.. I'm not a main character so I missed.
URA Redneck if your bother-in-law is also your uncle.
Man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.
Hillary Clinton is a closet ditto-head!
"Hellooo, French Nurse!" Yakko/Wakko "[sigh] Never mind." Dot
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature.
Bother! said Pooh and he twit filtered his moderator.
Clinton daffynition: change - status quo.
Hello! Hello! Hello! What a wonderful word, hello!
Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function.
"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?" - G.Carlin
"If I had two flies, I'd give you one." <Radar>
How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
The Martians are a happy people; they have no lawyers.
Is this thing on??
Backup aborted: Please remove disk #92 and start over.
"Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks!" -- Heinlein
Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine.
Hello, sailor!
"Never try to outstubborn a cat." - Lazarus Long
I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called.
Football players do it by getting three tries to penetrate deeper.
In a bad mood? Snore in a church!
"Bother," said Pooh, for no apparent reason.
Sysop's have more fun than ##%@ NO CARRIER
Nine pence in the shilling.
"Stubborn, Kirk, stubborn!" Mudd
It's dah right reader baby, uh-huh.. uh-huh...
If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound?
Nothing is so smiple that Hewgill can't screw up.
Falling hurts least those who fly low.
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Def: Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats.
He's reading off a empty disk
The pall bearers are gone... NO CARRIERS
Juristic Park - where extinct lawyers are cloned...
How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer
Shirley you jest. -SLR
LIFE: Well, one thing led to another, and then we died.
Breath Saver: Inhaling dihidrous monoxide.
Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold
ìyù½╡â/½■ùyâ┐▓Ü▓▓-/)#%*@&^&^@*#&$ NO CARRIER
"How about the Baltimore Roughriders?" <slap> "What'd I say?!"
"Bother," said Pooh, as he smuggled 2 kilos of blow through Customs.
Cap'n th' t'gline dinna say ennythin'!!
"Aliens! What will we do?" - Dot "Look for the cafeteria?" - Wakko
The Tidy Bowl man says..."Blue and yellow make green"
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to
Why don't women remember to leave the seat up?
::: ::: ::: - dice of the beast
Kneel. Your are in the presence of Greatness.
Mice and Men make plans, Cats and Women should work.
May divorce be with you!
Freedom of speech is now mandatory!
"Bother," said Pooh, as he cut open a Tauntaun.
In a bad mood? Drive at 25 mph on the freeway!
Mac: Computer with training wheels. <whee!>
BBS Tip #5: Log in as ALL and receive more e-mail.
Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he violated Eeyore.
OXYMORON : Dry vermouth
Why glue my bills together? It's a mail bonding ritual.
Share the music, play it L O U D !!
Oxymoron: anarchy rules
Blondes prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
"Bother," said Pooh, and twitted @N@.
"We are doomed." - Dr. Scrachansniff
"Bother," said Pooh as he caught the grenade
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it!
"I Love You" ... "I know" - Leia & Han
"Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?" -Worf
"Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force." - Yoda
And God said: E = ½mv² - Ze²/r ...and there *WAS*
Medical staff..... A doctor's cane.
My printer is Jamaican; it be jommin', mon.
Head cheese with Velveeta? YUMMMMMMMM!
Here's a pinch to grow a inch!
I'm a professional snoop. -- Calvin
Reality is the illusion produced by an alcohol deficiency
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.
Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
URA Redneck if you've ever rolled your riding lawn mower.
I wanna grow up, to be a FidoNet Sysop, and run my own BBS!
URA Redneck if you have more appliances in the yard than in the house.
Is the dingleberry still fashionable?
/F/SCS/E Hub V32B 1:120/4000 aka
Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11.
Ford of Borg: At the Collective, Assimilation is Job #1.
I had a great tagline, but my wife wouldn't let me use it
URA Redneck anyone in your family has ever worn a tube-top to a wedding.
I am Clampett of Borg. We'doggies is irrelevant.
TV Truth: All alien races look like deformed humans.
If it works, rip it apart & find out WHY !
As funny as a one-way ticket to Hell.
Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.
Send Bill & Hillary back where they belong: deepest, darkest Arkansas.
If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself.
If I had a twit filter, I'd filter in the morning...
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
<>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<>
"We're off to Scotland", said Tom clandestinely.
If fish is brain food, serve this man a whale.
DELETE them all! Let DOS sort them out!
Can I bring @TOFIRST@ for Show and Tell on Monday?
Mr. Worf, fire phasers at will. No.1, have...No.1? Will?
"Engineering without management is art." - Jeff Johnson
ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo.
"I'd like popcorn... That kernal right... there."
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works gre╥┐▐%~óæ
Oxymoron: Congressional oversight.
┼ I'm usually awake near the end of the day ┼
Money is the root of all wealth.
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee. - Leia
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...where Grand Moff Schwab tightens his grip!
Old: When you are: 17 neck, 44 waist, and shoot 106 in golf.
Bother! said Pooh, as he deleted UNIX from his machine
And it harm none, use it as a Tagline!
When we can't dream the time for death has arrived.
I am Wowbagger of Borg. The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
So why IS, a carrot more orange than a orange?
Excrement occurs.
*Speeeeewwwwwww*!!!! That's gross!
#define main Main
Darn it, it's Rape, Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!
Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees.
Puns can groan on you
The proof of a Moderator's value is her existance.
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
"Mommy" here's the Fish you wanted, wheres the Bag?
"Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled @VER@.
Bureaucat: A kitty who sleeps on your undies.
Why the Rush? Don't be Stern! Imus be going...
New ad for Tampax: We're not #1 but we're right up there!
Where's the beef?
Oxymoron: slightly pregnant
Gawd! I HATE Edmonton!
Science asks How?, Philosophy ask Why. And Ferrets don't care much.
URAT, if The Picard Manuever (shirt tug) is a family trait.
"If anyone would like me to dial 911, please raise your hand."
Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking≈2:¼╓b╦° NO CARRIER
If you cannot convince them...confuse them!!!
"Great potential" is life's heaviest burden.
A fool and his money are soon popular.
It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet trout!
All reality is aspect dependent.
Oxymoron: wicked good
Tagline Installed - Reality Corrupted
No one goes to that restaurant anymore- it's always too crowded.
I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
Is this Fahrvergnügen?
Many are called, most won't go.
"Now we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel base." - Vader
Bill Clinton: The brother Gomer Pyle won't talk about.
"Where do you hide a 300' tall golf ball?" -- Blindside
Love them mousies, mousies what I love to eat.
If I'm right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant.
Windows Error: You just lost all 30 megs of your unsaved English work!
Q:What do I have to do to convince you people? Worf:Die.
Why read it when you can print it?
We should go metric every inch of the way!
Def: Home: A place teenagers stay while the car is repaired.
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
If it's fixed, don't break it!
Do it with style
Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
One legged girls are easy pushovers...
Ottowam: capital of Kennedium
In a bad mood? Take the last cookie!
URA Redneck if your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Chewbacca of Borg: "RRWARARRHHG!"
"As near as I can figure, they're born pregnant." McCoy on tribbles
Who's The Scumbag That Siphoned The Blood Out Of My Cat!?
And all the Borg left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 <tm>.
* <- Tribble $ <- Tribble after drug dealing
Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon.
Marriage is one of the main reasons for divorce.
You're a Redneck if: you have ever financed a tattoo.
A fate worse than death... MARRIED ALIVE!!
He's Redneck extrordinaire!
Everyone is a genius at least once a year.
Elvis isn't dead. Tired of Earth, he went back to Mars!
"Why Women Wear Bras" ─ by Drew P. Tits
"Apology accepted, Captain @LN@."
"If you have to sneeze, do it during the lunchbreak."
Reality slap number 999999 coming up
I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.
"We require your ship." Norman
"A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-wop-bam-boom." --Little Richard
Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous.
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
"RETREAT!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile.
Oxymoron: lethal aid
I work. I modem. Occasionally, I sleep.
"It figures it would be the X-Men's fault!" - Boom-Boom
Curiosity killed the cat, but at first we suspected you.
Magnavox Commercials: Stupid. Very Stupid.
AIDS is a virus - @N@ is a punishment from God.
No carrier? How we gonna land this modem?
"Mike always has a smile. *Forced* on my face." -- Mike Nelson
This is a tag line. Usually, it is funny.
"I am your density." - George McFly
Look Ma, No Taglines!
Will someone please bind and gag the Moderator!
Spock/Data '92 -- The Logical Choice!!!
"There's ALWAYS room for Odo..."
Bother! said Pooh, when @TO's microwave exploded.
Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy
Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determi
It's always darkest right before you step on the cat.
Life is short, eat desert first!!
Bug-free programs - rare as Rocking Horse manure.
Ignroance is temporary, yet stupidity is forever!
Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you!
URA Redneck if you don't like those 'new-fangled' people.
Louise, dump the milk! The cat drinks unleaded from now on! - B. County
Just a modern modem mage cruising the electronic highways.
Bother! said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Elecronic Thumb.
"No, Brain, wake me at the noon of time." -- Pinky
Windows: Designed on a Monday.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
Anyone know an off-line chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK?
Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Sally sells C Shells to the C sore.
Why don't they make a 50 pound bag of M&M's?
TANSTAAFL. But for some, shareware comes close.
Clinton Sandwich: $5 worth of Baloney, $20 tax.
CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC
Leap of Faith: Bungee jumping with a Bible.
Money is the sincerest form of flattery.
It always helps to use the right tool for the job.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (K)addish
Some days you step in it..some days you don't...
"Bother," said Pooh, wishing he had a nose like a Bajoran.
Children come from God. He can't stand the noise either.
Cats are Roommates...... Dogs are Family!
Let's *not* get into that whole Kirk/Picard thing. - Crow
I'm not breaking the rules, just testing the Moderator.
Windows:(n.)4. Proof that God has a sense of humor.
Oh bother, said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
Offline readers have time to do it.
out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both.
This machine is an instrument of terror
Groucho of Borg - "Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated."
Rush was around four years before Clinton was elected.
Oxymoron: Gun Control.
Sysop: pupa stage of a Moderator.
Oxymoron: High Negative Ratings.
Why'd you leave me, when I needed to possess you...
Gosh, should "anal retentive" be spelled with a hyphen?
That's how we get out... We're buying this place -- Riker
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerob
That's about the sum of it.
This tagline censored by the Moderator <snicker>.
If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled.
My country right or left!!!
"Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance."
REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers.
Moi an INSTIGATOR????????
How's about Your Flatulence?
I'd rather go ice fishing, Tom replied coldly.
You took the TagLines right out of my mouth.
In a bad mood? Feign serious illness!
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
If at first you don't succeed...pull the cord.
Scully: That's over four liters of blood.
What do you call an Argo scoring drive? A dream.
"But how do you *really* feel about us?" - Dot Warner
Out there, thataway!
A Blonde saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So she did.
Blue Wave v2.20... Kickin' QWK's butt!
Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...MY Schwartz is as big as yours!
Have engaged Borg, Ring was assimilated!
Booboo #3: Taking any of it seriously.
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes.
Sysops are guilty of baudy behavior.
Archeologist: one whose career is always in ruins!
be-bop or a one-drop or a hip-hop lite-pop metallist
"Change is the essential process of all existence." - Spock
Bush Borg The economy is irrelevant.
I've got a big crack in my butt. -Butthead
Aristotle was all wet!
"It's all about razzle-dazzle." -- Criswell
"Bother," said Pooh, as he served Darkwing Duck l'Orange.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Fuzzy blue-green meat is.
WINDEX.BAT 3.1: @echo off echo Y |Killtree C:\Windows
The more known about people, the more to admire in cats
You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character.
Error: Out of coffe, taglines may become irrational.
They call Alabama the crimson tide...call me Deacon Blues
URA Redneck if you've worn something to church having sequins on it.
Don't know what apathy is and don't care.
Real SysOps answer their E-Mail and Comments.
We are NOT surrounded - we are in a target-rich environment.
The mind is a terrible thing, and must be stopped.
Sleep... what a concept!
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
ZenCrafters - Total Enlightenment in about an hour
"To do is to be." --Plato
Beware of the power mongering InterLink Moderators.
If you can't say something nice, come sit by me. - Duchess Hywella.
Life is Not a Point-And-Click Sport!
Win95: 95 = Your monthly long distance cost in dollars to MS Tech Spt..
I do beseech you, sir, trouble yourself no further.
URA Redneck if while mowing the lawn, you find three cars.
Bush is only good for eating.
Smile! You're on Candid Modem!
I want my public to be the masses.<Fuertes>
I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated.
Evolution: God's way of issuing upgrades.
Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise.
Bother! said Pooh and carved @F's name in the black candle.
Oxymoron: Resident Alien.
Its all just pieces/parts
Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
Fundamentalism, n.: Fund=give money. Amentalism=without brains.
'Life is a series of rude awakenings' - R. V. Winkle
Engage brain before engaging fingers!
@TOFIRST@ must be home. The modem is still warm.
Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf
What are your two favorite letters in the word "Bush"?
"Bother," said Pooh as his batteries died just moments before climax.
URA Redneck if you actually _own_ a Monster Truck.
Limbaugh: Living example of why stupid people shouldn't breed.
Electricians are live wires!
We are the Borg. We need 1500 large pizzas. All will be assimilated.
Thanks to you and all others who "clued me in" on this!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Toddler: An indoor tornado
Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Irish Proverb
Doctors do it with patience.
As funny as a chamber of horrors.
There's Lipstick on my dipstick !! <g>
Fire, walk with me!
Oxymoron: inferred petty corruption
First things first...nothing can be easier than that!
A disagreement may be the shortest cut between two minds.<Gibran>
Pandemonium! BBS - Where those who know don't ask.
Beavis of Borg: "You said A$$-imilate. heh heh hehheh."
All our tag lines are busy at the moment.
"Humph! Bugger off!" -- Dwarven Proverb.
"Mind if I smoke?"... "Mind if I throw up?"
Two minutes in the punalty box for gross punning.
College Students Do It With Class
A burp is not an answer -Bart Simpson
I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my file
Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
Windows NT Performance, on the next In Search Of
URA Redneck if you have orange road cones in your living room.
Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of .03
It's IN the Mail !! Believe me !!
No obligation! No salesman will call!
My train of thought derailed-hundreds were injured.
Def: Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive.
"Fallen Underwear" ─ by Lucy Lastic
Def: Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC)
"Courage is the complement of fear." - Heinlein
Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling.
A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea.
Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes.
Bimbob: A bimbo's boyfriend.
Auntie Em: Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking dog. Dorothy
That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life.
The Moral Majority is NEITHER!
In a bad mood? Constantly interrupt!
OXYMORON : Free with purchase
"You were right about me." - Anakin Skywalker
My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevant.
I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi
Who beta tested Preparations A through G, and why?
A cat stretches from one end of @TOFIRST@'s childhood to the other.
There's a hole in your mind too ?
I am the walrus. You're not.
Nice legs...for a human. -Worf
"I know zat sayink. It wus inwented in Russia." - Chekov
A Holy Grail? Oh, we allready have one of those.
I never liked you, and I always will
Spell chequers dew knot work write.
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
Oxymoron: Personalized Form Letter.
I wi√ìδùsh Belⁿl wouÜ╜┐ld fiì╣├x my çphêone lin$╢■
I hate my Mom but I honor her anyway!
"Mr Garibaldi would be delighted."--Garibaldi
"The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual..."
I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted.
AD&D Quote: "C'mon DM, let's see some REAL monsters!"
A bad case of cranial intrusion into the rectal cavity.
Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life.
"He's Dr. Scratchansniff, the studio shrink!" - Yakko/Wakko/Dot Warner
Clinton is doing it with everybody.
Pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!!!
Apples, Apricots, Peachtrees this industry: FULL of FRUIT
WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat?
Murphy is out there ... waiting ...
"How do you dodge a *laser*?" -- Blindside
If at first you doubt, doubt again.
Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat...
When Maxipics are outlawed only outlaws will have GIFs.
Hillary Clinton: America's Eva Peron
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator.
URA Redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper.
NAAAAAAAAH!
"And now, an even bigger disaster: a show called Animaniacs." - Yakko
TRUST me I am a POLITICIAN
Moderator(n): Subspecies of God, native to Fidonet
Clinton: America's first Communist President.
"I'm going to miss you. You had such potential." - Q
"Was it food, or was it Memorex?" -- Yakko
Excuse me... you're on fire. -- Joel Robinson
No Tagline available at this time.
Please consult: "Popular Fallacies about Vivisection".
"To do is to be." --J.P.Sartre
"Ewwww...you've been eating garlic!" - Dot Warner
Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips
Respect Those Beneath Ye -- All Are of Gaia.
"Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek
URA Redneck if you ask, "Aunt Mama, is dinner ready?"
You can take my Wife, but please don't take my Tagline!
Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing.
I'm building a new tagline factory...
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
"Bother," said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up.
If Clinton wins send candy. He's already had Flowers!
Bother! said Pooh, as his torpedos missed the Death Star's weak spot.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they have.
Oxymoron: Luxury Bus.
Sailors never die - they get a little dinghy.
I touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!
There's nothing like a dog to give your home that lived-in look.
I just got a new tagline and I can't do a thing with it!
Death is when God drops carrier on you.
Follow Christ....all the other lemmings did.
Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows.
Harvest is when I need you the most...only one more season...
"Bother," said Pooh, as his striped necktie woke and strangled him
Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie.
Why, yes! I *AM* the Moderator!
Scrute the inscrutable...eff the ineffable.
Don't get MAD! Get even! (with a SIDEWINDER)
Mommy, why does that moon have a crack?
"Guide To Mixology" ─ by Bart Ender
Def: Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats.
"Oochie whoochie coochie coo!" - McCoy
Oxymoron: military etiquette
New Borg Movie: Assimilating the World in 80 days.
Oxymoron: Random File Organization.
Can I make this thing initialize my coffee pot?
MARINE: Muscles Are Required - Intelligence Not Expected
Def: Paranoia: Not just an attittude but a way of life.
Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop!
Some bugs in his software.
War on Drugs? Bomb R.J. Reynolds.
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
Window Error:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
Failure is never fatal, success is never final.
#define scanf printf
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath.
"Bother", said the moderator, 3$%^B Q# NO CARRIER
Ivo who? Nobel what?
My life is an unevaluated registration copy.
"There is a great disturbance in the Force. Get his battery!" -Emperor
What's one more cat? Just another fluffy fuzzball of fun!
I would introduce your eyebrows, but I see they've already met. -SLR
I have the erasers to all miniture golf pencils.
Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand?
If you get the joke, you can spell!!!!
Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem?
Def: Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of.
Def: Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines.
Oxymoron: systematically at random
"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space." - Kirk
Is this Textual Harassment?
As funny as a pigeon bomb.
URA Pagan Redneck if: Cakes and wine means RC Cola and Moonpies.
The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
I'm from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms. Where's the matches?
I wonder what this button does? {¿T± <NO CARRIER
Everytime I read this I get a pain in my, er, side.
Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens?
"Now and then, Aunt Slappy is just a *little* bit bitter." - Skippy
New Borg Movie: Borg in East L.A.
Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel
URA Redneck if you've ever financed a tattoo.
Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline!
Hypocrite: a mortician trying to look sad at an expensiv
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"-Han Solo
"That's it!" - Pesto
For $1,000,000 free - call 1-800-627-%........+NO CARRIER
Copyright (C) 1995, The Myra I Fox School of Tagline Research.
Clinton/Gore: Divide by ZERO error - not allowed!
Having a Moderator beats losing an Echo!
"I have something for you. I don't want it anymore." - The Crow
Wasteful: Using a 14.4k modem to call mostly 2400 BBSes.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos.
Bother! said Pooh, as @TO decompressed the airlock.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet... I'm hunting tagwines!
When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself!
Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death.
"Red Vegetables ─ Volume 1" ─ by Tom A. Toe
"It was a miracle I even got out of Longwood alive..."
To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph.
I wanted a Lamberghini, but I am too Porsche for Infinity
███████████████████████████ <This tagline censored by a fundie>
Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up!
My favorite hobby: TAG LINE COLLECTING!!!
Oh yeah? Well, I didn't care FIRST!
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself!
"Can I kiss you there?" Tom asked cunningly.
Bother! said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's.
I guess I'd better pack an extra pair of boots. - Riker
Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time! -Luke
Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
"Bother," said Pooh as he assembled the Grand Grimoire.
Friendship is a rainbow between two people.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes!
Howmanylettersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintojustonetaglineanyway
Captain's Log Stardate @SDATE@: Ensign @TOLAST@ is under investigation.
I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevent.
URA Redneck if you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Want to practice SAFE shareware? With ME?
The Empire is on the verge of success
Def: DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)
"I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles."
Stupidity is contagious
Giving money to Government is like giving drugs to addict
I yam Popeye o'de Borg! Preparez'a ta be askimiligated!
A man's best friend is his dogma.
Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators!
Save the American family: Nuke Hillary!
Fundamentalism: From fund (send money), a- (without), mental (thought)
<-- Why the funny square?
Official Tagline of the 1992 Winter Olympics
The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted.
Why would Imperial troops want to slaughter @TOLAST@s?
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
I gave it up until Lent
Elves do it in the trees.
Oxymoron: Good Morning
Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages?
Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway...
Jesus to Multitude: What, 5000 of you and no one brought a sandwich?
I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat.
Apathy ERROR: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?
An Agent of the Cosmic Balance (retired)
Have a great tagline to zap you with, but I'd be 86'd.
Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk.
Nothing will please me more than to give away Mrs. Troi - Picard
Agents do it undercover.
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
Court is in session, the Moderator presiding.
Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life.
"You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake..." - Han Solo
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
The prince hides his face from the dreams in the mist.
I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant.
Eating yogurt will give you culture.
The mind opens, and in creeps wisdom.-Lwaxana Troi
Electricity was invented by rubbing ferrets up the wrong way.
AT&T does it in Long Lines.
She loved the bulge in my pocket!! It was my wallet.
The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...
Energize said Picard, and the pink bunny appeared....
This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. -- Worf
"Hey Carlo...you think you could fool a Corleone?"
All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly.
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
Now there's a Moderator with an itchy twitfinger.
I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart
But she said she was 18! (Like I cared?!)
PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
A penny saved is rediculous.
"Let me introduce my lovely wife Pinkinia..." - Brain
Dog's favorite game - "Now guess where I did it.
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...
"Captain, this tribble is dead." Spock
Come on Honey..it doesn't hurt I promise !!!
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
Automatic weapons - aren't.
Sure...anything for a fellow LEEEEEEEECH! <g>
Bother! said @TO, as he received his phoone-bill.
Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me.
Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.
I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged".
It's snowing flurries!!! But only flurries. :(
Oxymoron: A wise democrat.
It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.
What's the matter? Clinton repealing Reagan's tax cuts?
I'm wading in the stream of consciousness.
OXYMORON : Least favorite
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everyone gets a turn.
Some of my best taglines are friends!
Whoopee cushion? I don't have a... Oh no! You're sitting on my cat!
"And God said, Let there be light: and there was light."
The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets.
Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups!
"Whoa! We're there, dude!" - Butt-Head
Oh no! This ta
gline i
s fading[0m
"Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?"
It behooves us all to avoid archaic expressions!
A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing...
"Guten abend. Fraulein Pryde, I assume?" - Nightcrawler
The next statement is true. The previous is false.
Oxymoron: random logic
What Do You Mean, The Supper Is Cold?????
Is the hard drive full yet?
Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day.
The only thing we have to fear, is an invasion by the Visitors!
I sure hope @N@'s wearing all-cotton underwear....
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Serial Port - Red Wine on Grape Nuts...
"I usually leave an extra $10 in my pocket for her birthday."
Solve the problems and save you worries!
This tagline has taken me three minutes to come up with.
Real SysOps eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
The tagline thief strikes again!
Dave Mustaine for president in 1996!
"Bother," said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand.
Transporting really is the safest way to travel -- Geordi
Para cuando E-SCREEN v3.01?... Pronto, muy pront
"Well, another satisfied customer." - Odo to Quark
Breakdown Dead Ahead
This is the tagline to end all taglines.
Oh, Bother!, said Pooh as he erased his hard drive
The Thrill Of Victory & The Agony of Delete
SOLVE THE RUSH HOUR PROBLEM. GET VEHICULAR WEAPONRY.
Hey Worf, I hooked Data up to a modem. Wanna see?
Ethernet: Device used to catch the ether bunny.
@FN@ was one who thought they were a tagline...
Internal stack overflow ... System Halted
One thing for certain, he's dead, and someone's to blame.
Hey Dave! Speed it up! This lady's getting rigor mortis!
Yeah, I've been there, I've done that. - Nick Knight
I have a life. C:\ANIMANIACS\CARTOON\FAKE\STUFF\LIFE.EXE .....See?
Add little to little and there will be a big pile.
"But if you kiss me, you're slaying your own dragon." - Yakko Warner
MOM'S HINT #315: Learn to throw a baseball.
"Don't underestimate the force" - Darth Vader
Jesus Saves. Moses Invests. Cthulhu Forecloses.
"If I didn't love I wouldn't this, would I?"
URA Redneck if you do most of your shopping at a truck stop.
My cat walks all over me!
$19.95!!! $49.95!!! $99.95!!! $199.95!!! [Price Tagline]
URA Redneck if you entertain yourself for an hour with a bug zapper.
Keptin, it's an inwisible Moderator decloaking..
I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!
"This man's dying!" "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not...oh."
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
That guy makes you wish abortion was retroactive.
Doesn't matter ... The pay's the same ...
A Girl In Trouble Is A Temporary Thing
Is there a spin doctor in the house?
Fairy king, attend, and mark: I do hear the morning lark.
I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused!
Ewe's not fat, ewe's just fluffy.
This LAN is my LAN, This LAN is your LAN...
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. - Yugoslav Proverb
Biography: One of the terrors of death.
217. You can't free a fish from water.
Borgs Bunny: "'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate
I learned to kiss like this by syphoning mercury!
TV Truth: Kids always have something clever and witty to say.
And 97.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
A moderator should be hanged with a his/her computer-to-m
All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
Only in your dreams, Commander. - Troi
"Ain't nothin' changed except the guys that give the orders." Cop, "V"
Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set
If he was here, I would hit him upside the head. - Don Schanke
Beware, little sister. That way lies the Wyrm. -- Jalisha
Love is a sickness that slows down your career
Yo momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected
DM Advice: The rulebook you want is at the bottom of the stack.
Why are you looking down here? The joke is above!
Clinton does the work of 3 men--Larry, Moe, and Curly!
"You can dispense with the pleasentries, Admiral.."--Darth Vader
Hire the handicapped - give a Fundamentalist a job.
Be nonviolent, or I'll kill you!
My favorite breakfast: Italian Cheese Toast
Bother! said Pooh, as he violated the Bosnian ceasefire.
Oh please, don't do that ... Oh please, don't ... Oh please ... Oh...
One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
All the lights don't shine in his marquis
Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date
Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key
To moderate or not to moderate. That is the question.
Since we all move so slowly - why is it called rush hour?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he swallowed a grenade
Purrloiner: A cat in your lap.
The first step towards philosophy is incredulity.
URA Redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took.
Cats like WINdoze, it seems to attract Mice...
All wings report in! -- Lando Calrissian
Make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
Clinton: The disaster aid for 12 years of Reagan/Bush.
"Trucker's Worst Nightmare" ─ by Bridge Tulow
Growl for me. Let me know you still care.
That's when I reach for my pocket nuke.
"That's the last time I ever travel by bean." - Yakko
An ERROR? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Give a bureaucrat an idea - they'll find a way to tax it!
"Bother," said Pooh, as the brake cables snapped on the Alaska highway
TV Truth: All cars will explode when wrecked.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
"Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai." - Mandarin Chinese Christmas
Hey dad, is Bill Clinton a Raider? After all, he lies and cheats too!
Horse Sense Is Simply Stable Thinking
Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead.
"Hello, Shelly. It's over, baby. I'm coming home." - The Crow
A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
This tagline has been anvil-captioned for the Animaniacs impaired.
SYNTAX? Why not - They tax everything else!
Oxymoron: Repeatedly Redundant.
"Windows for Dummies".... isn't that Microsoft "Bob"?
Go ahead. Attack me with that bananna.
"Bother," said Pooh, as his combat drone exploded.
Def: Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
Book 'em, Danno!
I can't hear you over all this line noise!
Operator halted-- Animaniacs is on!
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Windows? A very nice VGA demo, isn't it?
"You stink of death!" - Buzzcut
Never attempt an auto trip if your kids outnumber the car windows.
"We have two sorts of pies: undercooked and overcooked."
Captain, I protest! A AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf)
I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
If it doesn't work, expand it.
Will that be cache or chkdsk?
Thank God I'm an atheist!!!
Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
"Buy me a drink?" said Tom dryly.
Health Care, Crime, Welfare Reform, Lobbyist Control, all lose to O.J.
Mandatory tagline omitted; Moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he changed history.
NAK NAK NAKin' at Heaven's Door
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
The prayer was Why Me; The Lord answered Why Not?
"Well, whatever it was, it gave *me* a stiffy!" - Butt-Head
"You never heard of the Millinium Falcon?!" - Han Solo
Was this post pay for view? I've already seen it!
D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
Def: Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Cthulhu sleeps at R'lyeh, but It vacations in Cascadia.
Don't hit me Moderator... I'll go back On Topic... I swear!
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Males get PMS too. They catch it from females.
Def: Reality: Crutch for people who can't read science fiction.
There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses.
Oxymoron: Night of the Living Dead
Not enough time left to ^&e{rNO CARRIER
Peace is an extension of war by political means. L. Long
FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind.
Oxymoron: valueless education
FOR SALE: D'vorkians machine, used once, works well. ƒ
DESQview does Windoze.
"Our sensors show that you're out of oxygen." - Yakko
33.3 - scores of the beast
"Collaborators. Not even the Ferengi would do that." -- Odo
URA Redneck if you front yard has one or more cars up on blocks.
It takes guts to consume beef tripe.
"But I feel like celebrating!" -- Q "I don't!" -- Picard
Oxymoron: almost safe
I said NO to drugs but they didn't listen!
Toys in the attic
Why is it that when _I_ post off-topic messages, I get moderated?
If Time is infinite, then why do I never have enough?
Bo Pilgrim of Borg: We just won't assimilate a fat, yella chicken.
Life is hard with an extended alphabet... <sigh>
"Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11
Hooray for Christopher Columbus! I'm proud to be here!
You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
Smile! Cthulhu is ignoring you!
The next time you think you're GOD...try walking on water
The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs.
"Stop flaming me!"
Certain things shouldn't be moved. Murray Teigh Bloom
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
The highest bidder catches the most politicians.
"The economy is moving in the right direction." -- Bush
Hope Diamond. TajMahal. Bentlys. SLMR.
Oxymoron: unusual routine
Humans and aliens... alone in the night.
Windows of Borg - "Your patience will be assimilated!"
MISinformation is the cruellest virus.
Good News: The new Pkzip has been releα^╬#φ%^!▓¿$≈⌡.#$▄
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
"Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs!
The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity.
May you never live to see your wife a widow
I can't seem to find the smiley faces on my keyboard...
The superfluous is very necessary.
We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
He who wants to spoil the day for a grouch should give him a smile.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he donned his ninja uniform & went to kill Owl.
Rush Limbaugh isn't always right. He's always ->RIGHT->!
The moderator doesn't know what I'm doi.@#%$#% NO CARRIER
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm.
URA Redneck if you've ever vacationed in a rest area.
Naturally; they're Bass Masters at this sort of stuff.
"I am NOT overreacting! I'm a teen-ager!" -- Katie Kaboom
Oxymoron: Good mother-in-law.
You aren't lost if you don't care where you are.
Caution: I drive using The Force.
Ferret toys: anything not nailed down. And some that are.
Mrs. Fletcher was PUSHED!
"Marshall has things pretty stable on TCR." - Q. D. Walls
Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000.
"Didn't I see this on a David Copperfield special?" - Yakko Warner
I am Ohm of Borg. Resistance is relevant.
Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you.
Shudderbugger: Vacationing stranger who wants you to take his picture.
Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six!
Alas, `It' has gone limp, and `it' won't get up.
Lie: I only had one.
Patience -- Wait control
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll."
Conservatives: Because we care.
URA Redneck if your wife owns more deerheads than teeth.
CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?"
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter Boogers shot out of George's nose.
"Bring me the sultry wench - THAT one - with the fire in her eyes!"
Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless.
Oxymoron: vacant dwelling
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
"Bother," said Pooh, as he fed the pidgeons to his cat.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the right of way.
For a good prime, call: 391581 * 2^216193 - 1
Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood.
Don't talk to me about disclaimers I invented disclaimers
"Energize!" said Picard. "It keeps going, and going..."
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Chastity is its own punishment.
IBM making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY!
Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping.
ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP.
Silly boy... you *never* invite a vampire into your home!
DOT.EXE loaded. Attempting to act cute...
"Kids today, huh?" -- Fox Mulder
"They actually believe that a conspiracy exists!" - Steven, "V"
I'm a were-something, but I don't know exactly what!
"Bother," said Pooh as he pushed the plunger and the UN fell
"We're not that stupid, we just know the plot." - Yakko
Joycelyn Elders: an unplanned and unwanted Surgeon General
If it's not on fire, it's a software problem
And God said, Let there be 14.4k baud...
Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong
"Swimming is too much like... bathing." [Worf]
Serology - Study of English Knighthood
Rocky Horror fans are very committed...or should be!
Bush/Quayle ERROR! Division by Zero encountered.
Spam...it is the devil's work!
URA Redneck if your rear tires are twice as wide as the front ones.
URA Redneck if you converted your carport into a beauty shop.
My Computer is down...Should I shoot it?
Molly does backflips in joy! Radar is home again.
Elvis should be alive and Barry Manilow should be dead.
"Mission accomplished! Oooo, ooo, oo ooo oo ooo ooooo!" - Y/W/D
Don't give me a Clinton answer...tell me the truth!
"Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant."
It's not easy being a werewolf. [From a short story]
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...everything's proceeding as we have forseen.
+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner.
Oxymoron: Government worker
Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
You have diabetes, the doctor said sweetly.
New sport for the olympic games: Tagline Stealing
Clinton's worst nightmare? Rush Limbaugh marries Chelsea.
Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
I have a dream:DIR C: 965465065464984030373436 bytes free
Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 1200 in an HST lane.
You HIT me! Picard never hit me! - Q
Hypertagline...er, tagtree?
Real sysops don't change the name of their board every month.
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
URA Redneck if you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
Learn from your parent's mistakes-use Birth Control.
Do or do not. At least that's what he always says. -- Kyp Durron
"How many times do I have to repeat myself?" "Only 'til it's true."
All I want to know is: WHY ME?
Deja Tue: The feeling that this is the second time you've been there.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women
Do you know where he is? - Picard
I'm flexible... just don't change anything.
A few bricks shy of a load.
EARTH - Mostly Harmless
...and all the Borg left was this pile of forms...
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. L. Long
URAT, if you call your new Pontiac the USS Picard.
"It could be worse." "It's worse." - Leia and Han
Banana pickers do it in bunches.
Why do conservatives still think the is Earth flat?
MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent!
I am Shaggy of Borg. You shall be groovy.
Golfers do it by the stroke.
Anyone who doesn't smile at a kitten isn't worth knowing.
DOS 6.0: Bug City !
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone...
Fundamentalist (n): modern day Pharisee
I've used up all my sickdays. I'm calling in dead!
Smart Blonde: Uses Radar to find the Powder Room.
Oxymoron: Even Odds.
"Bother," said Pooh, as he directed traffic onto the dead-end street.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
"Did you know there's a Thing in your milk?" - Wakko Warner
Unable To Locate Operator - Coffee Halted
Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "tech support"!
Baptists don't make love standing up. It's too close to dancing.
Survival tip 3, what you lack in numbers, make up with firepower.
Have you ever asked Superman does he wear underwear?
Hark! What mail from yonder modem breaks?
Actors do it on camera.
Member of the Legion of Decency....Retired.
You're A Redneck if: you think cow tipping is an Olympic sport.
"I assure you I seek only knowledge"--Aldous Gaitch
What's all this talk about celery caps?
***WARNIG!*** Tagline Theft Alram Acitve
<<lots of taglines deleted for brevity>>
I must be bored!!! I replied to this message!!!!
Spock... you're such a putz.
I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you?
Time travel seminar next week. Did you attend?
Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's
Only fools fall for bimbos!--jkb
STAR WARS FIDONET ECHO...There's no such thing as luck...